Confess

Confess

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i'm a chubby sissy

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i can find those panties on e-bay?
i love it

ive been in a ***gay*** sexual relationship with my brother for a few years now

yummi a panty-boy

got more pics?

I wanna get blacked

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Details?

i was friendzoned by my daughter

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more lingerie

I urinate on my roof, on a mound of sand. Contemplating the moon and the stars. It makes me feel like a cat.

wow you're a huge fagoo

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I love posting pics of my gf sucking cock, hoping they reach maximum exposure

I'm a garbage waste of space beyond my prime, fantasizing about being what I can never be, pleasing people way outside my league

I let my friend fuck my passed out wife.

I have had sex with my adult daughter.

I am in a wretched work situation with some uptight cow I'm gonna call "Donna" for the purposes of this post. A real pain in my keister. Yesterday she took me aside and told me I should shower before work. Twat thought she was doing me a favor, lowering her voice and "gently" saying she "thinks" she's notice my BO. Yeah, it had been two days since I showered, but I work hard and I'm pretty tired when I come home. Plus I use deodorant, so what's she whining about?

Well, if she doesn't like my mansweat, she's got another thing coming. I took some napkins, dabbed my pits and my taint until the napkins were nice and stanky, then I snuck the napkins in the coffee machine, right in the filter. Donna had a pretty "bold" brew this morning, heh heh.

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Back when craigslist personals were a thing, almost every time I would take my girlfriend out to another city I would make an ad for guys to come and jack off on her after she passed out. She always got hammered and passed out cold. Probably got somewhere over 100 loads blown her over time.

Oh, and I used to lick the loads off after the guy would leave.

My professor is like 60, and she has a super fatass. She caught me lacking in class one day and told me to stay after the period was over. She then pretty much gave me a lapdance.

I've nutted in or on her about 30-40 times. Apperantly I took her anal virginity too lol.

Shes married and has 2 kids.

Pic related.

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I broke up with the only person I’ve ever loved recently. Told her it’s because I no longer felt the same but the truth is I want her to do betterthan me as Im getting more and more depressed and will likely end it soon.

Had a grad student as a TA that started college late. She was probably mid-life 40s. Not hot by any means, but in decent shape. I started slightly late due to being in the Marines first. Still in pretty good shape from said enlistment and slightly older than all the 18 year old freshmen so I was "more mature." We started fucking. Got an A in my dumbass music appreciation 101 by fucking my TA and never doing anything in class. Win.

I stopped wiping completely. I only poop at home now, and after I do "my business", I just walk over to the shower and spray off with the detachable nozzle.

i dress up in girly panties and fuck my ass with a 6in dildo while looking at a coworkers pictures.

I’m pregnant with my boss’ kid. Boyfriend thinks it’s his.

I married an online relationship and we have an amazing life.

I got jury duty. The guy was obviously guilty and we all knew it. But I voted Not Guilty so that we would get sequestered and I could stay in a nice hotel.

Not how it works

KYS

I do that occasionally, you're not alone user

I’m not happy about it either..

Which I learned the hard way. I kept everyone in the room for another 2 hours after they already made their minds. They were pretty pissed, telling me I'd just end up with a hung jury, which is a kind of mistrial, I'd waste a lot of taxpayer's money and the defendant (kind of a scummy con artist) might even go free eventually. I just kept repeating what I saw in The Simpsons, and they treated me like an idiot.

I've filmed at least 50 women I know in the bathroom. Favorites include my ex's mom, a close family friend, and some coworkers.

He caught my dog

I have sex with my dog. Several guys I’ve been with have joined me.

Shower after work you fucking mongoloid filth

I'm sexually attracted to the Green M&M and I have an irrational hatred towards the brown M&M.

end your life

Going to need some more details on this one...

I think that every single mentally/physically disabled person should be killed

I like @succ_company on Instagram and my mom tells me it's wrong and that I had to see pepa hentai

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How do you not get caught? What’s the trick?

sad

He was complaining about his dry spell for months. Was over at my house once night, we’re having drinks. My wife (gf st the time) passes out. I jokingly say he can go ahead and get his rocks off. He starts to do it, and I find the idea appealing suddenly so I allow it.

I'm a bartender. My friend invented this neat cocktail and asked me to name it after him. I showed it to my boss, said I invented it, and named it after myself.

You watched? Did you wife find out?

