First responders of Yea Forums what's the most fucked thing you've story you have ever heard or seen

no idea lmfao never heard more of it
hahahahahahahaha that's fucking great

also saw a guy get hit on the freeway by a cadillac doing about 80. it's a funny thing, you watch the old little rascals shows and you see the people fly straight up in the air when they run into them. it really happens. he must have flown 15 feet up and about 50 feet out. i ran over to him and he was still alive. his head was turned around facing over his back, but he was still alive looking at me and gurgling. he was dead within minutes, but those few minutes must have really sucked ass. i almost couldn't drink all my beers that night. sucked to be him i guess. better him than me.

Had to respond to a smell complained in an apartment building and I was still pretty new. The more experienced firefighter new what this was probably going to be and told me to put vaseline in my nose and when we opened the apartment fucking fat ass bitch probably 3 weeks dead. Still threw up.

fuck me

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That's messed

Fuck dude sorry she's told me but I'm drawing a blank, I just woke up.

The most fucked up are people that got infected by bacteria that is imunue to all the antibiotics there are. Those people rott away while being fully aware and in pain.

And that was it, that was her entire existence after 4 years.

yeah. her entire life. she didn't even really know that she had a life at that age. maybe that's part of why i'm so fucked up to this day. dad told me to stay in the car, but did i listen? oh hell no

I remember when I was young a car accident scene where a bitch was thrown 50 feet out the windshield. My dad told me to look I was 8 or 9 at the time and it was snowing and where she flew was just a trail of red and she was fucking mangled. And he told me "user thats why you wear your seatbelt" I was traumatized but Goddamn I'm 23 now I'll be damned if I dont put on my seatbelt to drive down the street for my mail.

>18 year old decided to unload a 12 guage loaded with 00 buckshot into his 5 month old baby brothers chest at point blank.

Niggers. Not even once.

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The fuck why??

Wouldn't stop crying while he was babysitting.

Sweet jesus those people are fucking apes

I saw a man gay fisted anally once

Good stories good thread

Fake

Not a first responder but nurse

>Doing training in Infectious and Tropical Diseases ward
>Pretty chill afternoon
>We're checking Emergency log on Intranet to bet who we're going to get (Lots of beds, sometimes specialized wards keep beds free to support more populated wards)
>See lady check in, "Suspected infected ulcers"
>Get that feeling only nurses get, that one feeling that this one is going to be bad
>Lady comes in
>Has so many bandages around her legs that we need 5 people to transport on the bed from the stretcher
>Start unpacking
>The smell
>My colleague has to excuse himself, hear him throw up
>I push on
>How many fucking bandages does this lady have
>Arms start getting tired, i have to puke so fucking hard
>Colleague comes back with menthol, doesn't do jackshit
>Atleast now it's two people holding the leg up
>We finally unpack
>The lady, a 60 something year old housewife that lives in some fucking farm, has a giant venous ulcer that goes from her heel and wraps around the leg up to above the knee.
>Color is green, colleague touches the heel, it fucking translates left to right as if the bone was melting
>Lady what the fuck
>Oh i thought it was just a little bit of cold burn, but i'm sure you'll fix me up, right?
>Have to excuse myself
>Weeks later, she gets discharged, the ulcers got worse and i imagine her legs got amputated.
>We had to call a double deep sterilization of the room.
>The stench persisted in the ward until i was done with my training
>Sometimes, for some reason, when i go to sleep i can still pick up on it.

It's not much, but it fucked me up on a deep level.

>Pic related, my colleague's face when the lady said we could fix her up.

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Thanks for sharing lmao. This is the reason I couldn't be a first responder or nurse. I have the worst of gag reflexes

>my colleague's face
the mr. bean san andreas face would be better for that

What does "translates left to right" mean in this context? I'm an uneducated fool.

Did he died?

Naw he just lost his legs

term in med for it's fucked

Means that while removing the bandages and cleaning the would up he was touching the side of the heel bone, and it looked like it was completely free of any constraint, moving left to right without the rest of the foot/leg moving, as if the bone was melted/detached. Not sure if i've explained myself better.

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Oh shit! So part of her that should have been solid was wobbly, fuckin' yikes

Had a house fire, one of my best friends parent's. Sister had to throw her baby out the window to save her and the sister ended up dying in that house. Still fuckin haunts me to this day.

Its fucked

That's rough

Pretty much sums it up

It usually dont go this far right? This was some retard that did not see her doctor right?

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I still get to see her child on a daily basis and she looks just like her mom. Hurts everytime

>6969

Spot on, she didn't even have a family doctor (you get one for free here in Italy). If she had contacted ANYONE 6+ months earlier she wouldn't have had a problem. Instead she proceeded to "clean up the wound" by doing lots of foot baths (big no no for many kinds of ulcers, you want to keep them dry to avoid building a nice habitat for microorganisms), and she stressed that she only got worried this one time when she was "drying up and some thing detached from my leg, and i thought it was paper but no it was skin". Still waited 3 months before actually seeing someone. She was forced to call somebody cause she lost the ability to walk.

What fucked me up at the time was that her husband and daughter didn't even realize that that was serious business. They thought it was just some cold burn.
Just a case of uneducation+general low IQ.

Fucking nice 6969

How ppl like that are still alive is a fucking wonder

>not a FR
But a car was racing down the street I guess the driver lost control and smashed into a parked pickup truck head-on infront of my house, first thing I see when I opened my door was a girl pacing in the street covered in blood screaming at the top of her lungs, called 911 and ran over, there wasn't much left of the driver, I sat with her until the ambulance arrived
I can still hear her scream it was the most horrifying thing ive ever heard/seen

Describe what you saw in the front seat

A year ago my buddy was sending these concerning messages to me while I was at work, buy I didn't see them til the end of my shift. I tried texting and calling him but no answer. I got really concerned and drove over to his house. All the lights were off but his car was in the driveway. After knocking and ringing and calling I eventually just broke in. I still can't believe what I saw.
When I got to his room he was up there having consensual sex in the missionary position with intent to procreate.

