iit: bullshit dreams
>be me, sleeping
>wake up and look at your clock
>20 minutes until your shift starts
>start panicking and looking for your phone to call your boss and let him know you'll be late
>wake up for real
>its like 4 in the morning
>cant go back to sleep
Fucking mondays.
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i had a dream i was making out with my mom, im not attracted to her nor is she hot.
>hanging out in a car, driving around the city during the day
>convertible, cute sorta hippy-ish looking chicks
>they're all touchy feely, one is sitting on my lap, spend the whole ride caressing each other in a semi-sexual way
>one girl isn't wearing a bra under her shirt, lay my head on her chest and her nipples are hard
>drive to go meet up with some other people, waiting for them to come out of their building
>wake up and realize i'm severely starved of female attention and i'll never live in a situation like that
the weird thing is, i'm not into anything like that at all. i'm not a hippy, i'm not a free spirit like that, i don't give a shit about riding in cars with chicks trying to live some faggot indie playboy lifestyle, so why did i dream it?
I had 2 different dreams where I almost had sex with my sister, and 1 where we had sex. I woke up cumming. Twisted my head up a bit..
We never got along, turns out that kind of dream is some kinda subconscious yearning for a better relationship or something.
I used to think dreams meant something, like it was my subconscience trying to tell me something. After talking to enough people, its probably more like the random thoughts that pop up when we're awake. But because we're 'in' these dreams, we can actively interact with them, which I think is influenced by the subconscience like suggests.
Maybe. The first 2 times I woke up thinking "wtf". The last time was fucked up. Made shit weird for me. Then i found out about the subconscious thing, and wondered if similar had happened to her.
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>somehow fuck bestfriend
>after i finish my penis kept on leaking
>wake up and dick actually leaking boxers soaked in pre.
I don't fucking understand why my bestfriend. She's not even beautiful.
>meet a girl in a library
>she has four legs upfront
>she complains that she uses two seats in buses
>suddenly i'm in a hospital
>hospital is built on a giant alligator in the middle of the sea, swimming un circles
>fucks up something but can't remember what
>has to tell my parents (even if i'm a grown adult) and knows i'll get scolded
>but it's cold in my hospital room
>looks through the window
>the moon has shattered and there are small earthquakes
>giant wall of snow comes from somewhere and cover the whole window even at the 4th floor
>guess i won't have to tell mum that i fucked up something after all
I'm not even making this up.
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I have a recurring dream that after I finish my electrical engineering degree in college that I have to go back to high school and finish a few classes there. I have another dream where I forget my locker combination in high school because I didn't keep it written down. I had it memorized at first, but it became so second nature that I no longer remembered my class schedule and eventually forgot it and missed class. I also have similar dreams about forgetting my locker combination. These things never happened in real life.
*class schedule
I get those dreams all the time.
I'm pretty sure that it's my antidepressants.
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I´ve had multiple dreams in where the girl i love tells me she loves me too, after a great fucking afternoon i arrive to my house feeling happy, then some minutes later i wake up.
Puts me on a bad mood for a good chunk of the day.
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I'll dream about my long dead cat on occassion. Tears me up for the first couple of minutes in the morning.
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One thing i dont really enjoy about most of my dreams, is that sometimes things im doing in the dream seems like if i was playing that on a videogame and it becomes real life again... its really strange to explain.
My guess is that my life lies too much on videogames and my subconscious mind uses those experiences.
Im a videogame developer so cant do shit about it.
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Not sure if it's drugs you are taking or drugs you need to be taking. Seek help
Not long ago I dreamt my stepdad was doing frottage on me and when I tried to fight back my arms were all weak
The most bullshit dream of them all:
>Sleeping
>Gotta pee
>Get out of bed
>Walk down hallway
>Open bathroom door
>Actually feel the knob
>Turn on lights
>Walk in front toilet
>Pee never felt so warm
Middle school was never the same
Last of the folder. Hope it gets distributed far and wide.
Sweet dreams nerds.
>be me, stocking shelves at Target
>everything seems normal except it's all fuzzy and off color, like I'm watching it on a broken tv
>boss comes and tells me to work faster, like he does every day
>turn around and there's a palette of shit next to the shelf
>I mean instead of merchandise there's a giant pile of excrement on it
>wake up
That job sucked donkey balls. I don't miss it one bit.
>talk with some cute girl I knew irl years ago
>hold hands and shit
>anything normal people do
>actually feel loved
>wake up
>kissless virgin with no contact to girls
Always fucks me up. For a second it's like the chemical balance in my brain is what it would be if someone actually loved me.
This lmao. Waking up feeling normal and realizing that you've been living with cold loneliness for so many years is a bit like descending back into it from the start again. Why would the brain do this to itself.
> driving a train in a matrix like simulation
> because of my retardation train derails next to some old mansion in between 2 hills
> find a giant large sword collection
> turns out guy who lives there is a giant
> i like weapons so i make a deal with him
> if i can beat up a bunch of ukranians and germans i get a sword
> go outside
> theres a whole army of 40 cm tall ukranian and german knights standing on the side of a hill
>on top of the hill there is the house of the leader of those midgets
>rip_and_tear_untill_it_is_done. Mp3
>eventually get to the house
> theres a guy who looks like the anorexic version of gerald of rivia who was probably a closet fag too
> knock him out with one punch
> find his wife
> try to cuck him
> shes not resisting
> about to put my dick inside her
Cont.
> her 80 year old mother comes in and asks if we want some cookies
> she leaves and i try to fuck that faggots wife again
> cant get hard again
> cant cuck that fag
> fag wakes up
> he forgives me
And the rest i dont remember
Wait do people actually have those movielike dreams? I mean the ones where it just goes on and on and it's just a big trippy mess. My dreams are always pretty short. Sometimes it feels like a longer period of time but not that much ever happens in one dream or at least I don't remember it if it does.
Also, nothing that weird ever happens in my dreams. Sure, there might be some oral sex with Tywin Lannister in the bathroom of my childhood home but never any flying elephant heads chanting the lyrics to macarena while I'm sublimating over the moons of jupiter.