I work at a kitchen in a retirement home. Currently the only person here cooking the elderly their breakfast...

That's the reason op SHOULD fuck with them. Keeps em on their toes, plus it's not like anyone's getting hurt so fuck off essay

Why not fuck off and stop being a degenerate fucking loser? They are old, for fucks sake.

do you have lettuce and do you have feet

By preparing their food with love and care and injecting some joy into their bleak, miserable existances.

>Moralfag

OP put pepper in everything. Lots

Swallow glass wannabe cholo screen faggot

>T. Literal scum of the earth
I hope someone pulls the plug early on you, stupid cunt.

Old people can't taste shit, better make this ghost peppers

You scum faggot

Those poor oldies got dumped their by their families, already dealing with enough shit. Stick your head in the sanitizer you beta ass cunt

I would but I'm not in a retirement home. Sowwy

Drop bits of glass in everything

Nice of you to include all the info hanging on the walls. Enjoy getting fired, dipshit.

>essay

Hey here's a good idea:
Ground up glass in the oatmeal! Thanks buddy!

Holnes

Draw dicks on the dry erase board

how do I know you are a jew?

Come on, man. How would you like doing that shit to your grandmother?

Jizz in the milk

>Just put a live hand grenade in the soup

Boil the water, and stick your dick in it.
That will show them.
That will show them all.

Easy there sjw, you're not savvy enough to actually do anything. Empty threats are empty

This to start

Give the steamer oven face a Hitler moustache

Dont be a fucking coward. These people are old, vulnerable and on their way out. Make the end of their life as nice as possible.

I love my grandmother, I'd never put her in a retirement home lol

Update?

Reunite them with their families? Great idea!

Hide raw meat all over the place , you'll get a win in a couple of days

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There won't be one don't hold your breath friendo

This is why we pay people in food service workers so little. Because you incompetent fucks can't be assed to do your fucking job properly.

Make them a decent meal, you faggot

I like the dinner idea

What about making them a good meal and asking about their day, you fucking cunt?

We are witnessing the creation of a leftist socialist

Hide a Bluetooth speaker and when the first oldfag shows up blast earrape. He'll shit himself setting the mood for the other old fucks.

Heyyy!...he was behind of this

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Currently giving them white toast instead of their regular wheatmeal

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Deliver something op you fucking cuck

Show us that boy pussy or fuck off

>How should I fuck shit up
>having this little dignity
God, grow up, you fool.

>Put your head in the fryer. People like you shouldn't exist.
Bad advice, no brain means no taste... Got to have that deep fried brain fat.

ZOMFG!! ANARCHY ENSUES!!!

this x1000000000000

"Huh What's that,did you say something son"

Omfg who the fuck has these kind of hours to waste?!?! Might as well go down on them one at a time too. Sjw faggot

Show us your HACCP protocols

Only do one side

Serve teryaki sauce with the pancakes instead of syrup.

This

Serve them all decaf. If they all drink decaf, serve espresso. Have some fun with it, get em all amped up for a great day!

Extacy goes in the farina

Only 10 residents? Damn. I work in a skilled nursing facility with over 90. Constant run trying to get everything done.

Subhuman

K go to work and start your own thread instead of trying to lie and derail OP. Jelly faggot

This

>Jizz in the milk
This. . . Or on toast

This. You'll give someone a heart attack. It will be great.

chop your right hand and foot. That would be SO funny.

Burnt the wheatmeal toast I'm required to use just enough that they won't complain but also won't enjoy

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Do literally everything expected of you during your shift and your manager will lose his mind, he may call the cops about body snatchers cause you didn’t act like a cunt for 6hrs straight minus 30 mins somewhere in between

man if u wanna try and larp like ur a cholo maybe you should at LEAST learn how to spell... lmfao essay is right cause your dumb ass should have stayed in school

By killing yourself. Don’t fuck up more their already miserable life while they wait for death alone and probably forgetful.

Jokes on you nigger, people like me like it that way

I assume everything I eat in a restaurant has either spit, piss, or cum in it.

Kys you stupid cunt, hope you'll end up in a retirement home yourself and someone swaps your pills for tic-tacs

this would be funnier than op fucking with old peoples food those people are hopped up on pills and have dementia and shit they aren't gonna give a fuck what he does to the food but he's still gonna be a disgusting lazy son of a bitch who can't do a SIMPLE JOB

Also for as much as OP may bitch about how hornery and senile the oldies get that flustered him so, imagine having to live with them 24/7 as one of their fellow inmates. The seniors hate it there usually and get at least as tired of each other as you do on a daily basis.

You deserve your shit pay cause you lack empathy

Roll for you to quit being a pussy-bitch.

>essay

i wonder what its like to not feel any sort of remorse at all... this is what happens when you dont beat some sense into your kids when they keep fucking up

this

You better not work at Kane

Undercook everything. Make em chew

>i wonder what its like to not feel any sort of remorse at all...
Where the fuck do you think you are newfag?

Do you treat all servers like shit or just have a lot of entitled miniwage monkeys where you live?

There was a smash burger at Texas A&M and I was always nothing but polite as a large portion of students there are, and the servers who were literally all but two of them 250+lbs Negresses...
1)Always got my simple orders wrong
2) gave me shit I was allergic to (not on purpose but cause stupid)
3) would lie about shake machine being out of commission for the evening because they have to clean it b4 they closed HOURS B4 CLOSING
4) they always acted like the customers were an inconvenience to them, were rude etc.
5) inb4 “just go sumwere else dhingus” I lived on campus and they were the only place we could eat at past 7:30pm with meal plan

I’m baffled I was able to be as polite to them as I was every time I went in

Viagra in the porridge

cum in the banana pudding

No I'm polite and treat them with respect but they always fuck up orders and laughing with each other and shit when I get it. Just assume they've fucked with it.

>cum in the banana pudding
This!! Cum in something

Just serve all of them as you are being paid to do so, deliver their food in working condition, lean to the grouchiest grump of the bunch and whisper...
“Wacky Niggers am I right?”
Walk away and listen to the ensuing complaints of old racists gleefully

I feel your pain user

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shit in the sham' bud.

Bring a big black guy with you next time

They're just dumb immature lazy hood bitches.

Bad karma.
You're going to regret it when some orderly is monstering your 85 year-old ass some day.
Shit always comes back ten-fold.

Why so mad vatoe? We all bleed red coolito

He can do a simple job. He chooses to have fun with it. Stay mad youngling

please do

No one said op earns shit pay, you're implying out of anger

K go beat your kids and stop whining

OP isn't doing anything he is not suppose to. Just working you tards up...

They have these things called grocery stores. You can always get more quantity and better quality using one of these vs shoving fast food into your throat.

Achieving social perfection through education and knowledge

At my school we had a program that hired blacks out of prison to work in the cafeteria. It was insulting considering how much we paid for college that they couldnt just hire qualified non-felons. Anyways, they were super rude and stingy to anyone who wasnt black, and super nice, ay what up brotha, let me hook you up blood to the black people. It was infuriating. Eventually I gave up trying to be polite, I began ignoring them and just got my food from them.

The place my grandfather was at paid their caretakers 9.00$ and the memory care caretakers got $11.00.

Blacks usually get the short end of this stick , so this one event makes their day brighter

Cut your cock off and insert it into your own anus. That will show those old people.

Burnt these a tad too much

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>inb4 “hwa dind yuh juss eat elsehware??”
Nigger can you read?
>meal plan
Had no car, no money outside of meal plan funds (required with on campus housing)

Kek

And it’s other races faults?
I don’t know if you realize this but if they bitched less and accused less people would stop being annoyed or scared by them.