Can we talk about condoms? I can't seem to fucking use them. I'm a massive dirt bag and sex addict. I often fuck 3 random girls off tinder per week. I basically just coerce them all into fucking without a condom. Because I just can't seem to successfully have sex with a condom. It ruins the entire thing. I just start fumbling around trying to get some stupid thing on, unroll it halfway, it gets stuck, lose my hard on, the girl looks at me like I'm a retard, finally I mush my half flaccid cock in her for some soft serve to try to get my boner back, can't feel shit, can't cum.... every time. Every single fucking time.
What am I doing wrong? I have a fairly big dick - not huge but above average. I've had a few random occasions when I had good sex with a condom on but I can't seem to replicate it. Are some better than others? I've used Trojan bare skin, Magnums, and I can't remember if those were better but I've been using these free ones from planned parenthood lately and I'm wondering if they're part of my problem.
yes condoms fucking suck but they really arent hard to put on m8
Parker Evans
I fucking swear I tried 4 in a row with this girl last night and never managed to roll one more than halfway down my shaft. 3 were the cheap ones pictured and 1 was some random Trojan brand that came in a hard plastic case.
Colton Perry
Always hated condoms. Still do. Never bought magnums because I thought girls would think I’m an arrogant prick. Tried it once and it was MUCH better
Adam Watson
vasectomy
Joseph Gonzalez
But I do want to have kids. Preferably a bunch of bastards littered around the country that never know my name until they're too old for their mothers to collect child support. But I don't want to not reproduce in my life.
Carson Morales
Your only other option is to seek out only uppity sluts on birth control. If you aren't going to do the minimal effort it's gonna have to come from her.
Hudson Morris
Well I'm here asking how to make condoms work fluidly for me.
Jaxon Harris
(but also I do like sluts on birth control and old ladies who can't conceive)
Hudson King
That awkward 30 seconds to put it on would make me lose erection too. Then performance anxiety would tank the mood. What I figured out is to lay on stomach, and while foreplay, sort of covertly dry hump the bed to keep constant erection going and only stop for the 10 seconds of slipping on.
