Looking to be roasted if anyone would be so kind as to oblige

Looking to be roasted if anyone would be so kind as to oblige

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

yeah ive got his nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it

You look like something the Romans would have murdered before taking your land and breeding your woman.

this isn't fucking reddit

I lost my nudes in a tragic external hd crash, so please post them.

Jesus really lost it after discovering meth

I have birth defects so you’re probably right

You’re inadvertently boosting my confidence

You look like Baldur from God of War if he had kleinfelters

Oh shit I knew my spelling was off

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Check my fail

Fuck roasting you, someone wash this mother fucker I can smell him thru the screen

Nice give me more

Still waiting for my nudes, I’ve posted plenty so please show me my asshole

That beard is sick man, no burn here

>kleinfelters
Fuuuuck that's funny

Acceptable

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I dunno I think OPs pretty hot

Less hot now but I'd fuck him

You look like Rob Zombie took a shit after a bender

pull up your pants you fucking hippie

Not the first time I’ve heard that

Did you make the kids you assaulted tattoo you as a momento?

Only twice

Sorry to ruin the illusion?

>Only twice
Did they do the rest of their own accord? That's really sweet

oogle/10

It's good I've got a bag somewhere

/thread

You have to go back, OP.

hey post my nudes too

you seem... upset?

Nice

nah, he looks Germanic more than Celtic.

Nice

Literally half and half of those (more or less) via dna testing

guess the Germanic half is most pronounced in you then, you're too stocky to be considered Celtic looking.

1/2 white and 1/2 white

>Literally half and half of those (more or less) via dna testing
Ops a whore that'll spit in a tube for anybody

Shut up and take my Money

>Shut up and take my Money
Take my money daddy

Youtu.be wNYqqc-khVE

Well thanks for nothing guys I still feel mediocre at worst

I said you were hot what do you want OP?!?

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Don't toy with my heart

mabus

One more for dubs

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Those tattoos....I'm convinced you have a 5 year old under your stairs. Can't you at least teach him how to draw?

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Your change, sir

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I'd spit in your tube if you know whaddameen

show benuzz

We’ll wait a second here, if you’d be so kind as to provide a time stamp I’ll give you some goods

Don’t care if trap

Yeah cause I got all day to sit around in an uncomfy bra. Come back with a tube full of spit and we'll talk

user you're so romantic

K ik indegeaux2015

>indegeaux2015
I think it's indigo? Are you like french? What's going on with that shit

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Sure yea yes

>Sure yea yes
Best response

Airen?

You must be in the know

White trash Davy Jones

>Airen
Oh barf I know an Airen

Heyy!...nice Elon!

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Love it

i know who op is and also have pics he gave me of his ex from college. keep groveling for attention you bum ass nobody

PR

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Are you her?

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>Are you her?
Yeesh I fucking hope not

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That’s exactly what she would say