YLYL - Fuck spammers edition
YLYL - Fuck spammers edition
Jayden Edwards
Christopher Parker
Joshua Jackson
Jose Stewart
Julian Richardson
Robert Bell
BLACKED.
Jordan Wilson
Aaron Cook
John Lee
Carson Collins
Jonathan White
Jace Sanchez
Brayden Rodriguez
Caleb Baker
Aaron Carter
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Gavin Hill
Jaxson Richardson
David Mitchell
LOST
Wyatt Wilson
it's funny because he posts it over and over again xDDd
Benjamin Edwards
Jace Phillips
kek
Lincoln Walker
Hunter Peterson
Chase Long
Isaiah Price
Oliver Nelson
Jace James
Luis Ward
Brandon Russell
Eli Fisher
Ryder Hall
Owen Davis
Angel Sanchez
It's barrow you fucking autist
Kayden Kelly
Jeremiah Ortiz
Jonathan Gonzalez
Jackson Smith
Lincoln Campbell
Connor Lewis
Josiah Parker
Adam Thomas
Hunter Hall
looks like a short waiting to happen
Brody Scott
John Evans
I have an autistic son and this made me laugh my ass off. Dude you gotta have a sense of humor with these kids. Also got a vasectomy as soon as I found out.
Evan King
kek. This is deep
Daniel Stewart
Damn. Gary's Mod is running on a dope engine now.
Caleb Ramirez
Blake James
Ian Ward
Blake Russell
Hmmm...So he was behind that
Isaiah Williams
How come you never see black school shooters?
Hunter Fisher
black dont go to school
Dominic King
kek'd hard
Matthew Harris
only if youre a noob mong like you, ESD protection is really good today. Besides, as long as you dont touch the thing i bet its fine
Kevin Martinez
Hunter Flores
Lost hard
Brody Young
It in no way resembles a mound of earth.
Parker Torres
poor guy
Dominic Hall
The word is 対立, you dumb bitch.
Nicholas Evans
>D
Benjamin Martin
Noah Reed
Michael Sullivan
Daniel Watson
Xavier Moore
Isaiah Ramirez
Gets me everytime
Brayden Reed
Josiah Martin
Sebastian Wright
discord.
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gg/Nr3tGDb
Levi Lopez
Kek
Michael Moore
Thomas Watson
It's "wheelbarrow". Not fucking "wheel barrel". It's not a barrel but it can haul small mounds of dirt.
Hudson Powell
Nicholas Thomas
Liam Green
Brandon Hill
kek
Ryder Walker
Top notch
HH
Michael Williams
Ryan King
Ethan Hill
Jose Jones
Ryder Fisher
too soon, lori
Anthony Powell
>Bibap
Jace Cooper
FUCKING KEK
Isaac Bennett
Ethan Scott
>travel ban brown
Michael Carter
Kikes made this
Carter King
>forcing another human to be your true love with magic
This is equivalent to brainwashing. You're better off asking for a wish that shows your personality more, like being a superhero, and attracting real true love that way.
Ian Lopez
They prefer to shoot each other in the streets instead
Michael Morris
>filename
kek
Jose Johnson
>your personality
>superhero
The average Yea Forums user is more of a villian. Antihero at best.
Isaac Edwards
Hahahahaha
Levi Jones
Got me
Hunter Ward
Christian Wood
xDDDF my sides lmao
Matthew Perry
Help, I'm uninformed. Is autism inheritable?
Noah Thomas
Christian Gonzalez
Ian Harris
true
Juan Roberts
See
Luke Lopez
>has science gone too far
Kayden Johnson
"Stimpy u idiot!"
Caleb Bennett
Also see
Bentley Long
>Don't expect me to read that
>Reads it
Justin Wood
Bentley White
Lost
Austin Bennett
>as a swede
why would anyone read the whole thing, when the joke's already told in the first sentence
Lincoln Price
Michael Brown
That's fake af and copied from jojos
Jordan Carter
Blake Jones
well well
Nolan Reyes
That's not brainwashing or forcing, it probs just matches you with the one you'd click with anyways.
