Tonight, we the boys of Yea Forums shall be enjoying each others company in this comfy cabin in the woods

Tonight, we the boys of Yea Forums shall be enjoying each others company in this comfy cabin in the woods.

come on in, pour yourself a drink, take off your shoes, and get warm by the fire. There are plenty of books to read and music to listen to, but why not spend a little time getting to know each other first? Tell us anything and everything about yourself. Not sure what to say? That's quite alright, I have added some sample questions down below. Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all. Be sure to respond to other people's answers as well!

>What is your favorite foreign food?
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?

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>Indian food
>Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie
>King of The Hill, Initial D (Clannad in second place.)
>Megan, she was really pale with brown hair and kind of expressionless now that I think back
>Abby was my first girlfriend, we dated from 8th grade to like the end of 9th grade, she cheated on me and it fucked me up pretty bad for a few months.
>dream vacation would be France, currently not in the cards
>I'm a bartender, and I'm currently working on something for a national cocktail contest.

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Mexican, enchiladas in particular
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Heart of Gold
>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
Avatar, death note
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
She was cool, turned transgender ftm in high school lol
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
I realized she wasn’t the person I thought she was after a year of dating
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
A road trip across the western US, this summer
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
Poetry mainly, but mostly read fiction and poetry, don’t write too much

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Chinese food
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Probably some cringe anime opening
>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
Favorite cartoon, Teen Titans (the og), anime One Punch Man (normie, I know)
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
Her name was Stacy (Ironic) and I never spoke back then. She would always say hello to me even though I never responded. She was a popular and I was a nerd so never really made any moves.
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
Ah, yes. Dated my best friend for almost two years. She was everything to me, we completed eachother. After a while it just got to be too much for me and I had to break it off. Was in some real pain for a while, still kinda upset about it. Life goes on.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
Already took it. Drove across the US, starting in California all the way to NY, stopping at some major attractions. Was a great two weeks of my life and wish I could re-do.
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
Well, I really like video games. Not very original I realize but oh well. I like to build computers and work on hardware and I'm going to school for it. So I guess that's something.

Let's toast

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>>What is your favorite foreign food?
It is so hard for me to choose as I adore all sorts of Asian food, though I am told that much of it isn't remotely close to what they may actually eat in Asia. I did spend a little time there growing up in both Guam and Japan. I am currently on a bit of a sushi fixation, but my go-to favorite is Korean BBQ.


>>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
When I was really young I mostly listened to Christian music that I got while at bible camps each summer. There was one I enjoyed in particular called 'Look what the son has done'. I still listen to some christian music these days, though I am not religious. Here is one I particularly enjoy performed by BYU:
youtube.com/watch?v=AdR79P-2ewo


>>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
I still enjoy cartoons as an adult, but very rarely do I watch anime these days. As a child my favorite cartoon was probably Fairly Odd Parents as far as the humorous titles go, and Teen Titans for a more serious American animation choice.

>>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
Katherine Elizabeth Fraser, a name that I refused to let anyone I know shorten from what I am told. I remember her being in my class as a kindergartner or something to that effect. I was apparently caught kissing her when we went to the pool one day, though I do not remember this.

>>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
I don't think I experienced heartbreak until my freshman year of highschool. I had been seeing a girl three years my senior, something my parents would not approve of. Once they found out she and I broke up, and I was devastated. I remember crying for weeks, and I was already grounded.

>>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
Tonight I am revising chapter 7 of my novel. I plan to record it and release it as one of those narrated creepy-pastas on YouTube. Only five chapters left.

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>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all.

>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all.

>FTM Transgender
How did that turn out? Does she pass?

>I realized she wasn’t the person I thought she was after a year of dating
How did she break your heart if you were the one at fault?

>poetry
Care to share?

Italian food
Run for the hills
futurama
Never had a crush
N/A
Probably a cabin in the woods.
My hobbies are becoming chores.

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>She was a popular
Was popularity really a thing back in grade school? I don't remember it ever being a thing in any of the schools I went to, and I went to five highschools.

>After a while it just got to be too much for me and I had to break it off.
How on Earth did she break /your/ heart in that scenario?

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>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all.

I loved her. More than anything. But it just didn't seem healthy between us anymore so I had to do what was right. Just because I broke up with her didn't mean it didn't hurt

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Probably Vietnamese food, or also path food from the area I'm visiting. but I'm really a steak man
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Honestly I don't think I had a favorite song. But it might have been superbeast from Rob zombie.
>What was your favorite cartoon?
Definitely going to have to go with Pokemon here to eat them all on VHS
Favorite anime?
50 Gundam seed or sailor Moon honestly I watch the anime too fast to pick a favorite
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
Shantina. She and I were each other's first real kiss because family members super close and everything. Nowadays we still look at each other and blush. we never really got together latter in life probably because it was one of those pure memories that we didn't want to spoil
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
"I no longer wants you as a friend, have a good life" start a text after we spent the night cuddled up watching anime. That's a lifelong crush gone. We were always super close together I don't know what happened but even our mutual friends separated... Still hurts.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
I don't really have a dream vacation but a free vacation I take I try to have it be awesome inspiring. The last was the Netherlands to check out my culture and family history.
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
I like to go /out/ innawoods, learn old timey trades like blacksmithing and woodworking. I also like to do some cozy crafting in fallout 76 in Minecraft.

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Break ups can heart even if she didn't break your heart, but the question was who was the first girl yo break your heart, not the first break up. I want tales of women hurting their men, though you are still free to share whatever story you like. What went so wrong in the relationship?

What is path food?

>Pokemon on VHS
I had to get much of the series on VHS as well, the WB channel didn't work in my own home so I couldn't watch it live. I collected up to the episodes of them stranded after the SS Anne sank. I remember loving visiting my grandparents because I could always watch new episodes at their place.

>Sailor Moon
Did you ever watch it again during its resurgence? Solar SailorS or Sacrifice?

>We still look at each other and blush
That is genuinely sweet user. Tell us how you ended up doing that first kiss.

>I no longer want you as a friend
Ouch, that one has to hurt. You didn't just lose her affections, but her friendship. Honestly, the reason was likely that she knew you were interested in her and she didn't want to have to deal with that. I am sorry to hear it, brother.

>blacksmithing
What have you blacksmithed thus far?

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>Vietnamese food,
hell yes.

so fresh. so flavourful. so good.

>How did that turn out? Does she pass?
Kind of, has a beard from hormones but still looks a little like a girl. She was never really that pretty, but back in the days I had a huge crush
>How did she break your heart if you were the one at fault?
I guess that really is more my fault. I've only really dated two girls and neither really broke my heart.
>Care to share?
Sure, I'll find a short poem and post it in a sec

Italian food, mainly risotto and other homely foods. I like the wholesomeness.
As a kid my brothers would play a lot of iron maiden so I listened to it too.
As a adult my favorite cartoon is Futurama and as a kid it was Ed, Edd and Eddy. Can't remember anime.
I've never really had a crush, there have been girls I found attractive but not ones I thought about dating.
Never had a girlfriend so I can't answer.
I don't mind where exactly but somewhere remote and empty(no people) lush green everywhere, smell of trees and fresh wind and just a cabin.
I play games and listen to music, but lately I'm becoming apathetic to it.

its food you find on the beaten path. like a small little 2 table restaurant on the edge of town, or at a locals house on a farm. maybe a food truck on America, or a tiny donor kabob cart in Europe, or rice cart on the streets of Taiwan basically any food you find when on a journey and not looking for a place to have a good meal.

Right, damn fine.

>Futurama and as a kid it was Ed, Edd and Eddy
yes, thats nice

> I've only really dated two girls and neither really broke my heart.
A lucky man, you are. I hope you do experience it some day, just so you can say you have.

>Homely foods
What do you mean by this?

>Ed, Edd and Eddy
I loved this show when it first started as well. I wonder how popular jawbreakers became because of the hsow.

>Never had a girlfriend
Why is that?

Please, if you don't want to talk you don't have to post here, but it seems like your intention is to give the simplest answers possible, like a survey or a checklist.

Interesting, I never thought of food in that way. I live in Los Angeles so there is a big focus on restaurants here.

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Wish I could stay. Have family coming over soon. Just want to bump and thank op for not being a faggot

A random poem:

Crunch, crunch, snap.

Uh-oh, that was my tooth.
Why did I think it was a good idea
To eat the skull of John Wilkes Booth?
It just looked so delicious
Sitting there, seemingly shouting
“Sic semper tyrannis!”

Cold, hard, dead.
It smelled like the earth and the soil
And tasted like dirt, nothing more.
You’d think the cranial bone
Of a murderous legend
Would make for a greater spectacle.

Crunch, crunch, snap.

Interesting poem. What were your intentions behind it?

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Homely foods, simple but when done right, delicious. Foods you can expect to be made anywhere at the dinner table. Foods that are appreciated as classics.
There are probably an abundant amount of reasons I don't have a girlfriend, I don't socialise very well and I've never really seen the point of one. I'm introverted so I like to be on my own.

>Sailor Moon
i didn't watch much more of the sailor shows, might do it now for the feels though.
>I no longer want you as a friend
Thats what im assuming. but yeah, even over finding a fiancee in bed with another guy that is the only on that hurts after so long.
>blacksmithing
a knife and some fuck-ups. lol but everything is practice and practice is rewarding.

