Thinking about applying to Walmart because there is one next to my house and I need money...

Thanks

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>I got more pussy working at WalMart then at any other job I ever had

We can't just gloss over this. Did the pussy come from coworkers, customers, or what? Why was this environment more conducive to obtaining pussy than others? Please elaborate.

Well, aren't you a special little snowflake that you can't handle a little customer bullshit! Yeah, I can see why you quit. It wasn't because the job was hard but because you're so fucking weak!

you are low IQ lolololol

manager here, customers suck and they're retarded and like to argue and demand things.

Unless you're deaf and blind and have NO sense of smell at all then you do NOT want ANY Walmart pussy! Trust me on this one! You'll thank me later!

Yeah, so what? What's your point? Did you sleep through the cashier training classes or what? They teach you how to deal with those shits you know. Let me guess... You were too busy smoking weed to go to the training seminars. ;)

Some of it was coworkers but most of it was customer and a few of my managers that made it easy to "Train" me with the power equipment
>do NOT want ANY Walmart pussy!
You a fag or are you lost? Your on /b we fuck anything that has a hole

>training seminars.
what store are you talking about? certainly not walmart.

do overnight stocker. The 'people of walmart' is real

You're going to hate your co-workers and your customers.

you will end up hating it and the general public if you work at one. starting off they make around $10 an hour, so it’s not too bad in that aspect. but dealing with retarded customers and managers will make you wish death upon everyone you see

that's what I'm thinking about doing.

dude its obvious you've never worked at walmart

go to school so you can get a better job

death is not sadistic enough those idiots.

>Me: “Can I help you?”
>Customer:“I’m looking for non-fiction.”
>Me:“What kind?”
>Customer: “Just non-fiction.”
>Me: “Okay…do you want history? Or science? Psychology??Business?”
>Customer: “No, just NON-FICTION!”

>Customer: “Tell me; is your cleaning solution toxic?”
>Me: “You mean the stuff we use to clean fresh ear piercings?”
>Customer: “Yah, that stuff.
>Me: “Well no sir, I don’t believe it’s toxic. There isn’t really anything in here that–”
>Customer: “–because I ingested a whole bunch of it!”
>Me: “Why?”
>Customer: “I was out of mouth wash. I needed mouth wash.”
>Me: “But it isn’t mouth wash…it’s used to clean piercings…”
>Customer: “I know, do you think I’m stupid?! That’s why I’m worried!”

>Customer:“These things don’t work! They are hard to swallow and I nearly choked to death.”
>Me: “Ma’am, they are suppositories. You don’t swallow them, you insert them rectally.”
>Customer: “What does that mean?”
>Me: “You unwrap them and insert them in your rectum.”
>Customer: “What’s my rectum?”
>Me: “Ma’am, please forgive me, but your rectum is your butt hole.”
>Customer: “Well up yours too!” *stalks off*

A shithole.

ive worked at walmart for 9 months now, i'm CAP 2 which is the worst but easiest position to get hired for. ama

Overnight stocking is the easiest fucking job you'll have in your life.

there is only one job to get at walmart ... night stocker. you come in late at night and stock shelves until early morning. it's a great shift once you get used to it. you don't interact with customers. you spend most of the time loafing around in the loading bays. the customers that do come in are the late night oddballs. sleep all morning, fuck around in the afternoon and evening, loaf around all night and get paid.

whats the night stock hours?

normally 10pm to 7am

>>Customer:“These things don’t work! They are hard to swallow and I nearly choked to death.”
> >Me: “Ma’am, they are suppositories. You don’t swallow them, you insert them rectally.”
> >Customer: “What does that mean?”
> >Me: “You unwrap them and insert them in your rectum.”
> >Customer: “What’s my rectum?”
> >Me: “Ma’am, please forgive me, but your rectum is your butt hole.”
> >Customer: “Well up yours too!” *stalks off*
>>>
>Anonymous 03/04/19(Mon)21:25:19 No.794180524▶
Rectum? Damn near killed im!!!

Asset protection is the best job.Get to bust shoplifters and make fun of them right to their faces. They are too stupid to figure it out,Plus they go to jail.

so sleep from 9-4 ewww doesnt give you much fuck around time. Do the Walmart Markets that close at 12 have night stockers also?

Go for it dude, WalMart's the best. There's a program where they help you get a college degree, too. You should definitely look into that one.

all the big chain stores do. markets, walmart, w/e.

Don't I worked there worst job I've ever had they treat their employees like garbage

I work at walmart now. Go for it.

Its not bad, most customers i deal with arent dicks.

where do you find info about jobs at specific stores...on wm.com it just says needs stockers at various locations. Doesnt say which wm and time of day. Im not going to a fucking wm kiosk.

It's not terrible, but not great either. At least at my store. Managers like me and I like them. I know the store manager personally. I'm a sales floor associate so I do a bit of everything. I often get pulled to do things that aren't in my area tho since I'm one of their better workers. They've offered me dm positions before but I couldn't make it work due to college. Basically if you're on days, the more you know the more you do. Just don't be flakey attendance wise and have a decent work ethic. Sick of all these lazy fucking workers.

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>using greentext incorrectly
Reddit is down the hall and to the left, nigger.

i work in the auto center and i hate it.
the people are great, but i just hate the work. it's just not for me

I think it's jobs.walmart.com. Or is that the one you tried?

>but i just hate the work. it's just not for me
whats so bad about it? i've done some horrible jobs and only 1 i hated, which was line work at a ginseng farm, the line moves extremely slowly and you had to pick roots that were discolored... 15min felt like 4h

Ben?