What's the easiest, least messy, and painless way to kill yourself? Asking for myself
What's the easiest, least messy, and painless way to kill yourself? Asking for myself
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Not doing it. Things can get better.
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time, I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonalds's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-Free!".
Now the staff greets me with "Hey, it's 3 for free!" and always give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant. I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush, but what a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Why you have to lie?
OP here. Like the bag idea, but have no idea on where to get supplies, or to where to order such things.
You don't know where to get helium, a tube, and a bag? Is it possible to be that stupid?
This is one of the first times I've genuinely believed that OP truly was a useless human and actually should kill themselves.
I wanted a fancy one and go out in style. Like a legit body bag. Not going in a Walmart plastic grocery bag like your parents should have.
>has internet
>be this retarded
you deserve nothing but the worst. please die soon thanks.
>has internet
>be this retarded
you deserve nothing but the worst. please die soon thanks.