What is the worst thing you have ever done to a girl, Yea Forums?

Like 4'10"-ish

I don't want no manlet kids

That's what EVERY girl does to a guy

I asked her if I could hold her hand...

>she said no....and looked away in a frustrated manner. That date ended fast...

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Made her have my children

Heyyy...he was behind of this..

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Shared her nudes with her family, including her sister, brother, and grandparents. she attempted suicide shortly after

Nice.

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Have considered doing this. Should I? Was it worth it?

I had access to the employee lockers at work and used a co-worker's cardigan as a cumrag. She'd stuffed it in the bottom of her locker and apparently forgot about it so I jerked off into it several times over a couple of months.

If you're a shitty person and don't care about karma, then sure

Jerked off and edged for 7 hours straight, my dick hurt for quite a while after that.

>muh karma
OK retard.

Ok but video link though?

Video link or name please?

karma isn't a real thing, hippie

Her parents owned a winery, she had a Master's degree, 10/10 attractive but by no means someone I wanted to be stuck in a long term relationship with. She had depression and I think bipolar disorder. She was insanely freaky in the sack too. Told me about how she used to sneak peeks at her dad when he showered, had an incestuous relationship with her brother. To be honest, it freaked me out, made me uncomfortable as hell and I used that as my "bitch we're done" excuse.

I've used other girls for sex, places to stay...

Thing is, karma hit me hard as fuck. Fell in love with a girl, she fell out of love with me and screwed me over big time. I don't play games with hearts anymore, but I've used my knowledge on manipulating people to actually build a strong, healthy relationship with a girl 8 years younger than me (yes, we're both adults, but she's in her 20s).

It's the Sammi girl that did the cover of Running Girl, she had a TY channel.

I mean the porn video name :D how can i find her video?

Don't do it. Karma is real, learned it the hard way.

>doesn't believe in karma
The ultimate signal of the brainlet

Found her. Just google girls do porn sammi. Thx

Brutally raped and murdered her.

Is it Sammi Daniels?

What happened?

Yep

playvids. com/v/dzh-XrRDyTf This is the Sammi video btw, have fun.

topkek

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There's always one faggot who has to be all xD I'm on Yea Forums I'll say something fucked up. Gtfo retard.

this

more like these plez.

>be me 17
>first year after braces
>start getting confident and flirting
>5/10 with full rack is female reject
>start flirting and hanging out with her
>she cuts and has a boyfriend
>walked right past red flags and fucked her mouth and tits in my dad's truck parked in graveyard
>she left her boyfriend
I bailed after that. Every time she entered a relationship after that it's like I got hard and wanted only her to fix it. I ruined 4 relationships and 1 engagement for her before she moved away

Side chick calls and says i missed my period! I said call me when you find it! Two weeks later, " hey i had my period can i come over and fuck?"

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Good shit.

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This post is what happened.
In short, I let my guard down and a girl did to me what I'd done to several but did it so fucking hard it cost me almost everything.

I learned my lesson

When i was wee, i booted a girl in the cunt and she fell to the ground greetin

I went through a bad breakup and then a FWB situation that also ended poorly. A girl in my office was really into me and I didn't like her but finally got drunk enough to stay with her one night, and I took out all my sexual aggression on her.
Worst part was she loved it and hounded me for months before finally realizing I wasn't into her, and quit her job to get away from me.

No I'm going to stay and post just to piss you off faggot.

You were right to do that

no, as the names already suggest, that is not sammi coggins.

> (OP)
>Heyyy...he was behind of this..
OMG stop

> sexual aggression
care to elaborate?

Pedo akert girl is underaged

Posted her on Yea Forums several times, trying to get anons to help me find all about her, got drunk and posted her full name and hometown, got banned.
She found out, of course guessed it was je.
Ruined my job and marriage.
Still not over her.
Well, the usual story.

biggy shiggy diggy

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Blackmailed a girl to fuck me whenever I wanted or I would send the nudes I had of her to her parents..good times.

