Drawthread jpg edition

hurrr durrr derpy derp

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YV drawfag crashing a plane with no survivors

seizure warning

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in before this is just a decoy drawthread

okay it's me again
what's with pythor?

nice gif user

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Requesting this robot covered in blood splatters and trying to wipe them off with a paper towel, please

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Requestin Cathyl getting fucked by a horse. Impregnation and overflowing with his cum. X-ray view showing the inside of the womb being filled would be nice. And then also have her sucking the dick of a man who is also cumming inside her mouth, cum flowing out the sides of her mouth.

Will provide more character references if needed

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Requestin Lilith tied up, bent over a small coffee table, and raped by a large dog while being forced to suck the dick of a man. Have his hand pushing her head down to his dick as he cums inside her mouth, all while the dog cums inside her pussy at the same time, with a little thing to the side showing impregnation. And to give a more rapey feel, if you like, have a gun sitting next to him on the table or pointed towards her head and have her crying.

Will provide more character references if needed

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Requestin Mero sucking off dog and jerking a hot load of dog semen into her open mouth and on her face. Preferably some view where you can see entire face but the dog as well.

Will provide more character references if needed

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Requestin Papi bent over a table, being fucked doggystyle by an orc while another one fucks her mouth. Then as the orc fucking her pussy cums inside her and impregnates her, then at the same time the orc fucking her mouth, pulls out, chops her head off, pulls her decapitated head towards his dick, through her mouth and out her neck hole, cumming all the while. Then after, another orc fucks her neck hole on her body and cumming inside that.

Will provide more character references if needed.

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against my better judgement, I have arrived.

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I thank you for this.
These threads were looking pretty... terrible.
Requesting you maul the shit out of an user.
Just to get some frustrations out.

I'm feeling shitty.
What should I do?

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Please, stop posting already.
>inb4: talking into the toilet

ttorrr here; will do commissions; even /g/fur if i get the shekels.

Smoke copious amounts of weed.

The orion nebula inside a guitar

I've no weed. Kerosene isn't helping much. Should I try gasoline?

samefag

25.00 each; fully colored, rendered and everything. if u want it drawn, i'll draw it.

now it is
also why the yv related title

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Nah. Gas will fuck you up.
Try some whippits instead.

Pythor is a manipulative villain whose commited cannabilism and unleashed a monstrous serpent that would eat the whole world

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>cozy blanket
>hot drink
>binge watch your favorite anime

mauling someone just isn't in my nature buddy, I'm too kind.

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Damnit why does every snake have to be a manipulative villain? Fuck the bible, I want good snek cuddles.

Not fast enough. Try again.

Funny... you seemed to do a fine job of it all the same....

Hm... Why not
Wtf is this?

It's ok, he's mostly reformed now so he's on the path of becoming a good snek.

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Uh oh, I've posted. Better spam again
youtube.com/watch?v=d5iTTDMgGOQ
PFFFFFFTTTT

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Oh lol, I didn't know that you can find chink cartoons on youtube. Interesting.

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how to be a drawfag
> draw 10+ doodles
> post request describing one of your pre-drawn doodles
> "deliver" your doodle to your own request

it's that easy

In that case, he's very cute and I want him to hug me. Maybe some drawfag will request him nuzzling with an user after they did do your request.

samefag, not drawfag.

drawfags are samefags

>You know someone's itching to roar right back into the threads when these start cropping up
>he comes roaring right in and acknowledges the drama
Like clockwork.

why's your ip keep changing

Good luck with that then

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Not all, I can't be a samefag, since I have unique (shitty) style.
Not sure if I'm drawfag tho.

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someone draw me a duck

YOUR IP KEEPS CHANGING YOU SAMEFAG I KNOW ITS YOU YOURE NOTHING LIKE ME IM BETTER THAN YOU YOURE ALL JUST JEALOUS

I wonder if Bawble still lurks these threads.

what...?