Also I staged it as if I was hacked. No one found out.

Of course I watched, that was the fun of it.
She never found out. She knew she had sex that night, I told her he left and we drunkenly fucked before she passed out.

At work I just have a lucky hole in some tubing under the sink.

With other people, a small cam in a bathoom is pretty hard to notice. Most women aren't assuming that someone is filming them.... We can chat on kik if you want details

I go to Victoria's Secret and tell the women I'm buying something for my wife. I'm not married. I do it as an excuse to squeeze the bras, feel the panties, and flirt with the clerks, imagining them in the underwear, etc.

>thinking the clerks dont know

i did OP's mom

You think? I actually bought a pretty authentic looking wedding ring. Got a good deal, didn't set me back too much, but it looks real, so I think they bought my act.

Fucking whore kys

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They know what you’re up to

I have secretly fed my cum to all 3 of my sister in laws dozens of times. I also use their thongs to jerk off, and cum on their toothbrushes, shampoo, mouthwash and pillows

hot, what are the ages of all 3 of you? how do you know for sure it's boss's? you gonna keep fucking him?

Are you going to try again?

Frontsandbutts

Do you have any tips so that I can appear smoother at new stores I haven't tried this act at yet? I usually try things like, "I'd like to see you in this!" Or if they ask me my wife's cup size, I look down at her breasts and say

"Well as two points of comparison..."

Smiling smoothly and trailing off before chuckling at giving a "serious" answer.

That once got a chuckle in return, so I'd say I'm charming.

If I was a hot chick I'd want to be dragged into the woods and impregnated by wild dogs. Nothing but fucking and birthing.

I hacked, the account of the daughter of the former Mexican President

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I jumped into a full time job way over my current skillset just so I could afford to move out of college housing away from one of my roommates.

Did she like it?
Did you eat the cunt too?
Her age?
Your age?
Pics of ass!!!

I often fantasize about being a little shota again and getting raped by older men

I tape fake chest hair to my chest so people will think I'm manlier than I really am.

I had sex with a friends wife a few times before they got together, he doesn't know.

Uh, settle down, man.

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I consciously slowly brainwash beta jerk buddies into outright cocksuckers. The gradual 'vanilla' coercion to impressionable guys who think the tribute/hotglue community lifestyle has an easy way in, is something I live for.

One week you could be trying out a new buddy like me to jerk off with without ever laying a hand on my dick. "W-w-well I guess it could be c-cool. I h-heard he's very experienced."

Within a fortnight I've got you edging/sucking 3 of our desensitised BWC's off for literal hours (and the occasional BBC) to the nastiest porn with no reprociation in sight.

I've pushed everybody in my life away over the past year. It's not that I don't like them, I'm just disgusted with the current state of society. Social media has mutated the way we interact. There's barely any intimacy or spontaneity between individuals in a community. By being always connected via cell phone, we are always expected (as a societal norm) to phone a friend ahead in advance as opposed to swinging by their place on a whim. People are often more likely to ignore a call completely, even if bored and listless on the couch watching Netflix. I'm guilty of this myself at times, and I hate it. I hate this world.. it's in no way what I had in mind as a starry eyed and eager boy.

So I've pushed everyone away. A small few stayed in my life through simple effort of stopping by and making regular phone calls. I'm slowly making new friends who aren't so "plugged in".
I'm probably going to kill myself in the near future anyways. Been caring for my grandmother as she succumbs to Alzheimer's, and it's a real soul crusher on top of all the other bullshit in my life these last few years. Ready to just tap out, fuck it.

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Sometimes I blame my sister for the fact that I'm trans :|

I didn't know this was humanly possible. Keep up the research.

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I sold poison vape pens to some kids before they went to a concert. Cheap, Chinese knock-off stuff. They got pretty sick.

fuck off normie

fagot detected

I was forced to watch a friend of mine get raped

>Confess
Not a secret secret but i need help
I DO NOT KNOW GREEN TEXT
imagine you are me, freind has been there for you for a long time, your first and best friend during all hs. I go often to his house and i am pretty good friends with the fam, extending to uncles and aunts. Parents trust me, They see me as a brother figure, not a threat to they daughter. She used to act much more weirder before. fights and getting physical. Long stares. One day we had a water fight during the sumer. While people were going inside to dry off and shit, i stood there with my now skin tight boxers, straight ahead of friends sis, and shes staring down, i follow her eyes and land on my dick, maybe a mistake, but she just kept looking,, i was partially covering with my hand while holding a small towel, i moved it a lil bit and she really went down.

continue? this shit long long

the only reason i talk to half of the girls i talk to is so i can get laid

there's only one girl i'd settle for as of right now, but other than her, i'm only attracted to asian girls really.