Eh, okay.

good episode

FWB situation broke up because she wanted me to choke her during sex and I freaked out about it.
Well, when I slept with my office coworker, I tried it on her. Choked her with one hand and swatted her hands away with the other, until her eyes bugged and she got a bit purplish. It just made her wetter. I let her go and while she was recovering I flipped her onto her hands and knees, fucked her from behind for a bit, then pushed it into her ass with no more lube than what I had from her cunt. Fucked her dry and hard while slapping her ass and calling her a slut. She'd just gotten divorced so I threw in some barbs about her ex having used her up, too.
Came in her, cleaned up in the bathroom, then got her on her knees to facefuck her. I wanted to make her gag but she had no gag reflex and took it easily, so instead I ended up pulling out and cumming on her face while callling her names. Wiped my cum into her eyes, which were closed but probably stung her.

>Used her as my personal cum dumpster.
>Used her with my friends as all of our personal cum dumpster
>Wouldn't kiss her on the mouth after that.
>Made her fuck and suck the older creepy janitor from our high school because we (I) wanted/needed the cash.
>Started selling her to various vatos/brothers...she always cried while dressed in her hoe-fit for the day. We (I) needed the cash.
>Seen her just depressed, without any emotional value any more.
>Skipped town one night while she was on a date. Left her a Dear John.
>She hit me up time and time again, begging me to come back and make her whole again.
>I just couldn't. I was everything wrong with her, and it would have somehow got worse.
>I'm sorry every fucking day for what I did to her. I deserve hell for the hell of life I know she suffered.
>I truly am sorry.

I've never actively searched her out. I think I'm scared of finding a monster I created. But I've heard some things, and I think that's the most terrifying thing. I wish her luck with life.

Meet a chubster goth girl in a bar. Not asight to see really, but beer goggles working effectively. Fuck her and try to forget about. She falls for me hard, looks me up online. Really don't want anything to do with her. Bump into her occasionally in same place. She is clingy and annoying. Try to turn her down politely, she doesn't get the message. Ignore her, tell her to fuck off. Fast forward couple of months, in a club, drunk as fuck and rolling pretty hard. See the goth whale. Closings hours nearing and pretty sure that's my only chance for the night, I decide to go for it. Convince her to get into one of the single toilet rooms. She starts giving me a blowjob. Can really get it fully up but really going for it face fucking her. So I'm not getting it up, being frustrated to can't cum, losing erection and getting it almost hard again. She sucking and throating and I'm being rougher and rougher. God knows how long that must have gone on, we were interrupted by the club's bouncer who came to check the stalls because the party was over and everyone had left. Didn't hear from her since and one time a saw her after that, to my relief, she ignored me completely.

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How the fuck did you manage to get a 7 hour erection ?

Fuck off with that shit, you rotten shit.

BASED Scotsman

she made me wear panties

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Post all you've got again Yea Forumsro, it's what you want to do.

Had a girl in my class who really liked me, went on a little trip with her and some other classmates. Instead of fucking her, I fucked her friend raw and hard. Girl finds scratch marks on my back later that night that her friend left on me and breaks down crying. Gives me another chance and I get to fuck her too. Things go well for me and her a bit (I stop fucking her friend, the friendship between the two of them is now ruined) we plan another trip with classmates. I end up fucking a different friend of hers during that trip (raw and brutal, really fun) and the original girl breaks down again. Same exact thing happens where I ruin their friendship and she gives me another chance.
I like the girl and I don't want to hurt her again, but the sex is bad and I really need more. Still with her.

where's this image from?

Ghosted her with a colt 1911

How could ya tell?

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lived with my girl. she's eleven years younger than i am. she's 20 at the time and her 12 year old sister visited. shared a bed with us. when both fell asleep i fingered her sleeping 12 year old sister while my girl was snoring next to me. unfortunately she had some pubes already. hoped for a smooth young pussy to feel up.

