Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start

>POTUS God Emperor Trump commences war to save chicken tendies

>The mexicans collapse on the ground, ears literally shattered to pieces

>I say to myself "don't forget the alien razor cocks"

>have anal sex with chris chan

>forget the handle on the toilet, now my pickles are burning

>The Cowboys ride the Spice worm as GodEmperor Trump dances with plasma pistols a balzing over the corpses off the interdimensional Mexicans . Also gets Future Mexico to pay for it.

>So I asked myself, "Why is my dick bleeding?"

>shoved 7 pounds of chalk into my anus and fluffed my pillow

>purchase chocolate milk

>With my broken anus dragging behind me, I soldiered on into the void.

>and that is the reason why I raped a 2 month old baby

>but not before setting off his trap card

>The baby wasn't impressed and shat all over my dick

>Sent to shadow realm, chocolate milkless

>and I suddenly realized

>there was cum in my cereal

>My dick is 100 ft long

>and still bleeding, the baby gave me aids

>for t'wasn't a baby at all, but that was Danny DiVito

who raped my guinea pig

>so danny devito and I get married and adopt a kid

>*record scratch* so you're probably wondering how I got here

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>we change kids name to Danny DeVito Jr

>And despite all their best efforts, even, the curry-sippers won over our Swedish Viking Overlord, benevolent head patter of all the nine year old army, merely because their brown numbers were bigger than all nigger dick lengths in the world combined

>we beat the shit out of Nancy Pelosi together.