This traitor went before congress and tried to defame our president by claiming to have spent the last ten years lying...

This traitor went before congress and tried to defame our president by claiming to have spent the last ten years lying to hundred of people about anything he was ordered to lie about. The scumbag even said he lied in previous testimonies to congress under Trumps orders.

Crime doesn't pay mister Cohen, you might think that law degree makes you smart but in this country it is illegal to lie to congress.

What really sickens me about all of this, though, is that the corrupt Dems are actually listening to this guy. WAKE UP LIBERALS! The man admitted he's been willing to lie whenever his clients want him too, this means he's willing to throw the truth out the window just for a paycheck. If you seriously want to believe what a self-admitted liar has to say about the President, then you are what is wrong with this country.

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You knew he was reading from a Democrat script when he opened up by calling Trump a racist. Who else but the Democrats are fixated on pinning that lazy smear on everyone, especially Trump?

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This OP has like 5 threads running right now. I haven't been here in a while, are the shills always this tryhard or is jewbertarian just new to the game?

imagine coming to fucking Yea Forums of all places to validate yourself in regards to cohen. just jerk off or something, jesus, sounds like you need it

Nailed it on the head, user. This is fucking proof that nothing he has to say about Trump is true. I wish the fucking liberals would stop wasting their time listening to niggers and realize that racism is essentially dead.

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Republicans are cucked by Trump

Hahahahahaha!
Trumptards.

What do you call the liar who gets others to lie for him?
Trump!!!

This is a rare image of trump supporter in his natural habitat.

fake news
faggot

Cuck

>calls picture an image
>is obviously a jpg
hurr durr what's a camera

Trump: Russia?
Russia: ...da?
Trump: Hack

And so the russians went to their computers and made Hillary Clinton lose.

The end.

FUCK YOU

So cucked that a congressional testimony triggers you

So true. Libs can't save them self.

Trump's cucking you harder than he does Jared

>"muh dehumanizing!"
>crickets
>"I MEAN, NO U!"
The left really can't meme.

Boot licking trumptard detected

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They just can't help themselves.

>We know he's lying about lying for Trump because he admitted to lying for Trump

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IMBECHMENT NOW!
They're getting so desperate now that their nothingburger is starting rot in the trash.

Horrible witch-hunt
Dishonest media

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Its ok man it's just some stupid TV show guy who became a politician, you are your own person. Just divest from the guy. He said he'd fix your life and it turns out he lied.

Oh well, let's find other ways to do well in the world

Imagine being so cucked that you need user support from Yea Forums because no one actually gives a fuck what you personally have to say

>but in this country it is illegal to lie to congress
then why the fuck is drumpf still potus?

um and Muller wanted a fucking delay for all 25 Russians wanting to testify

A fine person with a wonderful family

Once again, I invite any Trumptard to come up with a single example of something Trump said about the Russia story that actually turned out to be true, without having to change his story after the "fake news" called bullshit

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Always liked and respected Cohen

A bunch of crooked politicians going after the President for acting like a crooked politician. Wtf

I mean, they threatened Cohen with jail time and now he's doing the best to save his skin. The bird had nothing to sing, so he's playing their composition.
The best part is President Trump will be unscathed and Cohen will still get ass fucked.

Is there literally nothing Trump hasn’t tweeted??

Now do one for James Comey.

>triggers
I'm not a soyboy libtard, you stupid sack of shit, it's you tryhard faggots that get triggered every time some stupid nigger gets "attacked" by the big bad whites. Trump isn't a racist, conservatives aren't racist, and the KKK was founded by democrats. Libtards are becoming irrelevant as more and more people realize that the BLM and ANTIFA groups are just a bunch of dumb niggers reading some bullshit kike script. Racism in america has been dead for a long time but jews in the media are trying to keep us fighting each other so we don't realize how much they are fucking us.

>it’s illegal to lie to congress
Dumbass Donnie does it all the time. & he continues to lie.

>HE SHOULD BE FIRED FOR INVESTIGATING HILLARY!
>WAIT, NO, HES OUR PATRON SAINT!

Look Ma, a triggered faggot!

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This

BECAUSE WE VOTED FOR HIM IT'S AN DEMOCRACY FUCK YOU CRY MORE HE'S PRESIDENT AND YOU CAN LIE ABOUT HIM ALL YOU WANT HE'S THE MOST HONEST AND TRANSPARENT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY AND THE ONLY ONE NOT CORRUPTED BY BIG-CORPORATION BRIBES AND PAYOFFS

You're taking bait anyways. Its relatively subtle, but definitely a false flag.

