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Good evening, gentlemen. Would you mind if I have a sit at this fine conversation?

Ahh, I greatly appreciate the hospitality, Sir. Many thanks, as i am in dire need of a refreshment.

Magnifisent idea. First of all, good evening, pleasure to meet you all gentelmen.

Pleasure is all mine, sir. Take a seat, please

This 15 year old Merlot is just superb! Also the cheese could not compliment it enough.

I'm glad you enjoyed, good sir.
Quite nice the party we having, eh?

Tally ho, ol chaps! How are you fine gentlemen today?

Good evening chaps.

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The fuck y'all on 'bout?

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My, my! What foul language! Leave these atrocities at the door!

Quite nice indeed, I must agree... Ah! That reminds me, I almost forgot to ask, how are the wife and those 2 little rascals you have doing?

Much obliged sir. Please excuse me, I must leave to make a tea, would you like to join me, sir?

Hello ol chaps, can i interest you fine gentlemen in a cigar and a glass of port?

Remove this imbecile at once!

Please, sir! This is no place for this kind of language! I must ask you to leave at once!

I cigar would be absolutely splendid, Duke user. Thank you kind sir!

A peasant has sneaked in.
Remove this ruffian.
Lowering the tone of this fine establishment.

Uh, excuse me! This is not a place for such an ordinary language! Please leave, only men full of eloquence are allowed here

Afternoon, fellow chap. What a lovely day this is.

I would thoroughly enjoy that, right after i finish this wonderful drop of red.

My good sirs, this man’s roll ended in 621, this is far more impressive than even quads.

Jolly good show chaps. Splendid spread I must say. Mind if I join in wot wot.

Heyyy!...he was behind of this

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Tally Ho old bean.

I beg you pardon, I'm afraid I misunderstood you, if not, I must ask you to leave this thread, which is only allowed for high class gentelmen.

Ah, the ruffian seems to be gone. Now that the "unpleasantness" is over, may I interest you in a hors d'oeuvre?

Simply smashing old chap.
Don't mind if I do.

Out with this fruitcake! There is absolutely no need for this kind of mind corruption!

Quite a wonderful day, a perfect day for horse racing!

I urge you fine gentleman to observe the numerical values of this post.

Thank you very much, that would be utterly delightful.

Goddam mutha fucka! Tyrone in the house Biyatch!

I say.
Time for tiffin.

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My, my, that was fairly close....

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I would be delighted, good Sir.

You wanna say FUCK Martina, aww fuck Martina! Everbody say Fuck!

What a fine fellow OP is hosting such a tremendous shindig. Three cheers
hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray

Blasphemy! Another ruffian! Off with him, we cannot have these atrocities muddying up our enviorment.

Be gone with you rascal.
And take that foul language with you.

Gentleman

Who us the owner of this?! I demand you stand at ONCE! This is the last bloody straw i do tell you.

Gentelmen be careful with those numbers, you could've ruined it

I do say, kind sir, that was a close call. Thankfully they are only dubs, and we can continue this civil discussion like the fine gentleman we are.

Im a kick dat ass and shit lik a yo rap can i aint yo motha fucka gat n shit ya know ho!

Why hello gentlemen! I do bid you a fine day indeed!

My word, gentleman. The sight of these repeating numbers is making me anxious.

I'll put the bloody horsewhip on you if you continue to sully our delicate ears.

Are you fine gentlemen just going to ignor this sir’s roll, it has ended in 621.

He has been removed from the premesis and punished accordingly. I apologize to you all for this major inconvenience. Please do, carry on with your evening.

ExCUSE me sir, please immediately evacuate this thread. That type of foul language is simply unacceptable.

Yea Forums.com 403'd for me anyone else?

Chip chip cherrio
Lets say we go beat our nigger cattle and rape their children in front of them.

I am the owner of dis ass yo dolla dolla bill yo gangsta shit, lay and holler back yo!

Please, I beg you to also be very careul with those trips, this could be catastrophic sir, bear that in mind.

What a wonderful atmosphere gentlemen, this calls for a toast!

So, dear gentelmen, what are your thoughts on submerged economy?

This is outrageous! I don't want to postpone this event, but, with such profanity, I see no other option!

My dearest gentleman it has for myself as well I must say, though your language is quite coarse and brutish!!

I apologize with all my hearth, it wasn't intended, please forgive me my behavior

There appears to be a fuzzy wuzzie in our midst.
I'll be forced fetch my rifle

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A free man? Preposterous!

I aint no leavin I aint not beevin the only evacuation I'm a doing is a shit on yo noble fuckas carpet you Oh my gods the turd commin out yo The turds commin out!

