Help me b!

Help me b!
>be me, living with parents
>18
>parents are against smoking
>mom says smoking is bad for you
>dad says I'll get cancer
>start smoking 4 months ago
>leave a pack of American spirit blacks in my jacket
>come home after work to find them on top of my dresser
What do?


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Don't lie.

Smoke them. Don't be a little bitch. You're 18 now.

This is the least serious situations anyone ever has been in. Wow, your parents are worried about you smoking.
>it's my body, dad!!

maybe quit smoking because its fucking retarded

Why did you start? Was it some kind of rebellious thing?

The fact that both my grandpas died horribly from lung cancer because of decades of smoking in and after the war was enough deterrent for me.

Besides it tastes like fucking burnt ass.

Quit smoking while you can faggot

So you were 17, possibly 18, and thought, hey here's a good idea, let's take up smoking. How fucking retarded are you? Hurry up and die of cancer you fucking moronic tax burden

you are the reason that health care costs so fucking much cock sucker, stop being a faggot

In truth, I did it just to see what the hype was about. And I only did it sparsely. Over the past few weeks though, I've had them more often, cuz life is getting shitty I guess.

I knew full well the consequences, I don't plan to live long so I could care less

>18
>Living with parents

Anything else you say is irrelevant in the face of you being a faggot burden.

I took up smoking around 16 because it was something I tried, made me feel light headed and nice, endorphins rushed from my brain. 15 years on I’m quitting because fuck being a slave to a drug, fuck cancer if it’s not already too late, fuck lining the pockets of death merchants.

Honestly, the cons outweigh the pros of smoking, there’s no point in continuing, in the next 20 years smoking will die out entirely, laws have changed enough that they’re pushing it out of existence, vaping is useful as a quitting tool but hopefully once the studies are complete on that it also gets shut the fuck down because even if it’s better for you than smoking, it’s still not gonna be good for you no matter what

Smoke weed?

Just don't bring it up and hope they ignore it. Been smoking about ten years now (I live in my own) but I'm pretty sure my mom knows and we just pretend not to. Don't ask, don't tell.

Heyy!...nice Elon

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When I was at that age I also wanted to see what it was all about.

But I didn't even get through half a cigarette before I realized that it's not worth the little nicotine kick and never picked one up after that.

Stop while you can. It's just a huge financial burden un wreaks havoc on your health! It's not fucking worth it.
If it's about the nicotine just vape instead of smoking.

You're 18 tell your parents to fuck off

But you really shouldn't be smoking

I hope you enjoy that boot.

It's your decision to die early from cancer. You're an adult now.

faggot!

smoke 'em, op! have you not watched mad men?

you amerifags have been fucking brainwashed when it comes to smoking

Just stop smoking you retard

start vaping because it's cooler and you will get the pussy. You will be so cool your mom won't even care about what you do anymore. I bet your mom is already vaping.