Explain why you have no GF

I hate this weird quirk about modern culture tbh man
I didn't even know that was a thing until two chicks I assumed to be my girlfriend fucked other guys and were like "you never asked me to be your girlfriend"
And the last girl I dated for the better half of a year broke it off with me and nearly crushed my soul when I said it was kindof sudden for her to dump me like that and she responded with "I didn't dump you because we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend"
Just my opinion but it might save you some hardship to just ask

Because I have my hand and I need to finish my degree

wife doesn't let me

i am an ugly neet who only needs a body pillow

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Too many cons for too little pros.

socially awkward

im tarded

Also the #METOO movement. anyone can get fucked over.

Because I'd rather have FWBs instead of a relationship filled with problems.

>easy come, easy go - i don't need to date 100 chicks just to learn some are real shit and hurt you badly. i prefer the person enters my life naturally.
when the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

>can't realy afford one without cutting back on important stuff

I have one

Belle Delphine wont respond to my emails or dms :(

Because spiritually I'm in blue hell and I liked drugs and booze and ummm, she's not herself either so I cant be me, I remember this bitch being her but I guess there's a million hers who doesn't cosplay this ho... She wanted to talk when there was no hope of having a proper convo

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probs because i'm a shallow boring piece of shit, my like is and endless cycle of work, sleep school, work, sleep, repeat , i have no time(or space) to practice or do the things i enjoy

T. robot-kun, wizard in training T-2 years till wizarderdom

I'm very introverted and I don't know how to make new friends.

And one of the few female friends that I have, and was interested in, is dating another guy and isn't interested in me other than a friend. At least that's the feeling I get.

its all cool when it's mutual agreement. thots tend to temper with your feeling by making you feel "you can still win her". be sure to read the signs wether you have an actual chance (she sees you as more of a man than anyone else) or she's bored and wants to fuck around.

personaly i think having a girlfriend now adays is a social construct and a meme because girls understand "you want to have them" and therefore being huge bitches about them. would consider having a solitary prostitute dependant life if i was more independent to begin with

Because after 2 years of being together, and one of those years struggling to stay together, we finally decided to officially cut it off a few days ago

Cos i aint got back out there yet

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It's because i have hormone problems and i can't really perform to well in the bedroom because of it and that makes be have to much anxiety to even ask a girl out

Doctors are not helping me so i'm looking into the black market if anybody knows a good place let me know

i dont think this kind of things is solved by doctors. I dont have social anxiety but i think getting drunk and general observations about life and society itself help you taking things more realisticly

I'm talking about getting on Testosterone replacement therapy that's what gives me anxiety about having sex because my hormones are fucked up

>Because my wife won't let me.
Yep, in the same boat. Feels bad man.

Have you tried sunlight ?

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Because I'm not a faggot that hooks himself to one pussy. Theres billions of pussies in the world... stop being bitchmade

do you actualy miss being in the game? with all the useless thots trying so hard to break your heart?

I act like a little fag that's why.

That’s too long of a list instead ask yourself this: WHY should I have a gf?

Because it wont suck itself

>do you actualy miss being in the game?
I miss being able to catch an Uber and moving on with my life once I figured out shit was fucked up. Instead, I now have a kid and a mortgage.

Overrated and nothing than beating off wont fix. Next question

I've literally have tried everything that over the counter offers me.

I'm currently on D aspartic acid and Farugreek to boost testosterone it's all snake oil but it does help a little

I spend hundreds of dollars each mouth on supplements that don't work

But other than that i'm healthy not a fat fuck or anything i work out 3 times a week

ouch you are obviously circumcised i feel for you bro never being able to have actual sex because your parents did genital mutilation on you must suck big time

Why do you think you have hormone deficiency ?

because I cheated on my 7/10 stripper girlfriend with my H cup ex and told her. much happier with my new again top heavy bimbo

No that’s not true, while I am circumcised my children are living proof I got laid on multiple occasions

Because my wife won't let me.

Because after 30 year's of dealing with them you learn a few universal truths:

>They will be completely different people, once you make it official. She'll undo all the cool she used to, just to conform.
>Money sink. I think this is the worst aspect of women. They are very greedy and have to many financial problems (my rent needs paid, I got sick, my car broke down, etc) that you will somehow feel obligated to do, but she'll accept no responsibility.
>Lesbianism. No I'm totally fucking serious. If you think she hasn't at least kissed another girl, you are delusional. Believe it. Especially now.