>Tell us how you ended up doing that first kiss.

oh gosh... okay, well we were 'boyfren and girlfren' for like the eternity of 3 weeks by then, and ine day we were playing at recess and my bff since -10 years old Yea Forumsro was like "you two probably have kissed by now" and everyone made fun of us for being icky and we are gunna get married. after recess came nap time to chill the fuck out, but our littler hearts were over drive. we set up out pillow and blankets like normal, under our desks that we pushed together so we can sleep hand in hand.

pic related, kinda what she looks like now

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It's kind of a reflection on how unremarkable objects we endow with so much importance really are—the Declaration of Independence, at its core, is just a piece of paper. The Rosetta Stone, just a rock. John Wilkes Booth's skull, just a skull. We just make more of them (which we definitely should)

>i didn't watch much more of the sailor shows,
Solar SailorS and Sacrifice were two popular fan creations that were designed to be sequels to the original show. I only ask because I created one of them and am always curious as to how far it has reached.

>Even over finding a fiancee in bed with another guy
Oh my lord, please do tell that story.

>The story
It's cute but you never actually told us when you kissed, I am confused. Still, it reminds me of when I was in third grade and had been 'dating' a girl. Her name was Kylie and we never kissed. I would spend the first recess with my friends and the second much shorter one with her. We would hold hands and walk around the playground together. One day she skipped up to me with a note written on girlie paper, and then skipped right off. She was breaking up with me because I spent too much time with my friends. Upon hearing this another girl 'Amanda' who I had been friends with revealed that she had liked me all along and was sad when I started 'dating' Kylie. Amanda and I dated. The two girls could not be more different. With Amanda we actually got to hang out, as she invited me to stay the night with her. I was surprised our parents allowed that.

>Knife
Please post the knife, I would like to see it.

That is a very interesting perspective. I tend to write poems more so about my relationships and how I feel about them. I went ahead and attached one of them if you are interested in reading at all. Another user is working on turning it to a song at the moment.

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Where in particular did you stop and visit on your trip?

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Mexican food, not like taco bell shit though
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
The Boxer, Simon and Garfunkel
>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
Never watched any anime, My favorite show i used to watch was Tom and Jerry when i was younger.
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
There was a girl who used to be my neighbor, we were good friends. Talked with her until high school.
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
Same girl from above, i was relatively close with her. I never dated her or anything, she just suddenly broke all contact with me, which upset me. Still have no idea why.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
I play a few instruments, basically anything with strings on it. I like motorcycling. I have very few friends, so if i ever go out it's just to ride around and think.

>(part 2)
... so we can sleep hand in hand. but this time before the little giggles, the teacher telling us to be quiet, and drifting off, we were just staring ar each other with those eyes. (i be you have seen the thread around here "you wake up next to this..." its like that but we were both like 5-6) and then after what seemed like no time at all but felt as though it was 3 life spans she whispered "do, do you, want, to-" and she kinda wiggled her lips like she was trying to say the word, and i whispered back "i really do, with you." and then i saw the brightest and biggest smile i have still yet to see, and reminiscing on it now, the damn thing still brings butterflies to my stomach. she closed her eyes and i remember telling myself while looking at her lips curl into a pucker that "i can't get any happier then this and i can never lose this." i closed my eyes and then moved forward then out lips touched and all my muscles just melted, my bones froze, and my skin tingled down the spine to the toes up to my fingertips and that when i felt her hair. i had grabbed her head before i even knew it. the soft curls around each finger and the warmth of her neck at my wrist. our lips gently moved around the others as our faces adjusted their tilts to compensate. at the end of what was the longest and best kiss i probably still have ever had our bottom lips stuck together ever so slightly, slightly tingling as we pulled them away slowly like they didnt want to leave. feeling her breath come back long before i could remember to breath was what got me to peek open one eye and see her in the same pose almost entranced from the moment. then i saw her eyes open slowly and fallowed suit. we just smiled and held each other for the rest of the time. i gently played with her hair and teased her ears to make her blush a bit and then the lights came on and the rest gets a bit fuzzy, i think paper-crafts?

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tl;dr go back to redddit boomer

That's also a really interesting perspective, but of a very different thing. Why are you the "Renaissance Man", though? Because you feel antiquated? Because you feel "small by your side"? Because you just feel like an asset to someone greater than yourself?

>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all.

>reminiscing on it now, the damn thing still brings butterflies to my stomach
Just reading it warms my heart considerably. I had a considerable number of 'girlfriends' growing up, but I don't remember kissing them at all until sixth grade for whatever reason.

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>Why are you the Renaissance Man.
I am not, actually. The poem is about a friend, he is the Renaissance man. A Renaissance man is actually someone who is knowledgable and talented in several areas. It is something he aspires to be. He is an actor, particularly successful in the theater, but also took the time to teach himself the ukelele, and learn bull-whipping, and a few other things in an attempt to earn the title. The poem is really just about how much I admire this friend and my attempts to understand him and his sadness.

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I would like to say that I really do appreciate that the poem you chose wasn't /just/ meaningful, but that it also wasn't about a girl. I get so tired of romantic poetry, and nothing bothers me more than pathetic attempts at describing a woman with no real thought in it other than flowery imagery.

> Favourite foreign food
Thai 100%, chicken pad Thai, Thai green curry and sticky rice
> Favourite song from when you were younger
Wonder wall by oasis and oasis in general dominated my pre-teens I thought I was so cool
> Favourite cartoon / anime
Avatar the last air bender was an amazing show and I rewatched it recently. For anime I'd have to go with Hunter X Hunter still my fav today
> First heartbreak
I was never that interested in girls until around 13 when I met this one girl who wasn't that pretty or popular she was just really cool, she liked the same stuff as me and we clicked, I really liked her as a friend and started liking her romantically but never had the confidence to make a move, found out years later she had a crush on me at that time.
> First heartbreak
This one hit me hard, fucked me up for the last couple years. It was my first and only relationship, she was my first kiss and well first everything and life felt really easy around her I thought I'd marry her even though we were only 16. I'm not a great person especially when it comes to feelings of jealousy and I wasn't always great to her telling her not to wear certain things and not to talk to certain people and looking back I was such an asshole but too stubborn to realise it. We'd break up, get back together, break up, get back together until one time after a especially nasty one she had sex with someone else but didn't tell me when we got back together. Found out weeks later from the guy bragging about it at a party I was at. Couldn't bare to face her so blocked her number and never spoke to her again. I haven't been able to have a serious relationship since, terrified of being hurt like that again.
> Dream vacation
On a cheerier note I'm planning a trip to Vegas with my 4 brothers for our oldest brothers bachelor's party. I can't wait
> Creative hobbies
Ive been training MMA for 4 years and have had a couple amateurs, I mostly do it for fun though

>because I created one of them
which one? i will watch it right now!

>Oh my lord, please do tell that story.
okay i guess if you want the opposite of comfy...
i was working a high security job that entailed 12 hour shifts with multi checking spots and check-ins. she at the time was working at a petshop and we had one car. because of the schedules and everything i would normally driver her to work right after my work and shop if it was a short shift for her or drive home and sleep if it was a long shift. on occasion i would catch a nap in the car and then again at home. we were saving money for the wedding and another car so tried to condense everything best we could. well one day while i was working my relief officer got majorly sick and with the training, security clearance, and everything a replacement could not be had until another 48 hours past my end shift time. and they allowed me to in this circumstance take a 1 hour nap ever 4 hours at most for normal duty. i had a few energy drinks and dont sleep much as it is so i was fine, plus over time money here i come!. i called her an let her know that im locked in for another 48 hours and she said that she will switch a day with a co-worker to make it work. everything good atm. then about 30 hours into the long shift i get a replacement from another sector how used to work this before a promotion, and bitter sweet shift ending i decided to not tell my girl. since it was the 23rd of December and 5 days to the anniversary of us getting together i figured i would surprise her with flowers, favorite food, and an early gift of jewelry i had a family friend custom make for her (he was a retired jeweler, rest his awesome soul). and then i arrived to see an odd car in the driveway. "hmm must be family or something", unlock door and walk in. aint nobody here, music up stairs. "hmm must be playing vidya games" open door not noisy to see if i can sneak up to her and cover her eyes all cute style.

>Ive been training MMA for 4 years
That is really interesting to me. I have always wanted to learn something combative. My friend has been doing karate for about 6 years and it amazes me. Between money and scheduling it just hasn't been in the cards for myself.

>Vegas
Vegas was a lot of fun, and I never thought I would enjoy it. I am not much of a drinker though so refused to go until invited by someone who also wasn't a drinker. It was an interesting weekend, great food, plenty of funny interactions with ladies of the night.

>First heartbreak
That one is a bit of a tough one, though it is great that you recognized your problems in it. I hope you do get back to dating some day soon, women love a man who can handle himself in a fight. Just invite a girl to a match or bring her with you to practice, show her some moves.

>Found out years later she had a crush on me at the time
Isn't that just the worst? I had a similar experience, however it was actually with another fellow. We had spent the summer playing video games and when we finally beat it we didn't know what to do with ourselves. I had always felt a strange attraction to him, but we were both pursuing women in the neighborhood so I wasn't sure what to do with it. Years later on Facebook he just asked me why I never went for it. I guess he could feel the tension too but never made a move. I'm seeing a great woman now though, and he ended up getting the woman he was pursuing that summer pregnant.

>The Last Airbender
I can appreciate this objectively but I never found much enjoyment in the show until season 3. I really was disappointed with that Deus Ex Machina though, it seemed so easy to fix too.

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She fucked everyone. Absolutely everyone. Until it was gross and we had to keep secrets.

>which one? i will watch it right now!
IT was called 'Solar SailorS', but Toei animation recently took it off of youtube. It is still on DailyMotion if I am not mistaken, but unless you have a good memory of the final season - Sailor Stars, most of it will not make sense to you. The story was about Sailor Moon discovering the origins of Sailor Sun, as well as the identity of her father on the moon kingdom. Here is the trailer if you were a bit interested in that:
youtube.com/watch?v=3Do7x0_t4To&t=13s

>okay i guess if you want the opposite of comfy...
It isn't a comfy thread by any means. I like hearing the ins and outs of people and their stories. This one is great so far, can't wait to read the rest.