Trump is the best argument against Trump.

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>being this butthurt
muh collusion
keep trying libtard, but AOC isn't going to date you

He also admitted to meeting with Cummings and Schiff before the hearing.
Did they exchange talking points?

i have never gotten a straight answer on 2 things:
>what Trump and muh Russians colluded on
>how russia "hacked" the election

How far up Trump's ass does your tongue go before you start tasting Putin's semen

>traitor
How exactly is he a traitor? A traitor is someone who betrays their country for personal gain. He's not betraying his country he's betraying his old boss. He's not a traitor he's a whistle blower

He was wrong about Michael not singing false tunes to save his skin. Fair enough, but not the "WE FINALLY GOT HIM, NO FOR REAL THIS TIME, I KNOW WE SAID THIS THREE THOUSAND TIMES BUT WE MEAN IT THIS TIME" you think it is.

Only in liberal america will you find people who think "successful" is a bad thing.

he's not getting paid this time

>He's not a traitor he's a whistle blower
How do you know this?

yea, cause he IS the big corporation that throws bribes and payoffs lmao

>MUH RUSSIA!
You tried. But that dog is already retiring from hunting as we speak.

wowe nice one brainlet. trump 2020 needs more market crashes

The news told him... and the news is gunna protect us all from the scary man

>lying under threat of jail time and life ruination
>whistle blower
Pick one and only one.

faggot
>A traitor is someone who betrays their country for personal gain
He's admitted to lying to congress for his clients. I know libtards hate money but "clients" are people who pay you money. Only a retard like you could think that "getting payed to do something" is somehow not personal gain.

1) read the Mueller indictments.
2) Listen to what Trump says, and assume the complete opposite is true.

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If my portfolio is doing this well under "crashes", yes please.

>being this retarded
Corporations are large businesses run by multiple officers and shareholders alike. Trump is ONE man running MULTIPLE successful businesses. People like you are why we need to drain the swamp, get conporate interests out of the government, the left has let it get so bad that people don't even know the difference anymore.

>claiming to have spent the last ten years lying to hundred of people
nah bro they were asking about 2016

Retards have tied their own identity to Trump, and so process any criticism of Trump as criticism of themselves.
Their beast instincts go into fight or flight mode, and they’ll either reject the new information to avoid the cognitive dissonance or attack the messenger for bringing the information they don’t like

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Look at all of these triggered, cucked 'Republicans' throwing around Trigger words and Racial slurs. Only True American loving conservatives would have voted for Cruz!

2006 was more than ten years ago retard

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lol epic fail GG

I love how you Trumpcucks can't get over the fact that Trump is a crook.

preach brother

>any d-day n-n-now

>How exactly is he a traitor? A traitor is someone who betrays their country for personal gain
Last time I checked Trump was still president of the United States.

Nixon > Watergate timeline
At this point Nixon was still in power, decrying the whole thing as a giant liberal conspiracy to try and oust him from office.
And there were plenty of right wing pundits at the time saying similarly retarded things as yourself .

History will be the judge.
History takes time.

Patients my young padawan.
Enjoy these moments.
Savour them

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See

>calls the president crooked
>no proof
Typical libtard. Just because you hate success doesn't mean it's illegal.

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This

he's got those sneaky little hands, what other proof do you need?

>success
>worst performing president in history

A words don’t even mean words anymore.
Success is failure, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength,

Trump and Russia conspired to ratfuck the election. Russia hacked the DNC and stole emails, and shitposters spread disinformation about both candidates. There was a hell of a lot of quid pro quo, including lifting of sanctions and money laundering. There were at least 28 meetings between Trumps people and Russia, including known Russian spies, and Trump's people consistently lied about them to Congress and the FBI. There's a lot more to it than that, here's a pretty good article if you want to read more:
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/14/trump-russia-investigation-explained-latest-news-charges

Obama has more in common with Nixon than Trump does concerning watergate-esque scenarios, so I'm not sure what you mean.
You don't need breaking and entering when you have the NSA.
But whatever helps you sleep at night, I suppose.

Watergate was over thirty years ago fuckface, it has nothing to do with Trump. Why can't you libs just accept that he is the president and stop crying about hillary for fucks sake, that crooked witch will never be president, it's over. It really sickens me how much you people hate hard work and success, you cucks need to stop taking economic advice from the niggers plowing your wives.

He's committed obstruction of justice in full view of the American public multiple times

That's some hefty projection you got there.

>Success is failure, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength,
The liberal national anthem

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>stop crying about hillary
The only people I've seen bring up Hillary in the last two years have been Republicans.

