For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich...

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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i always thought the McChicken was prounounced "McDickin"

lololololololol

the absolute state of Yea Forums

i literally just pizzed and shidded myself

include me in the screennigger

based and redpilled

literally the greatest post of all time

this but unironically

Why did he bring so much mud to the room? I don't get it.

holy fucking kek my sides

lika sumbooooooooody this is amazeballs

Topkek

t. literal wordsmith on level with charlie DICKens

Mcchicken sauce?
I'm I being bamboozled? That doesn't exist.

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

FUCKING LOL

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lolololol

literally lost my mind laughing so hard

that's mighty jewish of you user

michael jackson raped me last night, and this post more then makes up for it.

crying right now

and then everyone clapped and went back in fucking reddit.

can i be your big tiddied goth gf user????????????????????????

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the mcchicken aint got shit on the ps triple

you could knock tyson fury with all the JEWmor in this bread right now

include me in the screennigger

Samefag redditfag running a thread for le internet points kys

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sheeeeeit

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I always thought it was McFuckin.

ha ha ha get it? McDickin!!!!!!!!!!1 bwahahaha

my man just said micdickin lololol

i just trying to process how based this user is right now

oof and yikes pilled

it's really not that funny guys

i'm sure the kikes don't want us to find this funny, but even they would kneel and kek

you just saved my life user

i am still pizzing and shidding in my pants

how do i get all this pizz and shid to stop????

fukkin basedboi over here guys!

HAHAHAHAHA MCDICKIN!!!!!!

This is fucking retarded

Fuck you, McRib for life

So funny. Show tit.

bobs and vagene

we have a new king of Yea Forums

all hail nigger mcdickin

mad lads

unironically this is reddit tier humor

Much amaze

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i don't get it?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

i'm tired of these females lyin

how will the mcchicken recover?

is nothing sacred to this man?

is he the based boi we need or the soiboy we deserve?

i'm also pizzing and shidding my underwear right now

just fuckin kek at some of these sandniggers comments

at least your not a fukkin niggerlover

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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cause the problem i have with this is how much sense it makes

low quality shitposting

you are literally my savior

i'll suck yo dik for 2 dollas

show us pics of bobs and vagene

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

....NiggerDickin

McNiggerloven

call me mukaluy bulkin cause i'm home alone

based and redpilled

i just squeeled from laughter

For me, it's the McCock. The best fast food Cock. I even ask for extra McCock sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McCock sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for Cock and a large iced Cock with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for Cock on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great Cock that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my Cock in McCock sauce, it's delicious! What a great Cock!

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what the fuck did you just fucking say about the McChicken, you little bitch? I'll have you know,

The McChicken is the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Maccas mayo is fuckin trash fight me

i swear to christ i'm about to go dickless for michael chiklis

my name is Moe Lester and i'd like to be included in the screencap if you don't mind

For him, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. he even asks for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time he asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. he said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets him with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give him three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at his local McDonald's restaurant, he go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when he's in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match his daily nutritional needs.

he even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Sure thing buddy ol' pal! Cum join in the swamp!

based boi based boi based boi

>Moe Lester
my fucking sides!

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FUCKIN CHECKED

you mean to tell me it's not bronounced beminine benis?

get it cause then i said mcdickin

There are 82 replies and 14 posters. This is and epic level of samefagging

at least i suppose it's not called the mcfaggotinyourasshole

FUCKING CHKED

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there are literally 86 replies but only 15 posters!!!! wtf how funny can this get?

there are literally 88 replies but only 16 posters!!!! pissing myself at this

i will masterbate tomorrow morning to all the you's you have right now

Ok now this is ebik

JEW mean to tell me it's not prounounced mcdickin?

>samefagging
prove it nigger

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh include me in the screenshot my name is Hugh Janeus

My name is Lou Sbutthole

Heyy!...nice Elon!

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can someone compile a collage of all the posts in this thread? Thanks

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Oh my! Top tier humor! I literally came in my pants and shit came out my ears! Thanks user.

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Cool story user

OP also has multiple IP's. I saw him post this twice in one thread.