Good evening good sirs

how are we on this fine day?

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How absolutely savage?! Surely you must have been raised with more class?

My word, this is unacceptable!

Of course, nothing has happened yet, and it shall never happen, as I hope. Please continue having this excellent behaviour, dear gentelmen.

MY! Please peacefully leave or I will use force.

Does anyone of you, fine men, sharing a story of the previous thread. Was it as glorious as current?

You. Shall. Not. DARE! I will have your sniffer rubbed in it immediately and you will go 2 weeka without rations!

Looks like the pleb invaded our civilized party.
Someone remove them at once!

Unfortunatelly, it died as fast as it started.
This one is going much better.

This gave me quite the turn! Please my friend, gentleman and scholar be more mindful of your digits!

Here we go...

Good evening fellow noble men!

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TRIPS OF TRUTH NIGGERS

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My word, stop this nonsense at once or I will be forced to call security!

What is this foul language????
Do not, I repeat, do NOT invoke trips! This thread is nice the way it is.

Please Gents, lets divert our attention away from the pleasants and focus our minds on our pallet, as we enjoy these excellent luxurys presented before us.

I agree. Golly, such great idea deserves a toast.

To us! Fine gentlemen. Let this thread last forever!

This is now a spidey thread

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Ah yes, that sounds quite delightful my good chap!

I'll keep rolling 'til the world ends, fags

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Cheers to that my good sir!

We trippin out in the mutha fucka house caising a shit torrent of tyrone yo words and flash curds of turds! Trip on dis homos in tha dick house!

To us!

Well, my fellow gentlemen, I hope that you will all have a splendid moment of this mesmerizing day.

Check em'

Pip pip good chaps! Have an absolute bully day!

By my father's beard! Is that how you normally talk at a formal event? Tsk tsk.

Simply dreadful behaviour old boy.
We'll have none of that here.

My word, mind your digits fine men!

>460 checkd

Whats up my niggas

Bit too close there old chap.
Steady on
What

Understood ol chap

Good evening,chaps. How are you all doing this beautiful day?

My wife just made a delicious apple pie.
Please friends, come and get a slice.

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Squire!! Grab me my dear Winchester so I can end this nonsense at once!

Hello fellow brethren. How is this fine weather?

Fuckin' roll

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Cheers, fellow gentlemen. Please ignore the foul mouthed ones and let's take joy in this wonderful evening

more niggas in tha house yo hang with us drink some gin watch these noble ass faggots eat some Jim

Stop with that, will ya?

Why thank you kind sir! I'd love nothing more than to enjoy a heaping portion of your wife's warm apple pie!

Such profanity!

Good luck gentelmen.

'sup whiet booeeeez

Gadzooks.
Its an outrage

Reroll!

Delicious! Mind if I take another slice?

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Simply Delectable! I always love a good apple pie from my friend's wife!

Oh my, it looks quite refined, don't mind if I do

is there a free place gentlemen?

My triple will stop this!

Greetings gentlemen, mind if I take part in this thrilling debate?

Rate my wench.

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My greatest apologys, Gents! My oh my, how did I allow myself to get so carried away.

MY DEAR SIR THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S THREAD I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

apple pie im wiping all over my fat dick who wants to lick off somma this apple pie?

Of course not. There's another pie in the oven right now.

Well lads what a great board is this

A very fine wench if I do say so.

lets go

great

youtu.be/8OZCyp-LcGw

i do say let us travel to Vienna to behold the quartering of the heathens! may we indulge in drink and harlotry, for tomorrow may well bring pestilence.

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You are a very grand man for letting us share this wonderful pie.

My dear sir, it has been fun.

Gentlemen, I propose we switch when a fellow user roll dubs instead of the much coveted trips.

Hace you no manners, heathen?

Unacceptable indeed!

Dear sir, watch your Numerals! you almost put us in a dire situation!

999

My God. Is that your wench?
If you don't mind me asking, where can I get one of these?

999 trips

This has been an excellent outcome I must say! I thank you all, greatly, for being apart of this wonderful experience!

But why would you ruin such fantastic thread?

I have an announcement!

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No dear sir, thank you for being here with such wonderful manners.

oh how quaint she is in her youthful jest, tell me fine sir; of the supple that can be attributed to her depths?

Please do tell gentle sir!

Ten ha'penny in the less salubrious parts of town old boy.

Please sir, I'm listening

Ti spice things up,old sport.

Well, hello there gentlemen.
How are we this fine evening?
Oh dear, I do believe this establishment is going to the dogs.
We must remove these barbarians immediately my dear sirs, to preserve the sanctity of this place.

