>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administartion centre. Who's this callin?"
>Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.... and you are set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uniterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir. And god bless the queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Be britbong
Elijah Martinez
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Nicholas Gomez
Why are you posting this here? are you afraid of going to /int/?
Lincoln Foster
they would see his poojeet flag and make fun of him
Nolan Ward
I pushed air out of my nose at a faster rate than normal and then silently chuckled. Nice work user, I like it. Fuck the British and fuck the queen.
Kayden Smith
was this supposed to be funny?
Luke Cruz
>imagine complaining about not being able to watch other men have sex
Dylan Gonzalez
The chad ">be american >get shot", the virgin wall of fucking greentext OP did.
Ryder Ramirez
>this old ass copypasta
could at least put some effort into it OP
Nolan Martinez
>April 1
You got memed thick yank
Lincoln Campbell
>cuckold porn
>anywhere outside of USA
Hmmmmm