>be you
>in kitchen making tasty sammich
>door slams open
>see pic related
WWYD?
Be you
Austin Carter
Robert Green
Throw the loaf of bread over it’s head, then shut the door when it goes to investigate/eat it.
Gabriel Bell
Toss this at it.
Josiah James
Step one: shotgun
Step two: load
Step three: blast dinner plate size hole in its head
Turn around and finish making sandwich
Josiah Clark
cat on bear is SUPER EFFECTIVE
Samuel Flores
>hit pots together or with a mixing spoon
>bear runs away cause black bears are fucking pussies
Henry Sanchez
give it a snack and then blast it with my g20 if a bitch acts up
Hudson Martinez
Lift up my handy dandy mossberg and let a slug loose. It'll either kill him or scare him half to death. If it kills him I'm gonna have a full meat freezer this spring.
Blake Rodriguez
Instant hard on. Inseminate bear and eat sandwich. Breed said bear and create master race of bear people. Bearples. Take over all 3rd world countries and control global oil supply. Eliminate libtards and frogs. I fucking hate frogs. And vegans fuck them too. Become bearples king and shit dingleberries that are made into giant shit statues of me. Write a bible and become immortal.
Caleb Hall
You carry that with you moving around the house 24/7?
Julian Wilson
You dont?
Jace Bailey
Leo Bailey
>fog horn in left hand
>bear mace in right hand
>charge!
Benjamin Hernandez
"Honeeeey, ur mom's at home"
Justin Rodriguez
Share with my new bear friend :)
Oliver Johnson
whats really funny is that just a few years back, a hunter got killed in my area with 16 spent shot casings on the ground and an empty tube. they tracked the blood over a mile and found the bear dead, 8 slugs in the skull cavity and 8 more in the upper chest.
Don't fuck with an angry bear.
Joseph Perry
Under rated
Isaiah Kelly
crack open a fresh bear
Michael Baker
8 slugs in skull cavity. A slug would at bare minimum make a quarter sized entry wound into its head shattering its skull and decimating its brain. 8 you say. 8 slugs in its head even if it were a very large bear is forensically impossible.
Oliver Williams
Id take my 45-70 which i hide behind tbe kitchen door and drop that sack of furr
Asher Bailey
This right here. Then after he leaves, buy gigantic bags of nuts and such and make a bowl for him to eat when he visits again.
Anthony Jones
Winrar
Dominic Hall
mak it a sammich
Aaron Scott
Cum in the face of bear
Hunter Phillips
Say hello and start making another sandwich for my guest
Jaxon Evans
Pet the bear and make him sandwich
Connor Young
Old Yea Forums shows itself once in a blue moon, and it is beautiful
Jack Rogers
Looks like im getting some bear bussy.
Zachary Stewart
Haha put me in the screencap
Kevin Allen
AR-15 458 SOCOM.
Bye, bear.
Chase Thompson
Give him a picnic basket and call booboo to come get him.
Aiden Barnes
underrated crack poster
Elijah Harris
>eating meat eaters
Gavin Peterson
Why are you in the kitchen? You are a bear. You do not belong in the kitchen or any other room of the house. You belong in the forest. Return there at once.
Ian Clark
That's a fuckin cool gif
Cats aren't always the smartest, but they ARE predators and show their predatory confidence, even when they are stupid.
Hudson Wilson
Carlos detected.