Years ago I got drunk and my gay friend had be blow him, years later I always thought about it, so I did it again less drunk! I think I might let him fuck me... I’m a male

continue, faggot

The men's locker room at the gym I go to shares a wall with the women's. I noticed there was a crack in it. I'm trying to find a time when I can sneak in and open up a full glory hole.

I'll rape you

Did you ever get to fuck her?

>sister goes away for college
>fap in her bed nude with her panties and bras and socks
>one day get high on speed
>fap in her bed for hours
>start snooping
>find her dildo
>suck on it
>find her old cracked phone
>FUCK YES
>its dead or broken and its an old iphone and dont have the charger
>look everywhere and through my old shit because its the same as the same as the old ipods
>finally find a fucked up one and dont even try it because i figure the charger either wont work or her phone is straight up broken
>get high again one day
>fuck it
>try it
>it works
>paranoid about it alerting her apple or icloud so i dont plug it in on a computer or anything
>win fucking galore. Take pics of 100s of her nudes cum buckets multiple times and still cum to them to this day

Thank you

Need details...

post em

I want to cook and have sex. I want a female to enjoy cooking with. Sex too

so post some faggot

i ghosted my friends who ive been friends with for over a decade on a whim

Send op

pics?

That... that’s not even remotely possible wtf

When I was in preschool, me and my friends were molested by the school janitor. He was acquitted due to lack of evidence, but he disappeared shortly after. Nobody heard from him. I've been having nightmares about him lately, and I worry sometimes that one of our parents might have taken the law into their own hands, killed him and hid the body, and I don't know how to feel about that.

Pics?

If you ever role play or simply want spank material let me know, I'll have your hole leaking cum and piss.

Im a sissy and I've been stealing my mom's and sister's clothes

We went to a party and the host and one of his friends took her to his room I followed and they other guy (much bigger) held me while my friend got her dress ripped from the guy she was trying to scream but he had her mouth taped after that he fucked her and she just cried and looked at me.
The guys eventually got caught and went to jail

Only one i feel bad about posting it but its kinda hot too. I wanted to see her naked so long

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me too

He might be referring to niggers as wild dogs?

Pics or bust

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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>I worry sometimes
>I don't know how to feel
>I worry
>how to feel
>worry
>feel

I dream about fucking my best friends girlfriend.

give us some sort of proof, buddy.

Ok, so, making it really short
>Be me, 21
>havent had sex since last relationship, about 3 years
>be desperate for sex
>one of my best friends has a gf, she isnt that cute though, probably a 6/10 or 7 depending on the day ( girl on the right )
>be at a party at friends house
>everyone is there
>there is always a room that my friends leaves open if anyone hooks up and wants to do something there
>getting drink, his gf comes and asks for a drink, i make her a really quick (and shitty) pina colada, and she really likes it
>everytime im making a drink she comes with me to drink it
>the party goes on and we are both really drunk
>her bf is talking to our friends and doesnt even notice her leaving that much
>we hang out a bit in the kitchen and eventually we kiss for some reason
>she grabs me quickly to the room so no one can see us and locks the door
>we start kissing more and more and she goes down on me
>pretty incredible bj, one of the best ive ever received
>she grabs my cock and starts rubbing against her pussy
>we suddenly hear everyone laughing out loud in the living room
>we look at each other for a bit without doing anything
>I say that i cant do it, that he is my friend and it would be too awkward and really shitty, more than i was already
>she totally agrees
>we leave the room one by one making sure no one sees us
>We get back to the living room with drinks and no one notices it
Been 2 weeks already, dont think he knows, neither one of us has told him yet, but i feel really really shitty
Pic related, its the girl on the right btw

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Nice! Lucky you user, wish I have that chance with my sis

My 20 years old friend fucked the 63 years old dude I live with the other day in the kitchen, I heard them all night.

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When I went to a friends house I took my friends older sisters panties (she’s 24) and jerked off with them and then busted a nut all over his blanket

don't make a life out of this user. it's a dark place to end up :(

It's been my life since i was 13 fuck off I'm happy

Any particular reason you want to end it mate?