Aren't you supposed to convince me to ruin her and myself again?
What's wrong with Yea Forums lately?

also. be 38. have an affair with an 18 year old. let her take nudes of her 13 year old sister in the shower.

jerked off to those and made her watch and tell me how much she wants me to fuck her sister. came in her mouth all the time. also fucked her regularly while she was wearing her little sisters underwear she stole from her room

If greentext: respect Yea Forumsro.

Nice how'd you find the 18 year old?

>greentext

looked in her direction.. :'(

kys ya scumbag

found her when she was 16... knew her from when she was a toddler

This girl I was in class with when I was 15 posted something on Instagram, it said "I'm going to put away my phone for an hour, so leave a compliment in the replies and I'll see it when I get my phone again", or some dumb shit. Me and some friends commented some things like "ugly, fat, retard, fuck you, loser, pathetic cunt" etc, and we planned to delete it just before she grabbed her phone again (timed by the minute). However, the dumb bitch obviously did check her phone in that hour, so she quickly deleted that post. She didn't come to school for two days. Shit was pretty funny but felt bad because the girl was insecure enough as it was, she always wore long sleeves so you already know what's going on.

Kek

I think if you're going to do porn you have to mentally assume others with find out so its kinda dumb to not be prepared for that. On the other hand just going so far out of your way to be a edgy cunt because "lulz anonymous" honestly feels more eye roll inducing as you grow up. Don't give a shit about either, I'd just as soon tell that chick shes retarded as I would call out the incel for hiding online.

Exciting story.
Faggot.

Ah sure, why not.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

Showed a friend what her fiance was getting up to behind her back, the refused to be the method of her revenge. She said she couldn't believe I didn't want to fuck her. I do want to fuck you, after cuddling with you, and making out with you, and having long walks in the moonlight. I want to be in love with you, not just boning you so you can send pics of my dick in you to your ex asshole. But I can't just find some random guy I don't know to do it. Then just tell your fiance I outed him and leave. When you quit being mad at him come see if you still want me to fuck you. Six months later she shows up ready to try, but I had a girlfriend.

>Meet single mom on Bumble.
>She's studying computer science.
>Start chatting, she's a sweet girl.
>Hasn't had sex in 3 years, was married, but her husband turned out to have schizophrenia and left.
>It's a really fun chat. Super compatible.
>Makes it clear that she isn't in it for "some fun"
>Meet up in person.
>Try to make a move plenty of times, but she claims that she doesn't want to get burned by it not leading anywhere.
>Claims she wants to take it slow.
>We go on several dates.
>One night, I get her in bed and I fuck the life out of her.
>I can tell that she hasn't been laid in a long time because of the way her body quivers and reaction to things.
>I make her mine.
>I clean myself.
>Her kid wakes up asking for something from her mom.
>I look at the kid's eyes.
>Something hits me.
>Say goodbye.
>Block her.
>Led her on and only part of me feels guilty.

Underrated post, also, not relatable because I've never had the balls.

10/10 pranks that never happened.

How did you learn to manipulate women like that?

BASED.

But you were kinda pussy for being reluctant to choke the bitch tho, not gonna lie.

i mean honestly, what'd she expect lmao, she's got a kid, what guy wouldn't do that?

This post should be a short film and the white text should be at the ending narrated by Jack Nicholson with slow rock music playing in the background

I convinced my girlfriend to blow my dog. I pushed and pushed until she finally broke down one night and did it. She cried the whole time.

I thought it would be really hot but afterwards I was just really disgusted by her. I wouldn't kiss her anymore. She was very upset and hurt. She said I shouldn't blame her because I'm the one that made her do it, but it didn't matter. I told her I wanted to break up but she wouldn't accept it. Kept coming around anyway. Finally I snapped. I called her a whore. Said she was disgusting. I told her if she didn't go away and leave me alone I would tell everybody that she sucked a dog's cock. She cried and then left. Never spoke to her after that. It's been years and I feel worse now than ever.