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Tldr but I'll bring the hot cocoa and alcohol

You should 100% start a combat sport I recommend it to everyone I know. Amazing for self confidence and meeting really cool people.

It's cool you can be open about a gay experience, it's super common but no one wants to admit it.

>(part 2)
"hmm she is naked in doggie getting raw-dogged from a dude i knew in high school (a trashy dude with nothing going for him) hes eyes said "oh shi-" his thrusts became "get what you can quick"
her eyes were "what the fuck" and her body was "run for the hills." i just say "huh...." and she screams "what the fuck? why are you here?" like its my fault she had 5 inches or retard in her. i said "i was able to get off early and decided to treat you to something nice, but i see he came earlier with something average to give you.." the dude was furious but the gun on my hip (part of uniform) told him he should sit and take it like a cuck and get dressed. she said "well his is better then yours" but her eyes were lying and from the 'preview' i could tell its a c class movie. "your right, he is better then me i hope... he can run faster i bet." moved to the side of the door and put my hand on my gun(just resting but it qued him to run so fast he jumped the whole staircase. i chuckled and she told me i didnt have to be a dick to the poor guy. response "i know he's poor but you dont have to title him poor" and to began a bunch of her talking and witty comebacks from me (im great at witty comebacks in high-stress times) and then i moved out the next day to my brothers and then got fired from my job the next day from that supervisor saying i was sleeping on the job when he got there... even though i would have had the allowance to do so if i was, but i wasnt. cameras and logs and check-ins did nothing but prove i was right and they simply said "its a supervisors complaint and a zero tolerance policy mean instant fired. i took it as a shit company and didnt revoke lawsuit or anything. fresh start on xmas day.....

>(part 3)
my brother threw me a party to get over everything and that was the day i found out i couldn't get drunk (or that my tolerance is so fucking high) 4 hours i consumed 2 bottles of jack, one fifth of sailors, 7 solos of 'jungle juice (basically everything with a percentage and some watermelon) and a bottle of vodka. nothing. just lots of pee and warm skin. but could walk a line straight with eyes closed while touching finger tip to nose, just nothing. i just ended up the 'bartender' and cleaning up everyone mess/puke/ect. now no one cares to ask me to get drunk, just to be the dedicated driver because they know i can't go over my limit.

bad ass bro ill watch it after a refresher of the original. thank man!
>I like hearing the ins and outs of people and their stories.
you are a good man.

also im going to grab some food for a minute so dont go dying on me thread.

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Hmmmm...who thinks was him..?!!

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back with food. i hope my story was entertaining to at least one of you

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>It's cool you can be open about a gay experience
It's an anonymous board, so it doesn't really matter what I say here, really. I am careful about who I share that with in real life. I would be lying if I said that was my only dalliance with another man though.

>it's super common but no one wants to admit it.
That sounds like you have your own story to share.

>You should 100% start a combat sport I recommend it to everyone I know.
I would like to before I am thirty, but right now it is an issue of money and time. I tend to work weird jobs, as well as produce content in my spare time. It's hard to get into classes with that as an issue. Whenever I make a large project everything else falls to the side.

I am helping myself to some flamming hot cheetoes now.

> like its my fault she had 5 inches or retard in her
Your prose is sloppy, but these descriptions are priceleless. Your story is hilariously beautiful.

>i see he came earlier with something average to give you.."
you did not seriously say this in the moment did you? Surely it is an embellishment.

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>Mexican or Italian
>I obsessively listened to Oh No! By Marina and the diamonds throughout middle school. I listen to mostly metal now but that song will still get me super hyped up
>My favorite cartoon was flapjack re-runs, always and forever. The only anime I watched to completion was Attack on Titan so that if
>Qt blonde with a perfect face. She was kind of retarded and ended up being a slut in high school
>Freshman year, found out I was just a rebound and she was trying to get back with her ex
>Northern Sweden or Finland. Looks serene as hell
>I collect antiques, the older the better. I like wearing old clothes and having old shit. Emphasis on wartime stuff for trinkets and whatever. I have an iron cross from WWII and a helmet from Vitenam.

well well well satan, calling me sloppy. lol

>you did not seriously say this in the moment did you? Surely it is an embellishment.

the tone was a snarky one which takes away from the insult imo but it is what i said to her. under lots of stress i think a million times a second and really just become a snarky insulting asshole since i made up my mind and i wont change it, in this case, 'the ride is over, have fun on the trip home' mentality.

i also have a closure story that related to her too if ya'll want that.

this whole fiancee story is honestly better when you listen to this while reading it.
youtu.be/Zyngs8HlP2U

I'd certainly be willing to hear it, but I am more interested in whether or not that man escaped. You ended the story with you pointing the gun at him and asking if he could run faster than you... did you kill this man?

Any pictures of your antiques or old fashioned clothes? I had a history teacher that would come in wearing a passed down civil war uniform.

Can u sing?

Here's a Soviet era tea jar that I picked up yesterday (still has tea in it)
There are instructions as to how to brew it and I know a tiny bit of Russian. I'm thinking about maybe trying it

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Surely the tea cannot still be good, could it? Would you be willing to show us the helmet?

Ah, there it is. put it on for us?

Coolest part, this was written on the inside when I bought it. Sometimes I like to think about Jenkins. I wonder if he's still alive out there somewhere or if he's buried in a ditch in Vietnam

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I don't exactly want to show my face, no offense

Why not?

That is pretty cool. Have you attempted to research?

Eh, idk. There's always the weird coincidence someone here might now me...
But fuck it. I'll do it

And no, I bought it at an antique store in Austin, which I was visiting from a state quite a ways away

Fun story, I stuffed the helmet into my carry-on and looked right at the X-ray. There was a huge bulge in my backpack and a large area they couldn't see through, and they didn't look through my backpack

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>Italians ok but is hit or miss for me. Like sushi an shrimp a lot, also tacos al pastor.
>Fav song was snow by red hot chili peppers.
> my hobbies are vidya, doing chin ups, and reading fake SS leaks on /vp/.

Oh neat, I just signed a lease on my very own comfy cabin in the woods myself, in the Smokey mountains. Pic related
I suppose fixing this place up as well as gathering firewood for the winter are my two new hobbies/projects

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i did no such thing, i know threats like that cause trouble. i merely stated my thoughts of him and rested my hand on my belt (which happened to be holstering a gun) lol

and the story has him in it too so it looks like im telling it!

okay so about a month after the trying to drink myself out and going through new years with a resolution to no take shit anymore and keep my guard up, i got a job at a warehouse and had an okay-ish birthday. after 3 months of warehouse making my body pure jacked (from size 38 belt to size 28, now can lift 100lbs bags with one hand and put it on shoulder and run since i do that ~45 hours a week now) turns out we are getting a new cashier, im all thinking "we have 3 and 2 are hotties, looks like im hitting the jackpot with this job" turns out it was a hottie, my ex fiancee hottie in fact.... she is still with that dude and now lives with him (this is one city away, small world eh?) i decide to treat her like nothing happened and that she is someone new i never met before and just not date her. all the time we had together just allows me an advantage against her, this is my game now. flirt with the other hotties and do my normal fun jokes and snarky comebacks over our headsets (not insulting this time). that and my /fit/ as fuck body allow the girls to flirt with me too (the other guys were super redneck and ugly guys so it also works for me).

>There's always the weird coincidence someone here might now me...
Surely anyone who knows you well enough to recognize you would know you just by the pictures of your collection and home, wouldn't they?

>But fuck it. I'll do it
That's the spirit.

>And no, I bought it at an antique store in Austin, which I was visiting from a state quite a ways away
Surely there are databases for who was in the war and who survived and who passed away. All you'd have to do is look for anyone named Jenkins, which I imagine is a last name.

That's the spirit! You had nothing to be embarrassed of, though you do look a bit high tonight. You look like you have an interesting home. Any other garments in your collection you'd try on for us?

>DETAILED

>italians ok but hit or miss for me
Any chance you've ever visited the north end of boston? If you get the chance, it's mostly hit for all of it.

I grew up in FL and thought similar, until I moved to Boston for a few years. Changed my mind.

Congratulations user, though it is unfortunate that the walls and such look so modern. Almost defeats the purpose of getting a cabin, though I imagine you will still enjoy it just as well. How large is it? I hope to own one someday my self.

It's nice to hear someone who can be so proud of themselves, I hate that we live in a culture that discourages pride. I have recently started working out and hope to get into shape myself. I'm glad you were able ot get some revenge, but what came of that? Do you two still work together? And you never really did wrap up your initial story, what happened with the man that night. I imagine he got clothed and left, but the details surrounding the action are what makes it so intriguing.

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Haven't been to boston but might go once I leave college. Am northborn but southgrown. Sorry for low deets, am on mobile.

Oh and here are my responses:
>What is your favorite foreign food?
I love home made Costa Rican tamales

>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
My first favorite song ever was by REM, “Losing my Religion”, as a kid I called it the “just a dream song”.

>What was your favorite cartoon?
As a kid? Hmmm... I think avatar the last air bender, was one of the few I tuned in to.

Favorite anime?
Of all time? Ghost in a shell, or maybe darker than black.

>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
I had a crush on a girl named kaleigh, I remember my first wet dream was about her. She was so dopey looking too. And in my dream she had a penis because I was still clueless as to how girls anatomy looked

>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
My first girlfriend who I was super into, one of those pixie type girls, broke up with me because “idk I’m just bored dude lol”. 3 months into freshman year.

