What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Name?
jesus christ you lonely retard, that video is older than you are
just find some porn, jerk off, then get on with your day
Oof. Found the newfag.
Britney
Christina Model, Tiffany Teen, Dawson Miller, Kari Sweets, Kasia Model, Next Door Nikki....Basically any of the porn bitches from the Phil Flash websites.
Then moved on the the Met-Art bitches & Bang Bros, Naughty America. Man, I miss the early 2000's porn sites.
Nice feet
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.HEIL HITLER
Christina Model
VS Catalog
Back in the day I would just go on Bing and search up "big boobies" or some shit. There was this one girl who always showed up, chubby, basically a hucow frame. I remember her areolas were as big as cds, because she compared them. Really wish I remembered her name now.
There was some other mexican chick in a yellow two piece bikini sitting at a computer just playing with her boobs too. Never been able to find that either.
brittney spears and jessica alba
Britney has great legs and feet
Even as a child around 10-11 I was truly enlightened and almost always fapped to hentai. Usually was some pokemon girl like May or Erika and when Sinnoh came out Dawn and pretty much the whole female cast, or something like Gwen Tennyson, Roll from mega man especially her older MM Legends form, and pretty much any girl i liked from cartoons and games
Christine Young
kazaa
I remember in art class in middle school we were doing paper mache with a bunch of old magazines and newspapers. Well, I managed to find three or four pages from a sears catalog. Shoved them in my pocket, took them home, cut the models out and hid them in a fake book I had. Best few months of my life until my mom found them and made me throw them out.
>Kasia Model
Yup, she was the hottest bitch on his website. Pity she only did softcore shit for his site, Penthouse & Playboy. Always hoped she'd pop up doing hardcore on a Bang Bus or Porn Pros video back in the day. Now she's married to some rich French dude.
STOP SAYING OOF FFS
Dude. Agreed.
Great post!
Hustler from the 1970's
They were my uncles old porn stache
feels bad for her
Chloe18, lightspeed University, topanga.security on most websites were weak so ftv was very interesting also.
no, he's right.. that chick is in her 30's today, and had a breast reduction done years ago. She was some 15-16y/o when those old vids were done.
you'd know if you weren't a newfag.
this. please.
she supposedly did a hardcore video for penthouse, but was never released. have all her playboy & penthouse softcore videos, most of her phil flash stuff.
Would loved to see her between her breaking away from parents and her meth years.dont get me wrong I love getting high but her best years were not documented.
yea, her an next door nikki / nikki sims were the ones that were active the longest. hell, nikki sims is still active. she's like 35 now & does hardcore videos. they pop on pornhub pretty frequently.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Lightspeed University. Mostly Jordan Capri and Tawnee Stone.
dude wat
Sears catalog
National Geographic
Encyclopedia Of The Human Anatomy
The paper instructions inside my moms Tampax box..
I forgot tawnee stone.my favorite was Angela Devi.it was a ppv website so very limited
>back in the day
>Bing
WHat are you, like, twelve?
She disappeared for ten years then dildo and pussy glimpse in her return
Been visiting a website called damplips.com since I was kid cuz I saw porn for the first time there
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.___-____
xnxx
Fake and gay, 10 year olds don’t think about sexual stuff. That’s illegal
Who's that??it's been a while.i get tawnee and Jordan capri mixed up I don't think its either one
katies world
katies world
Pictureview was the first time seeing beast porn and I think cp
>Not having an older brother
I'm sorry for your nonexistent loss
A WWE WrestleMania 25 commemorative book. I fapped to the pictures of Kelly Kelly a lot
So much porn in the spank bank.
only Canadians will understand.
Li'l Amber
>Jordan Capri
agreed. she was arguably hotter than Tawnee.
Mostly what everyone else fapped to (Tiffany Teen was god-tier) but also a lot of weird shit like pic related.
i wish i still had my huge collection of katies world. she was my favorite.
She looked so innocent and soft
Diaper fags GTFO & don't come back.
my friends and I had a duffel bag full of porn that we hid in a stump near the creek. one year it flooded and we lost the whole stash. it was pretty devistating
thehun.com and the original camgirl JenniCam.com
My dad always let him use his porno mags to jerk off as long as I let him stay in the room to supervise. It was pretty cool.
pity she got popped on drug charges. she did that low quality hardcore video with her husband & looked like she was going to start doing more when they got raided for making & distributing meth.