ARE YOU RETARDED YOU PATHETIC SPERG YOU HEARD ME YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF

calm down

NO YOU CALM DOWN YOU FUCKING SPERG STOP WRITING PARAGRAPHS ABOUT ME I LIVE IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE FUCKING FAGGOT ITS NOT MY FAULT YOURE SO PATHETIC HOLY SHIT

Can someone draw her like this; images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/2a357d93-2c9e-4462-b008-fb4713c2c36f/dd0yvxe-0471c1c6-b74c-420a-a2d1-0b61f0df5524.jpg/v1/fill/w_695,h_1151,q_70,strp/wii_fit_trainer__winner__1__by_absolonanonymous_dd0yvxe-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MjcwNiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzJhMzU3ZDkzLTJjOWUtNDQ2Mi1iMDA4LWZiNDcxM2MyYzM2ZlwvZGQweXZ4ZS0wNDcxYzFjNi1iNzRjLTQyMGEtYTJkMS0wYjYxZjBkZjU1MjQuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE2MzQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.8ZPYUZ75Y6e9UP_IzKyELKWdkFg8PL4A8h9bopIS-SU

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Um...the mask is in the wrong perspective....do you even geometry?

Something something you're user, something something can't draw, something something what do you know, obligatory retard comment, something about show your art, something something about not respecting anons, something about virgins.

Any requests?

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i fuckin like it

You're a smart boy!

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requesting lewds of hoffman from re7 :^)

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Something about Chris-Chan?

Nigga make that link shorter
Can I make him a girl?

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You don't have to be on the down low anymore. He's a big guy.

For you.

im ok with r63,so yes

Can you go full sperg and keep us entertained again?
You do it so well...

I'm bored give me requests

No, I think he took the clockwork comment to heart, seeing as it was true, and wants to put up the facade hiding his anger for now.

Honestly, it's better that way. He doesn't shit up the thread unless he slips up, and when he can't hold back any longer, it's x10 funnier.

Hmmm..I dont know who Chris chan is. But he seems like an alright guy if he delivers no matter what. If hes an edgelord artist, and you're comparing him to me, by all means lad, I am okay with this.

Dragon sleeping on his hoard of trap hentai

I want a hot dog

draw a nigga farding and shidding and cumming his pant

You speak as if the comment I made, and the next three, aren't going to get him going again though.

If YV is eliminated, then my purpose will be satisfied. I dont care if I get shit on, no big deal.

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gimme some FUCKING milkies

am i seeing this right? did ttorr just try to critique YV's art about perspective? ttorr giving perspective advice is like helen kellar trying to tell a photographer how to take a picture of a sunset

I hope that means you're going to try to make yourself a futa by slicing open your new vagina and letting it bloom.

I know you liked that one, YV.

Fair. There's always the chance he just loses it and goes 110% sperg. It usually happens when people dogpile, and he hasn't said anything in a while.

He's right, you know. Even if that wasn't him.

Sorry it's a bit rushed, dinner.
I'll do it a bit later.

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if you dont believe what your eyes are seeing, then you should seek counseling to differentiate reality from fiction. I can and will give critiques whether people acknowledge them or not. If something looks off, in which it does, then I'm gonna say something about. I dont recall ever needing credibility though.
Doesnt the saying go "you don't need to be a master chef to know something tastes awful", something or whatever?

Draw her

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Shit hes a tranny? Fuck I already declared they weren't human in any regard. I regret my comment and I plead da fiff.

Requests, please

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chris chan is a fun sketch subject can confirm

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thanks yv

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draw her being fucked by a faceless male

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I PLEAD DA FIFF!

Take your time.

Could you please give this is shot?

Dat palindrome

HYPER QUADS
GO!

RR

SHIT

Just say you won't do NSFW requests and I'll leave you alone

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You don't need to be a master chef to know something tastes like shit. However, if you're not a master chef, you're not going to be able to give any meaningful pointers, other than the fact that it tastes like shit. It tastes like shit. What are you going to do to fix that? Do you understand anything beyond it tasting like shit?

A master chef would probably spit in the face of the person who made the shit dish, and fix it right there on the spot. That's what credibility is. It's the pizazz part of the advice. It's the sizzle. It's what sells it- the fact that you can actually do and explain it.

Your advice isn't as helpful. It's right, but it's as right as a broken clock.

Too late, you're going to cut your balls in the most unsafe way possible and let it fester.

... unexpected, but welcome.

Don't procrastinate. Focus that autism into the paper, just like your greasy hero.