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It's not. The pelvic floor doesn't have that kind of separation of powers. There are too many involuntary muscle movements that are all link together. Source: someone who's pelvic floor failed hard-fucking-core when they were in their mid-20's

Fuck, howd that happen?

she is more than a 6 for though imo, probably an 8 or a 9, her tits look great

One more because im about to cum and you always could user

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Uh I don't think I've done anything majorly wrong lately. I masturbated and told a lie. Thats about the worst of it.

Mines 14, doubt she has nudes yet. Thanks for sharing user

Helped my friend get out of psychiatry and like, he got home with us. We got high and then they just fucked.

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okay well I'm glad ur happy. I didn't mean to project onto somebody else

I found vitex, exercise, prayer, and hypnosis helped me break the habit. I honestly don't remember the last time I jacked it. Been at least a year and a half.

This is really fucking hot. Well done, and keep sharing a few more!

I had 2 cousins who were sending nudes when they were 12 you never know anymore

I like showing guys on Yea Forums and kik photos of my best mates girl ,who i wanna fuck bad, and hear how they'd use her

Kik me nocashkilla

posted pictures of my gf on wwyd threads because i get off to cuck stuff but i dont think id ever let her cuck me and now im im afraid shes going to get noticed from over exposure. I hate this fucking retarded fetish.

On which side of the wall?

I worry my BF still has feelings for his ex, and I take out my anger on his ficus, which he got from her when they were still together. When he's not around, I shout at it, insult it, question it's value as a plant, and one time I put my used tampon in its soil, but that was excessive.

I telepathically communicate with aliens

Such bullshit. I dumped a load this morning without peeing a drop.

Wow.

Yesterday I was getting fucked while wearing my sister's swimsuit and had the best orgasm of my life 10/10 would use grindr again

Details?

But had you already peed earlier though? That's the question. Ideally, I'd like to have total bowel, pelvic separation.

Why?

While you watched?

Details pls

ive started to become brainwashed to porn and turned a little bit gay for manuel ferrara

I smell stranger's hair I'm a huge creep and I know it.

Keep fucking with that bitch

I loved him in Twin Peaks.

Is that you Patty?

I GOTTA PISS!

I like this story and would subscribe to Netflix if videos of this were available.

I am a big fan of yours. Keep living the dream.

I truly believe that this world would be such a better place if there were no niggers. Tired of being hindered by groid pandering.

I left the house for the first time in over a year today.

Don’t off yourself. Take a trip, start working out, or do shrooms. Any of those can help hugely.

How'd you afford taxes/bills then?

I like dressing up like a woman and going outside hoping to get molested or raped

Married but infatuated with another woman who I've fucked.

i just it to be over but cant do it. too much soy in my body

Also I actually got caught smelling people's hair twice and now the school thinks I'm a huge creep.

I find it super sexy that you are about to force your loser bf to pay to raise your boss’s superior offspring. This is the ultimate expression of feminine power. I hope you are getting off on crushing him with it....I sure am.

inheritance.

>Brainwashed to porn
Explain.

I like to wear my gfs lingerie when i fuck her

I love to share all my gf nudes and my two exs

from the ages of 10-13 I used to do gay stuff with a kid 2 years younger than me.

People would think I'm a jerk if I said this in public, but... I really don't care about random mammals getting killed half the world away. No matter how douchey the hunter. Like when that dentist killed a lion everybody started crying and even made death threats to a dentist with the same name? I got so annoyed with all the whining I actually started to root for the dentist.

a 13 year old tries to rape you, wyd

i literally cant stop watching porn, its the only thing that gets me off. tried thinking of other things like exs or girls id fine cute. nope. worst bit is i exercise regularly and have an alright social life. but id spend fucking hours watching porn at night.

Submit

Pics?

i recommend cutting yourself off from porn for a long time and increasing interactions with girls (sexual ones), hopefully that'll help

porn sets unrealistic expectations and can make performing for a real girl difficult, it's actually quite common in people who watch too much porn

Lol no one cares. Guys w/hair shave it.

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used to save and distribute CP online when i was 13. i didn't watch all of it, was't aroused by it either, it was just taboo curiosity.