Thomas Sanchez
Christian Jackson
So it teleports your true love from a distant part of the world and fills her head with knowledge about you so she can fall in love? Or does it create the perfect subservient slave in the image of your ideal woman? Still seems a bit dubious and definitely the most manipulative and malevolent wish out of the lot.
Ryder Cooper
is this terry?
Owen Brooks
kys discord tranny
Carter White
You whore
Mason Edwards
Jayden Wood
wow you beat me to it
Anthony Lewis
Grayson Walker
youtube.com
RIP King Terry
Brody Thompson
modern problems require modern solutions
Aiden Ross
>The average Yea Forums user is more of a villian. Antihero at best.
and edgy with a wicked sense of humor
William Powell
>Also got a vasectomy as soon as I found out.
fucking lost
Jaxson Peterson
everyone has their place in the world
Robert Cook
Jose Scott
Jayden Rodriguez
I wake up at around 7am each day and was an actual farmhand for my grandparents at one point, I could run one.
Aaron Kelly
File name kek
Lincoln Richardson
Holy FUCK how many did die? & Is thrre a story?
Joseph Bailey
i'd buy
Jaxson Jenkins
Can the psu even power that? They always cheap out on those in prebuilts.
Nicholas Sanchez
Wtf is this
Adam King
Just one I think
A story? It was a car crash. There was no fucking plot you idiot.
Isaac Fisher
>over reading comics just to be offended
Try not being an annoying cunt
Brandon Russell
Looks like a combination Pizza Hut/Chinese buffet
Ian Rodriguez
The average user is a retarded, chronically triggered FB tranny fapper
They're the mentally ill henchman the villain or superhero kills without second thought
Ryder Cruz
Jeremiah Howard
Kevin Butler
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Austin Green
LOST, gotta hate rapist's.
Nicholas Parker
Lost.
Eli Ramirez
This could be my computer
Parker Walker
Asher Allen
the cross eyes did it for me
Cameron Ward
this reminds me of mortal kombat for some reason
Jaxon Ortiz
Cameron Moore
Never forget, Apple hates you.
Ethan Ortiz
You could have at least put like 30 seconds of effort in. Here.
James Sanchez
kenny get off my fucking back it has been what? 20 years? FUCK OFF leave me alone you douche
Adam Hill
Meme this all you want. But the USA was actually run by a Hussein-nigger, for real.
Matthew Jones
Underrated
Blake Jenkins
>as someone who defines myself by my national identity i have never had the need for a national identity
Ummmmmmmm
Sebastian Moore
Ray showed you his swastika's, answer him.
Ian Hall
fake
Brandon Jones
The speech was real but the author never claimed it was a true story. The point is to illustrate how a forensic coroner’s job depends on context.
Nolan Walker
I miss Kenny vs spenny
Connor Johnson
Holy fuck I just watched that this weekend and couldnt stop shaking my head the whole time. Cringiest family ever.
Samuel Perry
isn't ylyl a form of spam?
Zachary Baker
You're fucking drunk if you think this site has ever had the kind of power and ability on display in that picture.
Ethan Brown
Elijah Kelly
Angel Williams
They are too busy shooting it into your innocent virgin gf
>Her face when
Colton Campbell
9/11 wasn't an inside job
Josiah Nelson
Christian Sanders
le epic xd
Christian Clark
That makes no sense but show more of that girl, or other girls.
Xavier Reed
Can nig afford it?
Logan Robinson
This
Xavier Barnes
Magnolia
Chase Gutierrez
Thank you for your support dude! I try to integrate to Yea Forums and it's nice to see that some people appreciate my sense of humour!
Isaiah Kelly
How does it not make sense?
Parker Wilson
I don't remember you bringing up faggots user
Oliver Young
Wyatt Thomas
/fit/ in shambles
Logan Cox
here's your (You) attention whore go play comics somewhere else
Jack Baker
Post girls in tight jeans.
