Where muh rekt thread at

which one. there r literally billions of them

Brie Larson?

not here

I need the one with the guy with a tarp over his window who blows his own head off with a shotgun pls

Why are they all running around? I thought if you were on fire you were supposed to stop drop and roll

The one guy rolling down the stairs had the right idea kek

Any one I geuss. I'm trying to demonstrate to my girl what a 12g dose to someone's head.

Not Mexican but maybe you can work with this

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thanks, user, for the info

Mad her gag. Fucking perfect. Thanks.

fast and furious

fucking pussy white girls

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slow thread, let's get it moving with a classic.

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respect all rights and lefts

Fucking cuck

Got more? It turns me on...

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this is a rekt thread you fucks.

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jewish guys are gay

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dam jews

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"Jews, I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!"

Yay he finally got his turn! Its a happy ending.

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kek, haven't seen this one before. i like it

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The chick was an off-duty Brazilian police officer. The guy died.

It just keeps coming. I've only seen the edited down version didn't realize it kept going after she yelled 'I'm sorry'

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What the fuck was this? The point of it?

They dead?

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poor doggo

Prob. thought that layers of clothing would stop a bullet ...could be a real gun OR a high powered gun that shoots BB's

source??

Boooooring

tor
one of the most famous .onion

this is fake right?

fuck yes

nah, the sail is designed so that they still have lift even if one side fails. they fell slow, and relatively close to the ground.

I think it is... at least composites of other videos. When I first saw it on IG it was credited to a digital artist

What?

holy shit

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torproject.org

Fake as shit. They cant physically spin quick enough for that to happen

oh yes they can

Yeah i know what Tor is, what is the .onion link

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If you kwon what is tor you you what link is

You Joke but......

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Burn't nigger would have the most awful smell

They will rotate the the yaw axis as soon as they hit a certain speed to prevent this from happening. There is also a destructive break that jams the generator and prevents it from spinning when hitting critical speeds

Dude just post the onion link, im not an active tor user.

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Egyptian Johnny Storm is a bit of a let down from the American version

orly youtu.be/af9Mm5nkNAQ?t=51

youtu.be/CqEccgR0q-o?t=17

Get a fucking grip woman

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lol - this is where these fungus infected things belong

That's hardcore. No joke.

I mean, look, he's a scumbag and we all know he was committing an armed robbery, which is a serious violent crime.

But at the same time, we all know that chances are likely that he was just a dope fiend or an addict desperately needing to score cash for a quick fix or to stay well for a week or two.

Addiction is no joke.

(And I also know that he could just be doing it because he's a career criminal/recidivist and regular robber, in which case, it's only a matter of time until you find yourself in a situation with someone ready to fight back even if it means taking you out and putting your lights out. Some people really don't respect the sanctity of life and they actually LOOK FORWARD to killing someone.)

What's this movie called?

>
Yeah, shoot him on the side where his heart is too. Great friend right there.

With those kinds of friends, who needs enemies?

I stand mistaken...
They shouldn't be able to do that but i guess it happens.

surprisingly i've never seen this here, well done op

How do you know this unique or specialty piece of information? Do you do this or someone you know does? Or do you work at the place that sells them? Or you just watched a documentary or any other kind of video that described this action?

I am just wondering. Don't think anything suspicious or anything. I do not work for anyone.

it's a comercial

Lol, i always find that their heads look similar to the eggs from Alien opening up, or like a pirannah plant from mario

No, he was trying to abduct one of the kids

I just wanted to generally highlight that you can trust me and you don't have to worry about answering my question in fine detail because it won't be recorded or saved for later use for any kind of purpose. It's not what I do and it's not something I aspire to do, nor am I required by company, person, or government organization to save or record any kind of data like this.

I just wanted for you to feel the peace of mind knowing that you're talking to just another average citizen like you, sir? (I believe the odds are that you are a sir, as women lack the general drive or motivation to learn such information in their leisurely pleasure time, unless us men who find a real joy in learning certain type of knowledge)

Women, eh? Can't live with 'em.