...
Then he was a pedophile. The idea that 10 year olds are sexualis LITERALLY cp and illegal to talk about
true
mighty get btw
hail hail
Supervising you pulling on your dick.wow your dad was cool.did he help??
shes done some hardcore stuff a couple years ago. damn shame she went so far down
youtube.com
Only Youtube wasn't around. So I had to find it on a different site.
awwww shiiiit
Petra Verkaik. Hands down the hottest woman ever IMO.
Its not uncommon for toddlers to play with themselves. Thats what happens when you discover yourself and the world around you. I used to hump the floor when I was a kid. My mom caught me once and spanked me.
That's my girl Chloe.so cute
LOL no that was the point he was just making sure I was doing it right, like a spotter at the gym lol. When I finished he usually helped me clean up as well.
her pussy was perfect
But the law says the idea is illegal! That’s why illegal porn is illegal and above challenging!
>My 13 year old brother was a pedo for showing me pussy on the internet and cartoon porn
Yeah okay I totally believe you
that sears catalog was no joke fap material
Did he have soft hands
God damn, I miss fapping to her
somthing about the way tera sucked dick, fucking hnnnng. miss jacking off to her
She was perfect.always my target gf dark hair eyes small boobs thin great smile
das sum tasty ass b8 eh m8
I was the kid that found a way to get porn mags, or hack the cable box.
>yes, i'm OLD
anyone remember these lesbos from welivetogether.com?
I used to go to the chick little April's site. That's my first memory of fapping, then hentai cause I like animu.
Huge tits trim bush.needed to see her open then maybe top 10
>tiffany
bingo. kasia & nikki sims were ok, but tiffany was hands down the best phil flash slut. pity she retired right after her hardcore stuff got released. her ex-husband & phil flash supposedly stole a bunch of money from her. she's married to some preacher down in flordia now. you know half the congregation knows she use to do porn.
Ya her cumming was creamy and the braces.
yup i jizzed gallons watching her vids. so cute.
>welivetogether.com
Fuckin nostalgia yes dude
Kates Playground & Next Door Nikki
remember the milton cumdumpster twins? i remember a vid they did where one or both were pregnant.
She supposedly doesn't hide the fact she use to do porn. She actually tours the country doing & does speeches about it at local churches for $. She's still a whore for money, now she just makes it preaching about how "ebil duh porn iz".
bang bus anyone?
Fucking this!
i kinda loved this fucking guy
>Milton Twins
>borderline incest whores who fuck each other with strap-on's & look like fetal alcohol syndrome sufferers
Which redneck hillbilly state you from, user?
new york. the incestuousness and crackwhore look turned me on beyond belief
This game...
youtu.be
I'm interested in them now.
my goto fap thing once I got internet was mafiasex.ru
it had literally every single sick fetish you could think of: zoo, pizza, you name it, it was there.
An orphan girl (13) in my school living with her lesbian older sister (17) who notoriously posted lewds, nudes and just straight up softcore porn of themselves on a regular basis on some onion site. Sadly they stopped after a year's time.
>kid
>onion site
wat
I think user's trying to say he wants to get v& & raped by niggers in prison.
no, they were pretty calloused, lips were pretty chapped too so clean up was kinda uncomfortable but no one really "likes" cleaning up messes anyway
This is a true classic. Well done.
The day I found out it was fake was a sad day for me
That awkward moment when you realize you were molested by your father as a child.
I used to jam 2 pillows between my bed and hump the shit out of them while watching some hour long to ad for Brazil butt lift.
TOR isn't hard to use, lol. Some of us learned to use it when we were like 12 because of all the dark web and red room hype, that sort of shit. I had a pretty messed up friend circle back then.
We found out through one of her friends in our class that she was hosting said onion site with her older sister, and because they were orphaned I guess they had a fucked up relationship. Literally.
Orchid from KI in nintendo power
It was and basically. Back when Yea Forums was new.
Shit me too.
WHAT WAS FAKE?!
There is a severe lack of rule32 vids of Orchid
Mi nigga
discord..gg/74nfGpq (Remove the extra dot)
Server with no rules.