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There was at one point that I had gone hunting with my dad. I was maybe 12 or 13, somewhere around there, and he wanted to start making it a habit to bring me along during hunting season. So, on this first little trip, we were going to be getting up early every day for the next 5 days to go out and sit in the bushes to wait for elk. On the 3rd day, on our way back home, it was rather foggy. Really foggy. But as we continued we could see lights in the distance that drew closer as we drove down the road. It was a bunch of police cars, a 4x4 truck that had it's front completely smashed in with two people in it, and a mangled car rolled over in the ditch. My dad rushed out of the car and his girlfriend told me to grab blankets in case someone is hurt and needs them. So my dad rushes to the car and, instead of waiting, I run after him too. While the two people in the truck were mostly fine, the two in the car were fucked. The husband's head was cracked clean open and his brains n blood shit were covering his barely alive wife who was also in bad shape, with a pretty broken looking face and barely open eyes. I remember walking away feeling really light headed and hearing my dad argue with someone else. The ride home was surreal and quiet. I still dream about it sometimes, but I imagine people I know being victims instead.

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Daisy's destruction.

You wanted to help

Thx for the story it differently feels like a dream at that age

the driver side was apart of the truck, the dude got fucking eviscerated it was just blood, flesh and metal

>that's when i knew there was no god.

But there really is a God. It's only when he gets really pissed that he has fun like this.

Hey, we all need to vent sometimes.

Im not technically a first responder, I work at the Danish emergency management. I'm effectively a first responder, firefighter, chemical technician or rescue specialist, depending on what is needed at the moment.

One of the worst ones was guy who had shot himself in the leg while hunting gulls. So much fucking blood and screaming.

Severe car crashes are fucked too, but the patients usually don't scream because of sepsis. My job at crashes is usually to cut the roofs of the car too, so I'm not often going to be a first responder there.

Ever open up one of the cars and see mangled ppl like opening a fucked can of sardines

Well, did he stop crying?

Ta,

Mitchell

When you have to open up a car from the roof without opening a door first, it's usually because the car is so crushed up that there is no other way in. We usually open a door or cut the door off first, then cut the roof off to pull the patient onto a spineboard.

The worst one I've opened was a mom and four kids. Or rather, that's what the doctors identified them as. We identified them as lumps of crushed meat. We can't usually declare people dead, but none of those people where whole, let alone in the shape of a human.

Weirdly enough, that didn't hit me as much as the dog transport we opened up. 24 dead dogs of all different kinds of breeds.

Did it feel good?

Psych nurse.

Walked into a room and watched found a girl had cut into her neck with a blunt knife. Must have been going at it for some time so much blood and gore. some how she survived but keeps the wound open now and shoves things like batteries into it.

Not even a psychotic illness

I wonder if everyone stood around laughing at his thong

What the fuck??? 24??? Why the fuck do you have that many in a car

Yes... yes she does

That’s fucking disgusting dude, too far...

It was a designated dog transport, transporting dogs from one shelter to another.

Some mong in a 4x4 was speeding, lost control and drove right into the trailer of the transport. No human deaths, but all 24 dogs died.

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i crushed my ankle so bad that my foot was pointing 90 degrees left and i was standing on the end of my leg bone. that's kinda like that, right?

"Injuries sustained are incompatible with life" I believe the correct term is.

When I was 17 I saw my girlfriend get hit by a van in front my my eyes. There was even dashcam footage of it.

I got charged with criminal damage to his vehicle when I punched all the windows out.

>walking down a street to get home from work.
>get to the street corner
>hesitate for maybe a second for some guy to crossing my path ahead of me as I turn right.
>walk behind him
>suddenly out of nowhere a car wheel that had been thrown from a car
>smacks him in the face and bust his face wide open
>i mean like the guys jaw was smashed open, his nose split open - you couldnt recognise him
>I just stood there looking, I was shocked, I remember my mouth opening and the chewing gum falling out
>everything seemed real quiet but there were loads of people running toward him helping him and shouting
>I got home and kept thinking about that hesitation to let him in front of me
>I hadnt even stopped I just hesitated for a second maybe less
>realise now just how close we all are to death sometimes
>the guy died
>it was about 10 years ago

what happened to that dude? fuck

Post it

That's one of them yeah. I don't really know the perfect translations, but these are the conditions in which we can declare someone dead.

1. The head is separated from the body
2. The patient is very charred and burned
3. Hypostasis or decay
4. Conditions not compatible with life.

Only one of these conditions have to be fulfilled for us to be allowed to declare a person dead.

Like fuck I'm going to do that, I don't want you fuckers repositing it in every REKT thread.

you wouldn't believe how many times i've come within a second of death. some people are just in the right place at the right time i guess. then there is the talent thing, like being a good driver and cheating death. but no shit, it's freaky as hell to think about it

Lovely

Oh he worked for a magician and the magician asked him to do the sawing in half trick. He was the assistant but it was the first time the magician had ever done the trick and it went wrong

Fucking pussy

i know for a fact that that's not what happened. but seriously though

>you fuckers repositing it in every REKT thread
Yea Forums wouldn't do that. Yea Forums respects your privacy
post emma stone's ass instead. that's a nice ass

Trips

what was the mom and 4 kids hit by?

what hit them with enough force to turn them all into dogmeat?

train? semi truck?

47

Indeed.

This term "incompatible with life" was used by a senior paramedic at the Dreamworld disaster here in Australia a couple of years back.

People went onto Social Media in a frenzy calling the guy "insensitive", "cold" and "unsympathetic".

Truth is, he could have said, "The cunt's head was gone, like fucking GONE, man. Well, the chick, she was just fucking cut in half at waist. Damned thing I've ever seen!"

But instead, he used this term, which I thought was dead on, because the public nor the families don't need to hear what happened to them like that.

all I can think of when I read that was that on Rooster Teeth podcast where the guy was talking about his old roommate or whatever telling him about the 5 signs of death, if you've seen the clip you know what I'm talking about

>Weirdly enough, that didn't hit me as much as the dog transport we opened up
that's because nobody feels sorry for hamburger. the dog bodies were there to see

Dubs...

Fuck you.

Ever actually witnessed shit like that faggot? Because if you had, you wouldn't find shit like that funny. You're a dumb kid who thinks pain and suffering are funny. I hope someone you love goes through immeasurable suffering, and then see how you feel. Cunt.

Trips -1.

Don't worry, bro.

