So fags, if I hypothetically decided to hypothetically shoot myself with a hypothetical 9mm...

More than 1200+ feet per second.
Depends on ammo grain.
Then time it takes for brain and heart to fully shut down.
Hypothetical headshot success

opiods and alcohol OP its painless

This nigga isn’t going to survive one fucking night in the wilderness. This is a stupid fucking idea...

If he doesn't survive he still wins since he already wants to die. Literally nothing to lose here.

That would be a good idea if I had any survival skills. I'd prefer a swift death.

Even in a suicidal state you are still filled with pride. Will you have pride while convulsing on floor? Nope. Cry your eyes out to Christ, talk to Him like He was literally there unironically, tell Him you don't feel His presence but want to. Start the conversation however it has to happen and tell Him. What do youngster to lose? Will all your kike friends say at your funeral "at least he didn't accept Christ and have a joy filled life". Evil exists and you have something guiding your thoughts and actions now that shouldn't be there. All this lack of joy you have will disappear if you let it, and it doesn't matter how bad your circumstances are either.

Any specific region I should aim for? I'm planning on shooting myself in the center of my forehead just above the eyes. I read the prefrontal cortex (region associated with higher mental functions such as thought process, personality and emotion) is just behind the forehead,
but I've also heard the forehead is the most dense region of the skull. Would a 9mm at point blank be able to penetrate the forehead and still have enough momentum to shread through my brain?

You should hypothetically call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.

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Again, what the fuck could be so upsetting that your thinking about offing yourself?

Take the gun. If you fail that badly, then off yourself.

What specifically is "out of options"? Is it a financial ruined or legal prison time thing?

Get a shotgun to insure the immediate destruction of your brain and consciousness if you're planning to go out that way. Get 5 grams of dried psilocybin and eat them while pondering the fact that the jews want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. Stick around and be a soldier for your people. Fight for the future of white children any way you can.

Ensure not insure. Sorry I'm drunk.

I have no pride. And evil is not what is driving my actions. In fact, emotion has no part in this. This is me strictly doing what must be done. If I don't, I will end up with nothing and nobody. I'm on the verge of losing it all. Some people can handle this, but not me. To make a very long story short, I can't survive on my own.

I'm living a life that never began, and it's reaching a grim conclusion.

I knew a guy that commited kys. His wife and him had just separated. We used to hang out a lot one summer, then didn't talk to him for a few years before I heard. Went to his funeral. His wife and mom were devastated. I remember thinking if I'd have gotten a call out of the blue from him if have talked him through it. If you aren't absolutely alone, orphaned with zero family you're an asshole. It ruins the people who survive you because they are angry that you did this and you aren't there to argue with or forgive. Think all you want about how they don't really like you or how some note saying "sorry lol" will mean anything. It's cruel.

I would need time to get a shotgun, and time is something I don't have now.

So if your mom or whomever is caring for you or providing you a lifestyle then tell them what you plan to do after they die ... if you are considering it because your step dad is booting you out or something you're really over stepping. Are you just like 800lb bed ridden or something?

Fastest way to die is to shoot for the kneecap. If by a million to one chance you survive, the gut is the next place to shoot to go out painlessly. Good luck user

God loves you. Understand that he is bigger than all your problems. You are DEFINATELY being oppressed. I want you to try something. Watch this video. And tell me how you feel after. If you go through with this then you will end up in hell. Separated from God. Please don't do anything. He has sent his only begotten son to die for our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness. The other user is right. Talk to God and ask him to send angels to protect you. I pray the blood of Jesus to cover you, he will change your heart. Just ask him

If you deny the soul or God, and think you don't exist after you die, then she difference will 10 seconds with a gun vs 20 seconds with a hanging make? You're murdering yourself, waving a magic wand and turning yourself into an inanimate object like a chair. Does the chair toyboy in care about an extra 20 seconds it too onto die when it was a tree? No, it's lifeless and dead. Go get a lawnmower, crank it in your room, handcuff yourself to the radiator, and you'll have 5 glorious minutes of sweet sweet life left to both regret your choice and fight to save it before the exact same outcome happens and you're a chair.

youtube.com/watch?v=n7RHv_MIIT0&t=143s

Eternity user

Gtfo christfag there is no fucking god

No, I'm not bed-ridden or anything. I can't physically explain my situation. My whole life has been what bad thing after another and the train just never stopped. Now my life is about to hit rock-bottom. Which would be fine, if I could recover. Which I can't. I've lost everyone else. My parents are all I have left, and they're killing themselves everyday. When something inevitably happens, I won't be able to make another move. It'll be game over. Because my life never started. My life didn't unfold correctly. And every effort I made was countered by poor luck and other unforeseeable factors.

There’s no “correct” way for a life to unfold. There’s no rules to anything. You are the decider of your destiny

nigger shut up. I worked myself back up from rock bottom. You sound pathetic. Have fun dying.

You sound really drunk.

I am pathetic. I guess I should've been more forward.