Adrian Allen
I guess PBF can be used to filter out the sperglords
Mason Powell
Lost
Ian Hill
Owen Torres
While she's sucking him off again you're here angilry spreading lies. Take your meds you fat paki.
Colton Brown
Angel Jones
It makes perfect sense. Girl wants chad dick, not your brown tic tac.
Nicholas Morales
I'm autistic and I approve this meme
Joseph Reyes
Lost hard
Jordan King
Lost
Eli Gray
Noice
Owen Turner
lol that was me
Hunter Gonzalez
Ugly freak, speak fucking English.
Jaxson Cook
Cant believe im in tears over this garbage
Adrian Wilson
Based af
Ayden Edwards
Oh how the tables have turned
Jason Walker
Carter Wilson
You will never have her. He fucks her all the time and she loves it.
Eli Cooper
lost
Gabriel Fisher
Faggot
Thomas Bailey
clasic
Caleb Flores
>fuck spammers
>post stale memes
for fucks sake spammers were better than this
Gavin Gutierrez
You should kill yourself you waste of sperm, I hope you die of cancer so I can piss on your grave, and your family is going to get hurt soon, mark my fucking words pic related will happen.
Hunter Davis
>fak u muda fukin guy
You will never fool anyome into thinking that you are an English native with your awkward as fuck writing style.
Logan Jenkins
Burn in Hell kike.
Camden Morris
Jokes on you faggots I'm 24
Levi Kelly
Awww did i hit a nerve? Lol you will always be a paki beta. Get a girlfriend.
Logan Cooper
Take your meds, retard
Zachary Williams
The only waste of sperm is when your mom spits it out when she's working the glory hole lol
Anthony Harris
7am? How old were you? When I was working on a farm, I had to wake up at 5:30 every morning except sundays.
Ryan Walker
You haven't denied wearing glasses either, four-eyed ugly cunt, why aren't you swinging at the end of a rope?
Jaxon Hughes
Enjoy getting sw@tted.
Christian Clark
How do I get invited to this party?
Lincoln Bennett
Damn. Based and redpilled
James Wilson
Kek, enjoy getting bombed by the street shiters, paki scum
Connor Lee
She's swinging at the end of chad's dick while your dickbeaters frantically work on photoshopping hundreds of unfunny pictures of him.
Have you never had a girlfriend, or just never a white one? Paki beta lol
Joseph Nelson
Jon the turkey boy is here for keks :)
Isaiah Evans
Just go to the next puplic toilet, wearing your moms underwear
Christopher Wood
Enjoy knowing that the girl you are creepily obsessed with will be taking dick with a smile on her face while you spam threads on Yea Forums
Ryan Stewart
What is it?
Landon Edwards
I'll be laughing when the cops smash your glasses into your eyes at gun-point.
Jace Scott
It's from Clickhole...
Dylan Murphy
Holy fuck my sides
Carter Jackson
So you want a 20 year old to fuck a 13 year old? Paedo.
Juan Watson
I AM laughing at the knowledge that chad is banging the girl of your creepy obsession.
Caleb Wilson
Just keep on playing Fortnite while your mother sucks dicks for your tendies faggot
Jaxson Smith
Why were you trying to fuck a 14 year old girl?
Follow up question: how the hell did you get rejected by a 14 year old? Is it because you're not white?
Leo Jackson
Keep trying to defend a paedophile you freak.
Eli Cox
Who said his girlfriend is 14? Get some new glasses four eyes.
Christian Kelly
And with that post you outed yourself as a fat and lonely 15 year old
Juan Reed
Keep on sucking dicks faggot
Evan Davis
Triggered, just as the post predicted.
Wyatt Smith
There's a difference between a general thread and a thread that tries to bait people into answering and posts the same bait as the starting post every single damn time
Samuel Lopez
Definitely the wrong side, newfag
Benjamin Taylor
>i was only pretending to be retarded
Lol
Logan Cruz
Take your meds, paki.
