Why do germans prize themselves for inventing schnitzels? Its basically an oversized chicken tendie

Why do germans prize themselves for inventing schnitzels? Its basically an oversized chicken tendie

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>schnitzels
are fucking delicious men. tendies can suck it

why do americans prize themselves for inventing faggotry, even though the greek clearly invented that?

I remember a guy named "SchnitzelMaker" in a game called Chivalry: medieval warfare. He was a brave and experienced warrior and I really enjoyed fighting against him. For that reason I respect schnitzels and their makers since.

Austria. Just sayin.

They don't have much else to be proud about, they lost to France several times and their politicians hate their own nation. Pretending to be the first to have breaded chicken may be a high point for many

That's a beatiful story user, cheers.

>getting this butthurt on Yea Forums
I'm telling Merkel you offended me. Time to go to the reeducation camp

Schnitzel is not with chicken

What'd he main as?

Because they are German? We call it chicken fried steak in the USA.

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lol we developed the internet

also schnitzel is typically from the calf and was foundet by austrians

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I think I saw him use vanguard or knight the most, but he was pretty good with the other classes aswell IIRC

Austrians are German. That's like saying Kosovo isn't Abanian and Canadians aren't Americans

Fucking a what a true warrior

Do you think of fried chicken as being oversized, bone in tendies?

>Germany
>Mother Merkel = Good Boy Points distributor
>Piss and Shit all over EU countries to get what he wants
>Step daddy rothschild penetrates him regularly
>Consumes oversized tendies
>Language sounds like retard speech
>Exhanges GBP for refugees

Seems legit

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tell that to an austrian, they'll definetly get buttmad

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lol albania is muslim and kosovo is christian

>Language sounds like retard speech
fuck you, man. the german language isn't that bad. the rest is pretty acurate though.

I'm not talking about religion I'm talking about ethnicity. Is an atheist Mexican suddenly not a Mexican?

Have before. I don't give a fuck about their newfound national identity

I don't mind the language
Everything else is true though

>Language sounds like retard speech

we have 3 times more words than you.
english is such a dumb and easy language I can easily speak it without any language education

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There's Christians and Muslims in both. The Muslims also drink and fuck outside of marriage so they're not really Muhammad's type of Muslim

It's pretty obvious you have no education in it.

funny

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religion is a big part of a people's identity. just look at the one muslims and the other muslims, or the irish and the other irish. they hate each others guts and wouldn't want to be confused with the other. you not giving a shit, doesn't change a bit.

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>>Language sounds like retard speech
>we have 3 times more words than you.
Confirmed for retard

I'm a Christian it it's no big deal to me. You didn't refute any points

well, yeah. there's sensible people around the world, but most aren't.

we're talking about ethnicity. they are ethnically the same. white suburban women practicing Buddhism aren't suddenly Asian sperglord

I'm Irish. Stop assuming my identity consists of what a bunch of faggots did a century ago

So u have 3 times more words to explain tendies are yum yum in your tum tum

There's less words in German. Randomly making women's clothes masculine and animal products feminine is not a sign of superiority

i never implied that, you moron.

Fuck you

Fucking nigger.

I'm austrian and can confirm that, every austrian will flip their shit if you tell them they're german

an averager enlish native speaker uses 30.000 different words.
while an average german native speaker uses 75.000 you dumb fucks.
google it

And yet Germans don't give a shit if you call them Austrian.

You have an inferiority complex.

Simplification of systems is a good idea.

no that means 90% of your words are useless

Trump is bringing down those numbers to the low 5000s, so you're doing great! Soon 20% of your vocabulary will be variations of "libcunt" and "дa здpaвcтвyeт coвeтcкaя aмepикa"

That explains why Germany practically looks like pepe

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Topkek

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at least it looks happy

if you look closely, the czech republic looks like a tendy (or the tip of a dick)

We didn't invented it and we're not proud of it. Actually we didn't really invented anything we're just good at taking credit for everything.

>Language sounds like retard speech
Try to learn it. You'll fail which means you're even more retarded

Rare af

this

that's true, we're pretty much the jews of inventions.

Check'd

Czech'd

Schnitzel is from Austria dumbass

then that makes the germans dumbasses, retard

great, you understood. go tell mommy, that you're not a complete idiot.

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