Craziest thing your pet has done?

Craziest thing your pet has done?

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Ran into the street and was killed by a car

i had a dog once who would always present me with a cicada like it was a gift. I have no idea how she caught so many, but she was always so happy and proud to bring them to me. I could never ruin it for her by saying I didn't want it, I would just say thank you and pet her.

I miss Lily.

absolute madman

I had a dog that used to open doors, eventually we had to replace all the door handles in the house with doorknobs but then she learned how to open those as well

My dog chases and catches little stones I throw in the field. One day I was sitting close to him, pretended to throw a stone, then he bit the stone out of my hand. Crazy part is that when he got the stone, my finger was lodged exactly between his teeth, like he made a decision not to bite it in less than a milisecond. Smart doggo.

My cat loved me, tolerated my mom, avoided my dad, hated everyone else, and FUCKING LOATHED my sister. She would come in by me, lay down for a little bit, get up and go into my sisters room, take a shit on her pillow, then come back to me for pets.

My old Luna used to be very weird about birds.

For whatever reason she would sniff feathers and then would proceed to either paw it out of the lawn or dig it.

And she was an overprotective bitch in all the sense of the word.

Good girl

My cat was what i can only describe as bipolar.
She loved to be pet for hours at a time, purring away and snugling up to you. And then out of nowhere she would bite you as hard as she could, puncturing the skin, run away, and then act like nothing happened.

Radical

My old dog cupcake liked to bite. My friend was showing me where she bit him on the ankle she comes out of the hallway into my room and bites him on the same spot good times gotta love pits

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I had some random dog follow me down a country road once and try to bite the tires of all the passing cars.

Not my doggo, but a story of a friends doggo.
>his family had adopted this dog from turkey which aperrently had a terrible owner beforehand, that was all that was known about it
>after some comforting it actually became kinda friendly, but primarily it was a guard dog
>at some point friends family decides to take the dog into this park - zoo mixture place
>mostly forests, but high animal density of random animals, after some beginning acting up the dog acts cool
>they decide to un-leash the dog to play fetch
>big mistake
>dog runs full speed into the next forest
>some minutes later the dog returns
>in front of him a fully grown stag running in the direction of friends family
>friend dad jumps and catches the dog
>doggo is very confused but happy to see owner
And this is the story how they found out the previous owner had been a hunter.

My cat plays fetch. He will randomly walk up with one of his toy mice and drop it in front to me and just stare at me. I'll then throw it to the top of his cat tower and he'll get it, bring it back, repeat...

My cat does that but only after a few seconds and hates to snuggle. I don't think my cat knows how to deal with affection. I rescued him from a Publix parking lot when he was a kitten.

Same

caught my boi fucking my sister

Killed my neighbors 4 year old

So you know how cats bring dead animals as gifts and whatnot? Well we had a badass outdoor cat growing up. This cat was the only one out of a litter of kittens that survived hurricane Hugo after a tree fell on our house. (Grew up in Charlotte for context.)
But anyway, that’s not even the tip of the iceberg.
This cat was the sweetest cat ever, but was super protective of my brother and I. Once when a large rotty broke off his chain,(poor dog was kept chained to a tree his whole life by some lazy niggers), he ran at my brother and I and this cat literally sprang into action and jumped between us hissing. When the dog didn’t back down this cat tore the fuck out of its face. Causing it to just roll around bleeding and whimpering. The niggers tried to get us to pay the vet bills to get the face stitched up but my dad just laughed and called the police. Not sure what happened after that.
Oh but yeah getting back to the gifts. My cat would leave stuff for us weekly, must have thought we were really shitty hunters or something. She’d sprint straight up a tree and take a bird down mid flight and just trot up and drop it by us. We got used to it. Anyway, one day we were getting ready for school one winter morning and dad gave me the keys to go warm up the truck.
I open the door and this cat is sitting there licking her paws next to the corpse of a fucking baby deer twice her size. A trail of blood going from the porch off into the woods. I was shocked to say the least. I have no idea how she stalked and killed a deer or how she drug it all the way to our house, but it was impressive to say the least.

Was a sad day when she got so old (19) that she didn’t move when my dad pulled into the driveway. At least it was a quick death though.
I’ll never know a more badass cat.
Name was Squeaks btw.

Not really crazy, but my dog will save farts for me. I've seen him get up out of bed, come into the living room, hop on the couch, walk up to me, then hop down and go back to bed. A couple of seconds later I get hit with a brutal dog fart. Always makes me chuckle.

cool cat
rip squeaks

my cat used to run in front of the train like the train was fucking chasing her
we were informed about this several times by neighbors (oh this is YOUR cat), so we guessed she's do this for fun
never seen her do this myself, but they said she'd jump off the tracks less than a few meters away

she died doing this we assume because we found her next to the track. an absolute madcat, died doing what she loved. I'm proud of her

My ex roommate would not stop buying fucking rats. The last 2 he got were really young and he didn't bother to hold them enough so I had to chase those 2 fuckers around his room (no vents so they couldn't go to other rooms/apartments) every single day. Roommate is also severely depressed so his room was a FUCKING mess. One found a hiding spot in the bathroom without me knowing (his room had a bathroom) and I shut the door to it for 2 days. I open it to fill the water bottle and there it was skinny as could be.

He ended up taking 4/5 rats with him when he moved in with his gf of 1 1/2 weeks. Still have a skittish rat with half a tail that it degloved by itself on the cage somehow.