When I was a summer camp lifeguard, I got distracted making out with one of the female counselors. A kid drowned. He was literally retarded and a little deformed. I told everyone I was watching him and that he freaked out. They believed me.

getting off this site might also help aswell lol

I found a couple weeks ago my gf is cheating.I havent said anything because of how I found out. Been jerking off to it instead of doing anything.

or at least off of Yea Forums, go to a less porn infested board

I used to eat my sisters pussy when I was 12 and she was 15, she never let me fuck her but i used to eat that shit on the daily for 4-5 months

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how'd you find out, and how are you jerking off to it, pictures or are you sitting in a dark corner watching them do their thing

she hot?

Lol just cum faster you retard and get on with your day

happens to the best of us, right?

>cum faster
how does that help einstein

can someone tell me im a terrible person.
No particular reason why I just wanna hear it

you're a terrible person

she has DD's and was blonde now burn. her tits were just comin in, it was great

Post more of her tits

You're an amazing person

but yes

I have a friend who is very beta and gets off on humiliation and I "make" him take creep shots of his wife and daughter for me, he enjoys pleasing me.

envious, wish i was able to have a fuck buddy, or at least a somewhat fuck buddy at that age

My wife dresses me in my mom's lingerie and pegs me. There's something broken in my brain but she loves seeing me so helpless and exposed. tbh I love feeling that way too...

gdi how could you say something that mean user im gonna go kms now

have a pic of her?

there's an old coworker I want to bang but her personality is not my style but I also don't want to like make her angry and stuff, I just want to put my dick in her mouth and have her sit on my face

You're ok

I changed my name and moved away from my hometown when I was a kid. After my little brother had a freak out and murdered our sister. Nobody in my life now knows any of this.

No. I could have peed earlier, but didn’t.

Not that I really care, but the “pelvic floor” nonsense was just offensively retarded.

Your probably black am I right?

You're an unironic inspiration, user. I too would like to conquer this "pelvic bowl" challenge. Any tips?

1. did drugs since 14
2. jack off to though of kissing a tall, grey-haired Polish priest from local Catholic church (he said i have a beautiful voice once and i got butterflies in muh dick from it) i'm hetero aside fromm it
3. jack off to rekt threads

Damn yo

Same?

You will confess this on your deathbed.

I forgive you. And I bet his parents were secretly happy he’s gone.

I found out from snooping through her phone. Shes a nurse and she had a text msg. All I saw was a dick pic and a message saying 'cant stop thinking about you. i've never gotten head like that before, i get discharged sunday, when do you work next?'
and her response which was 'now i need to change my undies. i work friday and satruday'
along with a little sexting about what they wanted to do to each other.
i jerk to that pretty much and am just kind of confused overall.

i feel like my life is going nowhere and i tried killing myself a few weeks back but the thought of my family and gf either finding my body or just hearing news breaking them stopped me. I havent been able to muster myself to tell her either because i dont want her worrying.

I got into a really bad place with some really bad people. Violent, BDSM freaks. Managed to escape, and now I'm hiding out in the attic of my childhood home. Mom and Dad are long gone, but my brother is moving back. He doesn't know I'm squatting, and he's bringing his wife... who I had a fling with. This will be unpleasant.

Figure out how to film it and release the videos.

You disgust me.

I arranged to fist some fat sluts pussy but backed out because I'm a scared nerd.

Now the website I met her on is gone.

Anyone know a good fishing forum?

I've a coworker that I feel is trying to get my attention by bending over in front of me whenever possible and swaying her hips like mad whenever she knows I am watching and while I really want to smash I am scared to exit my comfort zone

Sounds like she would also get off on watching you get assraped by a massive black buck

when i was 16 i came home to my sister (14) getting fucked by two chads in her own bed. shes always been insanely attractive and i would always get flack from my friends (some of which she would go on to fuck) and so i soon developed this brother/sister cuck kind of fetish.

I got my cat to lick my balls ten years ago. It didn't feel that good though.

HAHAHA pics of the ficus or you're lying. You broke me. Definitely not the healthiest way to deal with jealousy

"Anything for a friend."

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I’ll admit to having slow voiding due to being significantly older than you.

Does that smell like victory to you?

x2, I actually like it when I think they notice, huge creep

just dont...

At least it will be interesting.

Just tell her that you guys should get a drink some time. The booze will help you take the next step.