They're sandniggers. They're stupid

One extra speedy delivery for hell coming through!

The guy behind the camera asks if she's sick.
"No, Im pregnant"

Oh shit.

Well in that case, even being a person who doesn't believe in the death penalty, because if we can't create life how can we take it, that is one of those cases that I just have to say that it's justice.

I mean maybe he just wanted to be her friend or saw a soulmate in her eyes, but that's no way to court a lady, even if their laws of consent are different from ours and she was 16 or something.

Plus he didn't look like a dope fiend. So chances are they would use her for sex trafficking or something, or worse, rape and murder. But maybe after sex trafficking he was planning to wed her and take good care of her, but odds are highly unlikely against that, although possible. Things are always possible, no matter how little the odds are.

Hmm.

What how do you know this?!

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

Im sarry. Im sarry. She's sorry she aint getting a paycheck after sucking a mile of cock for this one

I'm assuming he has watched and carefully observed the audible sounds and language of the actual video. OP is one with the experience of watching through the video, maybe even a multiple times over. Plus his answer sounds credible enough so that we can trust him.

I say 5/7 you can trust him. So that's about a 70% chance you can trust him. I say the odds are in your favor, faggot. Good day.

Equal rights deserve equal lefts.

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It's not a matter of justicie, it's a matter of self defense against an armed person that can kill in any second

I would like to see the full video with sound

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My sides .

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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Correct. In that situation the use of lethal force seems 100% justified. Although the reality is that we have the technology (such as tasers) to bring down even armed assailants without lethal force, although they are not always 100% effective or reliable due to variance in variables, such as the assailant wearing a heavy thickly designed jacket or if he's bent in a certain awkward way where the prongs of a taser or even multiple tasers cannot penetrate enough through to the skin.

But I say that is the failure of the technology development of said non-lethal weapon because we do have the technology to make a non-lethal weapon that is almost as reliable as an actual lethal weapon, but the price will be too high and the government nor do most people care about saving most of these so called "evil" and violent criminal offenders and recidivists.

Likely cut short, too short in the case of the big toes, to avoid getting them ripped off during stunt sequences during filming.
Those look like pretty infected ingrown toenails caused by the super short cut.

:(

I would like to be so rich I could wipe my ass with hundreds. I would like for my girlfriend to be able to lick my asshole without even a little bit considering that I'm potentially a faggot or at least part gay. I would like to be able to have a healthy relationship with my mother who has a personality disorder called NPD and she is unable to have a relationship without always attempting to emotionally manipulate and/or control you. I wish, I wish and I wish motherfucking faggot. I wish. But welcome to real life buddy. How is your day?

"This is fine."

When you buy chinese flux drive and try speed up to 88mph

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>johnnyflame.exe

Whatever it was, looked like it really hurt.

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Personally i dont see it as a joke. I dont know why but its something fascinating and i get a warm feeling from watching this. (Not really sure what other way i can describe it)

Taking the life of something is the ultimate exercise of power witch is also why i have respect for people who have lost there life.

Im a productive member of society and cause no harm to people so let me just enjoy watching things like this. It wont change the fact that they are already dead

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because the original clip obviously has fucking sound, they're speaking english, so if you understand fucking english, you can understand what the fuck they're saying, that's obviously how he fucking knows, you gigantic fucking retard

i was implying that i want too see the original with sound

fake

oh , this thing .
Cunt eats most of the food the host eats (keeping the host in permanent state of hunger and barely alive )

what an idiot

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I WISH a guy did this to me

she took it like a champ, good for her

they are all standing very close until the impact.. very dangerous

how , with your dick in the way?

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ikr i bet that happens at least once a day

Did he survive?

Taking it in the ass is more painful anyways.

classic

But why ?

Are you a homosex or a trap ?
Why wish for pain ?
Interesting

What is this from?

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Fuck off scum, point a gun and you better be ready to pay the consequences.