>I dont recall ever needing credibility though.
at least you know your credibility is nul
>"you don't need to be a master chef to know something tastes awful"
you need taste buds to taste food if you don't have them then you are flavor blind. you need some semblance of a grasp on how perspective even works to give advice on how to use it in art.you lack this.

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Draw her

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Thanks pal!

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Oh okay, but I am an artist. And i see that the mask is in the wrong perspective. Therefore, it can be said, because I draw as a hobby, and I receive a little bit of income in it, I am now legitimately able to provide critique. Due from my negative reputation, no one gives a fuck what I say. But I'm going to do it anyway much to their dismay.
And no, I have no idea what a master chef thinks, says, or anything because I'm not a master chef. I'm just using it as a common trope purely out of context. But I do understand why people say this.
If I'm as right as a broken, clock, then let 610pm be the 1st time I'm right. And we can save 610am for the 2nd time. Because a broken clock is correct 2 times a day

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Perhaps you are right my perspective is null. But again, there lies a glaring issue. So the glaring issue must be identified. But only because I hate the faggot. Otherwise I wouldn't bother.

Please draw a bat and a possum, hanging out on a brach together

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calm down lad and do some drawings the more you draw the better you get. you have made a lot of improvements and you've shown you are trying to progress. its probably a good idea to not focus on anything but just doing you and getting to where you want to be artistically

*branch

Appreciative lad. I'm not upset at all. I know where I'm trying to go with art. I've gotten to relax when I really put my scrotes to the grindstone.

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You are legitimately able to provide critique that lacks credibility to the degree at which I could provide wholesale critique like this.

Yes, your reputation and your decisions mar that "advice". Especially considering that you "do it anyway". It's effectively self-important; you're playing yourself up to be bigger than you are- you can't do better than that. That's primarily why it's being disregarded. Everyone can say something is off, everyone. You don't even have to be an artist to say that. Like me. I'm not an artist. I can say that art is bad. Can I fix it? Hell no. Not unless I become an artist, and understand how the rules work, so that I can break them freely.

> I'm just using it as a common trope purely out of context
Egad, you dumbshit. It's in context. You're using a turn of phrase, a saying, as an analogy situation between expert and novice. Fuck, come on. You just said it was a saying. Why is it now a trope? Where are you getting this information?

It sure as shit isn't correct. This is why no one is really going to take you seriously. Don't get all caught up in your feelings when you read that, it's a literal matter of fact. A consequence.

And if a broken clock is right exactly 2 times a day, then it isn't right 22 other times. It's only right in extremely specific circumstances. Like 6:10 AM. Do you want to be right only in the most technical of ways, and wrong everywhere else? Or, would you rather just be right across the board?

>lad
I smell fish.

No problemo

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This made me sad and I don't even like cats

thks

Thank you, really cute!

>I smell fish
youtube.com/watch?v=EFuoO01baf8

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what's your name

That is indeed a VERY good argument. I will counter with, I cant stand when people try to tell me what is or what isnt or what cant be.

I'll only speak for myself in this regard. Being right in the absolute most technical of ways brings about a certain satisfaction you will never understand.

If no one will acknowledge my art, then I will prove them wrong not for their approval, but for myself.
If you're that same user, I'm now drawing for my self.

not gonna lie at first i thought the bat was wearing a turban

requesting something sexy with this pose, no furshit

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luk wat i made

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Good job, user. I'm happy to give you the pin of drawfag

Thanks a ton user!

Finally. A good artist on this god forsaken thread

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REQUEST:

Design me a desktop for linux. Just draw whatever you thing first.
Please.
You know, windows, task bar and shit, this stuff.

And yeah, quality is not a priority.

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>I cant stand when people try to tell me what is or what isnt or what cant be
You need to learn how to do that to actually improve. It's why you're going at the rate you are. Believe it or not, some people besides yourself are right. Hard to imagine, I know.

>Being right in the absolute most technical of ways
>a certain satisfaction you will never understand
This is a purely factual statement above all else: I enjoy being technically right, as well as right in general, more times than you may ever know in your entire life. I am right so often, I rarely even acknowledge it as anything other than the normal state of things.

Me being wrong, unironically, is an event. If you need some self-assurance regarding that, consider how many times I come in here and go into rapid-fire mode.