There's more but those are the big three.

PS I’m glad I’m snipped in my penis instead of having some disgusting malformed mini elephant trunk I pretend to call penis

I have had multiple blood test that show my free Test is low and physicals

I know why tho i used to be into CBT and that's what did it

I tried to tell the doctors this but they don't care

I'm only 21

You missed the point your dick is numb and cant feel anything as nature intended you stated that blowjobs are over rated but my wife can remove my ability to stand up with her tongue

My wife will let me, just really not motivated since my balls get drained as often as I need already.

I suppose some variety would be nice, but all that effort, ya know?

Whoo think was him...?! WHO!!??

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You've done nothing but fantasize about his dick so far. Does your wife know you're into guys?

Which protects your bellend and keeps it sensitive you cant feel what you should and never will

>Whoo think was him...?! WHO!!??

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i wopuld rather fuck whores, you pay them and they leave.
>hell i found a nice one who even does my laundry for me. feels good man

But there could be many causes anything from ms to lupus

Eh still overrated

I just feel very sorry for jew cut people you can never know what you are missing

Said the guy with no FWBs

Because i'm in a relationship with my dominant hand.

EH ? being dragged to the floor by a woman on her knees in front of you is a mystical experience

Can you stop thinking about dick for like 10 seconds?

Either way the doctors don't care.

I'm gonna learn how to use Bitcoin and buy testosterone cypionate of the dark web

But i first need to learn how to use bitcoin it's really complicated

My wife won't allow it

Sex plays a bigger part in your life when things are actually normal

No no I’ve had blowjobs before and they were great you’re just blowing them out of proportion is all.

Thats dangerous strategy my friend just move somewhere with socialist medicine that everybody else pays

Because i'm trying to

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Almost Satan trips says you just need an extra nudge

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Because my dick works whereas yours is fucked

I don't care if it dangerous i would rather die than live like this beta male that i'm not anymore

If i did get into trouble i still have a legit use for the drug and i think that the courts would see that

No it doesent mine works just as well, I still get pleasure out of it. You sure know your way around a cock though I’ll give you that

I have a bf

Courts dont care about excuses its whats written in law that they follow

>I'm not very attractive:
I still have some acne left in my face/on my shoulders and back.
My face is asymmetrical, my nose is big and crooked. My mouth is crooked too, but in the opposite direction of my nose.
I have a rather weak chin and voluminous cheeks.
I have a bit of skinny fat (71kg/1.85m).
I also have really bad eyes, I'm not able to use contact lenses and can't recognize faces further than 5 meters away without glasses.
>I talk unclear
When I talk it's sometimes hard to understand me. It's embarrassing when I sometimes fail to correctly form the words I had in my head.
>I don't have any contacts to girls
I'm living in the most male dominated city in my country, studying a subject that has 13% females. From the 9 girls in my class(30people) from 5th to 10th grade only 2 were left in 11th/12th. The last time I really interacted with a girl was in 12th grade, she was also the first to ever hug me. That was 3 years ago.
>I have very low self confidence and not the best social skills
I am fully aware of my shortcomings and to be honest I don't feel like I deserve a gf...

Fuck I'm crying now...

Sorry friend yours doesn't work at all the end was never meant to be permanently exposed and it went numb before you even knew it was there

Actually I do. And I need to get in shape. It's a miracle she likes me

>Courts don't care about excuses

Yeah but i think the jury would care

If i lived in a big city i would just go to a big gym and ask the biggest guy there to sell be some steroids

I mean i'm trying to get one but i'm only 25 that will happen some day i'm not worry

You might wanna be a bit more subtle than that but money talks everywhere

cant be bothered to talk to women i dont drink and i have no hobbies that require me to leave my house

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You know just because you say it and you personally enjoy it doesent mean you’re right. There’s no reasoning behind it

Apart from medical facts, face the truth man your parents destroyed your dick

I have school to focus on and i need to lose weight and get a job first. Although I can do schooling before all of that

Cuz i have bf

There’s medical facts on both sides of that fence so this age old argument will keep going in circles forever. I like my dick and I’m not bitter about having it done

Cause while he has a pussy he is a he and he dumped me yesterday

Well i suppose ignorance is bliss which in these circumstances is kinda ironic imho mass circumcision has lead to the feminist movement my wife gets her own way pretty much all the time without resorting to armpit hair and getting fat

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i have the internet

...

