‘Captain Marvel’ Review: A Massively Disappointing Introduction to Carol Danvers

>‘Captain Marvel’ Review: A Massively Disappointing Introduction to Carol Danvers

indiewire.com/2019/03/captain-marvel-review-1202048795/

Attached: 1551812740652.png (780x471, 361K)

fucking patriarchy

review, of course, written by a white male.

THIS MOVIE WASN'T MADE FOR YOU!

>movie is very well recieved
>critics are praising it
>87% rotten tomatoes
>lets just
>get this ONE review from one white guy
>literally 13% of the people think this
>GUYS LOOK THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBLE!

shades of oscar nominated black panther

To be fair, Dr Strange had a “perfect score” on Rotten Tomatoes and it was the worst Marvel movie yet made.

>OH NO NO NO

>the incredible hulk

wow people actually disliked that movie?

Hmmm... so lots of controversy started before a painfully mediocre movie coming out so that the polarized audience who have taken sides in this ‘controversy’ will go watch it no matter how crappy this movie is. I think marketing has evolved beyond what people know..

Here we go again. All the internet's most impotent man children lining up to complain that the latest children's superhero movie stars a woman and thus was made by the jews in order to cuck the sons of the north.

Attached: 1548798496524.jpg (220x230, 9K)

Get me up to speed, what's this controversy about Captain Marvel? Is it just that she's a woman superhero? If so, why isn't Wonderwoman as controversial?

Incel powers unite!

Any who have seen it, it is worth it?

>Only troll man babies don't like this movie
Literally the npc towing line, your level of self awareness is astounding.

The actress is sexist toward men

Come on user, it's obviously going to be SJW bullshit....
If you want to watch a good movie with a female hero watch Alien.

boo hoo fucking snowflake, grow a pair.

>Dr Strange worst Marvel movie
Serious? Everyone I personally know ranks Dr Strange in the top 2 or 3 Marvel movies. Great cast, amazing effects, decent story.

Tits or GTFO

I'm more mad about nigger Spider Man

It was literally the same exact set up and story as ant-man, black panther, and iron man. They took one of the most trippiest and coolest characters and made it into a safe boring pile of shit. All the fucker did was summon a sash to kung fu fight with over and over again.

Was actually decent and norton was a better banner.
see

The story line was a little formulaic, hence my only calling it 'decent' in my other post. But since pretty much every comic-based movie uses that same basic story line, it seems odd to blame one movie for it when we're comparing it to other comic-based movies.
I've been reading Dr Strange comics since the 70s and I was quite happy with the way they handled him.

those are just the critic reviews which are super skewed in favor of sjw agenda movies nowadays.

better to wait until its released publicly and check the audience score.

shit like the last jedi also has 91% but only 44% audience score.

Their take on thor and dr strange was what made me lose interest in all these movies.

Whoo think was him...?! WHO!!??

Attached: 7tfuu0fagmxth7opj227870042900.jpg (1678x1141, 123K)

Because you're a dumbass who doesn't know who the hell miles morales is.

Please, no one knows who miles is, nor do they care..

As if black panther had any purpose aside from black power and introducing wakanda for infinity war. It was boring and really held no real purpose aside from giving technology to the world and inevitably introducing new villains

That actress SUCKS

How Republicans get elected.

Calling.... bullshit.

Fucking degenerates wouldn't recognize a good movie even if it chew on their assess. All puns intended because fuck you and your gay bullshit.

Attached: 1450587129089.png (398x307, 164K)

Threads about capeshit should autoban the OP. Keep that shit on NormieBook where it belongs.

>a fictional character is a random happenstance

But...you were called out for all that 1st. How stupid do you think people actually are that you feel confident enough to post that and expect to be hoe-checked?

Not really nor do I care about a nigger.

I hope so. I wouldn't mind it being my dick, even though she is an insuferable cunt.

Attached: 8c3.jpg (600x600, 62K)

My bf is the hugest spiderman fan I know. Ge knows all about miles Morales and still fucking despises him to his core.
And my bf is Mexican lol

Thanks for defending me. Tits?

Nope sorry no can do.

I touch my peepee till the white stuff shoots out

"Doctor Strange" is a good MOVIE and Bendadick Cuminhersnatch was perfect casting. They were actually considering Joaquin Phoenix for the part. Imagine how shitty THAT would have been.

Well heres my peen
823

Attached: Screen Shot 2015-01-29 at 9.04.45 PM.png (420x638, 397K)