Are you the user with the goth girl wtih big tits?

>She's studying computer science.
Thats where you lost my intrest
woman dont do computer science

> be me
> ask a girl to a prom
> she refuses
> wait 8 years to take revenge to not raise any suspicion
> pay an illegal Mexican to shoot her in the street
> she survives but becomes a vegetable
> anonymously report my Mexican friend to ICE
> the only person who could incriminate me is sent abroad
>god it feels good

eh, there's cucks willing to put a ring on it.

Funny thing is, that she had all the qualities of someone I'd consider my soulmate. However, I do not want to feel uncomfortable by living with someone else's kid.

This her?
youtube.com/channel/UCD8V8dGKud0vUY7mhtvTvJw

You're a faggot for what you did

You expected a girl sucking a dog's dick to be hot? Fucking faggot

you'd have to be stupid to be in a relationship with a single mother

even single women are a mess and most of the time not worth it

single mothers are even worse

i talked to one once
people dont like it when i talk to them

hope you die buddy

I let my 8yo stepsister suck my dick I was 14. This was after weeks of her asking me to pretend she was my gf and do whatever I do with my actual gf. Turns out I wasn't the first one to have inappropriate contact with her.

Greentext this, I wanna know the whole thing

Well, I made up for it.

Maybe, maybe not.

I had a karmic blowback from doing it, but I won't claim that I wouldn't do it again.

there's a reason why they are single lol.

>One-i-tis cut contact for me for 5 years now.
>I have used her pictures to flirt with guys on OKC and other apps.
>I only feel regret some times, but then I remember that she didn't respect me enough to message me back.

I saw a video online when I was a kid of a woman blowing one of those white dogs with black spots. She sucked it's dick until it came and then she smiled up at the camera and let a huge load of gum drool out of her mouth and down her chin. I guess it stuck with me for some reason. Maybe because I was so young at the time. I don't know, but at the time I thought it was something I wanted.

Yeah, had a girl do this to me too. not fun.

>same

In highschool, I had the boy she liked write a letter that said he hated her and never wanted to see her again, had him sign it, then gave it to her. She was diagnosed with cancer a year later and died 3 years after that.... Studies have shown that cancer can be caused by extremely stressfull events. I legit think that I killed her...

Broke her heart, twice.

lmfao

Learned body language, learned what women wanted to hear in order to get whatever reactions I wanted, learned from trial and error with random bar sluts. Main thing while learning was keeping in mind that if I screwed up or did something awkward I would likely never see them again, learning how to fake confidence until I legitimately had it was key. After practicing on the fatties and uglies, I would go for the gradually more attractive girls. While doing that, I bought nicer clothes, had them tailored (surprisingly cheap to do), worked out. Eventually I got really good at it.

This reminds me of the "navy dude" girlfriend. Similar plot, same site. If I weren't a complete fucking idiot I'd doubt about the authenticity of these stories.

fuck off newfag

I was engaged to the love of my life. I didn't charish or appreciate her. She broke down multiple times crying to me, asking me to change. I told her repeatedly that it was always the same shit over and over. I told her I didnt give a fuck about how things were. She ended it with me, and it broke me. At the end, things sucked. I saw that she was changing and I realized I wanted to make everything better. I tried to fix everything when she had already given up. She made up her mind that she no longer wanted to be with me. I didn't just lose my fiancee, I lost my best friend as well. Even though I was shitty at times, we still had an amazing relationship and always had so much fun. I miss her everyday, nothing can take the pain I feel away. I truly am heartbroken and I cant stand the way my life is. Everyday is unbearable without her. We still talk, but I dont know how to fix things or if they every will come back together. I hate myself for being such an immature asshole to her. She is the love of my life and I no longer have her as mine. Take the time to love the person who is meant for you, because one day they will break. Once that happens there is no going back. It's been a rough couple of months, just about half a year now. And I am unable to function. I still go out and see friends. I go to the bar to take my mind off things or play video games with old friends. But nothing takes the pain away. Nothing I do makes me forget just how much I miss her. I am still completely in love with her.