Post whatever you want!
gore
loli/shota.
cp
etc..
Fuck yes, loved the chubby blonde, so nasty
She was a 9/10, now she lives in a garage. Porn, not even once.
Megan nometro. Redhead goddess
Im bit older than most of you, thw internet was only a Al Gore dream then i had to fap to better homes and redbook and if i was lucky i got hold of a nat geo!!! You fags don't know how good you got it.
Sears catalogue.
Anyone remember this girl ? She had a MSN group and yahoo group back in the day.
damn thats crazy to see her now
Definitely not that dumb ass bitch
Libby Turner
>For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
>One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
>Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
>I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
I saw Tawnee Stone in Leander a few years back... Time was not kind to her.
wasnt like some story that she died going on some time ago?
peachez16 was 18 for 3 years
Many unborn children spilt to Red Shoe Diaries
902 understands. Those titty shots....
fuck off to whatever faggot v& board you scummed out of nigger
Never heard that. It was at the Valero on 183. She looked strung out and smelled like she hadn't showered in a few days..
Just threw some wadded up cash on the counter and mumbled "whatever gas that gets me"..
Didn't want to get her attention, I could see she was nothing but pure trainwreck.
the fuck is your problem?
Kleio motherfucking Valentien
I’d be a millionaire if I had a penny for every load I dumped to her.
I went in stages. It was a long time before I knew it was fake.
Obviously you faggot
toss me some nudes player
fuck you nigger
Emily 18 was hot. Id post but unfortunately never transferred them from floppy disk
is that Dawn?
I was raised by an abusive old witch of a woman who dressed me like a little girl and made money letting adult men fuck me. I wasn't even clear on the difference between girls/boys until CPS took me and my sister in. The years most kids start looking for shit to fap to I spent trying to figure out who the fuck I was while trying to avoid other state-held teens who all seemed to want to kick/fuck my ass for being a "faggot".
I think she went by Angel. Anyone have the old set that this is part of?
your use of symbology is powerful.
It was a bs story put out by the Lightspeed guy
So you are one of the 1 out of 17 kids taken from their parents that actually needed help.
Too bad CPS doesn't spend all of its resources trying to help people like you.
how sure are you it was her? that girl was something else..
lost
For the best eyes and eye contact I ALWAYS went for Tommie Ryden. God tier eyes and body. Too bad she did so many BBC scenes.
This is a great scene. She fucks that huge nigger dick like it's the cure for cancer.
When I was a kid, I had to find porn on newsgroups. The only thing to do was read some amateur erotic stories while waiting on a bunch of threads to download that could then be assembled into an image or movie.
anna is a goddess
my mom
Wait until after midnight, sneak into living room. Put on Cartoon Network as 'last' on remote.
Switch over to Comedy Central.
Girls.
Gone.
Wild.
The mostly censored ads were far more than enough for me to get off to as a teen.
They were suspicious of her for a long time but did a really shitty job investigating and I still think they only ever pulled the trigger on it is because she started buying estrogen illegally
Some CPS people were ok but as a whole the whole system was fucking awful.
thats a fine ass milf if I ever saw one. Vintage porn? Sauce?
"Bras n things/" catalogue that used to come in the mail
Lexi Belle was my go to
>When your mom's looking through the catalog and the pages stick.
keked about
>milf
also
>read filename cucklord
Oh my sweet Christ yes. Teenage Lexi was god-tier
meh... she was so emotionless.
Christinas friend shannon
FUCK YES! Oldfag is in da house, yo.
and that high pitch squeal in the background
You're sure it's not Dawn's Place, hey?
I do vaguely remember an Angel though
Tawnee Stone.
yesh
and then you would find that working login/password
Yeah it was Angel. I used to jerk off to her all the time. I had a set of her but lost it.
Lightspeed was the shit, Jordan was one of my favorites, but anastasia blue blew my mind.
chloe nicole was my go to pornstar back in the day, and all those late night cinemax porn shows
Holy shit, guys. You remember MSN/Yahoo groups? Do you remember a kinda dopey chubby bimbo named "Roxy"/"Roxxxy"?
Anyone got any of her stuff?
