Attention faggots: get in here and become the cum dumpster you were meant to be

Attention faggots: get in here and become the cum dumpster you were meant to be

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You know you want this

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so get it while it's hot

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Lace the Metropolis water supply with red and green Kryptonite first, it'll weaken him and also make him careless.
With careful observation in his vulnerable state, he will shortly reveal his secret identity, Clark Kent. Arrange an ally to have a meeting with the journalist, and while his guard is down and back is turned, your ally will fire a silenced pistol of kryptonite bullets into his back.
As Clark Kent, he will initially be taken into the back of an ambulance, but the ambulance is fake and you're the fake paramedic. As soon as the doors close, you take a kryptonite-edged axe and chop off his fucking head. Drive the ambulance to a disused quarry. Take the body into an abandoned mineshaft deep underground where there is no sunlight, and seal the body away with some blocks of kryptonite and a family of starving rats. Let nature take it's course.
Take the head into a seperate mine, deep underground, and systematically deconstruct his head with a kryptonite blade. Once every element of his former head is a fine paste, pour it into a lead box lined with kryptonite and bury it deep underground.
Finally, immediately kill yourself so no psychics can learn from you what happened.

i love it when you talk dirty to me

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Vvvg

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Fuck it

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