You must fight a leopard bare handed for 1 minute for 1million USD...

You must fight a leopard bare handed for 1 minute for 1million USD. No one helps you that minute; completely on your own.

Do you win the money?

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Most likely no since a swipe from their claws can scalp you. My plan would be to stick my hand in it's mouth and grab it's tongue, animals always freak out when you do that. Biting it's tongue off would be the second step but there's almost no chance I even get to the first.

make it 10 mil and we got a deal

You'd fucking die

would the leopard have autism?

holy shit, you're right about the tongue thing.

>the case of a 73-year-old man in Kenya who fatally tore the tongue out of a leopard.

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I will fuck this leopard up..

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Do you have to win, or just survive one minute?
If I only had to survive, yes I would do it and win the money.

Kneel down and tuck in a praying position, forearms across the neck and interlock your fingers.
The only thing that the leopard would do it bite your forearms, trying to get the neck. It's easily strong enough to peel your arms away, so you have to be quick on protecting it again.

You would be scared for life, but rich as shix for a bit.

It's kinda a win-win situation
You lose, you die
You win, you get money. Why would anyone say no?

Mind games for a minute wouldnt be too hard. Just face it, look confident, try to creep it out, dont let your guard down. Basically just last for 60 seconds of circling and growling, itll be too hesistant to attack.

Because your bill won't be covered by the money so you either die or become a cripple. So a 50/50

That don't impress me much

Wasn't one of these things filmed eating a fucking alligator?

I must survive for 60 seconds?
>Be loud make roaring noises
>Stomp feet
>Hold arms out to make myself look bigger
>DO NOT back away from the leopard
So long as I can make it unsure of itself for a minute I will win this game without having to actually fight it.

If it does jump on my I'm gonna try and gouge its eyes out.

i maybe would probably piss my pants but whatever i guess

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>autisticlly screech at it make it panic and if it comes in for a fight go all in
>the screaming psychs me and hopefully terririzes this kitten
>for me out weighing the average size by double would hopefully encourage it to just piss off
>jam thumbs into its eyes
>go for tail use cat like a flail

Scream, hoot, and holler autistically while beating your chest and puffing your chest out, eyes bulging. Stay light on your feet and hop around it. You'll make it a minute.

It is a female leopard? If so, are we allowed to penetrate the pussy's pussy?

That was a jaguar. Jaguars are the superior species of cat because they're the best fit for their environment. If they went up against a lion, tiger, or leopard they'd get killed, but nothing in their environment can beat them

either i die or i get some cash
its a win for me no mater the outcome

depends on the mood of it, mate. leopards aren't like lions; they hunt alone.
what you said would probably work for a lion outside of its territory, but a leopard would attack you just based on whether or not it feels like it (imo)

well fuck no

all cats are like this
cats are the #1 dominant apex predators on earth outside of the sea.

Lions and leopards still get gored by buffalo and other shit, elephants can fuck tigers up
Nothing can kill the jaguar except poison

In an all out brawl the chances are slim. But I'd try diplomacy or psychological tricks. Like, maybe if I raised my hands up and started shouting at it in Polish it would curl up in the corner of the arena for one minute. It's a cat afterall.

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Easy win only need 1 hand to shot a gun

>fight bare handed

I agree. I choose to wear to this event a shark bite suit and full plate armor, as well as strap on dildo from bad dragon.

>I'm about to show you why they're called pussy cats


Sure I'll probably get mauled, but I'll survive and fuck the shit out of a predator with a giant dragon cock. Dry.

Shoot

What am I wearing?

I generally wear a nice set of boots, not steel toe but pretty hard. I suppose if i got lucky o could break its jaw with a well timed kick as it came at me.

If that didn't work i would try to get behind it as it plunged at me. Or fall on top of it. Anything to pin it to the ground and give me access to its throat.

Cougers arent particularly strong when compared to a human. A fit human I mean. Not your typical lard ass. They are just very fast and agile. And they really dont need much strength. Their claws are sharp as fuck so they dont need to maul very hard to have good effect. Their jaws are strong though. So anything you can do to make it a sheer strength match would be good.

For example if the fight started with me standing over the cougar facing the same direction I would just immediately fall on it with all my force and it would almost certainly hit the floor. I would then get an arm around its neck and arch my back while fighting my arm. This is my best chance at killing it. Or at least holding it still for a minute.

People misjudge how strong humans are. Yes we are smart but we are by no means defenseless against other animals. Even a well aimed punch to the head or neck could knock the thing out.

Not saying this would be easy. I'm sure 95% of people would be dead or severely injured. But a fit person with some knowledge of combat would stand a fight in ang chance.

lol

Not true, you forgot about Bears mate

I have literally shot four of those
We apex now nigga

Childhood boners

Winrar

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Clown shoes. It has a red tutu on

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I'd give it a go. Either 1 mil or death, win/win. Your only chance of actually winning though would be a decent head punch before it touches you. The human body is full of weak spots, so if that thing isn't down immediately, you're fucked.