Yea Forums, my dog keeps sleeping with me in my bed and if she isn't in my room, she's outside of it groaning, barking...

Yea Forums, my dog keeps sleeping with me in my bed and if she isn't in my room, she's outside of it groaning, barking, and scratching my door. what do? she wasnt like this a while ago

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Obviously scared of something

Cuddle and love her everytime you share your bed with her.

Cherish your dog, she sounds lovely

She's horny.

Is she a a big dog? If so I'd suggest pounding the slut.

Probably a nasty , sharp catoclaws

she is but what if I need to do my business and such? it's starting to bug me bc it's ALL THE TIME

Was it raining or anything when this happened?
My bro's dog is scared of thunder.
Either way, maybe give her a dog bed and train her not to get in yours.

Trips of truth

gross :(

Just let her out to pee or something and then fap

Kys ASAP degenerate

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i would know when she has to pee, and it's like every 3-5 hours

i feel like that's the case, but what?

I used to be one to think that sort of behavior should be fixed, but I don't think so anymore. Your dog loves you more than anything in the world and just wants to be close to you and know that you're okay. Human life is so short, and a dog's life is an even tinier fraction than that. Spend as much time as you can together. Let her sleep in your room. It would make her happy and that's really important. Just remember, you're her whole world and being in your presence is the light of her life.

didn't expect that

Try being with her a night where she usually sleeps and just stay there showing it's nothing dangerous.

you spoil your dog too much, thats why. beat her ass with a shoe or rolled up newspaper when she does this.

SHE KEEPS FUCKING FARTING IN MY FACE HELP THAT SHIT IS NASTY

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Kill yourself, unironically

she sleeps in a kennel, no way in hell im gonna sleep in that cramped thing

bitches tend to get clingy after you fuck them.

i dont fuck my dog u furfag

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hey, don't call ME a furfag. you're the one fucking a dogs.

She just wants to be with you
> spend more time with her
> if you aren't going to let her in, ignore it. Don't yell at her or anything like that. It'll drive you crazy and take time but if you acknowledge her in any way it'll only encourage her.
> just let her in. My dog died a year ago, I regret every second I ignored her. You are her whole world and nobody will ever love you like she does.

Sounds like she gets separation anxiety. If you dont want her to do this. Start leaving and clming back making your walks longer and longer. Make it short at first just to show that your not going to be gone forever.

Just spend time with her you monster

You're a shitty dog owner. Learn to train your dog, nigger.

I suggest making her a spot of her own that's comfortable and cosy. I also suggest wrapping a water bottle in a blanket and placing it in her bed to generate a warmth. Expect her to not like this at first, but sooner or later she'll give in.

This

Rather than beating something like an uneducated nigger, just ignore her. Dog trainers do this as a way to show them they're bad. It works.

it's my dads dog but ok

OP here, btw thanks so much for all the replies, i'll try some of these methods that u guys suggested

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I think that dog ate a clown

Maybe she feels the same way.

Hope everything goes well :)

good boy

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>be me, op's dog
>chillin in op's house
>smell blood and copper
>rutro.jpeg
>try to tell op about spooky smell
>"lmao dog, go away"
>NIGGER OPEN THE DOOR
>fag finally opens door
>sleep in bed because fag can be used for a distraction for spook
been sleeping in this fags room for days now and now he's fucking coplaining, what the fuck op

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widdly scuds

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was just waiting for this response

that made me kek, but blood and copper? wtf

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