>I'm now drawing for my self
You should've been doing that in the first place instead of all that shit you've been doing since before. What I said about improving, that goes for everything. Even trolling. You aren't just good unless you're already good in the first place.

it's just gonna look like kde plasma my dude

So, you recommend me to clone KDE? Well, ok.
I'm just curious, what non/g/ persons think about DE...

whats the res

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they would just draw windows explorer or maybe os x because it's all they know

I'll accept this L.
But trolling. Nope. I know for a fact I am an excellent troll.

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Whatever you want/feel most comfortable drawing.
Maybe. Or maybe they hate some thing about those two, which I can fix and make 2019 a year of linux desktop (no)

Poor College student here.
Just got a drawing monitor.
Still trying to get used to drawing on a screen.

What is the best program for drawing shit?

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I painted a chair today

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Putting a sheet of paper over the tablet screen can help you adjust, but you may also want to put the display on the PC screen.

>I know for a fact I am an excellent troll
O-kay...

>checkem twice

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how's this

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dam. my oc is not the checkem queen this time. my feels.

Alright, see, this.

Why this?

So, basically Windows7/KDE, and with icons on desktop, unlike Gn*me.
Pretty good I'd say. I'd think about that

Sai, Manga studio, photoshop, illustrator

its a classic

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i use clip studio paint and i love it

Agree. Microsoft knew what they were doing back in 1995, when they made this type of DE.
And what about menus? Settings etc.

im a windows dude and i have always liked windows 7s menu so i would go with that

Thanks for the info.
Back to sucking at drawing while getting used to this drawing monitor.

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something sexy comin right up

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>no furshit

I'll take a sfw monstergirl loli request.

Draw a harpy.

Heyy!...he was behind of this...?

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Heck yeah.

Indeed. I'd say Windows 7 is the peak of GUI.
>aero, but not too transparent
>search in start menu
>thin and thick taskbar options
>pretty straight-forward UI

So, yeah, I'd probably copy Windows 7. Shit is good after all.

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Got it.
But I'd move clock on the bottom of task bar.

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will be doing a thunder-bird harpy btw

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i mean, windows ten has all of those but aero

I'm tempted just to draw furshit in reply to that req.

It has weird start menu, which is annoying.
Settings app is fucked. No.

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Wanted to differentiate it from win10, but I agree it would look better at the bottem

so go fuck yourself

Im not that flexible but ill try.

Ebik!!! MORE LIKE YOU MUM AHAHHAHA

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>those nostrils

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ten bucky quick fucky

?

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How can there be so much power in a single image

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delivered

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give me sfw request i want to draw stuff

if she dont play the craft she dont get the shaft

>give me

Fallen Kingdom Minecraft King

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user delivers

this is so epic thank you

who

uh huh

I'm somewhat of an artist myself

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this gynoid with a sad expression.

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zomg!!!111 watch out Fallen Kingdom Minecraft King

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ok. CHecked

Glad you liked it.
Maybe.
>
Sorry this one is rushed too, thought I had more time.

Me and Karaoke saw Constantine, and now we're gonna play Mario Party.

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nostalgic

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the bear is dead

What a bro. Can I get a picture to?

Requesting an anthropomorphized bagged cereal girl

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Hey Little YV!

I JUST TOOK A HUGE, MESSY SHIT AND WIPED MY ASS WITH MY BARE HAND! I BET YOU FEEL REAL STUPID NOW DON'T YOU, YOU STUPID TRIANGLE!

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That's very wholesome, thank you.

ok cuck

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OH NO HE HAS AIRPODS IN

youtu.be/wB8Nkum3QAY

^^

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Liquid Ocelot activating it

I said the dead bear, not drawing like trash,Faggot

Is that grown ass man crossing his feet like a looney toons baby?

It's the depressed YV episode.

With this guy?

someone’s gwumpy

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ok cuck

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G-Guns of the Patriots?!

faggot

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okei kuk

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Heres your commission brah, just as you requested. 10 v buks. donut steel

Anyone have any clean requests, prefs not furshit as my peers see my work.

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some gay furshit couple would be pretty neato.

absolutely

only on the inside dear

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b

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draw a crouton with legs and a hat

Benny from New Vegas

trash

Not that it matters, bu you can tell it's a depressed YV episode when he blogs.