Get a dog

I've been studying voodoo and occult stuff. I'm hoping to be reincarnated as something humanoid but supposedly inanimate. Like a doll. I want to my close to a child and able to get away with anything. That's my fantasy.

Well your fantasy is fucking retarded

Interesting, I personally don't like it b/c then they purposely get away from me if they can and I can't smell their amazing smelling hair no more.

Hmm sounds like good old freddy to me but sure

I want to get ravanged by this guy we studied in my Afro-American History course. He was a prominent painter and the son of a slave. He was lynched after he impregnated the rich man's daughter he was hired to paint. I looked at the portrait and she actually looks like me... or maybe that's my fantasy eyes.

She made me cry in front of my older sister once, so ya might be better if it's a stranger next time. Still scary tho. I don't wanna find out if getting my asspussy ripped open hurts more or less than watching him rip her open while I cry on the bed. what cuts deeper? the ass pain or the heart pain?

i got coerced into giving a blowjob to an older friend of a friend while on a date to the movie theater

What was his name?

>I have gotten into an incredible amount of fights in my life and instigate fights just so I can beat the shit out of someone and hold their life in my hands.
>I used to violently abuse cats and horses when I was growing up to the point where I killed one horse by starving her and 2 cats, one by choking until death and one smashing it's head in with a door
>I always verbally instigate my cousin when we drink until he throws hands and then I pin him down and choke him out until he passes out...I always maintain the choke after he passes out until I start to think he might die. He never remembers this the next day, this has happened about 5 times.
>My friend and I got jumped by two mexicans and when I got a hold of the crowbar I beat the one to a pulp while my friend just watched disgusted then I handed the crowbar to the other mexican and told him to take his friend away, my friend doesn't ever talk about it
>I once found a dead homeless man and I just sat there for 20 minutes looking at the body before I walked away, never reported it.
>I pretend to empathize with people to gain their trust and learn secrets about them because it makes me feel good to be able to hold their reputations, relationships, or freedom in my hands, though I know that I will never tell their secrets to anyone
>I think I am legit a psychopath but everyone I'm around thinks I'm a great person.
>I'm probably just an edgelord, idk

I pretend to be my ex when I 'bate.

I don't even like her anymore, and would never try to get back together with her. But the thought of being HER gets me rock hard.

I've even done little things like installing her favorite dress-up game on my phone, sometimes shaving everything below the neck, or wearing undies like hers. And more. Man I'm fucked up.

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KYS, you unloyal scum

The first time I ever orgasmed was at 12, rubbing my dick on my sister's cat. It kept moving so I had to pet it to keep it happy. Came buckets and put the cat outside so I wouldn't have to explain why it had crunchy fur.

When was the first fight that you got in that you can remember?

Also, what were your parents like?

Holy shit unironically kys why would you kill a cat.

Uh, would you say it was rapey of you?

Daniel Robitaille

proof ?

No, maybe I should have said we did guy stuff together rather than to him.

Details?

First fight I ever got into was in kindergarten, picked a fight with an older kid who was being a dick to me. When my younger brother got older we fought a lot and he was crazy so it was legit fights, to the point that he stabbed me once when in a fit. I always avoided injuring him and instead used chokes and holds to get control of him until he calmed down. To this day that's usually how I fight people.

My parents are actually amazing. Nothing wrong with them that I know of and they are probably some of the best people I know.

To this day I don't really know. I recognize how wrong it was and I have no clue why I did it but I did it for like a year. It worries me to this day.

Continue nigga

Could this somehow rationally evolve into you asking to being cucked?

And also, I tried to kill myself once but the shotgun shell musta been super shit because it misfired and nothing happened. I cried for a minute then just put everything exactly where it was and told no one.

What got you into that bad place with those bad peeps?

I'm glad you realize it was wrong. The kys was a troll anyways

Pics of the painting, pic of you?

I like getting fucked by dudes but I'm not gay

I don't remember much, as I was just a baby, and my parents were obviously guarded with this information. But he was six, our sister was 17, and he just.. snapped. Grabbed a butcher knife and killed her. He hasn't said a word since. Still in a maximum security mental facility. I've never visited, and I don't want to.