Have you ever head that time slows down immensely before dying? Maybe that’s what happens. And maybe you get stuck in slowmo time filled with pain for ages and ages. Time and physical space are all relative, maybe it’s like the event horizon of a black hole where you never really actually reach the conclusion (death) but things just get slower and slower eternally.

Or maybe you just die faggot

It's hard to believe that right now. When I say my life didn't unfold correctly, what I mean is, it's always been one step forward two steps back. Trying to accomplish anything seems impossible if the right cards aren't in your hand.

>OP I know your tired of life and pain and effort every single day, so before you die go and do all this incredibly tiring stuff even though you have no interest in it or life anymore
Don’t be retarded, OP is far too lazy and has given up. That’s like asking a kid whose already failed a test to write a lengthy essay because it’s good for practice. Fuck that shit

Never heard that before. Can't say I'm really worried about it either.

No it’s going to bounce right off your forehead. Are you stupid?

Kinda read your responses OP

Why bother with suicide? I always felt like if I was ever suicidal I would take out some mega loans, go travel the fuckin world and do some crazy shit. Fuck anyone and everything you want, do whatever drugs you want, jump off buildings, skydive, deep water diving, do some insane fucked up shit like climbing a skyscraper. What's the worst that can happen? You die, but if you're suicidal that doesn't matter.

The best thing that can happen is you find out life is worth living. Why not give that a go?

Don't do it, OP. No suicide method is foolproof, and surviving an attempt will probably leave you as a hollow husk, or at least a cripple. Being stuck inside your body, unable to communicate with anybody until one day you finally die after years of prolonged torture.

It isn't worth it, man. Call a hotline or something.

I can't expect anons to believe me when I say it, but I will say I did everything in my power to prevent this. This is not a suicide out of broken spirit or fractured psyche, this is a suicide out of desperation and inability. This is, in fact, the only option for me.

>wow what an experience life is really worth living
>too bad I now have to spend my time at my 3 jobs paying back all this money I borrowed

youtu.be/SPlW3Ivmpi4

I want detailed ballistics info. I know it will penetrate my forehead, my quesion is: once it has, how much damage will it do and how swift will death be? It makes no difference, honestly. I just wanted to know what to expect.

Well that’s some pussy shit. Figure it out faggot. Don’t kill yourself to get back at people or because you’ve no other option. Kill yourself because you want to kill yourself.

The only thing I’ve heard you say in this thread is that it’s a last resort and unless you do it you’ll be left with nothing. Tell us your story already faggot it’s clear you don’t genuinely want to kill yourself and actually just need advice. Use your brain, if you’re willing to end it all, you’re willing to do what it takes to fix your situation

What even happened?

Google it. No one has ballistics facts on hand for you, it’s going to work though. And keep it pointed at center. I hear the brain stem is what you want to destroy in the back middle of your head.

I would if I could. Sadly, this is the best I can do.

you said "my" 6 times and referred to "I" 8 times.
this is your ego. Meditation and presence helped me brother look in to it.

The enemy must be really upset to use you to attempt to silence God's words to save a life. This is sad. You have a choice. You can give up your rebellion against Him and stop being tormented by demons, or you can aimlessly message me through here in attempts to illicit a response from me pleasing to the Devil. Which I will not. Your efforts are in vain. I can tell you first hand that prayer works. 100 percent within the will of God. If you want to be set free from the onslaught of Satan's plan against your life, using you as a puppet and controlling you, then open your heart to God. Give him a chance to show you he is real. Because I can promise you he is. Any negative curses spoken against me, shall be returned to sender 7 fold. You want to play with fire? Let the fire of the Holy Spirit fill you! In Jesus mighty name

That reality scares me less than the reality I'm about to face.

Suicide is a sacrifice to Satan you fool! Do some research before you condemn your soul to a lake of fire. Stick around and foght the satanic jew motherfuckers that put us all in this position.

Fight not foght*!

I'm not the athiest you're blasting right now, but a different one.
While I do agree with that blathering idiot that there is no god, I also say that if it takes belief in the almighty to save him from wasting himself? It's worth it.
Keep on ye righteous loon. Ye may be a religious nut, but you're a good person and that's what counts.

Now, as for my suggestion.
OP? You hit rock bottom? Want to have meaning in your life, and you have nothing left to lose?
Join the Army.

I’m not one for the whole religion thing and OP doesn’t either stop pushing your preconceived notions of what the afterlife is just because some dude “supposedly” died for your sins. If I write a book now and then hide it for a couple thousand years and then have someone find it will it be true then?
I am not trying to change your mind but I have been there I used to think about it all the time and I still do every know and then. Why do you think it’s the end I promise it isn’t unless you have a legit terminal illness there is always another way. If it’s your location join the military and they’ll ship you away and give you a purpose if that’s what you desire. If it’s you just not liking your life then change it. But at no point should you think taking your own life is your last option or only option. Reach out and talk to someone, it doesn’t have to be someone you know call the suicide prevention hotline. You don’t have to even say you want to kill yourself just talk to them talk about mundane things, the worst thing you can do is dwell on it and not try to improve yourself.

Worst case scenario? You fail to join somehow, and you're back where you are now.
Second worst case, you get deployed and die fighting.
Third worst, you make it out alive with some PTSD.
After that, it's all positives for a man this low in the mental gutter.