Mmm yes how quaint this thread is

Good afternoon comrades, i hope i'm not to late in having an eloquent disscusion with you

I have apologized for my un-careful ways. But once again, i will remain focused on preserving a respectable tier of eloquence.

Im black like a Nigga Im wacked like a Nigga! Tyrone is da man!

May this be our fabled trips?

Better late than never, old sport!

My I intrest you kind men in some outstanding music?
youtube.com/watch?v=wygy721nzRc

Negro!

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Remove this filth at once you lowly ruffian negroid!

evidently not!

Hahahah, Negro indeed my good sir! Why have you one available for purchase?

So close to trips my dear friend!

Gentleman, I must admit, that was too close, let's hope the worst won't happen

Goddam mother fucker fucking dick wiping bitch ass hamster fucking shit spitting cock jocking weed humping fuck house jew cunt fuck I missed it by 1... Fuck!

Sailing a bit close to the wind there old sprout.

Sir, even if this chap is being rude, please calm down. Does going down to his level make you a better man?

It is my pleasure good Sir! I try to remain courteous in all situations.

I must say, these nights are getting more tiresome

begone!

Yes sir I do! For only 50 cents!

Please be aware he might be carrying an illness!

You are right sir. How positively ungentlemanly of me! I shall be more careful in the future my fellow sir.

I vehemently agree with you

FUCKING TRIPS

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Yes my good sir, I was filled with an overwhelming disappointment this morning when I had received the “403”

It is all good my chap, let us continue enjoying this wondeful evening.

evidently not, my negro friend.

PROFANITY SHALL NOT BE USED HERE!

Why you offer quite the bargain! I shall take this deal. We can make the transaction in a fornite!

14/88 brotherz

Agreed, sir!

Sir, please cease that, you almost gave me a hearth attack

Sir do be careful we wouldn't want to spoil this lovely gathering.

That is fine, i will isolate him from the rest and if the worst prevails, im sure my hounds would enjoy the treat!

DEATH TO AMERICA!

aint bo nigga

Greetings sirs, this is a stellar thread brothers.

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OP is a fag

Does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?

Yes sir, those colonies shan't be gaining their independence. I'd say we can all agree on this as like-minded british nobility.

Hola mi amigos

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999 inc

Oh no no no no.
We do not threat other countries here.

Please observe these triples!

agreed brother

Can any one make a joke? It is getting tiresome my brethrens

youtu.be/3JXMdpGpfBU

i would give my up my spot in heaven if only i knew this man walked along side the lord where he belongs.

also i have a negro for sale. i have not the patience to whip him enough.

hello sirs

swag

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We'll have none of that filth here.

999 get

so close

Good morning noble men, who wants to lick my salty ass balls?

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN. the cavier is now being served! Please do help yourselves!

my mistake sir

>3 off

I shall take that negro off your hands for 2 dollars!

So close my nigga

nice

Say no to racism my brother.

A bloody spaniard.
Whatever next

anyone seen a good nigger fight lately?

trips and its 9kay to be white

I want a massive cock in my anus

I do enjoy caviar! Many thanks you are a gracious host INDEED!

at this rate we're gonna need a 3rd thread

.

trips

Checketh these triplets

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we should lower it to dubs

A diseased negro for 2 whole dollars?! Please Sir, respect the economy of this trade!

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Fucking close

So close my negro friend

if it were dubs then the thread would end in under 30sec.

Ah too close to call! Thank you dear sir for protecting our valuable thread

144144 check

Post your favourite ladies of ill repute.

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222 get

an entire thread and no trips, kinda boring

I have one.

A negro couple is at home when their negro son comes and says:
"Mom, Dad! I heard about this river that if you cross it, you'll become white!"

The couple shocked goes there and tries to cross the river. The man and the woman turns into white people, but the kid starts drowning.

"Go and help him, he's your son!" - Says the woman

The man says "No, he's a negro."

222 inc

Reroll

get

Might I have a go?

Bollocks

WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME ROUND BOYS

someone tell a good joke

Kekked and checked

Ah, anything to keep my splendid guests feeling at home!

is the word nigger not funny to you?

Oh so close!

Why good sirs, I am afraid our time must come to an end! It has been quite riveting I must say.

ur mom xDDD

Hahaha tell a another one my good friend

you have a deal! here you are
i shall use the money for a neclace for my most beautiful wife.

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Another roll

333 get

333 get

And hence the die is cast for the triple 3's

A negro and a white walk into a bar!

Oh wait.. negros cannot enter such an establishment!

holy shit lmao

So close

please keep profanities away my good man.

