I'm sick of all these pseudo gay feelings

I don't drink. At all. I never started.
You know that point where people normally start drinking socially with friends and learn all that shit? I never did that. There's no point.

The cure for that is to become more manly.
Keep your semen in your sack.
Exercise and gain muscle mass.
Eat plenty of protein.
Fuck bitches.
Profit.

I do eat lots of protein, although I don't work out as much as I should. I'm no longer fat at least.
I'm really not into the whole manliness thing though, except as a means of attracting women. I want to look good though.

A GF isn't going to fix that. And in fact, will likely make things worse.

You are very possibly a closeted bisexual, if not a closeted gay. If you're in the midwest, most of the gays you're going to find are going to be heavily closeted or violently open, since anything moderate is stamped on. My suggestion? Get to one of the coasts. (It doesn't really matter which one.)

This is awful advice.

I'm east coast already.
I know I'm not gay. I don't know to what extent I'm bisexual, because whenever I get the motivation to actually experiment, I have a change of heart and pussy out.

You don't have to be a stereotypical Chad, just be yourself, except more confident (from keeping your semen in your sack), and more physically fit (from doing push-ups and sit-ups everyday).
I'm telling you man, I used to think I was gay when I was young. I only fucked dudes (I was bottom), dated dudes, hell even lived with dudes (boyfriends), and as I got older I started doing those few things I listed and now I only eat and pound pussy my nigga.

faggots are generally annoying no matter where you are

Explain to me how that isn't good advice.

>There's no point.
The point is to bring down the walls a bit, to lessen the anxiety. It sounds like you're scared of what you'll find. Given your previous statements, you sound like you have quite a bit of internalized hate going on.

>get drunk and be a gay slut or else you hate yourself
Don't listen to this man OP.

Upping your T levels is just going to make you more sexually aggressive. And if that outlet isn't being met with what your sexuality wants, that's just going to end up making you more repressed and angry. You can fuck all the bitches you want, but if what you really want is to be giving head or bottoming, then you're just going to end up being sad.

find a boy
dick him down good and hard
get it all out of your system

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>you sound like you have quite a bit of internalized hate going on
In all honesty I do.
I don't think not jerking off will make me more confident, but there might be other hormonal benefits. I'm willing to give it a try.

Hmm. Might depend where on the east coast. I'm west coast, but I've heard east coast is ok. YMMV.
>I have a change of heart and pussy out
Understandable, but this is what people generally use the booze for, to overcome that anxiety.

>make you more sexually aggressive
That's the point. You become more aggressive and less submissive.
user isn't even sure that he wants to give head. Sure he's thought about it, but he doesn't know if he wants to follow through with it.
What I'm proposing is a way to become more aggressive and less submissive.

I think the ideal for me (OP) is to find a woman who prefers taking the lead. I would not mind going down on a woman either.

Nofap is also a meme, and basically only and issue if it's either A) you're doing it so much that it's interfering with your life, or B) you aren't being assertive/confident enough naturally. It will make you more aggressive/horny, but that's not always what you want.

I love surfboard potato so much

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That would be valid as well, although they are pretty thin on the ground. I do not envy you.

I actually know that I enjoy and prefer being submissive (for reasons), but I seem to have a hard time getting over the fact that the other person is a man. I like women.

I'm not saying you can't jerk off, I'm just saying that if you keep your semen in your sack, you will, like you said, experience hormonal benefits, which in turn will change your attitude and mentality for the better.

Okay, I know this is a hard pill to swallow, but I'm telling you man, the ONLY people who say that nofap / semen retention is a meme, are the people who haven't tried it.

aggressive != toppy.
It just means that you'll take chances you'd normally think twice about.

what a blessing

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Regardless of if it makes you more toppy or not, being more confident/aggressive is beneficial.

I'm in a kind of similar situation to OP as a closeted bisexual. My advice is don't do any gay shit. It's easy to be closeted bi, just get a gf.
Gays are mostly degenerates anyway (not sayin thereally are no good ones). The disease risk alone makes it not worth it. Also I'm only interested in monogamy which seems to be fundamentally incompatible with the gay lifestyle.

Nah nigga. You gay

Confidence is good, yes.
I have massive social anxiety problems, but having more confidence IRL would definitely help me I think. I'm willing to try, although I have a hard time after a couple days with wanting to jerk off.

Uhh...yeah, I have tried it. It made me lots quicker to anger, a lot less thoughtful, and much more prone to agress on situations that could even be remotely sexual. While that can be a good thing, I viewed it as somewhat rapey. It was not a good look for me.

*not saying there are no good ones
piece of shit phone

Haha! You posted an anime chick whose face is shaped like a cock and balls. You gay!

I wanna slurp that up

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Nigga, I used to only go to the grocery store at 3am because I had crippling anxiety. Now, just the other day, I told a girl she was beautiful at the grocery. A complete 180! You just gotta power through it man, and you will be better because of it. I promise you that.

You got to channel that shit nigga. You gotta take that excess energy and aggression and do something productive with it, such as exercising.

I've also considered that. Although I don't agree with you on gays.
I'm sure if I just got a gf then these feelings would go away.

Cum on cake seems like it would taste really gross

I've had a gf before, I know I'm not gay.

Cum already tastes gross, but I guess if you're already in the mood, it could be arousing because it's kinda kinky that way.

And if they don't?
(And it is possible to get girlfriends that are ok with experimentation like that, especially if it means an MMF threesome for them.)

I'm gonna try it one day

Well then fuck me I guess.
I will want to make sure that whoever I end up dating is ok with bisexual men, regardless of whether or not I am actually bisexual.

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Pass. I'm not really a gym rat, and chicks aren't really into the whole bara look anyway.

Good call. There's a lot of women who will take it badly, so you'll have to be careful about it. Especially if they start feeling that they are a stepping stone (to a guy) or a non-complicit beard.

Bro, you don't to go full Chad.
Just do push-ups and sit-ups inside, and go run a couple miles down the street and back. Fuck gyms.
You don't need to look like a "manly man" just be more physically fit, that's all.

>bara look
This made me laugh
You should still work out some, regardless. Having some muscle tone as a man is always better than not having any, IMO. (I'm OP)

The feeling don't go away when you get a gf. I know from experience. That's okay though, just because you have a feeling doesn't mean you have to act on it.

If it's good cum it tastes alright

AHAH is actually is tho

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True. I have yet to act on it anyway.