I'm able to do it sometimes when i take a shit in a public restroom. I just sit on the toilet and the shit comes out first withouth me peeing.

ah you piece of scum, you had me going, kys

I didn't really like the movie Titanic

Yeah dude, It was when I was 14 and looking back it may have been some fucked up coping mechanism for some of the things going on at the time. My sister had gotten raped by my childhood friends father who also happened to be my dad's best friend at the time and that led to her attempting suicide a few times until she eventually went to a psych ward for a bit. I was also getting bullied a lot because I was super poor and looked like shit. I can't imagine that would have been a coping mechanism for anyone else with those things going on so I can only think that it's something wrong with my brain. I am and always have been a very violent person and I'm always on the edge of really hurting someone but all those fights with my brother forced me to control my shit. Probably the only reason I haven't killed anyone yet

I was just in a really weird time of my life. A lot of drugs and messed up sex. Nothing did it. I was a sensation seeker, but I just felt numb. This club was into some freaky stuff that scared even me. Outer limits or pain and pleasure, just open the door and it's all yours. But they wanted too much. I owe them a bunch of money and I think they take fetish into actual violence.

I’m secretly on hrt to become a trap. My nipples are hurting a lot recently. It has begun...

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when i was 13 yo in my parents car, i got to the back of the car and start masturbate

>:c kys Laurie

I think you want to find out.

And I think doing so will not only bring your marriage to the next level, it will be the most fulfilling thing you ever experience.

You are indeed a psychopath.

I take it you’re big or strong or both.

Please talk in great detail how it feels to hit someone again and again until you know they’re getting close to brain damage or death.

And how do you stop yourself? I imagine it’s incredibly exciting.

As a not big, not strong person I’ll never know the feeling. But I think I’d like it.

My granddad's brother moved back to Ireland and sold me his house cheap. A lot of junk in there, but I found this sack of gold coins in the basement. This could be worth thousands. Finders keepers? It's probably my uncle's, but he's an ocean away...

This is amazing

I think my gf is cheating, and Im to much of a pussy to find out.

Not the guy you're talking to, but its an amazing feeling in the moment. Its something primal. Like... I don't know how to put in words, but in the moment its like "Yes! THIS is life!"
But afterward..... for me personally, thats a whole different thing. When reasoning and I guess humanity set back in...

I think it would be fun but my wife is a total dyke and most black guys aren't into trannies. but I'm not really excited about any more games with my sister so idk

I dont think so. Im definitely confused about some of the shit im feeling, but one thing eating away at me is I dont like the betrayal either.

When I have diahhrea, I go to the movies. There's this cinemax near my house with four men's rooms. They're so clean and often empty. I have freedom, and I don't have to clean it up.

>jerk buddies
Who has these?

If you have "clean-up" you need to lose some fucking weight.

No, it's just when I have diahhrea, which isn't that often.

I slept with my daughter's boyfriend

>You are indeed a psychopath.
I fear you are correct, but I know I'll never seek treatment for it. I just aim to get myself some land in a very rural area and live life as exclusively as possible

>I take it you’re big or strong or both.
I'm only 6 foot and only weigh between 175 and 185 so I'm not all that big or super strong which is probably why I rely on being fairly quick on my feet and using joint manipulation, dirty fighting, or holds depending on who I am fighting. I can also take a hell of a beating while having a smile on my face so that helps too

>Please talk in great detail how it feels to hit someone again and again until you know they’re getting close to brain damage or death.
It just feels really empowering. I don't know why I like it or seek that as I haven''t really had any childhood experiences that made me feel powerless. I've only made someone spasm once after choking them, I ran away and watched them from a bush to see if they'd recover on their own. They did and I was happy about it honestly. I don't know how well I can describe the feeling of feeling someone flail until they go limp while you choke them, but It's both exhilarating and scary because I wanted to lose that control and keep holding but I know that I shouldn't. I also never get into a fight unless I know for a fact I could get away with self defense if I get caught or overly harm them because I know that I don't want to die in prison or ruin my potential careers with a criminal record.

>And how do you stop yourself? I imagine it’s incredibly exciting.
I kind of touched on that up there. I know full well the legal ramifications and getting caught or losing in court would ruin me. I also believe that if I really physically harmed someone or killed them it would be wrong and it goes against the moral code I try to stand by. I think it is either a self-loathing thing or a power thing for me. I like to hold their life, but not take it.

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At coffee shops, I help myself to the tip jar. I figure they've got steady jobs, where as my freelance work is unreliable, so this helps balance it out.