No pics, just fingers toy and my ass
Brooke Ballentyne was the first pornstar whose name I would retain. Young teen me had never before seen someone so eager to get fucked in the ass even though it always made her squirm/whine/scream. While being fucked she looked and sounded like she hated it but before it got in and every time it came out shew was giggling and excited for more.
guess the year!
Kids these days just don't understand
where you get this from? dump
fuckin hot.
>when a portion of the lines start to move at a different frequency
oh my god...
used panties of my neighbour. They always put the dirty laundry in the basement where I had full access and I took advantage of that. She was hot as hell also.
I would watch Havana Ginger Amal videos unnf i would love to see those big nipples, her pierced clit, her dirty talk I’m a fool for slutty lookin parasites
i remember the days when getting porn was harder to get. Needing a credit card to prove your age with AdultCheck age verification.
Fuck off and take your racist chink bitch with you.
videos with chicks like this
2003 ?
99% Sure.
Even weirder is I ran into her again last year in Phoenix. She looked WAAAAY better. Not anywhere near fat, but a tiny bit heavy. She was dressed really nice. It was at the airport and she was waiting to board a flight I think to Chicago.
Let her know I was a fan that time and she gave me an autograph. So unless she died in the last few months, she's very much alive.
WettDiamond
Interwebs became popular in my 20s. When I was born, pron was still illeagal around here
brooke skye
your mom, fucking faggot
Miriam Gonzalez!
2001?
Gauge! This girl could take anything
who dis
also nice trips
More
old ass dorm sex tape, like 2001
More damn
You’re all gone pretend like this never existed?! Girls gone wild commercials on Comedy Central.
is.. is that really how you insert a tampon? the ones my gf uses have a plastic applicator: you shove the whole thing in then pull the applicator out leaving the cotton wad inside (with the string dangling out). you don't just shove the cotton bullet up, unless that's how they did it in the olden days.
my first ever exposure to porn was when my friend from high school passed me a red 1.54 mb floppy with various pictures in it, most notably tawnee stone from lightspeed. I was never the same.
also I fucking miss sweet devon :/
Tits are good
kristina fey
I remember this scene popped up on boysfood around 08 and porn was never the same for me since. Couldn't believe for how pretty she was she took that, easily watched it 200 times
I remember having a friend that looked like her and she joked I had a small dick so I said she looks like the girl in this scene and showed her
exactly this video omg i forgot
workout vids on cable
FOR SURE it was that Final Destination movie where that big titied biker babe flashes those guys in the beginning.
Inbedwithfaith
I can still remember the fucking instrumental music when the 'infomercial' starts. thank god for napster/limewire/kazaa and later on, torrents.
Bo Derek
This website. Most likely the first porn I ever watched. Probably why I get so turned on by escorts nowadays
Forgot the pic
This. Before I had a phone had printed it out and hid it in my room. Masturbated to this leaked nude if Vanessa Hudgens probably 1000 times
18 year old here. I started fapping around 9 (in fact it wasn't even fapping, I just layed on my bed in my skin tight white underwear and humped it until I exploded all over myself). Anyways, I still remember my first time, scrolling through the dish network guide at 3 am on a summer night and finding the porn section. We were poor and it was all payperview so I couldn't watch anything, but just reading the titles turned me on so much. I was laying on my stomach and before I knew it I had one of my top 5 most intense orgasm ever to this day, and was left with a huge Sticky mess. I literally got off to words on a screen for a solid year or two (descriptions of the porn scenes. Especially when it involved deepthroat and big asses).
Then I moved on to using my Nintendo dsi Web browser to find porn images and gifs. Sadly none of the porn websites would work in the shitty browser so I couldn't watch videos. I got off to big asses, tits busting out of shirts gifs, and a good bit of hentai about lois Griffin and francie smith (American dad).
Then I moved on to my laptop, watching isis love and brandi love, as well as random glory hole scenes and scenes about black girls getting pounded (I went to mostly black schools).
Man those were the days. Can anyone relate? Thoughts?
dude i still keep that video around
>be a kid in the early 2000s
>want to see porn
>look for it on kazaa
>download first thing that comes up
>open file
>mfw
Some of you will know what I'm talking about.
who?
same
more tiffany teen pls. been years since i last bust one to her
lovers lane mags from the fam
i can relate to the humping. My nephew learned me how to do that when we were around 7-8 lol. Lie on your stomach then hump/ride your fist so your foreskin would stimulate your head. WOrked for me untill puberty when my dick got too big to comfortably hump my fist. Then switched to fapping.