LEL
What a boob !

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so because you have a addiction means you can go rob someone?
it dont matter what your reason is for doing something criminal if you do then you beter be ready to take a bullet yourself.
you aim a gun at someone with the meaning of being a treat then dont get mad someone shoots you first...

>
relax it will grow back

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damn, he almost turned white

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if this happened in China there would just be a huge crowd of people watching and recording it on their phones.

and one dude using his bucket of water to make ramen

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These guys suck at thier jobs. Is this cartel execution training day?

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what the fuck. just why

That prison yard stare

I bet her dad is proud of her...

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He acts drunk

the one on .webm is fake, but they can spin really fast if breaks fail
youtu.be/wfzgIxMEo8g

Conversion therapy never works.

Id rather see the cowboy fag get gored

holy shit are you people actually this fucking stupid? i've never seen two dumber fucks in my life. dumb and dumber Yea Forums edition. its obviously been rendered in software and there is fake camera movement all over the fucking place. you must be fourteen or actually braindead. kill yourselves.

Honestly, if ISIS was going to kill me, this would be the best way to go.

You go from alive to 100000000% dead in a nanosecond. You wouldn't even hear the gunshot.

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I bet every single isis fuck tard in this video is dead, I bet their family is dead, and I bet that your 17 year old brother Killed himself, we know things you don't want us to

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Wife material .
Just love how she annihilates Moldylocks just for douching the place up with her SJW vibes

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Good thing the sail is designed so that they still have lift even if one side fails.

Is that Michael Richards?

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is that why they crashed?

yes

it has a dick though

she aims her gun at a child head, albeit through a junkie cunt but none the less. Idiot.

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they use dull tools to extend the process.

Fucking Jews, man. It's almost like there's nothing they won't stoop to.

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Honestly that's a much lower percentage then I expected. Just goes to show that women are such intolerable cunts that even people who don't have to deal with their BS on the reg still want to murder them.

uh sauce?

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Oh wow, are you ever in the wrong place faggot.

*prolong

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why does he shoot 3 times? lol

the shitlocked creature was a male?

Just proves the girl has good character, morals and swing

Chinks are amazing, but not in a good way.

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because the second shot missed

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Lol, that dog literally fucked that duck to death.

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Too normal gtfo!

Who the fuck holds a revolver like that?

these guys are the worst gangsters I've seen all year.
how do they not sharpen thier machete
they have the most executive job theire is on the planet

the clip has literally been on tosh.0 before

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horribly inefficient mode of transportation .

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no, the creature had the axe thing, it was upset because of discrimination

Can I axe you something!

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Nigger trying to steal electricity.

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i bet it is better than your car

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That's a cartel video dipshit

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retarded dead wannabe gangsters shot by an overweight murrican woman

When I first watched this with sound it got to me for some reason. These things don't usually get to me but actually hearing the pained and muffled gurgling screams of the guy made my heart hurt a little bit

I'm over it now though

Chinks are amazing. If there is a stupid way of achieving a goal, they will surely find it.

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oh no. You was right
Found an article .

Never been so hurt and disappointed .

It's the same feeling when I found out there is no Santa .

Lol, that never stops being funny.

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>than your car
Implying

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life's too short to be a criminal

Looking at speedometer, he sped up when he saw them crossing

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he ended that dude with one shot, the net two shots just hit air

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Kek fake knife

Good point, make sure you go for the cheaper version without that feature and laugh at all the people wasting their money.

chinks will literally sell fake poisonous alcohol and toxic baby powder to make money

No it's actually real

the dog trusted him

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He did the Landry dance

Crazy how peeing on controls results in a building power outage.

That's so sad. RIP for those that died.

I lost

it fit many link brother

10:1 the dog belongs to a black or a fornicator of blacks

what?