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Illiterate republitards confirmed

You can’t expect them to read a whole book!
Especially if there’s no pictures in it

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No fucking kidding. The first person to mention Hillary Clinton in any conversation is 100% a cuckservative

If liberals wanted Hillary Clinton at all, she'd be the president. Trump's there cause we fuckin hated her, even though she's obviously not one percent as bad as dorito mussoloini

you can tell its weird especially when even the guys at CNN are like "why did he just say that"

You do know that article is 9 months old right? At least keep up with the lastest inane, baseless screeching.

got im

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>whitehouse.gov/trump-administration-accomplishments/

I mean..? I think him and his administration are doing pretty well.

Like... Is there anyone out there who really, genuinely thinks he's going to get impeached or something? It's been 2 years already. As far as i'm concerned, fuck all is going to happen just like usual.

>doing the job we hired him to do
>obstruction of justice

It's the PRESIDENT who runs and operates the functions of the government, it's departments and those employed by those departments. His call, not yours, not hillaries, and not soros's. It's a waste of taxpayer money to attack Trump for doing his job and calling it "obstruction", but then again libs LOVE wasting our tax money.
>stop picking on my waifu you meanie conservatives

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Many of Cheerless Leader's crimes are ten years old. He'll still go to prison for them.

Nope

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oh honey tumpo isn't smart enough for any of that, putin just wanted a laugh

Of course you aren't going to bring up your utterly humilating loss that could never ever happen in our unriggable elections (as described by Obama, Hillary, and the entire left).

Here, this is for OP

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Keep on hoping against hope. I know it's all you poor saps have left.

At least Nixon is no longer the hated president in history

>uses drawing as proof
stay mad liberal, but catoons aren't the same thing as facts

I like that people think anyone wanted hilary for pres, we just didn't want an orangutan in a suit

What does that have to do with either of the previous posts?
Nice filename, btw, phoneposting newfaggot.

I was responding to a post asking what the story was, I wasn't trying to offer proof. If you want proof, watch Trump get caught in lie after lie and have to change his story over and over again. Watch dipshit after dipshit get thrown in jail for lying about meetings with Russians. Watch the way Trump gives Putin soft little blowies when they're alone together and Trump won't even allow the American media to watch. No one in the world would act the way Trump does if they're innocent.

I wonder if these threads are a bunch of Yuris at the same Russian memefarm talking to each other.

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>"H-heh not like I cared enough to vote against the person I've been raging about for five years!"
The mad is palpable.

>proof

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>calls president orangutang
>cries when people try the wsame thing with blacks and gorillas
Holy fuck is there anything the left doesn't have a double standard for?

Oh,
Pepsi website claims it’s the best soft drink.

Well, I’m convinced.!

Drink Pepsi

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palp-palp-palp

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All these facts are readily available with a quick search.

Trump is a child molester

The fact that you think Trump is a criminal and yet he is still in office pretty much confirms that librards like you have no business pretending to know what the word "proof" means.
>this mad that Trump prefers coka cola

it's almost like I didn't want an orangutan in a suit. Weird.
Don't worry honey, you'll feel better when the wall doesn't get built

Wow, you win man. A totally unrelated MAD clipping in a soccer mom twitter screenshot. I'm just destroyed.

You I guess

There is an obvious difference between facts and opinions.

Weird, last time I checked Trump wasn't a democrat.

I doubt it. Podesta brothers would be prime candidates for that territory.

You sound MAD

Orangutan isn’t a racial slur , you gormless retard.
And since when were conservacucks so ultra-thin-skinned as so claim offense from something like that?
Oh, right, when it suits them, that’s when.
Hypocrites pointing out hypocrisies are not very effective. I’m case you are unaware

Did you try in the 90s? He could be covering his trail

Trump employed him for over a decade. What does that say about him?

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Coca Cola is the librards drink of choice.
Pepsi is the official drink of Trump Tower and all trump properties.

Drink Pepsi

It's our fault man, we're in their safe space

Uh oh, looks like it has reached the end of its dialogue tree.

Level up and try again I suppose

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>leftists get offended by remarks relating to primates
>they make said remarks themselves
>"Nice double standard."
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE WE WERENT TRIGGERED YOU ARE!"
No one buys this projection, nor did they ever

Neither is Dennis Hastert

Spoken like someone who's triggered

Typical libtard bullshit, trying to say that just because Trump was universally known as a liar and cheater ten years ago that we all need to assume he is one now. I'm sorry but cheaters and liars and crooks don't make it to the White House, just ask hillary.
The fuck is that supposed to mean faggot?
Says the libtard lol. Hey how about this : FACT : Trump is still president

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Not really, I find the constant doublethink amusing. It like watching a goldfish forget and rediscover the far side of the tank over and over again, forever.

