I can't talk to people outside of Yea Forums. Can't even look most people in the eyes when I talk to them...

I can't talk to people outside of Yea Forums. Can't even look most people in the eyes when I talk to them. I have tried hooking up with people on tinder and Grindr but I always end up Pussying out. I will die a virgin
AMA

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alcohol helps. a lot

I'm too broke to get drunk regularly, and when I do get drunk I just stay on Yea Forums

Youll still be a virgin if you get fucked in the ass or fuck a dudes ass.

Not the way it works, but alright.
I'm bi, but I'm just as likely to get fucked than I am to fuck

same on both accounts lol but drugs have helped me socialize more than anything fwiw

The word virgin has an etymology that either (probably) from words that mean young and lady or it has been said to be a combination of words that meant man and woman. So if you go homo youll die a virgin and if you are so lonely and cant meet someone to fuck what makes you think you can fuck a guy and a girl in your life time.

Pretty sure virgin just means that you haven't had sex, and since you can have sex with guys, it counts. Besides like I said, I'm bi and want to have sex with both guys and girls
I'm pretty attractive, I have confidence in my looks tbh, I don't think I'm amazing or anything. I have had offers to have sex before, but I just can't do it

So if you fucked a girls ass do you think that would be losing your virginity? Because Id say that technically anal, oral, and hand sex is not grounds for actual sexual intercourse and therefore you must insert your penis into a vagina to lose your virginity and really the whole phrase comes from the fact that a young girl has her hymen broken so like guys cant really be virgins technically. Go stick your dick in some dirt and fuck mother earth while you use soysauce as lube and drink some soy milk.

You sound like a fag forsure and you sound like you would rather just fuck yourself. Jesus you had offers but said no well stop fucking bitching about it and take some viagra and fuck a bitch or a fag

you cute? near LA? I could take your virginity.

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Agreed. I snap everyone when Im drunk or high. I have made so many more friends since I started using weed and booze.

Proof?

Penetration counts as sex in my book, whether it's the ass or pussy. You seemed a little annoyed at the end there, you ok buddy?
I'm just pathetic and got way too nervous to do anything. I can't hold conversations with people, let alone have sex
I'm British

Prove what?

Looks? You said youre decent.

I don't think I should post myself. I have been doing it a lot lately and I think I should stop

So you arent decent you buttfucking british tooth ugly bastard.

Yeah Im just peachy mate

Get off the fucking bus.. Lmao that was funny

Fucking fine. I posted this one yesterday

I got drunk at a bar the other day and called the bartender a cunt because I didn't like the music she was playing. I spend too much time here

Im just trying to do my part.

Heyy!...nice Elon

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Oh I remember your thread fuck you.

>I'm British
Pay for the ticket here and I'll take care of you. free room and board, show you around Hollywood, etc.

Oy its just my little brother again. Come to hollywood already. Ride my cock and enjoy the city of stars.

Yep. I hated that fucking thread, sorry about that again

Damn it! This is why I didn't want to post

I have no money, thanks for the offer though

Then perhaps its time to stop posting altogether if your answer is 'I didn't want to post my face because people would realize im the same guy who complains every other day'

Save some up, grab some credit.

I knew you were like 15...you got lots of life to fuck dudes you fag stop being a such an asshole

I don't complain that often, just in a shitty mood lately so I have been complaining here

Hes says he too broke to get drunk. Hes looks like hes 14 more like he cant find anyone to buy it for him. And no wonder if you look 14 no buddy is swiping you on tinder.

Alright Kevin chill out

I'm 20 and because I'm British it's legal

Try and grow a beard I guess cuz you look 14 thats your problem.

>Kevin
What?

Like I said, I get plenty of offers I just can't do it. I don't want a beard, I like the way I look

He looks like hes 14.... Spacey you said hollywood and your trying ro give hime room and board in hollywood for sexual favors... I made a funny about you and the boy

Get drugs no one is broke enoguh to not get drugs.

Yeah he can kill two birds with one stone... Get fucked and get some drugs.

I am

I was thinking that in back of head. Like suck a dick get some drugs take them hook up with a tinder match.

try /soc/

People are pretty forward there. It's similar to tindr or something, can't handle the pressure

you are a whiny little bitch, aren't you?

>I will die a virgin
yea probs

Why are you into that?

Yep. Sorry

You should fuck off and play with your tonka trucks or something before kevin spacey rapes your ass

What the hell is a tonka truck? You're doing a pretty bad job at trolling tbh, I admire the determination to last the whole thread though

The fact that you dont know what a tonka truck is proves you are 14. Wtf is trolling?

I'm starting to think you are 14