My gf at the time hated another girl at the school and had been going back and forth with each other for years. The girl decides that she wants to start psychological warfare against my gf. Me and this girl are at party while gf is at home, shes discreetly flirting with me all night. Fast forward to the end of the party and people are going home, we live in a similar direction so get the same bus. At my stop about to get off when she grabs my dick and tells me to come to hers. We get to hers and fuck in her bedroom, not going to lie I didn't last long, about 2mins of missionary then I came on her bed. About 30 mins of awkward cuddling go by shes clearly not satisfied so she gets on top and orders me to fuck her again. I last a lot longer mostly because she was saying fucked up shit about my gf like "I bet her pussy stinks" "doesn't know how to fuck like me does she?".

Fast forward to next week in school, she's told everyone we fucked but no one fucking believes her, my girlfriend doesn't believe it for a second and we are still together a year later

You got kik or something?

I find this interesting, and would love to pick your brains.

no it's the first half of "a silent voice", but with legs instead of ears

I slapped a girl once. But, she was going fucking crazy (attacking me and shit), so I don't feel that bad to be honest.

>being this retarded

topkek what a plot twist

I used to have my girlfriend fuck my Army buddies sometimes. We'd play poker and get drunk. Sometimes if I was low on cash I'd offer my girlfriend Tammy up. She hated it and gave me hell when we were alone but she didn't refuse to go along with it. This went on for 6 or 7 years. Eventually I left the military and got a good civilian job. That's when she started pushing for us to get married. I told her I was happy with the way things were and had no desire to get married ever. That's when she broke down started yelling about what I did to her, said me I "robbed her of her youth", said she wouldn't be my whore anymore. Then she stormed off saying she was going to stay with her sister for a couple of days. So I change the locks, boxed up her shit and left it on her sisters porch. Funny part is I met another girl 6 months later, fell in love and gotten married in under a year. I'm happy as hell and would never consider doing those things to my wife. I don't think I ever really loved Tammy.

>>I only feel regret some times, but then I remember that she didn't respect me enough to message me back.

be honest how fucking aspies are you

I don't have a kik, but if you have questions, I'll answer as best I can. I am at work, so I'll probably take a while to respond.

It’s really strange the fictional lives and stories some lonely dudes will concoct and post on here.

Why do people make up stories about shit that never happened? Some of these are cringey as fuck, and sounds like some loser fantasy

haha you never know!

don't apologize, this is god damn brilliant.

"you're self cleaning"

absolutely going to tell the next chick this. idc how i have to force it into the convo

how did you learn body language? what did it entail?

also, how did you get over anxiety regarding bar sluts?

get girls preg then bail. was a navy thing.

One time I was scrolling through tinder and found a girl who I had for some reason stopped talked to a feed earlier. Anyways I decide to hit her up and tell her “oh sorry I fell asleep” as a joke of course, anyways she started talking to me and I told her I just woke up from a coma that I’d been in for two years after slipping and falling while feeding pidgeons. She believed me and we kept talking. I even acted like I was seasonings behind on game of thrones. Pretty sure she caught feelings for me and we fucked quite a few times before she found out I was lying because I screenshotted our conversation and posted it on Facebook. (Was private so idk how she found it) anyways I ghosted her again immediately after that. She kept texting me telling me she doesn’t care I lied and just wants to be with me but I never replied.

Good thing you're an idiot

Scrubbed my dirty asscrack with her toothbrush

how does it feel to know you abandoned your child?

this is by far one of the more autistic things I've read.

poor girl.

Came in her eye on purpose

i didnt abandon my children (3 maybe 4)

i let other guys raise them. they were all married or engaged girls. I think its natural. there are guys to put babies into girls, and guys who change diapers. plus i get to also get married and have a family of my own so every body wins.