Yeah good forbid some asshole caught for stealing and lying be accused of it again. Hilarys crooked but she's smart enough to get away with it

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>I find the constant doublethink amusing
well I wasn't gonna say it

>cheaters and liars and crooks don't make it to the White House

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>discord trannies so fanny flustered they are dumping their spam folders a la /pol/
Well, my work here is done.

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Both Don and Ivanka donated to Kamala Harris's campaigns.

Well you should have, laughing at yourself occasionally is healthy.

>being this cucked
lol, whatever you say, zir
That lawyers make good liars? Try again user, everyone knows that.
lol ok retard i guess all that coke hes been drinking in pictures was put there by russian hackers

It's good man, I'm getting enough here

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trump is a garbage human being if you can't see that maybe you need glasses?
FACT: Your eyesight is shit

>Says the libtard lol. Hey how about this : FACT : Trump is still president

You fuckin what?

I'm the one who posted that, which started that whole chain, so, what the fuck are you on about?

Even the blind can hear

Try again libtard, like I'm going to believe some dumbass kids over the fucking President
nice meme faggot

>caught
try again faggot

>implying this has anything to do with his ability to run the country

Who the fuck is paying more this year?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_Cuts_and_Jobs_Act_of_2017

>Single filers (2018)[23]
>Under previous law Under current law
>Rate Income bracket Rate Income bracket
>10% $0–$9,525 10% $0–$9,525
>15% $9,525–$38,700 12% $9,525–$38,700
>25% $38,700–$93,700 22% $38,700–$82,500
>28% $93,700–$195,450 24% $82,500–$157,500
>33% $195,450–$424,950 32% $157,500–$200,000
>35% $424,950–$426,700 35% $200,000–$500,000
>39.6% $426,700 and up 37% $500,000 and up

>Married filing jointly (2018)[23]
>Under previous law Under current law
>Rate Income bracket Rate Income bracket
>10% $0–$19,050 10% $0–$19,050
>15% $19,050–$77,400 12% $19,050–$77,400
>25% $77,400–$156,150 22% $77,400–$165,000
>28% $156,150–$237,950 24% $165,000–$315,000
>33% $237,950–$424,950 32% $315,000–$400,000
>35% $424,950–$480,050 35% $400,000–$600,000
>39.6% $480,050 and up 37% $600,000 and up

opinions aren't facts, retard
why can't you libtards get over that?

MAGAttes are really dumb.

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Checked and factpilled.
They're posting such facebook tier bilge I'm starting to wonder if it's not a falseflag.

soo much lib shillz rip

Facts are those objective thingies. Opinions are the subjective ones. You always get them turned around.

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caught at what? You're not making any sense dude. You're shitting on your own points, bruh

your eyesight is shit too

he should check out the ACA they can probably help

>What Trump and muh Russians colludes on
>The probe is into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election
This is a very broad category, it's not all about whether Trump sat down with Putin and said 'help me take over America', so don't act like asking a loaded question about one aspect of a very broad investigation means you are 'winning the argment' because you 'can't get a straight answer'. The word collusion is getting thrown around like it's the only thing this investigation is about, it isn't. A LOT of evidence of Russian interference in the election has already been found. Some unrelated crimes too, but these were passed away from the Special Counsel due to 28 CFR § 600.4(b) (Jurisdiction). Mueller did not investigate these further than was necessary to determine that were unrelated. At least two convictions and the vast majority of the indictments have been for issues around Russian interference, and the more they discover the closer those indictments seem to get to Trump himself. I'm not saying he's guilty, but the pattern so far does not look good for him.
>How Russia "hacked" the election
Literally nobody in the Special Counsel investigation is saying that, so please put your straw man away.

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I wish. My premiums doubled and I get a much worse deductable.

That's a lot of words to say "you're right, and that makes me angry."

Just wait 'til you do your taxes.

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Yeah that sounds right. I said might.

See
Don't project.

>That says this even though the entire sentiment of the post is the opposite because I can't argue with the truth, so I change the argument. Fuck I love straw, I should be a horse...

Hey cuck, if your going to make some fake ass quote meme about Trump, maybe don't use use someone else name for the quote lol. Dems aren't even good at lying and it's all they fucking do.

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You want to take your meds and try that post again without the schizo word salad?

That's not true, I have a smattering of other hobbies

Your own chart shows peoples wages go up 2017-2018, are you liberals really that retarded?

lolol omg

And conservatives wonder why the rest of the world thinks they're a bunch of slack-jawed cousin-fuckers

Sucking off your tranny zirlfriends dick doesn't count.

