So I’m getting tested for drugs tomorrow

So I’m getting tested for drugs tomorrow

What do you guys think about my ratchet ass diy prop?

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creative

you have to shove that up your butthole huh sucks man

Today is Monday.

lol if you have to sit down it will spray a little

what the fuck is that

he thinks he can keep it in his pants secretly and spray fake urine into a cup with it

No sir, it’s leakproof, I kept it in my pants around the house for a few hours.

Yeah so?

You sad little faggot. You realize that there's strips on the piss cup that show the piss temperature, right?

Good luck with that rig, nig.

Thank you, took me an afternoon

Tomorrow is Tuesday.

do you hide it in your inner thigh or something how do you even spray if the straw doesnt bend they must not be looking at your peepee

Keeping it on your leg makes it piss temperature I've done this shit at my job for 2 years now they have the gay temperature test

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Just hold the piss in your mouth and spit it into the cup

doesn't always work.

That's why you need to keep one of those chemical pocket hand-warmers near the bag.

Fortunately I thought of this. The tape on the ballon is holding two of these hot pads. Cunt.

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I have a plug at the top of the small pvc tube. When removed the retention of the balloon makes the pee spray.

Wake the fuck up, cock-holster.

You only need ONE. If you're above body temperature, they'll flag your specimen.

If its a standard issue test it wont, hes doing it at a workplace not a fucking lab. kys stop needing to be right all the time.

"flag your specimen"
F L A G
Y O U R
S P E C I M E N
i thank god im alive
you're just too good to be true
cant take my eyes off you

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Bro, I’m peeing in a cup. They use a stick to check for drugs and then send it off to a lab. You don’t think it has time to fucking cool off before it gets there? I’m using my buddy’s pee aswell.
The reason I have to pee is to keep my driver’s license

this one time i peed hot lava

jesus I'm so glad I don't work in a shit tier job where this is a problem. Study hard kids, don't waste your time.

200 IQ plays

Yeah, blame the job.
Not the fact that you retarded faggots need to "Llamoooaoooo 420 SMOKE Up" to get through the day.
Fucking losers, hope they do a hair pull for you faggot.

Again. It’s to keep my driver’s license since I got a positive result for THC last summer with the cops.

You’re right about this one. /OP

The most you dumb cunt, the hand warmers are gonna make it too hot just tape the thing to your thigh for a couple of hours before to get it to match your body temp faggot

LISTEN! If the pee is too hot, it will set off a red flag.
How do I know?
Because I heated some clean pee the same way too with one of those military MRE heat pouch things, and I had to redo it because it was "too warm". Just let it stay warm by being in contact with your body for like an hour, and it will be at body temperature.

Why do people even bother with these devices and schemes? Wouldn't it be a lot easier, and cheaper, to just don't fucking do drugs?

thats asking too much of these degenerates