Led her on for over four years in a reletionship and then told her I didn't love her. I was too much of a coward to end it earlier when I had to.

Currently in a relationship with a virgin girl.
Trying to change her but I doubt it'll go through so I'm ready to break up or ghost her.

You were just teaching. She needed to learn.

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this.
any fool willing to pick up another man's save file is playing the wrong game

Just exposure. Sitting next to them, learning how to approach them. One of the best things I did to learn how to talk to them was to talk to them with the mindset that I wasn't going to try to take them home, then I'd get them to do the talking by asking questions, feign interest, tell them believable lies if I had nothing to relate my own experiences to. They'd start dropping stronger hints. Once I worked up the legit confidence, I started fucking them.

Alcohol (in moderation) is also a great way to ease nerves.

?

i am not sure i follow you, i dont think the girls told their husbands. they wernt "willing" they just didnt know any better.

thats 3 or 4 that i got preg as well. idk how many married girls i fucked, but two stand out. one i fucked while the hubby took a nap on in the living room. i liked that because besides the wall separating us we were like 10 feet away from him in the bedroom.

another favorite was a house party were the couple had a fight. i was outside smoking so the gal just came outside and started flirting. we fucked on his car went back inside and kept drinking right in front of him.

Are you a good looking dude or decent looking?

Also, what was your excuse to go from bar to apt?

>Short girls are top tier imo
Glad to know you have shit generic taste user

At the time, I didn't think about how fucked up it was. Just a means to an end, a way to get what I wanted. After I got my comeuppance, I did some soul searching, self reflection, whatever you want to call it. I stopped doing it, but once I found a girl I wanted to be with long term, I used everything I had learned to make sure I'll keep her. I love her, but I'm being smart about it and making sure she stays in love with me.

I take them out to my special place, shoot them behind the ear and put them in the well with the others.

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Based.

Why? He put a woman in her place.

Karma doesnt exist. Shit happens. Its basically just a confirmation bias circlejerk

post proof faggot

ended an 8 month relationship because she was fat

better clean that well out soon, when I went to make a wish I couldn't hear my coin hit thee water, plus its starting to stink.

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Call it karma, call it getting what I deserve for letting my guard down after doing fucked up shit and thinking nothing could happen to me, same thing.

Yeah you did the right thing

What the fuck did she expect?

I used to be abusive to an ex-girlfriend. I'd smack her sometimes or pull her hair. One time I forced her to do anal. Another time I bit her tit until it bled. One day I came home and she was just gone. All her shit was gone. No note or anything. I half expected cops or something knocking at my door but it never happened. I've never been like that to any girl before or since.

>Ophelia "Speed Racer" Brown

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Are you a woman?

jizz on my friends sisters pillow when I slept over

No fucking idea. Common sense says that if a man loves you and wants to be with you forever that he wouldn't trade you to his friends right?

nearly there

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I have better than average looks, but that's due more to getting fit, having a professional stylist do my hair to better fit the shape of my head and look attractive (told him I was going out of town for a wedding that night, wanted to look perfect, then taking pictures and finding a lower cost barber to maintain it), dressing well and having my clothes tailored for a more athletic fit, otherwise I'd be just average. Start doing bench press, squats and deadlifts, you'll be surprised at what it does for your looks and your confidence. I've known guys who went from looking like trailer trash goth trolls to Chad just by doing what I did. I just followed their lead and it worked.

To go from bar to fuck pad, don't ask them - tell them. "Let's go to your place" sounds confident and makes it feel like their idea, "want to go to your place or mine?" Makes them wonder if they should be going in the first place. Make the decision a yes or no answer and you'll be surprised how often they say yes.

Nah, just learned their game and started using it

Clean it out?
Smelly?

That shows what you know about it.