>hard numbers vs random twitter rants of dubious intent
I'll stick with the former.

>Hey fuck, of you're going to quote Joseph Heller and compare it to the president, don't, because I don't like being reminded that the president is a known liar, cheat and asshole, and want to keep to my delusion that he is a good honest man representing American values.

>getting baited this hard

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People are so ignorant of how taxes work, I'm not surprised some people are too dumb to realize their weekly/bi weekly checks were drawing in more money, meaning less return at the end of the year. Or some people who literally are mathematically retarded and cannot do simple math so they aren't paying more at the end of the year.
The fact that you have this saved is proof that you're one of them or proof that you've never worked before.

Do your taxes, Q.

Wow, a bunch of tards on twatter who don't know how to make tax deductions, you sure got me there.

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How about this:
>You're wrong
>Russia probe has found a lot
>It's not all about Trump
>It was never supposed to be
>You keep saying you're right without backing it up
>You also keep building straw man arguments

I broke it down into bullet points for you so you could understand it.

Do your taxes, Q.

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Wait...are you....are you really trying to tell me that you liberal fags ACTUALLY think it's okay? Like it's actually a VALID form of argument to just take some shit one person said and then just say that someone else said it?

The left is a disease.

Does you tranny girlfriends zick count then? Or are you just rubbing one sad lonely one out on an I'm with Her poster again?

Total tax refunds so far from this year already exceed all the tax refunds of 2018. Mine were up as well.
I can gaurantee you don't pay taxes

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Why don't you answer that others poster's questions straight forward instead of ranting, equivocating, delfecting and projecting?

You can't just "remove" zeroes, that's not how math works.

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>Properly attributed quote
>Say that someone else said it
So you don't understand the image. That's okay. Let me explain. Nobody is saying trump said that - first and foremost because the ACTUAL ATTRIBUTION is right there on the end of the quote and DOESNT say Donald J Trump. They're also not suggesting it by putting the image of trump on there. What they are suggesting by putting the image of trump over this quote is that this quote (CLEARLY ATTRIBUTED AS BEING SAID BY JOSEPH HELLER) is RELATED TO the president.

Glad I could clear that up for you. Maybe you'll be a little less dumb now.

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We have to do that for folks like you who can only use ten fingers.

You just put way too much effort into replying to bait. Lurk moar.

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I wouldn't hold my breath

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Thanks, cuck.
>only use ten fingers.
As opposed to what, 12 fingers? Moron.

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>obvious shop is obvious
nice try libtard

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>Rent-free

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>What did they collude about.
If they colludesld at all, it was about the 2016 election. Regardless, it's called the "Special Counsel investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election", not the "Special Counsel investigation into Trump's dealings with Russia" so the question is intentionally misleading (thus loaded, as I said earlier).

So I already did answer his questions.

Q1
>What did they collude on?
This question is bullshit because the probe isn't into collusion and no charge of collusion has yet been brought to Trump.

Q3
>How did they "hack"
This question is extra bullshit because nobody in the investigation is accusing them of hacking the election. It is a straw man.

That was pretty straightforward. Your inability to deal with straight answers is just you trying desperately to ignore them because you don't like them.

fucking liberal cucks actually expelled this student from school just because he reported a crime?

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So I guess the checks were fake? Also when trump called Cohen a rat, he really didn't mean to imply that Cohen was telling the truth?

Shit like that is why Trump won.

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If you don't reply to them with clear and factual explanations their bullshit gets believed by actual newfag lurkers and spreads.

Cut it off at the source buddy.

So what you're saying is that we should punish success?

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trump won because the electoral college is antiquated. it has happened twice in the last 16 years. the last time it happened before GW bush in 2000 was in 1888

trump lost the popular vote by millions more than any of the other previous 3 times it happened

get a grip

Jesus christ I'm going to believe you're just pretending to be this retarded because the alternative is too depressing

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Russia and the electoral college is why he won. Stuff like that is so autists like many here can rage and find meaning in everything they dont like being a boogieman that is an afront to their pretend inner world >muh liberulz

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>trump lost the popular vote by millions
let me fix that for you
>hillary packed busses with illegals and went state to state stuffing the system with fake votes

it's not a crime to be undocumented.

politifact.com/new-york/statements/2017/dec/01/kathy-sheehan/being-undocumented-immigrant-us-not-crime/

I hear it's really cold in Russia this time of year. You got enough blankets comrade?

