Yea Forums won't guess my name

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Are you me from the future?

Yes. All you have to do is state your name and you win.

post new photos, i will guess i correctly...it starts with a C

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My name's Reed

I live under a bridge in Portland and my number is (971) 297-6330. Text me from the future and tell me what it's like to have a house

pringles man

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Isaac

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Jasmino Chiruzo a.k.a "el verguita" (tiny dick)

What did he do to you that you are sicking the internet on him?

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I just want to know how I can improve my life. What better way than to talk to my clearly better-off future self

I sure do love me
I'd jerk me off

Average Joe.

Well it doesn't look like you're under a bridge.

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B-Brandon?

Francois Meyer? The perverted brother of Eugene Meyer, the inventor of the Penny Farthing bicycle?

That's future me in the pics, present me lives under the bridge

Pancake Pete?

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Sir please take off the fake mustache

Jack Mehoff

It's stuck

Your name is Zoomer Fedora.

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Sharpie in the pooper, when?

Post moar!

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Ah, I see. Well future you has an annoying mustache, but a hot bod. Maybe you should put that dick to work for you, maybe that's how he gets the house, generous sugar patrons.

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Don't stop OP share moar.

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hi brad

FAbrice GOTTlieb

Fine. What is it?

Go find OP and give me data... he thinks he can't be found whilst posting himself . LMAO

Looking closely, he seems a bit LOST.

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Axel

TimOthy

Wtf Carl?

Heyyy...he was behind of this..

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Moar pics

:P

Rumpleforeskin?

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We have a winner

Yea Forums Doesn't recognize that this is pretty much the ideal body type on a man, for most women

Hi Carl. How's life?

Bryce

Is this the red letter media guy?

Nice

I kinda wish I had a show-er dick like this so it would look and feel nice all the time