Oliver Campbell
Kek
Can't believe this is still a controversy
Adam Gray
You are a pedophile and that's why you keep posting your fan fiction about a 13 year old girl getting raped.
We get it! You are a pedo and a rapist. And even worse, a shitskin paki.
Evan Ward
Charles Campbell
Takes your meds, paki scum
Dominic Green
Chase Sanchez
She's going to suck his dick tonight. She'll be swallowing a fat load while you masturbate in your pajamas.
Charles White
Mason Powell
Take.Meds.
Brayden Green
Grayson Martin
William Parker
Meds. Take them
Hunter Cooper
Joseph Fisher
That guy. Damn I was watching in disbelief the entire time. The father was fucked. The mother was fucked and so was the daughter. The ducks wrong these people? And then put the guy that seduced them in jail, coz how could he!!? white trash all the way
Angel Torres
Mehmet, please take your meds. Mother and i are very worried by allah. We heard you have been stalking a young girl and spreading lies about her boyfriend. Please come back to Pakistan, we have found you a very nice goat to marry.
Elijah Miller
We did it boys
Kayden Barnes
Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey
Kevin Bailey
Wew
Matthew Martin
Carter Martinez
meat was never fresher!
Justin Kelly
Does their existence really cuck you that much?
Christian Allen
finally
Lucas Davis
Angel Kelly
Does someone posting a meme trigger you that much?
Keep your falsely moralistic argument, rodent.
Samuel Butler
Salmonella as an STD
Jaxson Reed
Kidnapped in plain sight
Ryder Edwards
What's it from?
Adrian Harris
Nathan Wood
Connor Roberts
>No u
Eli Cruz
Yee
Connor Thomas
what? what did i miss again?
Luis Bailey
How long did you wait to use this pic?
Wyatt Howard
Don't celebrate too early.
Cooper Bailey
Caleb Ward
Thanks, nigga.
Julian Powell
about 10 hours
Justin Reed
>Swedish
>Relevant opinion
pick one
Anthony Johnson
>"SRP wins, SRP wins".
Autism Central.
Thomas Moore
A bunch of girls sell pics etc and generally use Instagram to be literal whores. A bunch of spergs reported these whores to the IRS, assuming they don’t pay taxes on that $. Now the spergs think life was changed for the whores and that this will cause the whores to redpill.
Alexander Lopez
i don´t get it
Dominic Bell
fuck is wrong with me for losing to this shit
Zachary Reyes
Suggested retail price?
Ryan Hill
"tell me about the mask", if i'm not retarded that's a reference to Bane , but i might just be retarded
Thomas Martinez
>STOP POSTING THINGS I DONT LIKE
Boo hoo :(
Liam Jenkins
You are both, right and retarded
Cooper Williams
Sperglord
Aiden Hill
Chase Morris
No, that paedo take your meds guy came up with some really autistic quote to try to provoke a response out of me, instead I'm just pissing myself laughing at how autistic he is.
Landon Wright
Cam whores were reported to the IRS for not paying taxes. Pretty amusing then the incels went full-blown incel again and it got cringy.
I doubt any cam whore went from outspoken socialist to out spoken libertarian but I didn't pay much attention.
Cameron Robinson
Show us the quote you autist, you could even show it to your doctor so he can confirm your Aspergers diagnosis.
David Foster
Are you 12? you have the intelligence of a 12 year old lol
Oliver Gray
Take your meds
Easton Young
Kevin Reyes
XD #BTFO #WICKEDZINGER #shotsfired #reallygoodjoke #GOTEM uwu
Anthony Cox
>do i look like i know what a png is
Grayson Ward
Consume your medication as recommended on your doctor's prescrption so as to properly help with your apparent mental deficiencies.
Luke Rodriguez
Talk about inflated self worth
Jordan Johnson
Eh.