That cunt's gonna die a slow, agonizing death himself.

this sucks. why do i never get dubs so i can use my cool checkem.gif

Says there's video footage gets mad when Yea Forums asks for it. First time at Yea Forums?

do it

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Time and a place for being a cunt. This thread ain't it.

not a FR and nowhere near as bad as some of these stories but it was still gross:

>be me, 19 years old.
>home from college for the summer
>gonna go rock climbing with my chemistry teacher and one of my sister's cute friends
>going to meet up with chem teacher, dude had just retired.
>knock on door, no response
>his car is there, figure he might just be really hung over (Mr. B was in great shape but his Friday nights consisted drinking a case of Bud)
>back door is unlocked, holy fuck the smell
>his bloated, rotting corpse is in the recliner, dried blood fucking everywhere
>run out, call 911, give my testimony, drive straight the fuck home.

The cause of death was bleeding out from a wound in his scalp that he'd given himself while working in his garage a week prior. Apparently he had bandaged it up and then gotten black-out drunk. Alcohol being a blood thinner, the wound started bleeding again while he was asleep. Just never woke up. He'd intended to donate his body to science but they don't want em in that state.

A friend of mine graduated med school and wanted to help in an inner city clinic pro bono before working for his dads general practice. Dad said it was a bad idea but my buddy did it anyway. His patients were mostly if not all black. Highlights include: several morbidly obese women that didn’t know they were pregnant & showed up with abdomen pain which turned out to be labor, none of the infants made it. A 7 year old admitted as a possible heroin overdose. A 12 year old girl with an STD. A 15 year old boy with obesity related heart disease. And two women who couldn’t control/hold their urine via vagina/bladder by the ages of 25 and 27 because of the extensive damage to their pelvic floor caused by over a dozen abortions.

And then your run of the mill insurance car accident fraudsters, pill seekers, and hypochondriacs.

My buddy did only 6 months of the original 12 he planned on doing.

did she die?

this is Yea Forums. seriously, do you expect anything else?

Been here longer than you, 15 year old. If you find people suffering funny you're a POS idc if it's /b or not.

Omg settle down old man. Jesus fucking boomers

>what's the most fucked thing you've
story you have ever heard or seen
Op

Yeah, that's a bit shit. Sorry to hear that, Yea Forumsro.

A truck. 40 tons of steel slammed their car at 80 km/h into the side wall. They were crushed between the wall and the truck, so the roof was our only way in, after towing them apart

I'm an X, you dumb cunt. Even I'm not as fucked as you.

I’m all for fucking, but who the fuck intentionally creates more bodies to throw on this shit heap?

Nearly. Was in hospital for 3 months unconscious. Couldn't walk for about 3 months after that. Couldn't write for the same amount of time give it take. Can't have kids anymore.

what were they driving?

was it a freeway sidewall?

was it on the news? if so, link?

My wife worked in an A&E and one of the most bizarre things she saw was a man with a spaghetti spoon up his ass.

Boomer? Hardly. I'm not even 20, I'm just not an immature dick like you.

That was depressing story

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the thread!

Imagine getting this mad on Yea Forums

FKN TRIPS!!!!

CHECK 'EM!

it's not as bad as you think. it's actually better than it has been at any time in history and it's getting better if

Well, the cunt keeps getting dubs/trips... turns out you're fucking shit.

Says hes been here 15 years claims to be 20 doesnt add up...

I called you a 15 year old. Can you read?

Different cunt, cunt.

using the term "boomer" to describe anyone under 60 is a stupid thing to do and squarely identifies you as a "zoomer".

lol that's not how you worded your sentence fucktard

That's EXACTLY how I worded it. I'll bet you're American

The car was totally destroyed, but it looked kinda like an Opel astra

Yup, freeway wall, just before a tunnel

It was probably in some local paper or something, but I can't dig it up. We have a pretty big area to cover, so many small, local news outlets

My boss had a boat and would go out fishing in it. When he came back he would moor the boat in a shallow harbour, jump over the side of the boat and wade to shore. Last time he did that, he jumped over the side, his thigh length wading boots filled with water and he sunk below the water. He hadnt realised it was an unusually high tide that day. Normally the water was below his waist in the harbour at high tide. That day it was above his head.

No, cockhead.

Ausfag here.

You clearly can't grammar, you dumb fucking millennial. Maybe spend more time reading books instead of bashing your face against your fucking ipad, dumb cunt.

i'm splitting my screen time between this thread and the gut with the home made bee suit.
>it's gold jerry, it's fucking gold

forgot to add - he died

I giggled a little. :P

Hes right you worded that wrong

a family of 4 getting turned into dogmeat would make local news in america, what's the smallest locality of where it happened?

what was the city?

misfire there champ

Well this thread has run its course sorry OP it started off good

Ausfag here.

Nope, grammar would dictate he was addressing someone.

You're expecting him to speak in a fragment.

Fuck me, are you all fucking retarded?

>Been here longer than you, 15 year old
That's a poorly-worded sentence you dumb ferriners.

zoomers ruin everything

You can't fucking English, cunt.

OP here no worries its Yea Forums what do you expect kids vs boomers they'll never get along

Agreed

TRIPS AGAIN, AUSFAG!

DEVIL'S TRIPS!

THIS MAN IS A DEMIGOD.

well, satanic trips is pretty cool

> Not a first responder but when I was 16 I was in the local fish market & a man started screaming then poured petrol over himself & set himself on fire. Everyone freaked out but I just stood and stared. The fish sellers threw crushed ice & water on him to put him out, the smell of petrol was overwhelming & he was burnt to a fucking crisp. It was a fucking surreal experience but all I could do was stare at a crispy burnt human being. First responders arrived & took him away. He died 3 days later in hospital. Apparently he did it because his girlfriend had dumped him. Pity we didn't have smartphones back then I would have had some good photos for a Rekt thread.

Ausfag again.

Uh, by "kids" you mean 30-40 year-olds who are Generation X, 90's kids that are Generation Y and Millennials who can't put two fucking words together correctly with punctuation?

Oh sure a colony founded by criminal British rejects is going to lecture us on proper English.

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I think you meant to say "you can't fucking English, 15 year old"

We don't usually have crashes and deaths in our papers in Denmark, unless they're incredibly major, more so than this one.

As for the where, it was some bum fuck nowhere town about 20 km from Skagen

FUCK.

One too many.

>thinks gen Y and Millennials are two separate things

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Settle down your gen X anger is ruining this thread

My father was a police officer. He says decapitated snowmobilers were common in the prairies because of old barbed wire fences.

gen x is literally defined by impotent rage

Yeah, that IS a psychotic illness.

