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Hey Yea Forums,

If monks can't have sex, how do they make more monks?

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they reincarnate, dumbass

Fuckin this.

mitosis

wololo

This.

They don't. It's the same monks over and over and over and over.

Wrong. It's the same monk.

And how does Mr plough get to work?

Monkogenesis?

Oh shit, you're right.

shadow clones

hes just very fast and can be in multiple places at once

cloning duh, you ever watch star wars?

monks use cell division for that

He's not fast, dumbass.

He's everyone, but in different reincarnation times.

so, in reality, we are all monks. all the same and our differences are merely the monk testing new roles in the greatest play of all time, with an audience of no one

Buddhist monks are usually not full time monks.

Exactly. And that's the truth. We're one lonely consciousness playing every and each role in time and space.

Each time we reincarnate, we learn something new. And that's why society evolves, because we learn as one, literally.

they brain watch kids with that hippie shit

>brain watch
>that hippie shit

Couldn't be more bait than this

Only answer in this thread

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My sides need to reincarnate

Uuuurrrrrrr duuuuurrrrr Ei dun kno hiw teh shpell uuurrrr duuurrrrr

wouldn't that imply society will get better? and also that every person acting like idiots and douchebags are also us

they make like atoms and split

Like bananas?

I like this user

we should snuggle with some coffee sometime

nuns can't have sex, gays can't have kids, where do these fuckers keep coming from!?!?

Not necessarily, and yes.

It will only improve if we recognize that truth, and recognize that each of us are entirely One. Most people believe that they are separate, and do not understand how to tap into oneness, and that is why we must teach ourselves to Love, and to explore inwards

through loving ourselves, we can change the world by example

they just spawn when no one is looking

but that sounds gay

/thred

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OK, I get that we are all monks, or maybe even all The Monk. But what I don;t understand is WHO WAS PHONE???

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if we are all the same, then you were. you called yourself, and heard your voice on phone. we were all phone

Aioooo aiooooo

1. You have to stop having sex to become one

male intimacy isn't gay

we all need closeness ;__;

not all Sinyasas abstain

How to make an apple pie from scratch?

You must first invent the universe

>we were all phone

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But then... who was phone?

how close we talking here

phone was who?

I ain't gonna lie, because why should I lie to myself. Bro (me and all of the other me) made the best thread in a long time. This is how to improve.