Be me 24m living in liberal california

>be me 24m living in liberal california
>read green text two days ago about user giving some nigs dried poison ivy to smoke
>kowalskianalysis.gif
>most people in my city smoke weed
>most people in my city are liberal fucks
>use internet to see if I can get poison ivy here
>doesn't grow here
>feelsbadman
>learn about poison oak
>howhaveInotheardofthis.mp3
>take a road trip to a local conservation/hiking area
>armed with medical gloves and google images I hunt for the oak
>find a bunch
>start picking oak leaves and placing them in my backpack
>takes me forty minutes to get home
>watch some good porn
>start to notice I'm itchy and burning
>definitely have poison oak on my dick
>feelsreallybadman
>not a drug dealer
>not sure how to dry the leaves
>discover some ways
>well Yea Forumsros wish me luck
>lets see how much I can cleanse

cada vida es un lamento que se extingue miserablemente

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Don't fuckin smoke poison oak you idiot, go to a health store and buy kava root (kava kava). Its legal and gets you high

Thanks user. Now I have trust issues

What does smoking poison oak/poison ivy do? Does it cause your throat to swell up and die? Also not has a reaction to poison ivy or oak.

Everyone on this site is too much of a lazy hikikomori to do this. Falsified and homosexual.

user could be lazy or whatever that weeaboo word is (had to look it up) but let’s be honest. That’s a scary thing to think about. How would you know if you got the Ivy/oak or actual weed?

lol what if cartels started doing this to rival gangs/cartels or even law enforcement doing this to gangs and cartels? fast way to kill themselves off. good job user for revolutuonizing how the war on drugs can be stopped

>How would you know if you got the Ivy/oak or actual weed?

Well maybe by looking at it

Fucking stoners man jeez

do you know what dried poison ivy or oak looks like? what if someone else mixed it with real weed to blend it in and it still does the damage? OR what if it looks the same and he scents/cures it?

I guess we will see if it’s real or not when an entire city dies from inhaling poison oak

Most weed smokers are too experienced to fall for this shit.
Anybody with half a brain would know something is fucked up if it's nothing but loose leaves,
and marijuana has a very specific smell.

Again, what if user blended it with actual weed?
Still gives me trust issues.
I can't find a single image of what it looks like dried.

>liberal fucks
if you're not liberal, you're an authoritarian heel-licker
how can anyone be proud to be an authoritarian? do you not enjoy having choices and options? do you not enjoy living freely without oppression?
if you don't like the liberal west, why don't you move to china or saudi arabia or whatever shithole regime is your favorite?

i hate liberal countries and their right to vote, marry/pray to/ fuck/read who the fuck you want

That's why we have dealers that know their sources.
The dealers usually know their product well enough bc they smoke that shit themselves.
The second word got out that the product was fucked, people would throw that shit away, and maybe hunt down the person responsible.

I myself don't smoke so I have no idea how it all works in terms of dealers, dealing, etc.
But, if user really did this... he's fucked in other words?

>CA liberals.
>Not authoritarian.
Okay...

If you sell to a well known dealer,
you're asking for trouble.

But if you sold to some idiot teenagers who've never smoked before,
you could probably get away with it.

Either way, the risk outweighs the reward.

so that makes you a liberal toe sucker?

Gotcha. Thanks for the knowledge, legit I appreciate you sharing it with me; I never would've really known the difference of the two; I guess I'd be that
>idiot teenager

and by teenagers, i mean kids.
even teenagers are usually too experienced to be fooled by shit like this.

Lol foot faggotry

I think it's for the Libs.

Bump

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