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It was like 1AM on a warm summer night and me and this CL slut were naked on my balcony smoking weed. I got the bright idea to handcuff her to the balcony rail, which was pretty hot. She was playfully submissive, horny, and eager to please. I face fucked her a bit, backed off and blew my load on her face/chest, then left her handcuffed out there, naked, alone, and dripping in my cum for about 10 minutes while I made some food. She was not happy and never went on my balcony with me again for the remaining weeks we spent together.

My brother Kano knows the same trick

Made her watch me fuck a femboi in our bed. She left me a week later.

Broke her heart.

Another thing that helps, "let's go somewhere better," or "let's get out of here", take her somewhere beautiful but open, or to a quieter bar where she'll feel a sense of comfort, soft colors, low lighting, like a sushi bar, have her do most of the talking then seal the deal by telling her "let's go to your place".

When it was my turn to pick up coffee, I accidentally on purpose forgot to get whip on her venti mocha, even though I know she LOVES the whip! I was just mad that she forgot it was our 8 month anniversary of our first date.

At least you remembered your soy

Kys

nothing

nice pasta faggot

I like this advice. Going to Vegas soon, so interested.

How did you find someone to adjust/tailor your clothes?

Gave her a retarded baby and left her to raise it herself LOL

I fucked a girl I had a crush on while she was passed out after a party. turns out she had a boyfriend so I shouldn't have done that.
but her body was perfect.

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Girl liked me and I had her come over and I busted the biggest nut of my life all over her tits. Gave her a towel to clean up with and had her call her mom to come pick her up. Never talked to her again.

Posted a friend's phone number, along with some pics of her on Yea Forums.

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Call up dry cleaners and ask if they do alterations. Get every pair of jeans, chinos and khakis hemmed. Never wear cargo pants unless you're out hiking or camping.

Get your shirts similarly adjusted to seem slimmer below your chest.

Learn how to roll sleeves to just above the elbows - it gives the impression of larger biceps, deltoids and triceps. That said, make sure your shirts fit just right and have them tailored right after you buy them.

Own at least 3 suits and don't dress like a mormon missionary when you wear them.

You can also get your teeth whitened for next to nothing by finding a community college with a dental hygiene program.

Also, if you wear a ball cap, roll the bill.

Great advice, user.

Been saving up to go get my clothes altered.

A girl in high school wanted a ride home, so I made the joke "Ass or Gas" but she misheard me, and said "Yeah I've got you" so her and my best friend hop into the cab of my faithful F10.

About halfway there we're near a gas station and I bring it up again, she tells me she thought I meant she could pay later. Still just picking on her, I pull down a country road and pull over, again reminding her of the rules of ass or gas.

Now, she's a cheerleader and in full uniform, she's been in all of my classes in high school, and I'm starting to really get turned on. She asks if we have to do it right here. Me and my best friend look at each other like we've just discovered the holy grail. We take her to this abandoned house near the school that kids go to when they want to skip or smoke. Technically not abandoned, its on the edge of this old fuckers property.

We go inside and find a room that isn't completely trashed and she slides her underwear down to her ankles, bends over and braces against the old bedpost, and lets me fuck her from behind. She was dripping wet, I swear she got off on the thought of being used. While I'm fucking her she's saying all kinky shit like "I bet you bring girls here all the time to fuck them" or "You're gonna leave me here when you're done fucking me, aren't you?" All the while, best friend is a few inches from her face.

posted a good friend of mines girlfriends nudes right before their wedding night, they were panicking hard cuz Yea Forums spammed the fuck out of their FB's, yet in the wedding photos you couldn't even tell the night before was chaos.

Hailey?

my long distance girlfriend who i had known for 6 years came all the way from Great Britain to see me. First few days were fine and then one day i felt this overwhelming anger and urge to hurt her emotionally and still don't know why. later that night we had really rough sex which she seemed to enjoy until she noticed the look on my face. it got to the point where I was calling her all sorts of names like slut, whore etc and she broke down crying which eventually turned into a panic attack. i just left her on the bed while i went out to the livingroom to watch tv. she ended up packing her shit up and leaving a couple of days later.