Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

fourth rolling for quads and to redeem myself

Look at all of the parents in this world and I guarantee >95% don't look like him. 0/8 bait

and 5th rolling to try to salvage my existence and prove you wrong. rolling

>Implying fat girls with no self-esteem don't exist.

Hmmm...who guessed this..?

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t.cuckold

nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

Then where do babies come from, user. Think it through, little guy!

i'm 5'10" and make 6 figures (not 7). decent looking but not like that guy. i have fucked ~25 women and at least half of them were hot as fuck

You can prove it literally by just leaving your house and observing society you fucking tool.

I did it. Fuck you cunt, you can eat my average dick now.

Only took you 5 times

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und again

He looks like a fucking turd lmao bro not all hot girls are retards

It only took 5 successful abortion and a failed one for you to be born.

I know some ugly normies that fuck cute bitches at parties. its a matter of being in the right place at the right time and not being an aspie. honestly stop surrounding yourself with aspies and spending all day inside.

Lmao bait is obvious

Yeah it's mostly the 7-8/10 girls that are the shallow cunts. Also fat chicks if black guys are around.

I’m an average guy, somewhat funny apparently. The key is a lot of push and a little pull here and there. PUA’s are idiots and so is OP. Push and Pull is the key

Lost it at 14 and I was only 5'4 and no job.

>knew ugly normies
>Is a normie
Great post user, keep it up.
Don't forget to share it on plebbit.

You forgot that your ugly ass parents made YOUR ugly ass. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you LITERALLY can't.
>also, learn the difference between a semicolon and a colon, you fucking autist lmao

You aren't very good at this.

But....
>6'1"
>low six figure salary
>married 25 years
>had sex half an hour ago
Um....

Yeah right sorry.
>INCELLLLL

Uh... Whats considered "low" here

Ahahaha 6'5 is a fucking giraffe. You're saying my 6'3 doesn't cut it like a cizzorz?

1 0 0 0 0 0 , lowest value isn't it?

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Oh wait.. do you think you're serious?

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lol someone actually spent their time writing that post.

Oh derp I read that as "low 5-figure". Carry on.

Six figures is $100k plus, so my $120k would be low 6 figures.

You're not moot or Hiroshima Nagasaki, this is not your board. You're just another pathetic faggot. Get off Yea Forums and go outside.

Nah. Cut and pasta.

FAKE NEWS

nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

I told a girl she looked like (celeb name here) we texted for a bit and she came over and we watched a movie and made out. We had sex the next morning and again that night. I’m assuming it helped that I had my own place and car.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEE
GET OFF MY SITE

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Soon, female standards will be so high that OP's post will no longer be a meme. Whether OP intended to or not, he just gave a warning to future men.

Truly the worst time period to be a man.

>I know some ugly normie that fucked cute bitches at parties
It's the alcohol, which is soon to be outlawed since women are basically children and can't consent when drunk (men can though, fuck men). Thanks, feminism!

wow, that dude is gorgeous and ripped. must work hard in the gym

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