>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
I’ve already taken it, it was living and teaching English in Costa Rica. :D

>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
I’m now fixing up my very own cabin in the woods!

Not high lmao. My friends tell me they're suspicious when my eyes aren't red, because that means I've used eye drops.
The jacket I'm wearing in the pic is a field and stream jacket from the 50s
I've got a cashmere admyra trench coat thing from the 40s that I've had 2 appropriate times to wear
I've got this denim jacket from the 70s-80s
Another green Field and Stream "stoner jacket" as my roommates say from unknown time period
And then a lot of flannels I've picked up from higher end thrift shops

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Thank you! It’s still pretty old, it just was rennovated about 5 years ago. And hey, better it than living with my girlfriend in the guest room of my moms house like I have been for 5 months.
It’s about 1000sqft I think, beautiful view and comes with 6 acres of sleepy cloudy mountain side land. Pic also related

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All good. I'm FL raised, Boston was a sobering experience. Great all around, but so different.

>I love home made Costa Rican tamales

Mexican here. All tamales are sacred. Fuck yes.

Also Ghost in the shell is the shit. Avatar TLA is amazing, watched it all throughout college with my then GF.

Damn that's aesthetic as hell. I live in flat nowhere land and that just looks so serene. I'd love to do acid in a place like that

>(part two)
she is starting to see me and my game just a couple months after the storm and i can tell it is getting to her, the other girls know that we knew each other but have no clue on just how much. this is where i thought. this really is MY GAME. and like some evil master mind decided to play chess using everything i had. since there is no thinking or creative output to this new job i made this my outcome. i would say normal things over the radio but slip in a pet name of a little thing for her. on occasion i would get a long pause before an answer or a "can, can you repeat that?" as to which i would say it again. and at closing the first time i really owned up to doing this like empathize the word when she asked me to repeat it, just to make her know i was doing it intentionally, i thought she was going to tell me its not okay tho do that but i could just see her trying to hide a blush and i 'didn't notice it' so that i could let the others notice it and ask her about it. playing right into my hands. she had a refreshed reason of why she fell in love with me and why she said yes not terribly long ago.

(The field and stream jacket was the one I wore in the helmet pic)

Let's Get This Party Started
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>as a kid I called it the “just a dream song”.
This anecdote is making me take a listen to it now.

>Avatar the last airbender
As a kid? How young are all of you, I feel positively old.

>Ghost in the shell
Is this really good? I remember watching the opening theme when it came on but would tune out afterwards. I had a habit of watching the openings or endings of a lot of anime, but not the show its self.

>And in my dream she had a penis because I was still clueless as to how girls anatomy looked
Jesus Christ, user, how old were you? If it makes you feel any better I had a similar dream when I was really young. At the age of four my parents had convinced me that women urinate through the anus, but I had a dream one night where I saw a girl peeing but she also had a penis. From then on I was convinced women had penises, and refused to listen to my parents. They shrugged it off.

>Broke up because she was bored
Those ones are always rough because they can make you feel so little, but if that is the worst you had in terms of heartbreak that isn't so bad.

>Trench coat
Please do show us that one as well.

>Not high
You look positively stoned, my brother. Otherwise, a very handsome man though. I dig the whole helmet vibe, I might try to find similar old antiques for my own home. Right now its decorated a bit strangely.

You are living in a creepypasta and I love it. Is your girlfriend living in there with you this summer? Please do try and take more photos like that, you could populate a comfy thread with them. It was raining on my street this week so I went outside and took some comfy video, here is the webm. I love living in the city, particularly in Hollywood, but I do wish that I could have the isolation of a cabin. You should give us a full tour of your cabin.

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>What is your favorite foreign food?
Japanese
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Sexy Back ofc
>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
Pokemon
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
I never had any
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
A girl used me as her therapist for months and treated me progressively worse when i couldn't keep up anymore
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
to italy. after i get married ill take it

Here is another comfy rainy webm I took while it was raining the other night.
>tamales
I enjoyed these growing up quite a bit as well. I had a great aunt who would make them in bulk and we would store them in our freezer. Every day for lunch we would microwave one, it was glorious.

>losing my religion
I finished it, it sounds like the kind of song you'd hear in a nightmare on elm street sequel.

Is there a part 3?

I do enjoy that film.

Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all

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the guy did get clothed and when i stated he could run faster he bolted for the door not to be seen again until this new story
>(part three)
about 4 weeks of this 'nudging' to her and flirting with the other girls i pulled stage two, involve her. i started openly flirtly with all three of the girls while still 'nudging' her and i am starting to her the girls becoming friends and talking more, asking more questions, after about a week of stage two, i heard what she said to them when they asked why she is always blushing around me and such. "well, uhh, i just, he kinda give that, well, god, i dont know i like him and he knows what to say and i dont know..." perfect just what i needed for stage three. i normally dont hang with people after work, but there was this training class for newer hires like a 4 hour drive away and it would take all day, and we are the only two new hires... perfect, now its not abnormal to be with her outside of work, since it is work. i offer to carpool to the boss and she passes it on to my ex as a best case for her. my ex was excited to take me up on the car pool apparently. so driving down the freeway with little traffic, she is talking like normal but blushing and smiling. i decide to keep the convo simple and relaxed to ease her nerves. the first two hours where talk about new movies and what this class would be, nothing to hint anything. then we stop for lunch, i instinctively pick a place that she would love to eat at without even asking, park and walk in and sit a corner table away from everyone so she would have to sit at a 90 to me and i sat closer to the middle to make it even closer.

working on four there may be like 5 at this rate.

I don't have the coat with me at the moment, I lent it to a friend for a costume party and haven't gotten it back yet...

But here's pretty much the coat, but without the middle part and tailored for men

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Also I swear to the good Lord that I am not high

I used to beg my mom to “play the just a dream song, play the just a dream song.” It’s odd because it’s only a small part of the song but it stuck with my child mind.

Haha I’m 25 now, I remember the episodes coming out quite fondly

It really is, it’s very complicated and deep though, and you have to really pay attention. As cliche as that sounds

I was in 4th grade, so however old that is? I feel silly now and wouldn’t tell anyone other than strangers on the internet xD

That one wasn’t my most rough, my most rough was when I moved to Costa Rica for a girl I met on Omegle, that I was absolutely in love with. And we broke up despite nothing being wrong, she just was scared of being in love. And suddenly our friends which were her friends were distant. And I was very alone in a strange country and I didn’t even speak Spanish well yet. I ended up staying in the country, but I moved from San Jose to the coast to get away from her and everyone. Became TEFL certified, I adored the country and people. It’s a very long story tbh. Most people can’t get over the Omegle part. (We met when we were 15 and stayed friends until we met in person when she was 21 and I was 22. Love at first sight. I took her virginity even, which she still had at 21. Catholic family and whatnot. Those ticas sure have the catholic guilt haha. But I’m rambling.)

It really is haha, hey if you’re ever near the TN/NC border and have acid you’re free to crash if you share lol

(You can tell if it's a man's coat if the buttons are on the right side, just in case you don't know already)

I wish I took more pictures haha, and yes we are going to live here together for the next 2 years at least actually. Once we get it decorated and whatnot (she’s an artistic painter type) I’ll definitely be taking more comfy pictures, this is the view from sitting in the living room

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>Also I swear to the good Lord that I am not high
I believe you brother, some of us just have those sorts of eyes. Perhaps it's less noticeable in person as well. You are otherwise a completely handsome lad though, don't worry, though I'm sure you get that enough from women.

It's a shame, I was enjoying your collection if you have anything else to share.

>I'm 25 now
I am 26, but I am certain the show didn't start until I was in highschool. I was more asking what people watched in gradeschool, that is childhood for me, not teen years.

>Love at first sight
>took her virginity
>left you over being scared of love.
That's sad user, though I do wonder what the inner workings in her mind were for that. I imagine for a lot of people, or at least it's the case for me, that they just feel like they love the person but not enough to progress the relationship. Eventually you get far enough down that path that you have to decide if you are committing to them, casual is no longer an option.

That is absolutely stunning user. I hope you don't mind me saving these photos for potential future threads.

>(part four) i order for both of us after hearing what she was trying to decide between. after the water left she looked at me with a mix of 'oh you little' and a 'oh damn' all over her face and as soon as she opened her mouth i told her that the meal she is eating would only have this much sugar and that much carbs and it would be the best out of the two consuming less insulin. (she is a type 1 diabetic and i memorized carbs and sugar and everything in order to dose her correctly when we were together) shear dumbfounded on her face that i still remember that stuff let alone did the math before her. that turned to into a blush and comes stage 4, the final stage for checkmate. i 'caught' the blush this time and said "look up, you shouldn't hide a pretty face when you blush, and nonchalantly just took a drink of my drink. dumbfounded number two, blush number two, if i hit three its game. she mutters "its hard" in response and my quick wits make me say, "it's not right now, but you know what it thinks of you." nonchalant drink again. dumbfounded number three and blush number three. i state "i didn't mean to say that out loud" i totally did but now she thinks i am slipping around her and i like her. and checkmate

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Chinese
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Don't really remember. Probably something cringy.
>What was your favorite cartoon?
Rocko's Modern Life
>Favorite anime?
Don't watch it.
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
Not sure I had any. Outcast.
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
Girl broke up with me through instant messenger.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
European backpacking trip starting in Ireland. Whenever I get the funding.
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
Bought a lockpicking set. Trying to cook various things.

it first came out in 2005, so middle school for me. my parents also didnt really allow us to watch much in the way of any cartoons/TV when we were young. the whole "it rots your mind" and whatnot.

