Would you rather thread

Would you rather thread

The ability to orgasm on command with no cool down or 100 bucks a week

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$100 a week...

Would you rather drink seaman or period blood?

100 a week
Garbage pay but that's still a free 5.2k a year.
I can jack off on command already

would you rather get your asshole reamed out by a cheese grater or an egg beater?

or your dad

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would you rather be a cuck or the bull but you are black in that case

would you rather lick the top of a bald biker's head after a long days ride in the sun, or eat all the entrails of a salt water perch you caught on the end of a dock

I jack off 3 times a day as it is, I'll take the money thanks.

gimme the cash

sea man

egg beater

bull

These are too easy. Let's have some hard ones.

would you rather be dragged behind a horse for a mile at a full gallop, or eat one square foot of linoleum ?

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Would you rather wedge a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall or have your fingernails ripped off via pliers?

$100 bucks a week for me.
orgasm on command doesn't sound fun, life would become meaningless.

Linoleum every time

obviously just one toe getting fucked up versus getting every finger mashed.. how would you fap or shitpost here with no fingernails?

would you rather shit in your moms mouth, or your mom shits in your mouth?

meal beforehand is meat stuffed cabbage with milk

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The fingernails would grow back so that. I don't want to chance a kick at a bad angle and the toothpick going into my toe.

Can I be an Asian cuck? I don't want to be white.

you can be whatever you want but you're still a fucking cuck

I can't orgasm on command with no cooldown
BUT
I can actually calm myself mid orgasm, cum, but remain erect and cum a second time
I have even managed 3 orgasms with 1 continuous erection before

Could I do porn?

but would you rather have 100 bucks a week?

If you could orgasm at any time, the orgasm loses it's value to you. It would become something like eating the same thing every day but sexually. When you fuck a girl, you would become a slave to appearances because you can cum at anytime while you're just playing along with her.

Meanwhile, 100 bucks is a 100 bucks. I could use 100 bucks.

Nah I make more cash by working

$100 for sure. I love long sex

What kind of loser thinks $100 a week is decent money? Go to sleep kid.