%15 furshit

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Maybe so but thats neither clean nor free of sin

Ok, croutons are a bit amorphous but I'll try.

Done

Steal my request again and I'll end ya.

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hey, i think I recognize your style, also thanks

draw him

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This was the worst of all deliveries.

Thank you based bear. Now go enjoy that porridge that's just right

iknow

But they just holding hands. What you got against homosexuals? ARE YOU A BIGOT

So stop

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Thanks for the hot dog.

Nicee, thanks.

i know

Can you try this one?

holy... took a 7 hour nap. gonna do some requests

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just googel avril lavegne

>I know
>I know

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there goes no fap

How are you, jojo soviet?

big titty buff girl masturbating?

i know

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Okay, that time it was actually funny.

I know

uh ok i guess

tired and sick ): stupid drugs
yeah this time i will do this request

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Draw this man doing a JoJo pose

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very good yes

yay!

my face when i became the thing i sought to obliterate.
a tier 1 geofag. hahahahaha

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This thread reeks of level 1 crooks. Dipstick will brush you all off and cause you to disintegrate.

Thank you

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Only by OP I knew that

ahahahahaha....
>inhale
an interesting story.

Can somone draw me gannon holding link's decapitated head?

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>only the king can eat ganon's CUM for dinner
>it is written, in gamalon, mah boi
Me, i was the fastest sperm on that night. And a random selection of 2 to the 4000ndth power of dna combinations
and the odds of my parents having that same "chance".

So goddamned autistic...

because i answered a question? i guess there are literally millions of autismo's in this world whom are also asked the same question, right? or are you just pouty because i answered anons question with facts.
which one is it?

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... it's that you're autistic
>and
upset over nothing. Meme image equals question you need to answer in earnest? That doesn't seem like a rhetorical question, let alone "disregard this because its a funny image reply" to you? Ttorrr, come on.

Short answer: yes to the first question.

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bonk

bup

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Alright, g'night Yea Forums. Was a fun time

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Ok, fuck you

there are times when someones being an obvious douchebag, i wont acknowledge those bits. but there are times when i must say something. user asked a smartass question. i gave em a smartass answer.
>youre upset
i didnt know doing a simple retort makes someone angry.
>funny image
there was nothing remotely comedic of the recycled meme, user.

here's an image of magikarps ass.

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Good night, thanks again for the delivery!

>user asked a smartass question
>user posted a funny meme x2
Guy.

>i didnt know doing a simple retort makes someone angry
Me neither?

>there was nothing remotely comedic of the recycled meme
>recycled meme
>meme
Yeah?

And now there's incontrovertible evidence that the magikarp posting is your doing. Only an incredible amount of autism gets here from there. Are you even drawing right now?

Can you draw a cute happy chick eating a massive cheeseburger

wuz cooking?

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my frozen pizza lol

ur mum

nice, i like pizza
no way

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Fuck you cunt

im on and off drawing right now with a delivery.
>me either
then why did you say it
>yeah?
yes?
>incontrovertible
>undeniable
ftfy
it has the same meaning yet you used a big word for an overemphasis, as if i was going to try to hide myself from this discussion.

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Ha! Thanks man. I like your style!

Thank you!

>do you play mean bean machine?
looks like scratch

it is lmao

Hollo moi foggos, how are we fogging today?

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>then why did you say it
>say it
Ttorrr, here's your super special mission. Point to where it was said.

>>incontrovertible
>>undeniable
>ftfy
>it has the same meaning yet you used a big word for an overemphasis
I used incontrovertible because undeniable doesn't imply un-falsifiable as much as incontrovertible does. So, while I did pick my words for emphasis? I picked my words for emphasis. Not overemphasis.

There's no challenging that, because there's only 1 author of my words here. You could say it's
>incontrovertible
And I pick my words carefully. It's been a while since I forgot to press a key or two.

>as if i was going to try to hide myself from this discussion
You're making a bigger deal out of this than it ever was. Go back and re-evaluate what just happened.

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Taking request?

Henlo boyo, how's it going?

Waiting for someone to do my request

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i'll fuck your cunt if ur not careful uwu