I'm an EMT in training, but I cannot tell you how much they complain about third party's showing up with no formal training "to help."
They say it's best to keep away and let them handle it. In most emergencies, they're trying to haul ass to the hospital anyways so other people do little more than get in the way.

Be paramedic in a metro/urban areas in the US Midwest

Got called to a house for a pediatric psych. Show up and the mother is beside herself and doesn't know what to do. Said her oldest son (who is a foster kid, she has two other foster kids but younger) has been having a lot of mental issues lately and thinks he is having sex with the family dog. My partner stays and talks with the mother while I go in to check on the boy.

Open the door and there in the boy on his bed bent over with tears in his eyes while the dog is fucking him in the ass. Dog has a huge smile. I walk right out of the room like I just caught my parents fucking (opps sorry, my bad). I was so shocked, it took me a second to realize I need to go break this fuckfest up. So I walk back in the room with my partner this time. THEY ARE STILL FUCKING. And I shoo the dog away. Boy asks me why I did that and told him I'm a paramedic and that his mom wants him to get clothes on and meet us in the kitchen.

Get the boy in the ambulance and transport him to a hospital with a psych ward. My partner tells me that the mom has known what what going on with the boy for sometime but couldn't get him to stop and was worried the boy would get removed from her house and placed in "the system" again. I guess he has had a lot of messed up sexual mental episodes before.

Talked to the boy en route to the hospital. He says that the only reason he was crying was because the dog always gets his way and he never gets to fuck the dog. He REALLY wanted to fuck that dog bro.

Once we pass the kid to the nurses at the hospital. I sit down in the ambulance in silence just beside myself and thinking about wtf happened. My partner comes out and in an attempt to cheer me up, says that he's never seen a bigger smile on a dogs face than while he was fucking that 8 year old boy. Despite how fucked the situation was, I couldn't disagree and laughed.

First generation, you stupid cunt.

Congratulations, you just proved you're a fucking moron that thinks EVERYONE in Australia was related to British convicts. Well done, fucktard. *slow golf clap*

technically, gen x is anything born from 1965 onward

Not a first responder, was only 13 or 14 when this happened.

Was playing football in a field that is part of a county park near my house. Running alongside the field there's a train track that high speed trains run on between the outskirts of Essex and the city of London.

Also adjoining the field is an old people's home. On that fateful day it turned out a resident there decided shed had enough of Alzheimer's disease and managed to sneak out of the home and make her way to the park. I remember seeing her walking around while we were playing, wearing a long white night dress, long straight grey hair hanging down past her shoulders. I remember exchanging looks with my friends thinking it was odd but we just kept playing.

Eventually she seemed to wander out of the field and we lost sight of her. Then a train zoomed by and we heard this THWACK sound followed by a good 5 seconds of horn. All of us just froze on the spot. We all knew what had happened immediately. We rushed to the track and I remember seeing one of her feet just laying there on the track a good 10m from her body which lay off to one side. I was too chicken to go up and look at her remains properly, some of the order boys did and regretted it afterwards.

Someone rang the police and they turned up and asked us all questions, the train driver backed the train up to the point of impact and I remember seeing him crying in his cab, felt terrible for the guy.

Some pale ghoul with long ginger hair and a leather jacket also turned up about 30 minutes after with a camera too. Which was very strange. I'd bet he woulda been a 4 Chan user if it was around at the time (late 90s).

this. I didn't see it, but one of the assistant coaches on the football team was opened up from nipple to hip by a barbed wire fence while snowmobiling in Idaho.

Fucker just packed snow around it until help arrived. He survived and the joke is that even the devil doesn't want that old asshole.

i c,

that sucks dood.

said the guy who thinks gen y and Millennials are two separate things. But I guess your convict ancestors would be proud of you for even learning to write.

Ah, yeah, dickhead!

Gen Y started in the late 80s, you daft fuck.

Millennials were born AFTER 2000, you uneducated shit cunt.

I heard this as well
>Canada fag here
People would actually purposely do this on dirt bike trails set barbed wire traps neck/face height across the trail and couple people wouldnt see it on a sunny day and pop.

dumb descendent of convicts...

pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/01/17/where-millennials-end-and-generation-z-begins/

Just as a witness, not first responder

>Be me
>Out eating at a restaurant
>Finish, pay, step outside
>As soon as I'm outside someone comes racing around the corner
>slams straight into a parked car while doing at least 50mph
>His car is beyond fucked
>Me and several others are calling 911
>Car door opens
>Dude with huge gashes in both legs and blood streaming down his forehead steps out
>Can't walk properly
>Stumbling like mad
>Walks to the curb and sits down
>Starts rocking back and forth while mumbling
That's when I notice it
>All the blood streaming down his forehead is from a golf ball sized hole in his skull
>Every time he rocks forward his brain slips out a bit and then slurps back in when he rocks back

No idea if he lived or what, as I left once the ambulance arrived, but that shit was insane.

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Annnd that my user friends is why most people would be disgusted by the humor that goes on in most fire/police stations. Laughing at fucked up shit is the only way we get to keep our sanity and not take that shit home with us.

>millennials born after 2000

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>get raped by dad
>get taken from dad and put into system
>get get put into nice house with dog
>get raped by dog.

>my face when i just can't win.

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This is PC culture.
It's terrible.

the challenger accident and AIDS are pretty much the same thing

They are you are all a ridiculous people. The entire world thinks you guys are either Steve Erwin or fucking hillbilly goons. Sorry to break it to you. But everyone thinks you guys are dumber than the states. Canadafag here

No they really arent lmao

Yep, our humour is fucked, but how else are supposed to get over the shit we see?

>gen x is literally defined by impotent rage

and cuck millennials by impotence

I was on your side until this post.
Dude it's the internet.
No one is saying the death isn't bad, they just like the shock value. Stop being so over sensitive.
>check trips

OP here when I made this post I can honestly say I didnt expect a who's better generation fight.