>antiquated
You mean working just the way it was always supposed to. It was meant retain the states' autonomy and prevent corrupt demogogues from tempting the masses with bread and circuses. Next you're gonna tell me Germany won WWII because they killed the most people.

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>Unsubstantiated bullshit
Every investigation into illegal votes has concluded they are negligible.

oh right that time that happened with zero proof just like the zero collusion proof you argue

nevermind the actual voter fraud that happened in NC for the republicans in the 2018 election

keep on greentexting though, you are standing your ground . LOL

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k

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It's all optics and the entire show they put on was by Hillary Clinton's lawyer. Checkout redpill78 and Patriot hour. Seams America is waking up. It's about time.

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By all means keep pushing that Russia bullshit, it'll make the rest of us laugh even harder when Mueller wraps up.

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lol you got me. trumptard argument tactics have been pissing me off all week and I just felt like trying it on lol. It was fun, non consequences, literally no need to back anything up, I could insult all I wanted and twist the subject etc. Almost no thought needed.

Thanks for playing bud, I'm out though

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>changing your mind is wrong
What are you doing here?

>corrupt demogogues from tempting the masses with bread and circuses

lmao literally trump, 10 star post

changing your mind when it benefits you, why would anyone do that

Taxes are not a punishment. Keeping the poor from sending him to the guillotine is actually a boon.

>Russia bullshit
You mean all the bullshit he already found? All the indictments? The convictions?

>orange man bad

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Targeting one parties communication and not the others is clearly an attempt to sway the election. I wont debate with you, you clearly find joy in trolling for trump.

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I'm not saying you're wrong about Cohen's trustworthiness. But Trump demonstrably lies on a regular basis, but none of you seem to care. As a serious question, why not?

The ones that all fave exactly squat diddly fuckall to do with Russia? Yeah, those.

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Honest? Really? No reason to engage you and your delusions in conversation. Thanks for letting us know young.

Cope.

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Trumptards

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Show me proof, one piece of proof, that Donald Trump has lied about anything. Protip: You can't

Go suck your zirlfriends short cock, faggot, you need to do it every night if you want AOC to give you free shit for being lazy.

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And crooked Hillary's lawyer was the one who arranged the entire thing.

That image is hilarious because half of those 'core political values' are just talking points he has not acted on, or has acted against.
>Make America Great Again
Not a value, this is a slogan
>Protecting our first amendment rights
He has acted and spoken AGAINST free speech. Net neutrality, calling for press silencing.
>Protecting our second amendment rights
He has created more gun-limiting legislation in 2 years than Obama did in 8.

>Trump
>success

Kek

Only a libshit wouldn't find any value in America's greatness.

It's really cold in Russia all the time you stupid fuck. You absolute rube.

Most of the indictments and convictions are very much related to Russia. One man literally went down for lying about working for a foreign agency while working with a presidential candidate.

I don't know why I'm telling you. You'll deny, deflect or ignore the fact that the probe already had successes.

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>being the President of the United States and a Billionaire isn't successful.
libtards...

>I had the biggest inauguration crowd.
/thread

Is the only search engine you use sponsored by brietbart?

Have you ever read anything that doesn't affirm what you want to believe? Or are you too much of a pussy to face things that might challenge your safe space bubble? Or maybe too lazy?

I'm not doing your homework for you, neckbeard. If you want to know, you can find countless sources and examples with little effort. If you don't want to believe it, you won't do it.

Inb4 "you won't do much cursory research for me because I'm a tubalard waste, so it must not be true!"

China owns you and you know it

Only a truly ignorant fanboy would call a slogan with no proposed method a core political value.

>Net neutrality
Biggest piece of astroturf ever. Don't believe me? Just look at all the fuckall that's happened since it expired.
>calling for press silencing
Gee I wonder where you got that idea...
>He has created more gun-limiting legislation in 2 years than Obama did in 8.
Oh no, whatever am I gonna do without my bump stocks?

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Well I guess he is a successful conman.

he did lol, that's a fact.
""This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period," - Sean Spicer
I even got that quote from a CNN article, and they are a liberal fagrag.

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Conservatives don't pay taxes out of their welfare checks.

>One man literally went down for lying about working for a foreign agency
It was Ukrainian you fucking imbecile. It's downright horrifying that people like you are allowed to vote.

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Exactly, how could a Ukrainian work for Russia? Impossible.

Huh says niggers and racism is dead in the same sentence. Doesn’t sound like it.

true

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More like how is Ukraine part of Russia?

You seem to miss the fact that Manaforts job in Ukraine was to help a Putin puppet get elected president, which he succeeded in. That ukraines expresident fled to Russia to avoid jail. I can't wait for history to repeat itself.