I guess? I don’t know this whole thing got completely sidetracked with your love of cock and now you’re talking about feminism. 3/10, you kept me moderately entertained so you have my sympathy friend

Be my gf user. I'll treat you good.

I grew up as an a Asian latino and I didn't want to end up a thug so through out high school I hung out with smart white kids and became a nerd. All I cared about was grades and never even thought about sex except when I was Jacking off to hentai. And now I'm 25 and I still cant summon the courage to ask a girl out because my heart feels like it going to explode if I get rejected, I'm tired of being lonely so I'm going to ask my second out on a date

Pic related

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You would love your cock to if it worked properly, its shame the internet grew up or i would direct you to a vid of Helen hunt fucking and make you understand the true sadness of numb genitals

I am a greedy bastard, I want all the money for me.

okie! you live in texas?

good luck mane, we're all gonna make it eventually

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....fuck.

I live in a desolate town with no places that people my age hang around. I hate online dating so I’m pretty much screwed.

Ty user. Just hope she doesn't reject me because were family and I dont want her to let everyone know I asked her out embarrassing me

my gfs all leave me for men named zach/zac
no joke the second time happened last night

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This is why you don’t marry Asians. Look at her face lol.

I just cant stand being in a relationship, I just get annoyed with whoever I am with

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She is good at math and knows how much she is losing

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No job. Girls like it when you can at least match them for entertainment.

tits or gtfo

Only faggots care this much about other guys' dicks.

I just ended a 5 year relationship and i need to learn to love myself better. I've had a lot of trauma with intimacy so it's been tough

Never asked a girl out in my life.

Sure thing

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This guy gets it.

"I need to learn to love myself" lmao dude, thats what u tell a girl when u wanna breakup with her, nobody believes it

This

I just stopped giving a fuck.

...

I love the sunshine user

Good for you user ever go for walks with your dad ?

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this, fucked it up the first time, not doing that again

Nah not anymore at least

im gay

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Cause I only need the thunder and the NBA hahah.....ill be okay

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Asian men aren’t attractive.

THATS FUCKED UP THINK OF ALL THE ANONS THAT WANT ONE SCUM

Thats sad user he might enjoy your company

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I'm a manchild with poor social skills and no relationship experience, it wouldn't end well.

if they wanted to bust up those scales they could have just stood on them

waiting for the right moment

Wtf. No, user. Don’t be a moron. There are other women in the world that you can ask out that isn’t family.

im broke, i cant afford to do anything, i can barely provide for myself basic necessities

money is like 60% of a relationship dont let anybody else fool you

Thnx for the reply. Asians are good at math.

Pay her

I'm decent looking

Butsit's okay, were second cousins

TMZ

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I do. She's a bitch too.
Most days I wish I was a neet actually.

and lyrics

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>says he wants to BE the girlfriend
>calls OP the fag.
Not sure who to side with, the fag, or the fag...

bc i like dicc

because i am the gf dummy

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Because I have a cute bf

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I just don't want one? Kinda focused on getting myself out of my current situation, no need to bring someone else in to the picture for no reason.

Trans doesn't count

Because I'm a shitty person and have always treated people like shit and hadn't know any better. Any time I wanted to improve a relationship I had in the past it's too late for me to realize my mistakes because I'm so selfish and have no remorse for people or their emotions. So I've had gfs in the past but they never last cause they eventually get a clue.

>Poor
>Ugly
>Fat
>Bald
>Over 40 yo
>Prefers pretty much prostitutes

Because I don't go meet girls

Because i live in puerto rico

because i work far too much, and have no initiative on girls whatsoever.

i've came to accept it. its just who i am and i live with it.

Well I'm only 20, so what the hell do I need a gf for right now? Im tryna finish college, save money and focus on myself. Dont need any extra drama in my life

i'm an evil subhuman piece of shit

Because I have your mom.