FR here
Man jumps from 6th floor window to escape fire, I run up to him, put out a bit of fire, he has an 8" piece of window pane lodged in his stomach, he screams again and passes out, the 6th floor is on fire, people are screaming
Man obliterates his apt with gasoline and gas line from stove. Suicides himself and kills his neighbor next door. She was 84. Found them both during fire operations
An intense fire, I grabbed onto a pair of legs and pulled to get them out or the fire, the skin came off in my hands and stuck on to my gear
Suicides, so many suicides
Water recoveries of dead bloated bodies
Jumpers, hangers, cutters
Went to university for a young girl who tried to empty all her blood into individual drinking glasses- that was fucked up.
Dead burned up kids hurt bad.
Buddy I grew with kills hisself with rifle, I find his eyeball under the stove, and I look into it just like I did 2 days prior when I had a coffee with him.

That's enough trauma to scar a man for sure

Nope.
Imagine you were to cut a "slice" that kept your heel bone in place thanks to the skin, but detached the bone itself from any other bone or tendon. That's pretty much what that was.

Thanks for that

I'm not a trained paramedic/actual first responder. Litteraly just a volunteer firefighter.
Me and a friend were in a underground train when we stopped at a station (only half the train was actually in the station). The lights then went off and the driver announced that there was someone on the tracks. When I saw 2 security officers walk by I pulled some sort of emergency "lever" and opened the door manually. I offered my help and explained that I'm a volunteer firefighter. They agreed and I started searching for a person with one of the "officers".

We then found a person lying under a wheel almost exactly between the 2nd and the 3rd car. We jumped down but you could instanty tell that he was dead. It looked like he was wrapped around the wheel and there was a horrible smell of burning flesh/blood because the brakes were extremely hot. Both of us then went up again and informed the 2nd officer and the train driver. Fire and rescue services arrived 2 minutes later and the body was recovered around 1 hour later.

Pic was taken shortly after rescue services arrived.

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All Yea Forums threads these days seem to devolve into a boomers vs zoomers argument. Same is happening in all the Keith Flint threads.

At what point have you started depersonalizing?

Lmao jeez cant we all just get along

We all need to get along and attack the real enemy... the loli threads

hurrr found the zoomer

I'm on the road but also put hours in at comms taking emergency iPhone calls.
One night workmate next to me was on a call, a run of the mill job. 22yo female, frequent flyer, Rx serious psych issue. Basically nine different types of crazy. We all know her, everyone in the room has taken a call from her at some point.
I've never attended the address but often talk about her with roadcrew when they come in at 3am. Despite her problems she's always polite and apparently a fucking stunner. Her big thing is self harm. Like serious damage hardcore self harming that would make the hardest motherfucker wince. Amazing body, model face. A legit 10.
Today she called to say she's self harming. Usual stuff.
Calls ending, dude tells her the usual, put pets away, get your meds together, unlock the door.
She replies I can't do any of that. I can't get up.
He asks her why?
My feet are stuck.
Huh? Please explain.
I've nailed both my feet into the floorboards.

Yep, when crew arrived they confirmed just this. She was butt naked, crouched like a slav in the lounge room, smoking a cigarette while continuing to hammer six inch nails through her feet. She didn't stop until our guys walked over to her and physically removed the hammer from her hands.

As bad as that was another occasion she had cut her abdomen open and was pulling out her intestines. Mad bitch.

lol you pickle-headed drongo, you don't know shite

I got a job as a concierge in a hotel in South Australia while on a working holiday.

Month into the job saw a kid about 18 all upset went to front desk and checked in, got booked into floor 8 room 813, ask if he has bags he says no.

About 45 minutes later I'm at my little counter, which means my back is facing the drive way for the hotel.

I heard a crash, What sounded like several bags of ice that you buy in shops turn around and it's this 18 year old kid surrounded by glass.

Blood was coming out of every gap/hole you could imagine, he was all swollen up and red. Dead as you like. Had jumped out the window. Caused a right mystery because it was 'suicide proof' glass and no furniture came out with him or before (theory was he used chair to crack it before running from the door to window)

All over some slut. Terrible waste.

Bitches be fucking nuts

>that's when i knew there was no god
Okay, retard.

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>Niggers
>Not even once
100% this

a colleague of mine at uni was a nurse in a previous career, and it sounds like this incident made her return to academia.

She was a young nurse in the psych ward at a major Los Angeles hospital. Plenty of crazies, one guy who liked to swallow batteries and another (black guy) who swore he was the real Tom Cruise. But they got one guy who was a determined suicidal. He'd tried many times to kill himself and had caused enough damage that he was on a colostomy bag.

Anyway, they thought they had taken all the right precautions in his room. No cloth anything, no sharps, no high surfaces,ground floor room, shower curtain removed, no tub.

But they forgot one thing: the shower rod. Motherfucker pulled out his own intestines and hung himself with them over that shower rod. Gotta wonder why they tried so hard to keep him alive.

Fucking decent thread op

but there is no god, don't tell me you believe in that nonsense in 2019.

So was it ginger or grey hair, faggot?

...

I'm sniffing bullshit could you actually do this? I'm leaning to fat nope

Who think was him...?

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Gynecologist here.
>Get called to emergency ward by attending childrens doctor.
>Woman had collapsed and was brought into the ER. Suspected miscarriage with a fever.
>Start checking vaginal opening.
>That stench.
>Fetus has been dead for more then 2 weeks but too large to be expelled naturally.
>Woman deemed too sick for c-section.
>Begin work on removing fetus through vagina.
>Flesh from waist downis all goo. Bones are floating around.
>Drain some of the goo and pick out bones one at a time.
>Time for torso.
>Torso too bloated, have to drain gas.
>30min to constrict the carcass in wire.
>1 hour of tightening the wire to force the gas out. Stench intensifies.
>Start pulling the torso out with stainless steel hooks.
> 30 min of careful nudging until we're finally done.

Afterwards I went and threw up. Threw up again later that night by just remembering the smell.

I stayed once just to comfort a guy who was very clearly dying. I didn't move him or anything, just talked to him while he was gurgling. I didn't want him to die alone. Was that wrong?

based dad

Sweet jesus I'm done with this thread now lol

Saw something similar to this. This is the main reason why I am ALWAYS aware of shit when I'm walking around. Never have headphones in my ears, never have my phone in my face.

No mans last vision should be a friendly face

I saw a homeless guy get stabbed to death over a pack of cigarettes when I was like 15.

Why didn't the sister just jump out after the baby she threw out?