>I do wonder what the inner workings in her mind were for that.
she tried very hard to explain it to me, and in some ways I suppose I understood. She was in her last year of university and was swamped, and I was her first boyfriend ever, that she was simultaneously hiding from her parents and felt incredibly pressured by the fact that I moved across the globe to be with her. I think the latter is what did it, she felt like it would end anyway and she would be even more attached and it would be awful. andhey, maybe she was right? After a year or so of no contact we made up though, and are still very close friends. we still love each other and admit that, and also admit that if we were geographically close again, things would likely start up again, and someday we will. I still have never met anyone ive wanted to marry other than her, and that feels kind of sad to type with my current girlfriend in the bed across from me. I love her, but I dont know if ill ever love someone like I loved Valeria.

>I hope you don't mind me saving these photos for potential future threads.
oh feel free I would love to be featured in future comfy threads, I have a feeling ill be taking lots of comfy pictures soon, these mountains really are smokey. its very serene

I just realized I typed "and someday we will" instead of "and someday we might".
goes to show what my subconscious thinks I suppose...

she just giggles when i say that and then grabs her purse and tells me she will be back, head of to the restroom. i take a few good breaths and think of what to do now that i won, then the waiter comes over and says im a lucky guy with a girl like that. i say to her "explain please" trying to get that moment where my ex walk up hearing this. she says she was in the bathroom and heard my ex saying that she has fallen for me and that this could be her only shot to impress me and get with me. then as she gives me the last plate she says you have her in the bag and but dont let her know and dont play with her. i simply looked up and said "right, thank you, that really helps" and then the ex walks out with new makeup she did the way i like (simple and focused on the eyes not the the lashes)

I'm kind of a sped when it comes to women lmao so not all that much, but I'm no incel. but I don't have much else when it comes to clothes. I've got some various trinkets and shit.
Here's my favorite, from Mexico. Made of wood

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It's hollow so when it rattles it sounds like real bones

Femanon here, can I join this thread?

Yes

>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all

> I love her, but I dont know if ill ever love someone like I loved Valeria
You're practically a poet, brother. Thank you for sharing that full story with us, I love hearing the ins and outs of people's thoughts. It must have been difficult, I know I have outright refused to let someone move with the intention of being dating-distance from me because of how much pressure that puts on the relationship. Hopefully one day you'll be reunited with her, or at least find another woman you deem worthy of marriage.

What on Earth is that thing?

Is a part six coming?

Lets leave this one for just the boys.

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is that you and your family in the picture in the background? if so your sisters(?) are very pretty

>Favorite foreign food
Bean Burritos, mexican food
>favorite song from youth
separate worlds, journey
>favorite cartoon
Teen Titans (original from 2000s)
>crush from elementary school
Was just your basic school crush, never became anything
>heartbreak
hasn't happened yet, I guess
>dream vacation
I'd love to go visit the arctic circle and see the northern lights. Been to alaska before, its cool. Also, take it sometime before i die.
>Hobbies/projects
Tried making a foam prop, do some writing, doodling

>Teen Titans
It's interesting to see how many people appreciate this title. I think it peaked in season 3, but it sure was good the whole way through. I wish the finale had been more climactic in terms of emotional appeal though.

also,
>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all

What do you want to know?

>What do you want to know?
I am not sure what you are responding to there.

Nah, I did theatre in high school. That was the cast photo. I got the only male role, was very proud

It's a skeleton made from hollow wood. Don't know if it's an antique or not, my mom bought it for me when she and her boyfriend went to Cancun

>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all

What do you want to know?

>You're practically a poet, brother
hahaha flattering as it is untrue

Since youre interested, her is an excerpt from the novella I started writing after I met her, convinced it was the most life changing event I had ever experiences I recorded just about every detail so I would no forget. Dont mind the typos and whatnot, I havent edited it since 2015, and I kinda feel it should stay that way, despite some glaring flaws and poor wording.
some context: we knew each other for 7 years before we ever met face to face, we met in person in boston during a really bad blizzard. She was staying with costa rican friends going to MIT, and convinced them to let a complete stranger come and crash with her and them. They were all amazing and we are all still friends.

(its too long, ill reply to this comment with it. Feel free to TLDR haha, but its probably the most personal writing ive ever done, and ive never shared it with anyone but her.)

Every once in a while there is a gem of a thread that appears amidst the sea of crap. Well done OP, and cheers to the rest of you in here...

>that was part 5 this is part six
she is hitting on me hard, trying to up my comeback "opps that slipped" game. she is closer and more touchy. our knees were touching and she would occasionally graze her foot over mine wile peeking out of the corner of her eye to see me react. i would just barely smirk for a split second like i was trying to hide i know what was up. at the end of lunch i payed for it all and the cashier said "dont have too much fun to two" and my wits replied "too bad thats what i have planned" and a visible shock face with open mouths on both of them was my 'don't look back at explosion cool' walk away moment. in the car she started right up playing music of our glory days and singing, total giddy mood this is where i decided that i am going to get everything i can out of her but not break her heart because i do care about her just smart enough to not take her back. new game install 'thief: the welcomed grand theft' she got to talking about all the good things she sees in me like "you know you really got hot with this job" and "the other cashiers think you are cute and funny, i have to keep them off you" and i would reply with a twin-sided blade to test the last games effectiveness like "i was already hotter then whats his name, now i must be a model" and "keep them off me huh? what do you not want me for sleep with all three of you?"

more coming

(1/2)Tipsy-I got off the plane, and followed the steady stream of passengers to the baggage claim where my belongings awaited me. The airport was surprisingly abandoned, not a single diner or bar was open. It must have been one of the last flights of the night. I went to the restroom and looked in the mirror, I was nervous. I ran my hand under the faucet, then through my hair. I hoped I didn't smell too much of alcohol. I left then and returned to the baggage claim area where luggage was just starting to rattle down the winding track. I had gotten a text-They were almost here. I half hoped we'd meet outside. I found myself thinking more and more about what the first moment would be like that I didn't even hear her approach my right side.
"Holi!" She chimed, I was too focused on bags and my thoughts, I didn't turn. She repeated herself.

(2/2)I turned then and saw her for the first time. Smiling widely. We embraced for the first time. Hugged I should say. It was a rather pathetic hug compared to what was to come. I remember making small talk then, I was flustered and desperately trying to hide it. For the record, I think I did a good job. Though asking about the cold seemed so "lame." But I was stunned by her, I couldn't help it. I had known she was beautiful already. But I wasn't expecting to have my breathe stolen. It was hard to keepy eyes off of her and on the procession of suitcases. Finally by bag appeared and I walked over to grab it, I had taken a backpack, as she suggested. I vaguely remember her remarking on the fact. Her friends joined us then, Ta and Raphael. I greeted them briefly, attempting to be as un-awkward as I could. I'm not good with meeting people. We joked about how I was definitely 60 years old. I stopped to change out of my tattered but "fancy" dress shoes, and into my waterproof boots. Valeria teasing me all the while for wearing such inappropriate footwear. My wording, not hers. We talked about how cold it was and I then remembered my gifts for her: a hat, an ancient one that had until recently belonged to my mother. And gloves and a scarf that were, as I had joked, "the finest leather and the softest cashmere." She refused them immediately, and was almost...embarrassed by the gesture. Maybe that wasn't the case, but I remember that being my first impression and I had not yet learned to read her facial and body language. I told her I wasn't leaving with them, that I had no use for them. But I put them away for the moment. We boarded a bus for a place unknown to me still. Maybe central station? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy trying to take everything in.

Shitter's clogged

You can see chubby high schooler me there too, still pale as hell

>Tacos
>All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers
>Rick and Morty, Teen Titans
>She sat next to me on the first day of third grade. I remember that she wouldn’t stop rubbing elbows with me and I was annoyed at her at first.
>My girlfriend cheated on me with two guy, oddly enough, both were named Josh.
>California. I’ve wanted to move take a permanent vacation there ever since I was a teenager. I’m not sure when I’ll make it there, but hopefully it will be soon enough.
>I can’t decide if I want to focus on being in a band because I also want to work on my writing. I currently fancy myself an amateur musician, but hope to be director in the future.

That's surprising, most highschools tend to purposely get productions that have a lot of roles for both genders to include as many students as possible. This backfired at my fifth school though, not very many students were interested.

Based off of that, what you've shown us, and other things you have hidden in the background it seems you have some pretty eclectic tastes.

>What do you want to know?
I already asked questions. If you don't want to give detailed answers than there really isn't much of a reason to respond at all, is there? It isn't a survey after all, we aren't collected information for statistical purposes.

I just finished revising a chapter of my own little novel, I'd be happy to read your excerpt.

This has been a nightly thread for almost a week now, though I do believe it will be one of my last, if not the last outright.

> I wasn't expecting to have my breathe stolen.
I might steal this phrasing at some point.

How long did the full story end up being? Thank you for sharing that with us user. I generally don't enjoy stories of the romantic variety, but you have a charming way of telling them that makes them feel important without making them feel cringy. It is young, but it isn't childish. Does that make sense to you?

get cucked lmao

Well ok, it's a bit more than that. Basically, my school did this thing where four seniors would each direct a one act. They'd have one big audition and fight it out over who got what roles. After that they'd have a month the to put their respective shows together and then they'd showcase all the shows. During my audition they called me up 6 times to read the same parts and passed notes to other directors saying "don't cast him". Was pretty fun. Got to direct in my senior year.

