Oof

oof

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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How the Hell did that doge get that cat when it is on a chain?

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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haha henpujonsito

More fucking dead cats

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If you post anymore negative images i'll post even more positive images so you better prepare your anus in case you post a negative image. be advised.

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mods

thank you not cool

If you showed me this shit in person I'd fucking stab you multiple times and then set your body on fire, you cunt.

what the hell

you'd be stabbing yourself then

Cats are retarded

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stretchy neck

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What the fuck? He punch it to knock it out at the end?

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that's what happens when you dance like a faggot

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I think she hit him because he touched her ass.

Id kill this person with my bare hands, what the fuck is wrong with humans. You'd have to have some series issues to do this.

Ha, you wouldn't even dare to say shit to my face bitch. You're probably some scrawny bitch who cant bend a straw i would fucking kill you and rape your mom and your little sister.

Cringe

Sounds great user, now tell me more about this tank!

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Heyy!...he was behind of this...?

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Wow killed their own fucking dog

Used it as bait

That's some real shady shit

It gets harder not to hate police everyday

*kicks over*

cringed badly at this. Only a manlett would write somethign like that

nice reddit spacing

But user...

>He DiEd In ThE LiNe Of DuTy

I think whoever made this bot, must have paid off a mod.

takes one to know one

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Jesus fuck... does she ever clean her tongue? That’s just disgusting..

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He needs his official pair of shades for that..

saved

I would literally knock that bitches head right off.

You do know what comes with equal rights, don't you? Equal lefts.

I hate cats
Show more cats getting rekt pls

>You just don't know the breed.

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That's kinda neat

>I would literally knock that bitches head right off.
lol no you wouldn't

>You do know what comes with equal rights, don't you? Equal lefts.
>t.incel

Basado y redpilleado equis de

I hate you.
Selfrekt oc maybe?

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Ultra Hyper Mega Super Edgelord!

Shes really suing you, huh. I mean, you did tell her to kill herself. Kind of a retarded move

Your an idiot

i love ana

That cat either has to be fucking diseased or fucking stupid

>vetfag
>cat gets loose
>phases through walls, ceilings, and windows
>maims anybody in its path
>slips through the sink drain to freedom
>fucking thing is GONE and we may as well clench our assholes for a settlement because its no longer a part of this dimension

meanwhile in any given suburb

>full grown street cat with years of street knowledge and survival in the human environment gets mauled to death by an 8lb schnauzer mix

I've been at this shit for years and I never not lose my shit like a disappointed football fan whenever a cat comes in that's been beat to fuck by a dog. Nigga what are you even doing, just get the fuck out the same way you're able to run the fuck away from humans

EL globina

why the fuck thats so fucked up

Fucking Dogmeat, e v e r y fucking time. I just tell him to wait at my house in Megaton, because fuck him running into a hail of bullets all the time. And NO, I'm not gonna take the free puppies perk, it's bullshit.

I would have punched her in the throat

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Imagine what would happen if a woman was dancing behind a man and he just turned around and punched her in the face with all his strength. The whole fucking world would lose their shit. Woman does it to a guy and it's like "well, he shouldn't have been dancing"

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I want her to probe my rectum with that tongue

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nigga wat

If you PayPal me 20$ I'll tell you what boobs feel like

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Same, I'd help you kick his ass.
There's certain people that should be universally despised and cat abusers are one of them.

lol my favorite

I would have cleaned that cunts clock.

Pitbulls are niggers

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Now if they could only run a country without foreign aid

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Anyone have the vid of dog trying to fetch a fireckacker and it goes off in it's face?
I have it but it has sound and file size is too large so can't post

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murica

there is something wrong with that filename

Dear god I would've went berserk on that bitch and left her in a heap.

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yes and those cats are hick white trash

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Did she died?

classic psychopathy...please an hero

Yep, that's it
Thanks

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Lucky! I only got one McChicken sauce packet

>implying this user actually did it

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Ain't clickin that shit nigga

Stupid cat should have ran when it had the chance
Still, those dogs need to be shot

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>fucking thing is GONE and we may as well clench our assholes for a settlement because its no longer a part of this dimension

Fucking lost

This guy was on Stan Lee's Superhumans. It was pretty cool

Mootal Kombat

Cat's often try to stand their ground by hissing and hunching their backs to appear large.

They bluff, rather than run. I've seen it work remarkably well. But some dogs seem to just not care, or are too focused/dumb/rutheless/motivated and just push right through the cat's defenses and the possibility of getting injured.

>implying that is somehow less mental

Fucking trash owner who can't handle her dogs.

Amurka

Sweep the leg Johnny

STOP SAYING OOF
i DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DEAD CATS
JUST STOP FUCKING SAYING OOF

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dead meme is dead

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hurrrrrrrrrrr

babbys first /pol/ meme

oof

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STOP IT

WHY

ooooooooooooof

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MODS WORK

cats are autistic as fuck. Those dogs were just putting it put of its misery.

oof

> Fear me, for I'll do terrible things a/b/c without even having to adjust my fedora.

hurrrrrrr

pls stop

Big kek

Be glad you didn't hear the version with sound. Yeesh.

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Hes still got like 4 lives left

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I've seen cats instigate fights with dogs more than I've seen dogs instigate.