Another time in comms

> Take phone call, woman screaming
> Zomg I just got a text from my husband saying goodbye, he's gonna khs, you need to get an ambulance here asap
> Ok, where are you? Dispatching it now, got cops on the way too

Dude had driven to their favourite place, just a city park with a bushwalk. Im trying to calm her down she is hooning through traffic to get there

> Ok, Im here, can see his van, I think he's gone into the trees, I'm gonna go look for him
> No. Stay there please. I need you to wait for us and we will look for him. If he's got a firearm I don't want you going after him
> She spergsout 'Just fucking hurry up you stupid fucking cunt. If he dies it's your fault, fuckwit I hope you feel good about killing my husband'
> deep breath user, its not about you

Units are taking so long to get to scene. Because gun dispatcher put a safe forward point on meaning we won't go in until cops confirm it's ok. Pointless because there's families all over the place, his truck is parked right next to a playground
I'm trying to get dispatcher to let our unit go straight in, all the while this woman is calling me a fucking arsehole.
I need to shut her up, keep her busy

> Do you have keys for his vehicle? Can you go in and see if he's left anything there that can help us?

Hear her fumbling around, truck door opens..... Instant screaming
> OMG NO WHYYYYYYYYY!!!! GREG YOU BASTARD NOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY DO THIS TO ME????? FUCKKKKK YOU GOD!!!!
I faceslap her over the phone
> Tell me what's happened
> DEAD DEAD DEAD NOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYY (low groan animal type noises)
Phone line stays open until police arrive. Crew grab the woman shuffle her away. Someone picks up phone talks to me.
> Advising 1 male pt, status 0. GSW to head, injuries not compatible with life

Poor woman had been standing outside the truck for a couple minutes not knowing her was in there. Apparently when she opened the door his brains and other tissue fell down onto her.

What? He shouldn't have seen a friendly face? Maybe, but his wife was dead next to him and his dog was thrown out of the backseat in the crash.

>(low groan animal type noises)
I know exactly what you mean. Fucking sucks.

>guy who had shot himself in the leg while hunting gulls
How?
>hunting gulls
Why?
This story raises more questions than answers.

Missed a comma I meant to say no, a mans last vision should be a friendly face

>humanity does retarded shit and thus reaps that lifestyle's consequences
>there is no god

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Oh, okay. Good. I didn't know what else to do, I'm not trained in anything but I didn't want to just stand on the side of the road and watch from a distance.

I'm sure he was glad to not be alone

I live in the prairies oh god oh no

You did the right thing. Gave him something to focus on in his last moments. It would have been comforting for him.
I was thinking this just last week. Saw a guy crossing on a green man, head down in his phone. Said to myself, imagine if a car goes jihadi, or someone turning overshoots, this guy would have had nfi.
Decided from now on, if I'm crossing the street phone stays in my pocket.

That's not always the case, out here in rural west Texas I was actually flagged down by an emt because they needed tools to open the car and fire was 2 hours out, I was in the police academy at the time and they had no idea I was a cadet.

That's why you don't go fast on unfamiliar trails.

>millenials were born after 2007

lmao what who told you that?

Probably just fell of his bike and got cut by guardrail post or something, as guard rails do nothing for bikers or people sliding across the road.

well NOW i won't

2000*

Oh was that the shit where a boat got stuck and the next one got tipped over and they fell into all the moving parts? That was fucked.

Just because its Yea Forums doesn't mean you have to be a douchebag for no fucking reason.

Back when Yea Forums actively did shit to fuck with people, it was always for a reason and people deserved it.

>not knowing that there is an afterlife
>in 2014+5
>digital.library.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metadc799144/m2/1/high_res_d/vol21-no1-5.pdf
>horizonresearch.org/Uploads/Journal_Resuscitation__2_.pdf

It is like people want to ignore the evidence.

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Whites fix problems, we need to be reproducing a lot. Other races hqve become vermin to the world and need to stop. Race mixing is an abomination as well.

>Response Police Officer in Scotland
>Concern for person call at a well known drug using female's house
>We force entry to the address
>Female is in bed, dead from a xanax overdose
>She must have felt ill or feverish or something because she got into bed with her electric blanket on full
> That was three days ago
>What's worse is her dog is in the house
>Her body has began to slow cook under the blanket and has contorted, folded up so she looks like she's on all fours
>As I go in, the dog is licking the juices out of her exposed anus
>Call my boss
>Sit outside in the stairwell
>The family eventually gets the dog back, they were never told

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Sounds like part 2 of Stand by me.

don't hit into toll booths

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Fuck bro I'm sorry...
That's messed.

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Gulls are normally illegal to shoot here, but the state often call hunters in to kill a few to keep the population down, that's what he was doing.

Fucker was resting, barrel pointing at his thigh, when he picked it up by the trigger. That's his story at least, but I can't figure out a better explanation.

Pretty lame story but only remember one time as a kid I was on holiday with my friend to the Czech republic because we were too poor to go on holiday ourselves.

This part in the river that has some structure to control water flow but creates a bit of rapids where a lot of people hang out at and go through on inflatable stuff.

After a while some firefighters show up and take their boat out into the river, start tossing hooks into the water, trying to fish something up it seems. Eventually catch onto something and bring it to shore.

Only a few meters infront of me they pull out this grey, bloated corpse, completely stiff in a bit of a seated position.

I didn't stay around to watch as I was a young boy at the time, but I know they pulled that corpse from the same spot I walked a few times already, and I fucking hate the thought of maybe having stepped on this corpse or being an inch away from it.

Fuck off dick

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Paramedic here for around a decade

I carry a pack of cigarettes on me at all time, all cigarettes labeled from different brands, like a sample platter. I don't smoke, but I carry them for one reason. We responded to a call of a guy walking down the sidewalk and a drunk driver hit him and pinned him. The only thing keeping him alive was the car since his torso was practically cut off, and the front bumper held him together.

I walk over and begin comforting the guy, and he asks me to fetch a cigarette out of the pocket on his shirt and the lighter. I take it out and light one, and put it in his mouth, took a few drags, looked at me and said "best fucking cigarette of my life". I saw the life fade from his eyes, but he had a bit of a smile. Before he went he had one last moment of pleasure. So anytime I go to a call and know they're not gonna make it, I ask if they smoke. If they do, I'll ask the brand and take out a cigarette, and let them smoke it with the last bit of life they have. I've had 3 people take me up (not including the first guy) on the offer.

