Convince me to become a left winger, Yea Forums

convince me to become a left winger, Yea Forums

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do it or your mom dies in her sleep tonight

We've got snacks. And... Idk bacon.
Weed? What do you like friend.

y'aint got no chill bro

Too hard. Requires a lobotomy.

You had me at bacon and weed.

It's a lie, they don't have bacon, vegans are over there on the left and they'd be too much of a pussy to offend someone without having a month long debate about the moral/social impacts of bacon.

first learn how to give a shit about someone that isnt your family/friend

You can suck all the dicks you can handle.

He's not leftwing, he's the most center of the sources I watch

why would anyone ever do that?

Become incredibly selfish and put your personal emotions first front and center above all. Boom, you’re a jerkoff soy chugger

>pretend to
>then make sure everyone else knows you do

sure buddy

you gain free stuff

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Nah man, we got vegans but most are chill af. They bring they're own shit to BBQs even, hard to give them shit really.
And they have the most bombshell buds usually.

He said left winger, you faggots are in the center now.

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You must be able to accommodate a grown man's penis in your ass

Dubs check'd

This sums up libtards

Dubs have declared

>Dubs check'd
>
>This sums up libtards

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You don't join their side your racist

>tfw someone says a thing you don't like

Do you make less than 6 figures a year and want your tax dollars to do something other than finance business ventures for the very rich? Then become a leftie.

Chelsea Clinton will suck your dick.

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Dubs

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Democrats are still praying that a Communist Regime will finally make them a somebody...

to get off to a good start, buy this shirt

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checked and confirmed

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>Satanic trips confirmed dems want to destroy USA.

Isnt there some other communist shithole you can live in?

>convince me to become a left winger, Yea Forums

Diversity is our greatest strength. Open the southern border.

It is a grand idea to flood our nation with millions of sub-85 IQ 3rd worlders who
> join gangs at 20x the White rate
> drop out at 3x the White rate
>of those who do graduate they read/math at the 8th grade level
>have shut down dozens of hospitals by refusing to pay their bills
> murder @ 4x the White rate
>use welfare more than any other group

So what if our schools are failing? If our prisons are overflowing? If our welfare systems are stretched and abused? If hospitals have to shut down leaving areas w/o nearby medical care?

All very small prices to pay for diversity and cheap gardners.

Ya done pulled a sneaky on us

Fact: America is not center. They are pretty far right. Liberal capitalism is the dead center.
Despite decades of boomer propaganda, welfare is not socialism, Republicans are not fiscally responsible, and having Christian family values is simply a projection to win votes.
I probably missed a bunch more but it should get you going.

if you have an IQ above 80, you're already inclined towards liberal beliefs.

Turn off shit like Rush Limpballs, Fox News and the like and the godawful nature of the foul remains of the Republican Party will be completely apparent to you.

The president is a barely conscious orangutan with a head injury. He speaks like a second grader and even his own cabinet calls him "idiot" and "fucking moron." NO SANE PERSON supports this criminal asshat. That's the bottom line here.

Democrats aren't always a treat but they're the party of SANITY.

Dub redpill

It’s crazy to me you think that. Can I ask you what you think the position of the American left is?

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He was so happy he cried when Obama got elected

No, being a Trumpanzee requires a lobotomy, retard.

Le funneee meme, kek

But no, Orange man truly is bad. Not just bad, he's despicable, a pathetic criminal, a dangerous retard, the enemy of all our allies who cozies up to dictators and have you HEARD him when he tries to TALK?! Europeans and Aussies already thought that Americans were fucking imbeciles. Trump affirms that in spades.

are you literally shaking, user?

>Ooohhhhh sick burn.

It's getting late you don't want to be tired for school tomorrow.

It's OK to identify as conservative and not like Trump.
There are dozens of us.

He definitely cried the night he was elected lol.

>if you have an IQ above 80, you're already inclined towards liberal beliefs.

45% of Blacks have IQs below 80 and they vote left nearly unanimously.

so did half the South

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i KnOw rIte!!!
DRUMPF IS LITERAL HOT-LER!!!

BTFO fuckin lol

>dozens

Yep, that's about right. Most of the actual conservatives are with the Democrats now, after all. The few that are still on the S.S Trumptanic will follow shortly.

kek

No, but he is a literal mentally disordered moron and a felonious criminal many times over.

That doesn't actually preclude the lower IQs from supporting them too, you know, idiot? It's simply a trend borne of the fact that liberals complete more and higher education than the insane right wing nuts who attack education.

Low IQ predisposes people to vote left to gets da welfare from da white man.

higher education = higher iq? interesting

cunt

>It's simply a trend borne of the fact that liberals complete more and higher education
How high is your education, fourth grade English writing class?

>implying liberals take classes that have any real world application