I've been trying to fuck my best friend's gf since they got together. Furthest i've gotten was i kissed her at a party but she regretted it afterwards.

Did you testify?

I had to move across the country to escape my stigma. I was 10 and had been being molested by my cousin for two years. I got mad and tired it. So next time he put his limp dick on my lips and I bite down on it as hard as I coulda part of it came off and I panicked and swallowed it. They couldn’t make me vomit to expunge it and I wouldn’t let them so he never got it back. He still has most of his penis but most of the head is gone from my bite and then surgery. From then on I was the girl who ate her cousins dick. I considered killing myself many times. This is the first time in 25 years I’ve mentioned this in any way. My husband doesn’t even know.

I stole my hot neighbor's dog so I could return it to her. She gave me these delicious donuts as a reward.

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I wouldn’t think any different of you. Must be hard to think about tho

BAHAHAHA this is best story. If it is true than you be damn proud of it

I didn’t date much. Boys avoided me unless it was to tells joke about it.

>Try to shoplift a salad
>Make it to the door
>"Sir! You have to pay for that!"
>Caught. Panic.
>Screw up my face and stutter
>"I thought we pay outside! I pay outside!"
>I toss some coins on the floor and stumble out in odd, jerky motions before running for it.

I met a 13 yr old girl at a rave when I was 15 and we started dating. We had been dating for two days when she tells me her and her sister were abused by their dad and his friend. She gets hot while telling me and goes down on me. She says she both hated and loved what they did to her and she fantasizes about it all the time. Few days later we ditch school to hangout and get high at her house since no ones there. We get there and her little sister is still home. She hid in her closet until their mom left thinking she gone to school with her sister. So I think great no fun now but to my surprise my gf light up a joint and passed it to her sister who then passed it to me. Gf then took two pills. I was nervous as fuck so I didn’t take any. She then gave my two to her little sister. Half hour later they are both in bra and panties dancing in the living room. I tell my gf I want to have sex and we go into her room. Gf is bent over the bed and I’m hitting it doggystyle when her sister busts open the door laughing yelling I know what you guys are doing. I jump under the covers but my gf still stood there ass up pussy out. She told me it was fine and nothing that her little sister hadn’t seen before. And she stayed and watched me fuck her sister figgling and touching herself. That opened up a whole mother can of worms as that girl and her sister took me to a level of depravity I didn’t know I was capable of until i met them. I was on again off again with her for the rest of hs but lost touch shortly after college.

I drugged and fucked a girl

>They couldn’t make me vomit to expunge it and I wouldn’t let them so he never got it back.

Whose they? What was the immediate situation after you bit him? I'm just a bit confused but I get it f you don't want to relive that day in too much detail

Greentexts of BDSM sex please

i want someone to cum on my feet, i'd love to give a footjob. sometimes i fantasize about being put for public use so anyone can use them as a warm fleshlight. i want my feet in a puddle of cum

The doctors and nurses at the hospital. He was rushed to surgery and I was given a rape kit and check up. They asked if it would be ok if they gave me stuff to throw up to see if his part could be saved but I said no and my mom told them to fuck off. I always remember that because my mom doesn’t swear often.

I'm on the diversity panel at work (Apple) and play the good progressive Bernie 2020 cuck but secretly redpill because I hate the fucking snowflakes.

Story?

Story now please

last week i went to a gloryhole and gave my first bj

>my mom told them to fuck off

That is some OG shit right there. Your cousin's while entire life changed from that one day. No matter how long he lives he'll literally never be able to forget that.

Yea but neither can I.

I turned my wife into a web slut. I posted her nudes and videos on here and other sites like temp exposed. Her name was found out eventually. I started posting her full name with her nudes sometimes myself too. Now you can find her nudes just by searching for her name. They have ended up on all sorts of porn sites. I'm sure some of her male friends have probably seen them. She gets reposted all the time on here now too.

I like kittens

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Based.

Moe?

Does she like it? Does she know you did it?

pics?

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Fair enough. Nobody likes to remember their trips to the hospital but that one is a doozy. But hey - you kept the penis in the end, and that makes you a winner in my book.

She found out they got "hacked". She wasn't happy.
I'm not going to post them here to maintain plausible deniability. See above.

You've probably seen them anyway. I've posted them a lot. She's a regular slut on /b

I have 536 pics and 4 vids of your wife

Possibly

first the Freddy story now Jason wtf lol