"stop drop and roll" actually translates to "run around and scream" in Egyptian.

post the link to the article. was it really that esoteric?

these guys think they're so fucking cool lol
literal parasites

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037291/How-intelligent-transgender-woman-went-privilege-attempted-7-Eleven-axe-murder.html

Who knew a chick wielding an axe at a gas station would do that? Smh

who wrote that pasta it's shit

Ah the 90s, I miss those days.

Strewth.

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Regardless of if that was a joke or not, that is a massively shitty thing to do and this fucker should not have a dog. I hope peta breaks down his door.

KEK

They Deaded?

Wholesome rekt

lmao

Son, they even had pasta in the image. Seriously.

He ain't getting no bruised dink pussy tonight, that slopes already been fucked!!

He'll be fine. The chinks will buff that right out.

Heart on side...

I want that fine fucking bitch on MY team!!.

I wish I can get all my toe nails removed surgically.

I think that's just the low quality of device that takes a while to adjust to the real speed. Nevertheless sometimes if you know you can't stop in time the best thing to do is try and hit the gas and to find another solution.

Jesus fucking christ

Imagine being so stupid you'd do something like that

Imagine being the guy who did it lol

ZA HANDO

That legit made me jump

>who wrote that pasta
ign.com/boards/threads/they-programmed-mitt-romney-to-shed-2-tears-today.452796223/#post-468691720

That guy's face and finger-point are fucking classic

The reactions of that guy tho... women are just clueless.

That last shot in the ass, that was excessive

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so they can kill the dog for him?

For those who want it with sound

heavy-r.com/video/174039/Puking_After_Cumshot_In_Mouth/

Sure, they probably cook better anyway.

story?

so where do you go from here? just kill yourself? his dick looks beyond dead

damn thats a good cat.
i keep an outside cat to take care of snakes and rodents but that cat defended the little kid, thats boss

>filename
my sides are in orbit

Ahh, Chickenfoot.

>Russian Roulette but without the permanency of death

On the next Big Bang Theory...

You point at the wrong person and die.
It's that simple.
These are natural laws.

They are Mexican, Kek.

Which one is mum?

Oh i thinked everyone already knew that those Isis vids are CIA fakes for syria war propaganda?

fucking monster

MOOOOODS

>AFLAC

story?

Then ask that, are you a fucking woman?

kek

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>isis
you're fucking stupid AND triggered

you sound like you have a tiny dick

You stole this pic from me from the low iq porn star thread. Fuck you.

who says the trans are mentally unstable?!

sauce

flossing is gay and cringey, should be rectified.

tyrone never called her back after

nuh uh no fucking way that happend

>tfw youve seen most of the webms and gif in Yea Forums and /gif/
>tfw you only get to enjoy 1 0r 5 from 90 rekts

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Too lazy to have to kick him into the hole. Ass shot to get some forward momentum

well, elevator... or the cams would go out too.
but yes, peeing on controls, causes loss of control.,..

imdb.com/title/tt0076257/

must...produce..electricity...

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

It's a trap. Evie Amati. Happened is Australia

FULL INTRO -- Idiocracy --
youtube.com/watch?v=FzbWXgM0ygU
The number one movie in the country
youtube.com/watch?v=MIviMYbW1Rc
Idiocracy - Television Brainwashing Of The Future (Comedy)
youtube.com/watch?v=smtSv3e04vM
Idiocracy | In The Butt
youtube.com/watch?v=vhl5ObsQZfQ

100 Nut Shot FAIL Compilation Video Try not to laugh challenge
youtube.com/watch?v=Vhy7cpBs8rM

metal gear rising footage

Always love how she fucks up because she wasn't paying attention, so what does she do? The exact same thing and gets hit by a car...

how ya figure?

ultra instinct

>he was a victim of circumstances
fuck him

It's real.

GO AWAY!.... Batin!

damn, this kong's dong expanded

that's no different than a guillotine

fucking ninjas. disgraceful.

Not even his kids.. still father of the year.

she miscarriaged

what do you expect from the same race of people that smash open transistors and sell the toxic oil to cook street cart fried food with.

this is amazing. Is it real?