Dubs decides what I write back. She’s a 0/10 in my book

Dubs decides what I write back. She’s a 0/10 in my book.

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Bio and body pic. Disgusting.

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Can i suck your ass

Ask her how her day has been

God, that sounds like an awful time for me.

I'm sorry I was born

If you and me were to sole beings in the universe. I'd fuck any other species and object that's fuckable before sticking my cock in you.

rerolling

i want to fuck your ass with peanut butter

Are you interested in watching me get fucked by 2 black guys?

rolling for this

You have enough fat to feed a whole family village

kek
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I want to fuck your peanut butter with my ass

Rolling for this

Moby Dick, is that you?

Can you fit in my car?

M’lady, you are an absolute fucking unit. Care for some tendies?

Got'em digits

He did it

"The beef sandwich at arbys atleast has mustard"

Hmmm...who guessed this..?

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Make like a banana and kill yourself.

get
deliver op

never happens

Done. Keep thread alive in case she replies.

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Bump

actually delivered

Man the harpoons, lads! Thar she blows!

Rolling for this excellent follow up

I like em chunky

If she responds, which I doubt, I'm rolling for :Did you visit Africa? Cause I know where all their food went.

Rollo

I hope your titfuck game is stronger than your looks game

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
You-you-you
You ugly!

Split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the white whale!

Mastodon fucking blows burrito chunks

Rolling for this mad lad

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Rolling

i wouldn't even wipe my dick cheese on you, fuck me you're shit

Rolling

Ayyy
Rolling for this one

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hai there cute lady! I happened upon your profile and found you intriguing. I was wondering if maybe you would enjoy a quiet night in with me where we order Chinese take out (chow mein for myself ^_^) and cuddle with my cat? I will give you a wonderful back rub and provide you with whatever you may need! and then I'll fucking kill you lol

yo pussy prolly smell like burger king

Lemme smash.

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*Sorry I meant maybe dick, in you.

Lol sorry I meant to send that to a really fat chick that’s hassling me lol. Don’t u hate those fatass losers! Anyways wanna fuck?

OP has abandoned the thread

just like your mom

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kek, that's now how this is going to progress

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Sorry I have autism and I lash out at women I want to do sex on.

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I can cum to anything. Including the likes of you.

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Rolling

Oh roll for this

Rolls

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Rolling

Hey!

I fuck with people on tinder and it's so fun just say something really kinky like Walling on her with a tube sock filled with thumb tax

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Rolling for this

No fun, needs to be at least a 3

How to tell if a girl on tinder is a basic bitch
> I like to *insert thing that 99% of the population likes to do*
Jesus Christ man. She’s so ugly she should at least try to compensate with personality but nope she’s bad at that to

holllly
Trips
my duuuud
You better deliver op

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Well I was talking about your matches but say it anyway OP

Which gender are you? I’m friends with a lot of LGBTQ.

Can I eat your poop?
I have autism.

Damn girrrrl u one decent unit ;)
Don’t worry I like em big, my momma was a nigger

Hey, how much for an hour?

winrawr

chop wood

I got other matches, but they’ve been radio silent for weeks.

chop more wood

fukn kek

WTF?! Okay, I got other old matches that went radio silent on me for the Triple Double, I’ll let y’all decide who to send it to.

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Bump for the dubs and trips combo

Penis butthole anus cum

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jessica looks like
>Hey, how much for an hour?


Astrid looks like a wood chopper

Would you be intrested in watching me while I'm furiously fisting my mama's asshole?

Damn. Jessica was the one I liked the most out of all of them and was gonna send chop wood to. F.

Jessa gun chop dat wood

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chop wood.

Checked for being funky

Dem dub dun lie fam

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I have a scat fetish

can you give me some of your shit when we meet

just 1 or 2 logs will do fine just please put them in a gift box

hahaha there used to be a bunch of tumblr pages about dick mods. Miss looking at all the weird dicks on there

Reroll

chop wood

Winner

I am a black. Does that bother?

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Ugh you’re right. She may even be a -1/10. What a fucking pig.

you’ll do. I need you to check my ass for ticks.

if you think she's that bad, why even swipe right on her?

how the fuck do you have matches

So I can ask Yea Forums what to say to her.

IDK. I’m a 7/10 at best

Lame op wont delivar