>part 7 up in this
"keep them off me huh? what do you not want me for sleep with all three of you?" she stared off at me with that i dont know what to say face and i quickshot another "well you are right, three at once would be a bit much maybe just you and cashier #2 she is probably a really freaky kind and maybe a virgin too..." head snaps to me fast enough to slow earths rotation 5%. not a mean stare but that look when you are both turned on and upset. "what makes you so sure you can even get her to agree to something like that?" i was waiting this whole convo for this moment and the golden angels of combackery blessed me. "glad to see your down for it, i was beginning to think this trip would be a long day of blueballs."
she opens her mouth slowly with a from and then tilts her head and lightens her face to barely muster out an "i- " with her head still offset and mouth open. after a good minute of this she just goes "hmmm" and looks out the window. about 10 minutes pass and she turns to me. this can be stage 2 if its the right question.....

more coming

The role called for a stutter, which I had a little one when I was younger so I summoned the dormant tard abilities and stuttered like a pro

>>California. I’ve wanted to move take a permanent vacation there ever since I was a teenager. I’m not sure when I’ll make it there, but hopefully it will be soon enough.
It is a nice place, what parts are you looking to see? I live in Hollywood myself and love showing people around town when they come to visit. I know all the restaurants the locals will try to hide from you. Plus with enough notice I could get you a magic castle pass.

> I remember that she wouldn’t stop rubbing elbows with me and I was annoyed at her at first.
I live for the sweet little anecdotes like that.

>>I can’t decide if I want to focus on being in a band because I also want to work on my writing. I currently fancy myself an amateur musician, but hope to be director in the future.
That is a long list of goals, however being a musician and a writer can both be done even if you work a full time job.

Sounds like your school had a great theater department. None of the theater departments at any of my highschools were anything noteworthy, and I went to five of them! In Guam our theater department was non existent. We had a theater class and the teacher was supposed to direct two plays a year but never did.

I'm not going to lie, I kind of phased out around part 5. I will try to finish if you finish though.

>I already asked questions.
It's a back and forth, isn't it? Now it's your turn.

It's amazing how you can type, yet you can't seem to read. Perhaps in the next thread.

Yeah our teacher was an awesome dude. He was super nice, chill, and real when the needed to be He did professional theatre shit on the side and still found time to always do 1 play, 1 musical, and 1 1-act per year. Then he threw 400$ (100 for each director) at the seniors at the end of the year. We were very lucky to have him.

I read, I answered, you're snarky. Guess I'm not good enough for the circlejerk.

That sounds like quite a teacher. I always wished that I had become a teacher, but I never pursued it. I had assumed that the only reason I thought of being a teacher so frequently was that I spent so much time at school that I had internalized it as the 'next step' like becoming an adult. I enjoy my career field I'm in but sometimes I just wish I had become a teacher.

>though I do believe it will be one of my last, if not the last outright.

coincidentally this is my first, im curious, why do you think it will be your last?

>revising a chapter of my own little novel

oh? what is it about? I had never written outside of creative writing university courses before, and I never thought my first personal work would be romantic in nature either. I was also a sci fi guy.

>I might steal this phrasing at some point.
its all yours friend

>How long did the full story end up being?
I completed 1.5 days out of 9, and it took 24 pages I believe. I think spent another 12 pages or so bullet note detailing every single thing that happened over the course of that week. But I wrote those 24 pages during the time while I was working towards moving to be with her, once I got there I slowed down drastically as my memory-escape was suddenly my reality. And after we broke up it was too painful to write, so alas it sits unfinished, for now.

>Does that make sense to you?
It does actually, as I wasn't typing to any audience other than our future selves, no need to exaggerate.

And thank you for complimenting my writing, I am half considering continuing writing it now. As it's no longer painful for me to think about, more nostalgic.

>Guess I'm not good enough for the circlejerk.
How sad that you're not good enough for a group of people whose only requirement was giving detailed answers. You clearly can't read if you insist on other people asking questions instead of giving worthwhile answers.

Good luck to you regardless, go enjoy the porn threads.

What's your career field? I am in training to become a welder. Once I get certified my old theatre teacher is gonna pay me to make some platforms for them

>What is your favorite foreign food?
Chinese food. Always been my favorite since I was a youngling.
>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
Going to California. It reminds me when my siblings, my dad and I built our buy sell trade shop after he wanted to reconnect with the family when my mom found out he was cheating. He use to play it while we would remodel the section where our shop was suppose to be. It was fun while the place lasted, now it's just collecting dust since we closed it down.
>What was your favorite cartoon?
Regular Show. My whole family would sit together to watch it. Simpler times.
>Favorite anime?
Cowboy Bebop for sure. I'm a goddamn sucker for sci-fi shit.
>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
Her name was Faith. She was the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid my eyes upon. I remember back in older Facebook days when they use to have those goofy groups for like prom or something, and I met this girl who wanted to go out with me but I declined since I wanted to save myself for the one and only girl that made me experience an emotion I didn't know would fuck with me later on in life. Sadly, we never got together because I pussied out of making a move.
>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
Online relationship. She decided to go back with her ex and left me in the dust as if I were an used condom ready to be thrown into its place. Couple years later, we tried it again only for it to fail and never evolve into anything like before. Guess i was the fool to go back to that bitch.
>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
Fuck man everywhere at least. I'd love to just hit the road and travel across the entire U.S. before I die on a Harley with the old man.
>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?
Nothing much right now. I planned on starting to make music again, playing some more vidya, writing, etc. I write a journal whenever I have time.

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> Probably Italian or German
> House of the Rising Sun, still one of my favorites
> Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Didn't really watch Anime back then. Pokemon and yu-gi-oh, I suppose
>Girl named Emily. She was a friend of a cousin, and I grushed on her all throughout middle school. She ended up being my first kiss in High School.
>Yeahh, I built up the courage to ask Emily out and she said no. She thought of me as a brother at that point.
>I want to backpack around in Asia. No clue when i'll be able to do that, though.
>Currently like to creative write, I want to write a screenplay someday.

>coincidentally this is my first, im curious, why do you think it will be your last?
In the last few days Yea Forums has become tiresome for me. There was a time when the pornography and spam were just a part of the board, but now they are the board. Real discussion is so infrequent that you yourself noted how odd this thread is. I spend most of my time on this board just adding new words to the filters, but it does nothing to stop the onslaught of spam and people who seem determined to change their wording so you have to see their amateur picture sharing.

It's just time to move on. Perhaps I will try again in a few months. I will likely move back to /adv/, though /bant/ could be promising.

>what is it about?
My novel is called 'It Gets Weirder' and it is about a young man in highschool experiencing the Mandella effect. It starts in the first chapter with just strange inconsistencies in his day. He seems to have forgotten the birthday of the young boy he babysits, his friend is suddenly not in his class, his girlfriend is surprisingly affectionate and so on. Then that night, at dinner, his mother unveils a roast that he quickly realizes is the neighbor boy that he babysat. His family proceeds to eat the flesh of the little boy as if it is no big deal, and our character has a breakdown. He eventually learns that his reality is merging with every other reality in existence, and as that happens it begins to get weirder and weirder.

>It is unfinished
I'm sorry to hear it, though it sounds like it served a great purpose while you were writing it. It is sweet to think that you in particular can only write something when it is so exciting to you that you can't possibly contain the thoughts in your mind alone.

>as I wasn't typing to any audience other than our future selves, no need to exaggerate.
I more meant the emotion. It had the charm of young love, first love, without the angst. People don't purposely exaggerate their love, but most people do by accident.

>As it's no longer painful for me to think about, more nostalgic.
Perhaps you can. Even if you don't write a full length story, you could still get some joy out of it.

Right now I just work in business, but it bounces around. It is perhaps inappropriate to refer to my employment as a career since my opportunities have been so varied, but calling them 'jobs' tends to give the impression that they aren't serious. For about four years I was managing a psychic, and it was a fun business to manage. After he passed away I got hired to be a host and then later a producer on a small YouTube channel where I found some success. I am now looking for a new job, preferably in business. I would love to produce again but it would have to be behind the scenes.

>I am training to become a welder.
Not a bad trade to get into from what I hear.

>Cowboy Bebop for sure
This is on my list to try after I finish Wolfs rain.

>Going to California.
That's a sweet anecdote user, thank you for sharing.

>I pussied out on making a move.
Was she interested though?

>making music again
Any links to previous works?

>With the old man
It's nice that you are so close to your father, I'm not on speaking terms with my own but I don't exactly mind that.

>I want to write a screenplay
Why not now? It has all of the pride of writing a novel but takes 1/8th of the time. I've written several, you can literally knock out an entire feature in a single day.

Hmmm. Business management is above me.

And yeah, welding is fucking sick. I'm really ahead in the class I'm taking right now too. The instructor tells me I have a lot of potential.

My only problem is that welding diagrams are very difficult for me to read. Hopefully I can just get a job where the big man just tells !e what I need to weld and how. Then I'm good

"do you, want.... uhghhh, can, hhmmmff, i li-" i cut her off. i knew if i let her finish she will become too close emotionally and i will have failed. "yeah good idea, i could go for a soda and a stretch too" she isnt thinking quickly, i know she is flustered "awesome" she says. we pull over to a little store and she goes for a drin and i fallow her and as she grabs it and turns around im right there and she presses up against me. i smile and say "looks good" while staring into her eyes for like a whole minute i can tell she wants to kiss. i glance down and grab the same drink as her, we pay and then head to the car and take a sip. then she turns my way and leans to kiss me. this is stage 2 complete, report in for stage 3, all areas are go remember the mission, if we fail here we lose everything. grab her neck and gently squeeze it while pulling her in closer and go full lust release kiss, hot and heavy kiss, grab her chin and turn her head and nibble her earlobe (her sweet spot for a turn on) i knew i had to turn her on quick or emotions will got to romance. i hear he gasp and she puts a hand right on my chest and feels down on my stomach. its seems like the /fit/ body is working for lust maker. my other hand goes to the point just over the hip bone and pulls her to face me with her whole body as i kiss her neck. her hand glides to my belt and started to pull it and the other hand pushes my chest back. she says "don't leave a hicky! i dont want him to see." i say "fine i'll try not to but you can all you want, i think cashier #2 would join if she sees them" "then ill make them where she wont see" game set an match boys its all smooth flying from here! she lifts my shirt and lick around the nipples and bites the abs as she moves down and i grab a big thin of hair and lift her head and full on make out for a bit, "my turn" and look down she lift her shirt and then we see people outside the car a space off.