Fine sirs I bid you all farewell this thread is gone long enough, for I must visit the lands, good day

Of course, thank you fine sir. May we continue on to the billiards room?

My god, it will be upon us soon, gentlemen.

Let's go chaps

44444 get

Ok that's pretty fucked up

Reroll

444

NOO MY GET

What do you call a duck with a cracker over its head?

How about another!

reroll

.

Check

no trips but almost quints

kek

It's so close!

get

mother fuck

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444

We can do this sirs

Please Gents! Keep a close eye on your numbers! My blood pressure is rising at an alarming rate!

Absolutely. I have two of the finest cigars as well if you'd care for one my good man.

555

Good lord.
An abomination was narrowly avoided.

get

The negro uprising with begin!!

er roll dell ino

Almot trips yo bitch ass niggas ha how you like it when tha black man is in control nao!

please remove the premesis at once!

get away nigger

roll or jo one rolls trips on this thread again

Hello, gentlemen's

666 get

Roll

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Let the din be done, win be won, thesetriplets will be mine, son!

My kind sir this is a party for gentlemen. Please vacate the premises.

ill remove the whole premises under my jacket.

You filthy negro, go back to your owner! He’s probably worried sick!

Go back or I’ll be forced to call over the police!

I couldnt think of anything more fitting fine Sir!

Come to me my trips

ahh, we have a savage! let him be whipped en-tell dead as we sing hymns

good day gentlemen, I have snuck a nigger into this place for the fad know as "shits and giggles"

Champagne as well my good man?

...Or perhaps some of this fine aged whiskey?

HAIL HYDRA

I shall reign with trips

Roll

Trips maybe?

I say we need another thread!

Agreed

Keep Rollin

666

haha you bitch asses missed it again yo!

The choice is yours good Sir, please, I insist!

I agree

Perhaps now?

I don't give a dime, Triplets be mine!

Why not live in excess, and enjoy both!

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888 niggers succeed forevera yo

Trips

nope

I see trips on the horizon

This has been a major success! A toast, to the host that made this all possible! Without him, we would not have experienced this excellent display of class! Bravo!

Yes

bravo chaps! a whole thread and zero trips! I commend you all on your well behaved manner!

Here here

These niggers are causing unrest in this fine thread

Slendid idea, it is not like we are living beyond our means by doing so.

Good evening my fellow christian gentlemen

Terribly nice of you chaps to have avoided the triplets for so long.
No place for such undignified behaviour here.

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Check em'

OOOGA BOOGA

Winrar u disgusting pieces of shit

Chaos unfolds

NIGGER!

Nigger

YOU UNCIVILIZED PIECE OF SHIT FUCKED UP THE THREAD

This thread has been blessed! There is not a single chance at triples

Fuck shit piss cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

My good friend, we made it, we oh so bloody made it, good times our chap

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK WHITES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK REDSKINS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK THOTS
FUCK MEN
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK MOM
FUCK DAD
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK YOU

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OH SHIT FUCK BITCH

You fucking sack of shit! Get the fuck out of my house now you putrid nigger!

I've been ITT almost since it almost began. Now it's time to unfold the chaos bloody twat.

sure bud

Fuck you, faggot

Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger I don't know if you niggerrrrrrrr

What the fuck you on about faggot?

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WUCKING FIN FIGGER NAGGOTS

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NIGGERS ARE FUCKING WHIRES ABD SUBHUMAN FUCKING ANIMALS WHICH DESERVE TO GET ASS RAPED BY A BARBED WIRE TETANUS INFESTED DILDO

What good times? Fuck off you gay cunt

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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FUCK EVERYONE
I'LL DIG UP YOUR GRAVES AND SKULL FUCK ALL OF YOU!

Ur mom a nigger
XDDDDDDD

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This is the most fun ive had on Yea Forums in a while cunts! CHEERS FAGGOTS

Madssteer race ooooga booga niga

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Maybe?

DEATH TO THE BOSNIAN ANIMALS, KOSOVO IS SERBIA, MLADIC DIDNT KILL ENOUGH OF THE BOSNIAK PIGS

nigger my good chap. Habeve a swell fucking day everyone.

SHIT!!!!!
ILL SHIT IN YOU MOUTH THEN YOU'LL SHIT OUT THAT SHIT THEN I WILL EAT THE SHIT YOU SHIT OUT THAT WAS MADE OF MY SHIT! SHIT!

THE FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH REEEEEEE

THE EARTH IS FLAT

Fck off faggot
2 ez

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WWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL im an Alabama nigger and i wanna be free

Ez but took a while fuckibg thread to do it XDXDXD

My gents. This thread has been sullied