Fluffy thread.
Let's cleanse Yea Forums of excessive amounts of porn edition.
Fluffy thread
wtf
glorious
Damn, I haven't seen one of these in ages.
I mean I don't like it
It's just cool they are back
unfinished OC, might as well post it instead of letting it languish:
The Birthday Party
You're Alex, and you are so excited! It's Saturday, and today you are having your tenth birthday party! Your birthday was actually on Thursday, but your dad said that didn't matter, since Saturday is the best day. You aren't sure you agree- on Friday, your favorite cartoons came on! He said Saturday was when there was the most action, you think because you usually go to the park on Saturday and play all day, which is why you have to go to bed early on Saturday, but he's probably joking anyway. Anyway, you brought cupcakes on Thursday and they sang happy birthday to you and you reminded everyone about Saturday! Your mother mentioned the games you'd play, and best of all, the games your fluffies can play, because everyone can bring their fluffies!
Your dad didn't like the idea, because he says your class will be a handful and a half anyway, but your mom told him that a lot of parents would be there, and Shelly would help. Shelly is what your mom calls Mrs. McDaniels, who is Morgan's mom. She is a Fluffy Grooma and Traina, which means she looks after a lot of fluffies for her job! Some of the other parents from your class and another Traina from where she works will help, which is why dad allowed it. Dad said that Shelly is probably doing this as a networking opportunity, which you think has something to do with the router but you aren't sure.
Dad said that he'd be the Rugrat Wrangler, which you knew he meant the kids, and Shelly would be the S-R Sitter, which you guessed had something to do with the fluffies. You asked dad what S-R stood for, and mom frowned at him. He said S-R was short for Senior, and mom shook her head. Your parents are weird sometimes.
Anyway, you are helping mom set up little bags of candy and party favors, enough for everyone and a few extra.
Everyone... You sigh. Your mom said you had to invite the entire class, including Brandon. You don't really like Brandon much. Sometimes he can be fun to play with, and he is the fastest and strongest in the class which is great when you play kickball on his team, but... Sometimes he can be really mean. His mother will be coming with him, so he has to be good today. Oh, and he's bringing his fluffy, too!
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You're Brutus, the strongest and toughest Earthy around! Your Daddeh said today you are going to a Pah-Tay, which he said might be fun. You ask your Daddeh what a Pah-Tay is, and he says there will be toys and games and other fluffies to play with and good things to eat, which sounds great! Daddeh tells you that you have to remember to call him Bwan-Dan at the Pah-Tay instead of Daddeh. he doesn't like it when you call him Daddeh in front of other little hoomins for some reason. Your Daddy-Bwan-Dan said the Pah-tay was for the class weena.
Weena. A stray memory clicked, something about...
"Dat Weena got da-Bwan-Dan in twouble!"
Your Daddeh-Bwan-Dan laughed and gave you bestest head scratchies.
(Never finished, but it would be tagged impending_something)
Not bad! I wanna see where this is going. Sounds like Brutus is going to end up finding out that the smartest and toughest earthy around still ain't shit compared to a boot.
...
I never did decide which direction to take it.
goddam i want to kill them so bad
I would unironically like one as a pet.
Did some buddy say bwaks?
I absolutely hate these. How does it get to this point?
I always wondered what mental affliction the people that make and post these possess.
It's certainly more than the average sadism.
These are my absolute favorite things to see on b
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>I always wondered what mental affliction the people that make and post these possess.
>It's certainly more than the average sadism.
Funny that you say that, I got just the thing for you
It's creative, I'll give you that much
I'd rather see bad celeb porn than mutilation of sentient hamster horse things. I know bronies are cringe but come the fuck on, this is worse.
As much as I hate the porn, fluffies are objectively worse. Cleanse the board of your own kind, please.
anyone got any rape ones?
fuck yeah. i would like to take this opportunity to collectively rage against western scientists for having not engineered a talking animal yet.
Would you want a fluffy?
What kind of owner would you be?
I would likely amputate its hind legs. That way it can play with toys but not be mobile enough to be annoying. I also like the helplessness of them. Maybe get a stallion to come by every now and again to rape it.
mummah needs to understand that her babies are for daddy to flush down the toilet for his pleasure.
moar
I'd probably do the same thing except use it as a breeding mare to cook and eat the foals. I'd pillow it and leave it in the toilet during the night.
I change my mind on that slightly. I would have one that's completely pillowed that I treat like a princess. The other two would be normal and I would completely ignore them.
The other two would get jealous at the attention the pillow gets and constantly abuse it. I would come in every now and again and console it.
Or maybe I'd be good to them all and see if they can cooperate with each other. No matter what though at least one will be missing 2+ limbs.
Unfortunately i don't have the next scene sorry user
I do, I got all of it and the side story
where the fuck did shaferaraks go reeeee! he's the reason I'm going to school for bioengineering
what happens next
Would you rape a fluffy?
Or would you condition it to love your cock every night?
pic for inspiration
here's the other side of the coin
if you do make these things exist one day user, make sure to hoard them in masses, and every year release more into the wild until its a widespread issue
They have to earn there keep some how
the appetizer before they get dinner. I would never be able to have people over though. You can't trust a fluffy to be quiet.
My favorite part of this comic is where the dad puts on a luchador mask and yells "ITS DIA DE LOS MUERTOS BITCHES" and starts wrestling them. I actually laughed audibly when I saw it
i won't tell anyone about whatever it is that i create or discover because of all the ridiculous ethic concerns.
He put hotsauce in one of the fluffies eyes right?
I would say so
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