It's hard to describe the look they had when they took that final drag, and smiled. Almost accepting their fate. Makes it easier to see them die in front of me knowing they were able to have the best fucking cigarette of their life before they bit the dust.

They way those people died was final destination type shit. Hollywood couldn't even dream it up.

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Someone jumped from the top of our office building while I was at reception on the ground floor. Most disgusting sound I've ever heard.

I looked into that shit, see how it happened, and I guess they were really just fucked, there was no way out.
Fact that it happened on such a casual ride and in a themepark makes it pretty grim.

you know i had to do it to em

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The way this guy died is the go to case we use when teaching new rescuers that you can't always save someone.

You are retarded.

A story of child abuse one medic had to report to police was really bad to hear, also just hearing someone in scared and in misery is hard.

Whoever pressed charges on you deserves a shotgun to the chest, because they clearly don't have a fucking heart anyway.

Holy fuck, can none of you niggers spell correctly anymore?

we never could, mojito

Firefighter here. I've seen a lot of the same shit, but the one thing that is forever burned into my memory is 200 cows burning alive and choking to death at the same time in a barn fire. It is what I imagine hell sounds like.

Kill yourself you nigger

don't be a faggot bro this is Yea Forumswhether you like it or not if you have a problem with gore or anything edgy go back to r*ddit or man up. Idc how old you are you should be experienced enough to realise this is exactly what you get in a place like this, if you disagree you truly do not belong here.

So is the next generation A.2?

Supporting the ATF on a stalk out in a OP witnessing a gun deal going down , Lot of rifles like a whole van full. Deal was on going when one groop shoots down the bag men and they drive off with money and guns.
ATF let them go for reason unknown.
The dead where left for the mountain cats.

Same for me. That's why I was so calm about it and knew he was done for. Guy accepted it. All the scenarios where they took a cig they were in some kind of similar scenario. Crushed by something that kept them together.

One call I got we went to a construction site, guy got crushed by a beam, broken legs, blood everywhere, he was a goner. Didn't smoke, but he was begging for us to finish him off. No one there wanted to do it, they were all friends and I obviously can't do it. Kept me up at night for about a month from his pleads to end his misery and I couldn't do shit.

Some nigger already stole his shoes lol

imagine being so butthurt about pure loli threads. kys

Define most fucked up.

I've been to DUI accidents where the fucking drunk barely had a scratch on him/her, but they ruined the lives of whole families. I've seen people who tried to kill themselves and fail miserably (as in shot off half their face but still alive), people riding motorcycles without / with helmets with massive head trauma and still live (though they have the brains of a turnip).

The one that still haunts me?

Construction site, building going up. They'd assembled an elevator along the side of the building to bring up crew and supplies. Now, this was a simple affair: Elevator "shaft", elevator cage, and counter weight. The elevator had no real sides, it was just a frame really.

Guy was going up the elevator, and his son, who was also working this job, was below. Father leans his head out to yell something down to his son just as the counter weight comes down. Sheared off the top of his skull. Kid looks up just in time to see his dad's hard hat and top of his head come tumbling down, while the corpse was up in the elevator, spraying blood out. Kid gets covered in his dad's brains and blood.

When I got there, the son was just sitting in shock, saying over and over and over "This isn't real, this isn't real, this isn't real, this isn't real." The two had apparently been real close. Dad had been a drunk, and literally the day he'd learned he was going to be a father, he got sober and got his shit in order. Worked his ass off, two jobs, to support his wife and son. Then when his son hit 18, the kid started working for the same company to put himself through college, and the old man was going to go back to school himself.

Anyway... That fucked me up. Not sure why that's always stuck with me, cleaning brains from this kid's face and shirt, getting him something to wear, and bringing him to the hospital for observation. The dad's corpse? Meh. Seen those. It was this kid's face, the look in his eyes, and the way he kept saying "This isn't real."

Er nurse here:

Septic guy at home w leg ulcers wrapped. Half dead in recliner for the last 72hrs. Cut pants off, bleach scented yogurt plopped on the floor, see something move... ok everything is moving. Both legs completely infested with moggots. Put him on pressors and call house keeping for wetvac. Lift to shower, irrigate and wet vac his legs. Later he died from sepsis in icu, after bilat leg amputation.

Cervical cancer, hemorrhage total blood volume out of vag in about 2 minutes, like empting a swiming poiol. And the morning of discharge home.

9 year old seat belted around abdomen instead of chest, headon mva. Lacerated liver, spleen, bladder, surgical lap 40 units blood. Cpr/ coding in icu for 3 hours on and off. Moms other kids all dead.

Afterlife does not imply there is a god lmao

Who took the time to bust a big nut on his eyes!? Why did nobody stop him!?

>pretending to be this dense

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work on your reading comprehension m8

Right?

>What the fuck, God would never let anything bad happen. There is no way that God isn't a super nice fluffy love monkey like cucked Christians describe him!

Get over the nice bullshit God theory. He's a strong ass hole that decimated his enemies. The Bible has just been fluffed up by the Jews. Seriously read an old Bible.. God is racist, vicious, and angry. If you aren't white, or even mixed a bit God wants nothing to do with you.

>Not an ER
When I was 7 I had a stalker, an unnaturally tall and thin (6’10”) Slavic man in his mid 40’s who always wore the same jean jacket. He would always watch my classmates and I during recess from his car with a pair of white binoculars. After the TA’s called the police the second time I didn’t see him again for about a few weeks.

One night I was sleeping and I heard a loud rattle at my bedroom window, thinking it was a storm I just tried to go back to bed. Then the rattling completely stopped for about 2 minutes. (All Window in my house at about 7 feet off the ground) Suddenly, I heard the same rattling at my sister’s window only. Then her window shattered. I ran in and saw a massive red axe through the window and the lower section of her wall. Motherfucker went back to his car to get an axe and get in. I ran over to my sister and jumped on top of screaming for help. My parents busted in, my mother hugging both of us and my father had a massive shot gun with him. The guy tried to get in anyway and got his entire fucking hand blown off. Blood everywhere. Slav screams and begins running back to his car, dad is in pursuit. I break away from my mom to watch from the front door. Slav goes back into his car, pulls out a handgun and fires it multiple times with his free hand. Dad stumbles forward and Slav emptied his clip. Somehow, my dad aims, fires and blows the Slavs head in.