>Gets caught lying for Trump
>Cooperates and admits to more lying for Trump
>Must be lying about it
He. Gains. Nothing. For lying again. If he lies again and it is never proven either way: no gain. If he lies again and is caught: big loss. If he tells the truth and it never gets proven: no gain. If he tells the truth and it can be corroborated: he gains some leniency.

HE ONLY STANDS TO LOSE FROM LYING
HE ONLY STANDS TO GAIN IF HE TELLS THE TRUTH

Yup and I truly believe Hitler did nothing wrong!

>defends trump
>by calling his supporters retards

>Sure he acted against those values but it didn't go anywhere so that's fine.

Didn't you learn how to simplify ratios?

While that is true that Democrats were racist way back when, the actual democrats and republicans switched because of the view not being aligned. So technically the now republicans were the founders of the kkk.

Heyy!...nice Elon

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>a fact
Nope. His crowd was smaller than Obama's as evidenced by shots of the crowd, public transport and road monitoring.

Trump could launch the country's entire nuclear arsenal at Moscow and you'd still call him Putin's puppet.

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>HE ONLY STANDS TO LOSE FROM LYING
How?

That doesnt explain Kansas IQ

>what are outliers

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Trump is the subhuman traitor and we WILL remove and imprison him.

Kill yourself you pathetic faggot OP.

He could tell you the sky was green and you'd still call him honest.

It was "supposed to" keep tyrants and dictators out of office.

>>This is exactly what the media is designed for
>>The 3 D's
>>To Distract, To Divide, & To Deceive

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>Sure he didn't really act against those values but really he did

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>nothing burger
That would be the GOP's pathetic attempts to attack Hillary.

TRUMP IS THE ENEMY and will be dealt with as such.

>being known for accomplishing nothing other than inheriting money is totally a success

>49th most dependent
It doesn't have to.

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Harsher sentence for being found lying again.

ITT: Retarded Russians running MAXIMUM damage control but failing miserably to disguise themselves.

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Whatever he says, I'm much more inclined to believe him over the mainstream media.
My point exactly. Did I make a typo or something?

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>changing the subject

Fight facts with personal attacks

Trumptards actually think he invented the "media"

Oh, so you agree that the EC has failed. Glad we cleared that up.

>Tougher sanctions
Trump just lifted sanctions on Russia
>Strengthen NATO
He's said over and over that he wants the U.S. to leave NATO

So you're just going to sit there like a cuck and take his word for it? Libtards hate Trump so much they'll believe a self-admitted liar and perjurer over the president (who hasn't been convict of anything)

LOL the child molesters are ALL Republicans you retarded MAGAt.

Lol in what way is enacting laws that limit free speech on THE ENTIRE INTERNET, limit guns, and vocally calling for the silence of press he doesn't agree with him NOT acting against those values?

What you are saying is that him not successfully killing those values outright means he isn't acting against them.

Fucking imbecile.

You don't seem to understand that Congress is currently collecting corroborating testimony and documents.

So the checks were fake?

No it's actually a CIA thing

Sure, hillary and soros and co. just like "pizza"

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Here, read this. You might learn something:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier

What if I told you there's still no report that Trump had anything to do with it?

You're on mad crack dude, it's doing its job just fine.

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>tax deductions
That's what Trump and the subhuman GOP destroyed and why the middle class is paying tons more in taxes this year you pathetic brainlet imbecile.

Hey, you finally figured out how to look for things online. Good, now actually read what you find.

But the things he said about Trump were unable to be proven by him, most of the shit that was said was just rhetoric.
Did you know he met with Cummings and Schiff before the hearing?
I don't know, it came across like a hit piece to me.

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>Trump just lifted sanctions on Russia
You mean on one particular Russian company. Meanwhile...
ft.com/content/00f60386-2ee3-11e9-8744-e7016697f225
>He's said over and over that he wants the U.S. to leave NATO
Because other NATO members aren't pulling their weight. He wants them to shape up or ship out,

Wow, why doesn't it surprise me that you retards have no idea how numbers work?

Trumpanzees need to just kill themselves. They are 100% failed human beings.

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being undocumented is not a crime and without any form of proof what that racist maggot did is illegal profiling and harassment.

lol okay I'll just add some zeroes this year and get super rich. I swear that must be how libs think budgets work considering how much free shit they think the government owes them.

>Unable to be proven
No, just unproven presently. This is why Congress is gathering corroberating evidence now. If he lied and the evidence shows this he loses.

Wow, why does the right suck so hard at memes?

