Hey /b my mom found all my puss bottles under my bed and she won't stop yelling wtf do I tell her

Hey /b my mom found all my puss bottles under my bed and she won't stop yelling wtf do I tell her

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Piss bottles

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Puss bottles is really more disturbing than piss bottles.

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quit hiding bottles of piss under your bed your bed ya rick and morty fanboy

What makes you think I'm a rick and Mort fan boy. I just piss in the bottles so I don't have to walk to the bathroom and deal with it later

Been in the same boat. Here's what you do:
1. Don't say a thing. Let it blow over
2. Stop saving the bottles. Also, stop using multiple bottles.
3. Buy a gallon jug of Hawaiian Punch. Drink it. Use that single solitary gallon jug for pissing.
4. Hide it better you fucking goblin.

Fuck bottles, just go on the floor like the filthy animal you are.

Puss bottles

Do you live in a castle or something? How far can the bathroom be from your room?

>69
>nice

You deserve it you disgusting fuck, just hope she doesn't ground you from fortnite.

Thanks

Not far it's just more convenient to piss in that then to leave my room in the middle of the night and go all the way to the bathroom

sauce!

I hope she beats you with a fucking brick. Lazy log sucking bitch

What do you mean by puss bottle?

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You should be throwing those out when you get the chance not hoarding them under your bed...... Fucking moron.

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The bigger question is....where do you shit?

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>Not far it's just more convenient to piss in that then to leave my room in the middle of the night and go all the way to the bathroom

So what you are saying is that you are really lazy?

No I'm not lazy it's just more convenient

How long does it take to walk to the bathroom and piss man? 1-2 minutes? Pissing in a bottle and stashing it under your bed isn't convenient, its lazy. Also pretty disgusting. No wonder you mom is yelling at you about it.

Toilets make you uncomfortable? Too many germs?

Uhh that means lazy

No it doesn't if you were in my position you would do the same

Well enlighten us of your position oh He Who Pisses in Bottles for Convenience

OK when I'm watching something or playing something I can just go in the bottle instead of going to the bathroom or in the middle of the night if u have to go to the bathroom I can just use the bottle I can keep going if you want

Right what you need OP is a giant bathtub.
You just sit in the bathtub.
If anyone asks why your in a bathtub say DUH I'm taking a bath.

Problem solved.

You do know you can pause shows and games? I do just that quite often. Even if I'm playing a game online, I wait till I die or just take the minute it takes to piss in a toilet. You can try and say it's more convenient, but in all reality, you are lazy and kinda gross. Good luck finding somewhere else to hide your laziness so your mommy doesn't yell at you again.

I get it user. I did this.

> No it doesn't if you were in my position you would do the same

You're wrong sadly, as not everyone thinks like you. Basically, you can carry on your way and deal with any potential fallout - or you can stop doing it because most people think it is gross.
(no fallout ever).

I never understood why anyone would use piss jugs. Its not like going to the bathroom really takes that long.

She's concerned.
Because that kind of behavior is mental illness.

I would bet the real issue is OP doesn't want to:

- Interact with family members
- Get told off for being awake late at night playing video games

"if you were in my position" literally every single person is regularly in the position of having to piss 1 while watching something or 2 in the middle of the night

literally everyone

Tell her it’s the way of the road. If she doesn’t like it, drill one of those dirty fuckers right down the hallway.

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