I idiotically run outside, my mother is screaming for me to get back inside. My father had 7 bullet holes in him, 3 in the torso, two in the neck, and two in the head. He was dead.

My mom ran after me and immediately picked me up, called 911 and told my sister and I everything was going to be ok.

Thank you for everything you’ve done dad. I’ll never forget what you did.

it's god damn 5th grade math vocabulary any 10 year old should know, jesus.

Shit, man.

F
Your dad died a hero. You can be proud of him.

FML. Did the 9 year old make it?

Sorry, bro. It's the meds I'm taking.

>clip
it's a magazine. clips load magazines, magazines load firearms. dummy

Not the time forsuchtrivial matters. Have some sympathy for God's sake.

if a really attractive woman was chopped up like this, which half would you rather have?

Sorry man, it was pretty hard for me to type it out. Just realized I left some errors in the story, I’ll try to pay more attention

>that's when i knew there was no god.
KEK

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got to have been pseudomonas, right? Green color and vomit-inducing smell

Remind me again. Emergency Management er det engelske udtryk for Beredskabstyrelsen, right?

Found Antifa. Let me ask, have you heard the holy words from the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun? That would fix you right up.

not a FR but i’ve got a couple of stories
personal experiences:
driving to the seaside, see a car completely engulfed in flames, surrounded by emergency vehicles with the driver half hanging out the open door, completely charred.

Another I saw was driving the same route, a guy had smashed into the hard shoulder after having a heart attack and fucked his car, saw him laying there dead but wasn’t too gory.

The worst one is my uncles personnal story as a first responder. Report of a RTA, about 3:00am. Uncle and partner are first on the scene, this car had ran completely off the round down a bank. Two young guys in the car (approx 21 y/o). Passenger was fucked up but alive, driver had a huge tree branch literally though his head. The whole car was full of blood and apparently as soon as he approached the car he could smell the copper-like smell and instantly knew someone had lost a lot of blood. Never saw it myself but still a crazy story.

>Slav screams and begins running back to his car
>Dad stumbles forward and Slav emptied his clip. Somehow, my dad aims, fires and blows the Slavs head in
Now we know Ivan won’t be shilling anymore.

It is easier to live your life if you blame everything on god.

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stay mad hitler

Holy shit op god bless your dads soul

So much this. A boomer is anyone born before 1945 and 1965, making the youngest "boomer" a whopping 54-years-old.

If you're calling people in their 30s "boomers" you absolutely are a zoomer.

It was a fucking cesspool man. Pseudomonas, Proteus, Gram+. She was getting microbiologicals on the daily to try and figure out what to give her.

Thank you very much

>Someone who likes Loli is telling someone else to kill themselves.

LMAO who knew you could be this ironic.

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I guess so

>I’ll try to pay more attention
you do that

Stumbled upon a cut up lady when I was like 13 or 14 she was still a quarter alive. Some nig nog cut off her tits and slashed her up. enewscourier.com/news/local_news/athens-man-charged-in-murder-at-trinity-school/article_62b3a3ef-a75e-5697-8bf4-4d63bb67fb8b.html

it's just as easy to get these thing right as it is to get them wrong. if i can be called for a nono on some asshole"s prefered pronoun, then clip/magazine is a no brainer
dummy

You should be proud. Mercy in death only for the brave.

"Welcome ta Wustah, dollah twennyfife please."

damn, the cost of driving into a shitty town has really gone up

You were a based Kid

Oh and a for instance. God calls for killing all the time. He literally tells his people to go kill an entire town, kids and women too because two kids made fun if an old man. "Thou shall not kill." Makes no sense and is something God would never say. So when you're looking at a Bible turn to the ten commandments. If it says "Thou shalt not kill", "do not kill", etc you can count on that Bible being tarnished. The old Bibles specifically say "Thou shalt not murder". Huge fucking difference actually.

believe what you want
who cares ‘lmao’
you probably don’t have enough life experience to draw major conclusions

Yep, lige præcis.

not a first responder, but when i was deployed i shot at a cab that didnt want to stop at our ECP and it caught fire because of the tracer round and the guy burned alive as i just sat there and looked on.

You ever wonder what it would be like to facefuck a severed head?

F

Ppl coming in to the ER for their dick getting stuck, or some thing stuck in their ass is pretty normal.

Borderline personality disorder not classed as a psychotic disorder. She just wanted to self harm

>Cervical cancer, hemorrhage total blood volume out of vag in about 2 minutes, like empting a swiming poiol

What the fuck? You saying that someone was basically just sitting there chilling and suddenly bled out like that?

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what in the actual fuck is wrong with people, like what in the actual augmented effervescent fUck?? how retarded do you have to be to let yourself rot away like that? the first sign of something being seriously wrong I would report to the hospital. mankind seriously is doomed isn't it? how do you guys who work at hospitals keep it together and not lose it on the literal retards you have to deal with every day?

Good parenting

very motivational, thanks

>Cervical cancer, hemorrhage total blood volume out of vag in about 2 minutes, like empting a swiming poiol. And the morning of discharge home.

What. The. Fuck?!?

Just realized I thought about and made a decision to answer your question. Wtf no

I kekd so hard mate, thanks for making my day

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Did you fugged her?

It's what hell sounds like and what a restaurant smells like

So he jumped in 6 feet of water and died? Was he black or something?

> picutes of Osama Bin Laden's corpse the same hour seal team 6 shot him in the eye

> picture of Robyn Williams' corpse the day after his death, with the belt lines still imprinted on his neck

> daisy's destructuon

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just a civvie, but the craziest thing i've seen was this lady who got her leg absolutely smashed by a city bus. it was about 10 years ago, I was hanging out in manhattan and i was walking over to meet up with a friend, when I stopped and didn't cross the street for whatever reason. i don't remember if i had a phone call or what, but i remember going back to the street i was about to cross and seeing this lady in the intersection sitting up in the middle of the street. she was a cyclist and she was clutching at her leg just screaming. it looked like she tried cutting off a fucking city bus and it ran over her leg at the thigh. bits of her flesh were squished into the ground and the cops showed up pretty quick. they put a tent up around her and that's all i remember. fucking cyclists, dumbest motherfuckers in the city, they always try to cut off cars with zero warning, and then get into a hissy fit and scream at drivers for almost hitting them.

How often do gynecologists get called to the emergency ward? I saw you say that and knew it was gonna be something interesting/horrific.