>What is your favorite foreign food?
American continental breakfast.

>What is your favorite song from when you were younger?
AcDc thunder strike.

>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime?
Lone ranger

>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school.
I don't know this.

>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart.
First wife is dead.

>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
I have visit yellowstone Wyoming the summer and skining and Montana. I will be soon fishing in Idaho.

>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have?

Hobbies like guitar. Fishing. To camp. Also old American and German cars.
Just break from world. Not wired to obligation. To have no responsibly to other person. Be free of worry and regrets i have not lived dreams.

Say fuck it.

I stopped listening to doubters and decided to live my life according to me. Just glad I can say I found my passion and I will never give up on it.

>Business management is above me.
I'm good at 'organizational' arts, and I consider business to be one of them. It's the same reason I can write screenplays well but I struggle with prose.

>My only problem is that welding diagrams are very difficult for me to read. Hopefully I can just get a job where the big man just tells !e what I need to weld and how. Then I'm good
Perhaps you'll figure them out along the way as well? A lot of people feel the same way about music notes but they all get them eventually.

What is your passion user?

Motive power.
They hire many welding locomotives.
Job is go go go . same all day.

Yeah its just there are a million symbols and letters next to them, and even if you have a sheet that explains what they all mean it's still hard to decipher

Was she interested though?
Probably. I just stared at her most of the time and talked to her minimally.
>Any links to previous works?
I made a real short album after my first heart break that I posted on my Soundcloud, but I deleted it awhile back because I thought it was shit. It wasn't that awful now that I remember it, and I wish I had backup files to post. I started a little duo with this other girl I was talking to once but it never went anywhere: soundcloud.com/user-474344387
Skinny Penis and Untitled are ones I wrote. Hate Skinny Penis but love Untitled. Audio is shit since I only recorded with my phone.

This shit...

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Really? How do the others do it?

You just memorize it. Everyone else is struggling too so at least I'm not alone.

>Skinny Penis
Well obviously this is the one we are listening to first then.

>Probably
A man has no right to say 'probably' when it comes to a woman's affections. Until you know for sure you can't say that the only reason you missed out was your own nervousness.

You are the full metal alchemist. I can see why this would be difficult, though I imagine you have a bit more time to decipher than sheet music.

>Make sure to give detailed responses, we are interested in getting to know you after all.

Skinny penis was awful as advertised, at least until the end. It sounded like something by 'The Pillows' at that point. I get the same vibe from 'untitled' so far, though it gets rough along the way. It is a start I suppose.

>Korean BBQ
>City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2
>Sonic X/ Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball Z
>Sky, she was a blonde that was the same height as me, gained a crush on her in 7th grade, it went away after my Freshman year of high school when I knew she was out of my league

> I don't remember the 1st time a girl broke my heart/ make me feel sad, but I can tell you the worst one to happen to me; It was my Junior year, and I was going to ask out a girl to Prom, I just needed my sign done for the day, and I was going to get someone to do it for me, since I suck at art, during that day, I put on a good Polo and Khakis (I usually wear sweatpants/gym shorts and a hoodie and a t shirt underneath) and I see a kid with flowers and a sign, and I asked who it was for, and it was the same girl I was about to ask , and so, I asked my teacher if I could go to restroom, but I think he knew he saw the spirit of a man get ripped out of him. I went to the bathroom and I cried since I felt worthless, came back in a golf Polo and shorts since there was no point of dressing up. Never went to my Junior or Senior prom, and I never went to a single school dance in high school except freshman Homecoming

>Japan, hopefully in 10-15 years from now

>none

>>Korean BBQ
>>City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2
>>Sonic X/ Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball Z
Are you me? I adore Korean BBQ. We have a place here with the greatest tangy bulgogi sauce, I can't wait to eat there this week. I was also obsessed with city escape, I still have the lyrics memorized, though I can say that for almost the entire Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack, it was the first CD I ever bought. Boy, was I obsessed with that game. I also did my best to love Sonic X. I didn't really enjoy it much until the Sonic Adventure arcs. I would like to re-edit those and remove Chris to make two films using the original soundtracks.

>Crying in the bathroom
Oh wow, user, that was an awful ride to go on. Why didn't you just go for it though, surely you still had a chance? Did they end up going together?

>10-15 years from now
That is an awful long ways away, why?

>part 9 now and the last part!
we pull ourselves back together and head off. she is being play full the whole time rubbing me leg and dick to keep me hard the whole drive. "you want to give me blueballs after all dont you" just for a bit i want a really big load a bit later" she stick out her tongue and opens her mouth a bit "well its going inside one way and another." "or another" "no, AND another. at least" she bites her lips and unzips me. reaches in and grabs me over the underwear and the navigation dings "in a quarter of a mile turn right on (address) and you have arrived" she zips me up and goes "you may have to adjust yourself so you dont show" "no you did it, you fix it." she loosens the belt goes under and pulls the head outlooks around and gives it a quick lick and single suck and tightens the belt. "there now i really did it" "if only i brought that egg" (wireless vibrating egg on a remote) she looks at me and unblinking "you didnt....did you...." oh yeah its in the glove box, right here." "no, im not gunna do that..." "your right, i am." "oh god, what if someone hears it?" i park faces away from the building "thats not a no but i yes isnt it? get it out" i smile and she just bits her lip as she pulls it out of the glove box, "you planned this" "i wouldnt say that really" "yeah huh" i she hand it to me and curls her fingers in mine for too long that grab the button on her pants. she gasps and leans back closing her eyes and tiling head back till its pointed up.

damn text limit. 2 more coming

>the last part!
>2 more coming
user...

>>What is your favorite foreign food? Polish sausages
>>What is your favorite song from when you were younger? Move along by the American rejects or C'mon C'mon by the von bondies
>>What was your favorite cartoon? Favorite anime? Fav cartoon is courage the cowardly dog, fav anime fullmetal alchemist 03
>>Tell us about your first crush, way back in elementary school. No first crush till senior year in highschool named maria, took my shot told her she was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen, and I would like to get to know her more. She already had someone but said it was really sweet.
>>Tell us about the first time a girl broke your heart. No girlfriend yet (19)
>>What is your dream vacation, when do you plan on taking it?
>>What sort of creative projects or hobbies do you have? Occasionally write down my thoughts about ideas for storys, chcs, vidya, etc. Haven't attempted any creative projects yet, but suckass at drawing. I'm able to visualize every detail but can't recreate it on paper.

They can't all be zingers bud. This was way back when I was barely starting to play. Now I'm still in the learning phrase from procrastination but we're getting there slowly.

With Korean BBQ, I cook it myself since there are no restaurants near me that serve Korean BBQ.

>surely you still had a chance? Did they end up going together?

Well, yeah, the girl said yes to the kid, and I just felt like school dances are for me

For the 10-15 years, I had a little hiccup at a college I went to, and I am going to a local college, I am only 19

Yeah sheet music looks complex as hell too. I always wished I could play an instrument but that's not in my skillset

>A man has no right to say 'probably' when it comes to a woman's affections. Until you know for sure you can't say that the only reason you missed out was your own nervousness.
Maybe we'll run into each other one day. If I can run into one of my old elementary friends, then I'm sure I can run into her. Besides I found her on Facebook so I'll probably give that a try sometime. I'm too busy to go chasing old love.

I would definitely say you have potential. Perhaps in another thread you can show me a more recent work.

>cook it myself
I tried it once, but it wasn't quite the same. I paid twice as much for such a small supply of brisket and just did not enjoy it.

>I am only 19
15 years still seems very far off, surely you can save up enough for a small vacation in your late twenties. Youth is such a terrible thing to waste.

>but suckass at drawing.
Any examples you would be willing to post?

>Full metal alchemist
The original or the remake?

Learn to greentext, brother.

Everything is a bit easier with Social Media. You should ask. I once had a man ask me the question. It was a bit awkward, but it is good to reminisce. You don't have to chase her, but if you have the time to post in this thread you aren't 'too busy' to get closure from her.

Dominos pizza delivery?
Deep pan
Bbq sauce
Philip steak and bacon.

Awaken at 10 in morning.
Today is nothing. Hang over and pizza breakfast for champion.
Now all day is good.

