Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Copy pasta bait. Posted 100+ times. Do not reply.
oh sorry we were all unaware
Jersey Shore wanna be
Shouldn't call your mom a bitch. Come on, being a lot lizard is tough work. She probably blows 10or 12 truckers a night, right? Swallows too, I bet. The she comes home and gives you a big ol' tongue kiss goodnight, just to share some of that fat sweaty trucker jizz with you. Mmmmm good.
Wow, stupid newfags ruined Yea Forums again. Way to fall for an obvious troll you stupid newfag. I remember when Yea Forums was good. Back before IDIOTS like you ruined it. When I could browse and look at all the hot fucking furries and get a kick out of "project anonymous" AKA anti-Scientology project.
Stupid fucking cancerous MORON. Get. The. Fuck. Out. I'm tired of it. You stupid retard. You fucking faggot nigger. We all hate you, can't you see? Why don't you go be a stupid moron somewhere else like 9gag? Am I right oldfags? Back me up on this, tell this guy he's a gay nigger.
Stupid fucking moron. I've been on Yea Forums since I was 12. I was "raiding the pool due to aids" since you were a diaper. Stupid bitch. Now please, do us all a favor and just kill yourself, stupid ass summer jock.
P.S. For my oldfags, shoot the whoop!
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Yea Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Yea Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Yea Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Rip
old ass meme but i would like to know what happened to the alpha faggots in the photo.
Femanon here. When i was 112, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.
Wow what a tough guy. Fucking say that to my face you retarded gay queer assblast orange gypsy criminal-scum low-sperm-count cum-gargling cuck.
I'll fuck your ugly girlfriend right in front of you
Anyone else not understand John Cena?
Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job
this is a meme so old, that only the OG's would recognize. Shit was so cash back then
Nice try kid.
>Teleports behind you
>The *schlick* of a sword unsheathing
Maybe your "bitch" who you obviously have no human respect for would like to come with a real true man
This pic is from the film era before digital.
imagine being so new you take the bait this hard.
Try remembering a time when Yea Forums had posts other than bait.
Newfag detected.
Lol
You literally look like our Cheeto in Chief
And you are even dumber than Trump
>how to spot a newfag 101
Hey Guys,
You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL Yea Forums" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?
Bait that's not john
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Lace the Metropolis water supply with red and green Kryptonite first, it'll weaken him and also make him careless.
With careful observation in his vulnerable state, he will shortly reveal his secret identity, Clark Kent. Arrange an ally to have a meeting with the journalist, and while his guard is down and back is turned, your ally will fire a silenced pistol of kryptonite bullets into his back.
As Clark Kent, he will initially be taken into the back of an ambulance, but the ambulance is fake and you're the fake paramedic. As soon as the doors close, you take a kryptonite-edged axe and chop off his fucking head. Drive the ambulance to a disused quarry. Take the body into an abandoned mineshaft deep underground where there is no sunlight, and seal the body away with some blocks of kryptonite and a family of starving rats. Let nature take it's course.
Take the head into a seperate mine, deep underground, and systematically deconstruct his head with a kryptonite blade. Once every element of his former head is a fine paste, pour it into a lead box lined with kryptonite and bury it deep underground.
Finally, immediately kill yourself so no psychics can learn from you what happened.
clever girl
Oldfag here. John threads remind me that Yea Forums isn’t dead yet. I lose every time
I genuinely miss this copypasta
>biggest retard in the thread found
I miss when this triggered people and threads got 300+ replies
Hey dudes,
My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
Hey dudes,
My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
man, shut up johnny
man this thread is annoying every fucken day
get a life OP or at least create interesting threads ffs
Hi, my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrowwwwww. I’m a point guard. I got shoe game.