You don't have to pay shit back if you're dead from it all. Or if you do live, then file bankruptcy or just live in some other country like Thailand or some shit instead so they don't come after you.

Why can't you? What's stopping you from taking out every credit card you can, every payday loan, every loan shark? Roll it all together and buy a one way ticket to Thailand, some buttfuck part of mexico, some crazy ass place in south america, etc?

Again whats the worst outcome? Someone comes after you and kills you? Better than offing yourself.

Why not pull a bank heist or something if you wanna die, at least try something fun first that most people will never experience.

Wow fuck too are annoying. I’m sure the evidence you speak of is you had a loved one in the hospital and the miracle of prayer saved them not the modern medicine. Or you prayed for a new job and you put in a resume to a new places and they hired you because you had the requirements they wanted. Jesus is fake and the only real lord is Cthulhu

You* not too

fucking die already you faggot attention beggar

hope u survive and stay in comma suffering all your life

That means no more pizza. For eternity. Trillions of years, and no pizza. But, if you hang around a few more years; there's the possibility of more pizza. Do it for the pizza.

This is a difficult question to answer, and honestly, I don't want to share it. But I'll try to make it succinct. Basically, I'm a NEET (not by choice, another long story) who lost his friends, has no reliable extended family, and my parents are killing themselves. My dad can't teach me how to even drive because he's working three jobs and is almost never home. He's seriously bulimic too. His bathroom is right above mine, so occasionally when I go to take a piss I'll hear him purging. My mom is getting old and is a long time smoker. Despite being 22, I have no clue how the world works. I feel like I never grew up. I tried to get into clubs and activities, but either my parents couldn't afford it or kids at school vowed to make my life a living hell. So I never picked up any skills. Basically I'm a child in the body of a grown man and my life is collapsing, and I want out before it's too late.

Fuck dude, don't post high to a suicide thread.

I can't because I basically don't exist. Nor do I have a means to.

Whelp, time to hit Grindr for an older male to fuck you're ass and teach you how to live.

Just go talk to a military recruiter and go start your life. You seem to know how to internet works research what you like to do and see what branch would offer it. The army is the only one that allows you to pick your job so make sure it’s what you want

We got an hero on our hands again fellows

Just join the military if there is anything you like to do find what branch offers it and go for it

Hypothetically, user, your life has value and you're responsible for protecting it. I know that it's hard to see through the shittiness sometimes. I know because I've been having these same thoughts. But your value doesn't come from how you feel. And your worth isn't determined by how you feel. And your responsibilities to love and cherish and protect yourself don't come from how you feel.

Something that's helped me is to try to think of taking care of myself like I would take care of another person. Even if it was difficult, if another life was my responsibility I could never destroy it. So that's helped me to think about how I should deal with my own life.

Love yourself, user. Give yourself the love that you deserve.

You are not for me to judge. This is neither compliment nor a blast. I see the riteousness of God. To save someone's life. If it is his will this user will fail at his suicide attempt. It is dangerous to be in line with Satan. The other user is right. Suicide is a sacrifice to Satan. Think life is bad now? Prepare for eternity with the very same spirits that tormented you on this earth. As an atheist you do not believe in the devil or spirits?

I'll look into it. But I've heard they have high demands. Don't know if that'll go anywhere.

The military lets anybody in, they just care about numbers.

Not fast enough. Shooting yourself has a chance of survival and possibly permanent brain damage.

We got a fat delapitated loser on our hands fellows.

what the fuck?
when you do it, you go in with the intent to spray the whole magazine, ending it immediately

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

How drunk? Asking for a friend

Like the drink. Sorry I'm slightly retarded

come on OP.. before guns people jumped or ran into their own sword, even with guns the japs would cut the main artery running from the upper body to the lower body, sometimes before having someone else shoot them in the head

and here you are asking these questions.. if you're gonna go out don't be a fag about it

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Honestly if you think your royally fucked in life join the military. Not only do you set your self up good in life you help your family as well depending on the branch and benifites

anybody know about .22 all I have. would barrel in the mouth be the best way to go or somewhere else?

youtu.be/1CQ7ThU3Epk
It will penetrate your skull and turn your brain into mush, it might even exit out the back of your skull aswell, shooting yourself with a quality 9mm hollowpoint is certain death

i've done my research on it before. best place would be the temple, just behind the ear. rifle is much better than a pistol because velocity.

>slim chance you'll die instantly
>bigger chance you'll die later the same day or a couple of days later in the hospital since .22's fragment a lot and they can't take out all the pieces scattered all over your brain leaving you with internal bleeding and infection of the brain
>small chance you'll survive

i've seen pictures of .22lr going into a dears head and out the other side, also seen pictures of the round getting stuck into a human skull, fracturing it and causing nothing but intense pain. it's hit or miss

youtube.com/watch?v=MIBjooBUrGs
she died 14 hours later

user, it would be better to think about why you want to die and what you can do about it. Don't just go along with it. Take ownership. It's the only life you'll ever have.

Aim for the temple and Upwards