What pizza you like?

details. im trying bro but this limit sucks

unzip and pull the away from her and see her sexiest lingerie (open crotch with pearls over the slit and black lace.) "you mean you planned this" as i reach down that silky smooth hairless opening (fuck yes lazer treatments) try and spread it but go good, have you every tried to grab a glass ball in oil using only on finger? she was so wet it was even more slippery then that.. beautiful clear grool all over there and starting to soak through the jeans. "dont get too turned on everyone will see." she moans as i lift my hand and lick it clean then grab the egg and push it in as far as i could, gently rub her on the way up and she grabs my hand to try and make me keep doing it. i pull my hand out anyways and put my fingers in her mouth she suck them dry i deep kiss her and say "i dont have to blueballs you i can make you cum all i want now." and then got out of the car. she fallows suit and is right on my heels and i can tell she is trying to hide the jeans becoming soaked buy holding her jacket over it. over the course of the class she would play footsies with me lightly and rub my dick making me hard under the table. i would hit the egg for a few seconds and hear a squeek and over 'lunch' (really a dinner for us) i just let it go the hole 20 minutes and told her she cant leave till i was done. i can see the eye twitch and leg shack that was her cumming and the stopped it and she ran to the bathroom. and then more of the same in class teasing. at leaving she whispered on the way to the car that we have to stop somewhere. on the road she had her shirt off and the egg going, on hand holding her hair and the other squeezing my balls as she was working her throat to the point of tears and gasping for air. forcing it down as far as she could as long as she could to get me to pull over. i found a good spot to pull over and turned the car off she was already climbing on top of me with pants gone.

I like anything with a focus on sauce and puffy cheesy crust. When I'm feeling extra rich I will overnight pizza from a Chicago place called Lou Mal Nattis. They have amazing deep dish pizza that made me realize I love spiniach on everything.

OP, its Mr. Antiques man/ welder
You say this is the last thread...
This makes me sad. You should post a link to a discord or something
Lazy fucks on this board have been dumping porn like there aren't boards for that
Threads like this are rare

It seems that our thread is meeting it's end. I just want to say thank you for all the interesting and handsome (I presume) men who shared this evening with me.

Rest well, fellows.

Demons enter the cabin.

>final final
"damn my little slut, daddy make it hard to resist?" "yes dadd- unhhhh"she puts it all in clearly she was tighter and i was harder then a neutron star. about an hour later when we were on the hood and i was choking her doggie style with a thumb in her ass (not the retarded way i found her after work) i was ready to blow and told her "be a good slut" she flipped around and got on her knees grabbed my ass with both hand and fucked her own throat tip to bass over and over while i blew about 3 barrels of SeaMonkey down her throat. squirting out the corners allover her, gasping i told her to get back in the car she's not done but we have to go. the rest of the drive she was naked, cum covered, playing with herself and sucking me. i would also play with her or grab her hair and use her head. when we go back into more populated areas she got dressed but i made her leave her soaking panties and bra (that she used to clean up what she didnt eat) on the dash for everyone to see and me to keep. it wound down from there, but after the trip we would find ways to please, play, or get the other off at work and she made excuses to be with me. (had to cover a shift, work late, a girl asked her to help move) basically treated her like the slut she was and she loved it even more then when we were together. after about 5 months of this i was promoted and she got found out about fucking me so often that the dude threw all her shit at the curb and changed the locks (lol nice) she found a friend from long ago and took him up on the offer to be a housewife and moved across the country where she sext and video sex'd me for weeks till she got engaged again and i cut it off for is sake.

the dude that she cheated on me with that got cheated on by me, well i saw him at a bar a few months later and he said "i guess we saved each other the trouble eh?" i replied "at least we got to have fun with it" and bought each other a beer and never seen each other since.

Fin

What's up lads?

I brought bourbon. Its freezing cold out so I could use a drink. Anyone else?

now you can see why the fiancee ordeal was not as bad a heart break as the 'I no longer want you as a friend' ordeal...

Never tried bourbon, not a huge fan of alcohol but fuck it. Let's give it a go

I said it may be my last thread, but I am not entirely sure. I think I may at least come back to make a thread like this even if I don't browse the rest of the board. I have considered making a discord but those rarely end well, they lose the magic that these threads create and devolve until no one posts anything. I do hope you and I in particular cross paths again though, I enjoyed seeing your collection. Perhaps next time I could share mine.

If you wish to reach me specifically however I am on discord as Icarus#5589

Not that kind of thread, brother.

I prefer whiskey, but a good bourbon is not the kind of drink you should turn down. It is always exciting to see people try a new alcohol, it makes me wish we really were all sharing a drink tonight.

Funny enough, my body rejects alcohol. I smoked marijuana a lot before I ever tried alcohol. For me, I can smoke as much as I want and not have any problems with puking. I once hit a dab pen 16 times and I was perfectly fine.

I applied that method to alcohol my first couple of times, and now my body just thinks it's poison

You'll love it.

Take a sip of the bourbon, chase it with a sip of coke, just like in To Kill A Mockingbird.

That is terrible. I don't really get sick but I find I am the opposite in that I enjoy alcohol but have negative reactions to weed, though I only really tried edibles.

Bourbon guy here.

I'm the exact opposite. Every time I smoke I feel like a goldfish in a whirlpool. I hate it. Went to spend a week with a girl in Humboldt once who smoked all the time and couldnt hang with it. The sex was dope though.

Yeah I can drink beer and wine OK butt if it has a bite to it I can't drink it without a chaser. Sometimes I'll just throw up before getting drunk. Its annoying, but I'm fine sticking to weed

user here, using shit laptop and don't want to go through the effort to post anything. Nor even saved anything on to this pc
The original fma 2003 version english, and yeah I didn't realize I was halfassed the green text when I as typing my b

To each their own, I personally enjoy the smell of weed and love the way people act when they are high so I have no problem with it. I think I acquired a taste for the smell because my roommate, who smokes daily. I also enjoy a nice beer, but whiskey is my go to these days.

We are very similar:

>favorite foreign fewd
thai for sure
>fave song from younger
my mom went down to louisiana during that big oil spill to help unfuck the situation kinda and she brought me back “reggae for kids” and that shit was awesome
>fav cartoon¿ anime¿
cartoon- don’t remember. maybe magic school bus ||| anime- initial d
>elementary school crush
this girl named haven. i was 2ndGradeBro, she was 5thGradeFemBro
>first time girl broke muh heart
uhhh i was 13¿? california femanon comes to michigan, meets michigan user, hangzout all cool like, leaves, heartbroked
>dream vacation
japan for sure. the culture seems so cool and i don’t know just the a e s t h e t i c of it all is really intriguing. i’d like to go and take a few tabs of acid and just walk around tokyo all night, fucc some thicc chinccs, i’ll take it whenever i can
>creative projects n hobbies
uhm i like to skate and film my friends skating so i enjoy video editing so that’s a hobbie i suppose

I hate the way it smells, but a lot of my awkwardness and social anxieties melt away when I get high.

The smell is beautiful for me, but to each their own. When I do partake in an edible I don't like to be with others. The first few times I had a girl over and I kept laughing and then crying. It felt like I was being emotionally tickled and I hated it.

I love a cosy thread.

Here is the song I've had on repeat for most of the thread, though early on I was listening to Clare De Lune

youtube.com/watch?v=kjlu9RRHcbE

The one time I did edibles I made them. I used almost two ounces in that shit so it had everyone fucked up. I've noticed though that people who prefer alcohol to weed are social when drunk and antisocial when high, and people who prefer weed (like myself) are antisocial when drunk and social when high

For me it is a mix even with the alcohol. I don't like drinking much when I am outside of the home, though I will have a beer while out and about a few times a year. I just prefer to keep a level head over all. Get me started though and it is hard to stop.

and yes true story, i do have photo and chat history to back it up in-case she figures out this is about her and says im trying to slander her name. but no i dont think i'll share it with you, but i will share this, a pic of when we first got together just before the lazer treatment. exif data says 8 years, 1 month, 29 days, 23 hours, 3 minutes, 40 seconds ago, so just a few week after getting together

I'm sorry to say I can't finish the story, user. I have my NyQuil kicking in and it is too long and complex for me to read. I apologize.

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Same. With pretty much every drug I do all I want to do is more of that drug so I can sustain that feeling. When you do that with alcohol you tend to vomit.

I'm lucky in that I only had two nights of vomiting with alcohol, both times were due to the 'beer before liquor never been sicker' clause.

np, just save it and read it later if you want. at least you tried

The "beer before grass, on your ass" clause is also true. Drank two beers, barely felt anything, then smoked a shit ton of weed from a g bong. Hopped in my friend's car, said "I need water" in a crypt keeper voice, then vomited everywhere

That sounds hilarious at the very least.

I am afraid I am falling asleep though, I need to lay down.

Good night boys.

Goodnight

>youtube.com/watch?v=kjlu9RRHcbE

Thank you for this, im costa rican user. significantly drunk at this point, sorry to not reply .

I am a pianist myself but had not heard this before, and very much enjoyed it.

thank you for your gem of a thread. Ever since valeria I have struggled with interpersonal relationships and even briefly connecting with a stranger on the internet helps a lot.
Its easier to open up to strangers I suppose, but thats also how I fell in love. I guess it is therapeutic, and I did not know that until now. You have my many thanks user.

>grew up with filipino food, i love filipino food
>didn't listen to a lot of music when i was younger except bionicle music
>Flapjack, for sure. haven't watched a lot of anime but i did enjoy death note and erased
>my first crush and first kiss was in kindergarten. name was Julianna and we kissed behind a bookshelf
>i am so utterly alone i will fall in love with any girl who is remotely attractive and is nice to me. coupled with my highly ruminative personality, this makes for a lot of mental stress. i break my own heart at least once a week
>somewhere quiet, i think. i'd like to live next to a lake
>i play piano, i draw, i write. i'm trying to expand on these hobbies more so i can learn to contextualize my loneliness better

>i break my own heart at least once a week
I felt that user, and I am sorry for it. Reminds me of the scene from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I play piano too, I am curious as to why you started? Improvising on the keys always helped my depression.

i've been meaning to watch that movie

started when i was pretty young out of boredom. there's a piano at my grandmother's house and my aunt used to take lessons so she had a bunch of books in the bench. it was on and off for a while but over the last couple of years i've clung to it more to distract myself