Blow it out your ass
Chase Brown
>Triggered
Lol you're doing exactly what it said you would do. Why can't you just ignore it and look like less of a butthurt fag?
Josiah Walker
Jace Young
...
Grayson Garcia
Stay mad lol
Landon Harris
Thought so. Try not to get so triggered next time.
Alexander Kelly
Gabe is good at showing his magic-wand but he can't make Half Life 2 Episode 3 uh?
Jason Howard
>do I look like a fat paki sperglord that will never have sex?
>oh wait...yes I do
Cooper Powell
um no it doesn't
Eli Baker
>implying is not the same
>implying is not u
>implying implications
>profit
Brandon Bell
UR DUM XD
Cameron Morales
FUCK I laughed so hard. I completely forgot this was a YLYL bread.
Liam Price
Consume your medication
Austin Gomez
uncensored version?
>asking for a friend
Jack Lopez
gap?
there's a fucking universe between race's IQs
Connor Reyes
Ian Barnes
I'd wish more wishes, obviously.
t. Kike
Parker Richardson
i better consume her 13 yo pussy juicy melt
Robert Jackson
Ayyye I've been looking for this retarded piece of shit.
>scoops
Joshua Perez
Nolan Wilson
>Triggered American shitposts again
Angel Morgan
>Being this triggered
Joshua Rivera
Fuck, got me statuary grape.
Levi Green
You wish, last time your paki ass touched a vagina was just before the doctor double and triple checked to make sure you're a boy.
Cameron Turner
Get a load of these triggered cucks
Robert Jackson
American incels can't resist replying to this post lol
Robert Ramirez
Oliver Adams
Jaxon Sanders
Pedo
Dylan Phillips
>Like hurt children they will try to counter
Well that part proved true, so it must all be true?
Liam Ramirez
how can I lose to this
Luke Johnson
>Triggered American runs out of words
lol y u mad tho?
Gavin Cruz
Samuel Lewis
am i really tired or is everything slightly off
Jaxon Sullivan
Someone had a lot of time to samefag. Maybe 10% - 20% are different anons.
Nathaniel Peterson
ah fuck me dude i actually lost to this trash
Caleb Diaz
Impressed. I still wish i had mine. My parents aren't even fucking jewish.
Ethan White
You Laugh you fucking lose lol
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Isaac Rogers
being muslim is even worse
Isaac King
so basically a creche for incels?
Gabriel Bell
fucking todd you were supposed to patch that bug
Landon Nelson
Aren't sweeds the ones who made the dolan memes? I fucking love dolan memes. But they can't spell worth shit.
Jose Smith
The cats are awake.
Julian Reed
Meh the tower looks tall enough to me
Carter Ward
This needs to spread. This is the perfect response.
Carter Ramirez
Yes you do indeed, lol, your mum is a worthless whore.
Zachary Ortiz
I might be a pedo and my mum might have a cunt infection but TAKE YOUR MEDS
Oliver Ross
you are high, aren't you?
Bentley Ross
Boo hoo
Nathan Myers
LOST
Jackson Miller
lost
Caleb Smith
I can't wait to have a gap between my thighs. Forgot this was a thing.
Why the fuck do people keep making fastfood, calorie/carb saturated, and sugary products? Sure it tastes good, but is it really worth not having a sexy lean body?
Easton Cox
>Stay mad kid
Thank you come again
Connor Cox
Dude, this was edited. The original was her saving herself for negroes.
Gavin Harris
ah really? Gotta find the original then
Thomas Rogers
Will do salty boi
Andrew Hernandez
>It's 2021
>North Korea launches nuke to Seoul, starting WWIII
>US scrambles bombers from Japan
>The sky is blackened over Pyongyang by bombers
>They're all flapping like this
Andrew Reed
New YLYL.
Jaxon Jackson
It's all about hitting the sweet spot where addiction is plausible. The food tastes so good, and is made so cheaply. Fast food wants you to be a fat slob, more money for them. They don't benefit from a healthy sexy you.