So many loads dumped to this in the mid 90's
usenet newsgroups are still alive?
Another favourite
BrutalDildos, which would explain my insertion fetish..
what did he post?
>jesus christ you lonely retard, that video is older than you are
>just find some porn, jerk off, then get on with your day
Lost
The Queen Heather
Another example of her deepthroating skills
lingerie section from target catalogues that you get as junkmail every few weeks.
no internet until I was halfway through university and dirty magazines are all censored and photoshopped to shit.
If you squinted and cocked your head to the side you could almost see a nipple
funny part is they were just normal sisters that looked kinda similar, they werent even twins lol
i remember when the 3rd harry potter movie came out. mate and i went to go see it and when he saw the cardboard stands he straight up said "man she's gunna be fucking hot in 2 or 3 years.
he wasnt fucking wrong, though once she hit her 20's she turned into a feminist and got a bit of man-face.
she was hot as shit between age 16~20 though, so legal.
>cable
fucking richfag.
in my day (late 90's) you had to get up at 5am on a sat/sun to catch Aerobics Oz Style on channel 10 to get a half decent fap.
Photo by Carl on Kazaa
>McChicken sauce
So, mayonnaise?
>responding to /ck/ bait/spam
thanks for remember
Don't move to much
I didn't have internet access at home so porn wasn't easy to come by. I would jerk off to my sisters cosmopolitan magazines and when I was in high school I would print porn images of pornstars and keep it in my backpack and use that.
Dude Kasia did a vid with a dildo attached to a shelving unit r something that is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
pornhub.com
this game had clips of girls dancing and its what i stroked it to for a good while growing up. i now have this game on steam but have yet to install it.
good times!!
Nevar forget
100% def was Aria Giovanni fisting herself. OMG, I came buckets for years.
I had a system for Friday/Saturday nights where if I could stay awake an hour and a half after my parents went to sleep, I could sneak out into the living room and watch all those--retrospectively horrible--softcore shows on HBO and Cinemax.
Off the top of my head, I remember:
Red Shoe Diaries
Passion Cove
Andromina: The Pleasure Planet
Something Emmanuel
I'm sure there were others but I forgot them.
After that, the gods answered my prayers and I got a 56K modem for Christmas. That's how I got into Morpheus/Kazaa and ultimately ended up with computer AIDS from the porn I downloaded off that.
Heather Brooke
Jordan Capri
Tawnee Stone
Gauge (actress)
Silvia Saint
They were my Kazaa/Limewire go-to's. One of them infected my computer and it died.
That scene from the Street Fighter II movie
You know the one
i stayed up late for those girls gone wild commercials. and back then after 10 sharp i think it was hbo that would cut straight to porn.
This bitch needed to do porn. Her only selling point was this fuckin dance thing she ALWAYS DOES. hot af and disappointing af videos. Only girl that can pull that off.
her tits looked amazing in the right angles, but like wonky bags of silicone in others
worst part is I'd still bang her
sounds about right. Also the thrill of almost being caught--happened a few times--made it more interesting
But yeah, HBO and Skinimax were fun growing up.
Holy shit that's Jordan??
This might be the worst "ruined childhood" moments I've ever experienced this week
I was sincerely worried I would get 0 (you)'s for my top quality post.
Thank you for the (you) user, I appreciate it.
disregard; i'm full retard right now.
not Jordan
Limewire
I think you know exactly what I mean
I used to try to find everything she was in until she showed off her meaty pussy. Such a disappointment.
Toppest kek.
I never liked her very much. I always went full Miranda.
oh yeah...
Anyone remember her?
She did. Just check out xvideos for her stuff
This chick is actually a gay dude.
Link?
Before the internet it was my dad's dirty magazines, he used to hoard Playboys, Hustlers and some Spanish hardcore ones on his closet, I came buckets back then. Discovered masturbation at age 12, Good times, then eventually hentai and internet porn entered into my life, For some reason I still prefer pics over videos. I'm 33 now, miss the magazine days so much.
dailymotion voyeur vids lmao