Oh that's right, they're all brainless retards. I forgot.

I don't think you meant to reply to me.

>What if I told you there's still no report that Trump had anything to do with it?

Awesome, then let's just stop fighting and wait for the report?

>Lol in what way is enacting laws that limit free speech on THE ENTIRE INTERNET
In what way does allowing ISPs to run their own business limit free speech on the entire internet?
>limit guns
Bump stocks are hardly even a gun control issue. They're useless toys and I won't miss them one bit.
>calling for the silence of press he doesn't agree with him
When they present clear and material lies as "news" that's ample reason to tell them to shut up. If you could point me to a piece of legislation he's endorsed that would actually limit their ability to do so, however, that would really beef up your point.

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FLOTUS was an illegal alien. Be best!

9000 lies and counting.

>being undocumented is not a crime
Must be why they are called "illegal" immigrants
>without any form of proof what that racist maggot did is illegal
Just because the immigrant is undocumented doesn't mean that there was no proof, the lack of documentation IS the proof, idiot.

This is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. Trump is Russian's personal bitch.

>removed sanctions
>had illegal meeting with Russian spies in oval office
>betrayed intelligence network to Kremlin
>always believes Putin
>Helsinki whipped dog Trump
>shit wall made with Russian steel company that never happened
>Trump caught posting Russia-originating propaganda on his twitter
>Russia is Trump's financial backer and has been since the early 90s

It raises more deductions than it eliminates. If some people still haven't figured out how to make them it's not my problem.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_Cuts_and_Jobs_Act_of_2017
>The standard deduction nearly doubles, from $12,700 to $24,000 for married couples. For single filers, the standard deduction will increase from $6,350 to $12,000. About 70% of families choose the standard deduction rather than itemized deductions; this could rise to over 84% if doubled. The personal exemption is eliminated—this was a deduction of $4,050 per taxpayer and dependent, unless it is in an estate or trust.

Right, so many shills ITT it's hard to keep track.

This is 100% truth.

Trump is a massive fucking criminal and he directed Cohen and others to lie to Congress, which is a subheading of the US law for Conspiracy.

Trump is going to prison.

>In what way does allowing ISPs to run their own business
>Sorry your dissenting post could not be sent because you are not subscribed to a plan where you are allowed to voice opinions.
People access the internet through ISPs, that's how.

Sure, now go back to your tranny discord.

finding new ways to make private jets tax deductible doesn't help the middle class

>In what way does allowing ISPs to run their own business limit free speech on the entire internet?

When an ISP slow traffic down so it takes a long time for the page to be reached that is limiting free speech. When an ISP demands a website pay more or else they will throttle the websites customers, that is limiting free speech.

Kek, this retarded faggot still thinks "pizzagate" is a thing.

Look at him. Look at him, point and laugh.

>Having a visa makes you an illegal alien

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Conservacucks are the welfare queens and the biggest welfare in America is corporate welfare.

The image your retarded ass is complaining about is intended to illustrate a point. A point that flew 300 miles above your pinhead.

>This is actually what drooling retard right-wingers believe

Expired tourist visa.
Worked without even asking for permission.

>newfags don't know that pizza has been slang for cp for fucking years

You know there are conservative transgender people?

Ivanka, for one. Maybe Eric, too.

It's disgusting, and really rare, but technically possible. Like intelligent, honest, and hard working liberals.

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>removed sanctions
Hello: tass.com/world/1047410
>had illegal meeting with Russian spies in oval office
Prove it or move it.
>betrayed intelligence network to Kremlin
Not letting the same agency that trained Anderson Cooper tell him what to do about Russia sounds pretty based to me.
>always believes Putin
One time =/= always
>Helsinki whipped dog Trump
Nice opinion you've got there.
>shit wall made with Russian steel company that never happened
Yes, that absolutely never happened and has nothing to do with the spending package and state of emergency that just passed.
>Trump caught posting Russia-originating propaganda on his twitter
I'm well aware that the dems consider facts to be Russian propaganda but I really don't care.
>Russia is Trump's financial backer and has been since the early 90s
Sounds like another great thing to prove or get out of my face with.

Good thing cutting taxes does.

Good thing if they did that they'd be shooting themselves straight in the foot because their competitors could, you know, not do that.

>opinion

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>Expired tourist visa
...and then got a work visa.

>Congress shall make no law abridging free speech
It doesn't matter if the companies decide not to act on this ability, the law itself is unconstitutional.

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>competitors
>isp's
Listen, I'm not claiming to know how many ISP's you have in your area but if you think everyone has options about this then idk you missed something.

Cool.

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