I'm Male 18 and drunk AMA

I'm Male 18 and drunk AMA

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Where are you from?

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bARCELONA, SPAIN

Nice pic btw

Would you help a struggling chubby couple in trade for private taken videos/pics?

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Send pics of what you're drinking

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Canyoureadthis?

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Chubby nothing, that bitch has cankles and is at least 200 pounds

I am not drinking anymore.
I was drinking tequila and some weird fruit juice in a nigger bar.

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yea
lol
i dont send nudes

Goddamn that's a hairy asshole. Show her big fucking belly you fat pig

She’s like 4”10 lol of course she does, still love her tho lol

Still not fucking chubby. Call yourselves what you are


Fat pigs

Want $ lmfao not your pics

And yes she’s usually pretty well shaven but those pics weren’t prepared for so sorry

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Then you aren't drunk enough.

why dont u give a fuck about anyone?

Dude im not Capitan Ahab Lol, I can get better girls

I bet, Beastmaster.

A whale washed up in Oceanside today, you want to fuck that too? I got. Some blowhole pics

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Ight, lol wanna have me do dirty shit to my fat ass wife? Cum on her donut without her knowing? Make her let me piss in her mouth?

Nigga nobody wants to pay for Slagathor, get bent

Lol taking a wild ass swing

Bet

C H U B B Y

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Don't need to, faterella

Why? Her luck gonna tip the scales?

I’m glad y’all find it fun telling me my wives fat as fuck, I know this. She was 150 when we married, act like I married that shit yo begin with

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when you're constipated do you imagine snorting a line of cocaine to help you defecate?

>act like I married that shit yo begin with

LOL, what? Did that corn syrup affect your brain?

To* lol

Do you have any nudes of girls your age?

And if that’s not what you meant you’ll have to explain it to me

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What would it take to get you to post nudes?

Honestly, how much did you weigh before marriage?
We all get fat, quit feeding the trolls

She honest to god weighed 150, as in my pic, her 3 weeks after marriage. Personally I weighed around 340.. currently down to 260.. hopefully she keeps getting jealous and joins in on the weight loss

yeah

Shit, dude, good for you. Hope your dynamic improves, best of luck

Balls or GTFO