I finally did it

I finally did it

Ask a guy who fucked his wife's best friend anything

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fuck off you lonely retard
the woman in this pic doesn't notice or care that you exist

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More of that body?

If that's her, then i'm sorry cuz she ugly

How do you do long division?

Way to go. Now watch your marriage dissolve.

I know how hard it can be to find clothed photos of random strangers on the internet. You'd better stay here for the next 45 minutes, begging this other lonely incel reject to post some for you.

That was basically me fantasizing it for 4+ years until I finally got my nut in last night
Best I can do; she only has 2 pics posted on FB and doesn't use IG or SC

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I happen to think she's very attractive, but hey, whatever floats your boat

By being in an unhappy marriage

I'm actually more worried that she'll just tell her up front; I see that as a likely possibility because they're hella close and she feels more guilty about it than I do.

Just see it as like a bit of harmless fun. It helps if your wife isn’t too prudish too, I guess. I think the only downside is if you start to erode trust with your partner.

how did the show go down, in 3 sentences please

Why don’t you organize a threesome?

God I hope the hurt stings her. Betrayal turns me on.

Le5 me know if she cried.

Well a way to keep a lady silent is to make her not want to lose that sex, if you made her orgasm enough you can keep her threatened to stay quiet or no more dick.

I've brought it up before and she said she'd be down if there was a girl who she found suitable, but idk how to bring up her bf without making it completely obvious I fucked her or in wife's mind I WANT to

Dude don't do that, don't pretend it was harmless cos that's bullshit. It'll just come back to bite you. Honestly, this probably marks the end of the relationship.

She came over early before wife got out of work.
We smoked weed.
She initiated.

I can tell you that this fictional tale ends with her ratting on you.

I hope you have fictional kids so that they can grow up with a real man for a father while you flip the bill.

Have her friend suggest it

Nah trust me, it was premeditated and a lustful moment.
You're probably right tbh.

Hahahaha

What's the big deal? It was your wife's friend... maybe she needed a good dicking, look at it this way, you did her a good deed. Hopefully you gave her the three hole bone a thon.

I wish it were fictional, at least then I wouldn't have to carry a guilt after that sweet nut.

Well, if the alternative is wrecking the relationship out of guilt, it seems better.

I haven't talked to her much after the incident (not that I haven't tried, she's kinda ghosting me); how would I even bring it up? Idk if shes bi or wants that.
Plus itd be weird if she got back into contact with me to immediately be like
>hey bitch lets have a 3some

Just look at that thing, do you think it's going carry guilt, enjoy it. They don't seem like types that have morals or ethics.

Just 2 holes

"yo bitch, let's bang"
That's a good opening line.

She's actually a really sweet girl

Well, if you’re talking with her about the guilt, consider suggesting it.

That's a reason for another encounter, then you get all three.

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Hmmm... Not a bad idea, I'll pocket it.

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Go for broke.

I bet she's sweet, when she's sucking your dick.

Lol I don't care for anal tbh
It feels good, don't get me wrong, I jusy constantly think
>this is where shit comes out
>what if she shits right now
And it turns me off

I've only been able to nut in an asshole once and boi did it take a while to get there

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Got me there :v

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This, only way that you get away with this is if they have fucked in a threesome so the girl doesnt feel guilty and tell on you

It could also work if just at a beach party for instance, so some random stuff between people that you'll never see again.

We don't do shit like that

... the problem with that is that they were easily detected as wanting influence with my cousins and therefore my uncle. Those little sluts had no chance.

The only chance of healing the relationship, is fessing up. But it might not be the right time yet.

The relationship is already wrecked, you can stay in denial all you want

... I threw them to the curb. Chicks with ulterier motives are very easy to detect, I've been trained to see right through them.

Once you cheat on someone you claim to love, there's no way to heal it. I've never done that but I know the harm that it can cause.

I know it'll go vastly better if I tell her myself, however if friend fesses up before I do I'm not ignorant to the fact that at that point I'm fucked if I want to stay with her.
So I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to make a decision if I tell her or not; if I tell her I have to do it soon to minimize damage.

While I don't deny that if it were me who got cheated on I'd mercilessly throw her out the door (which I'm aware is hypocritical of me)
I do think women are far more forgiving than men.

That can work, honesty is a good path to trustworthiness. Honestly sex is overblown as a big deal, it’s only really trust that matters.

Throw her to the wolves and don't look back. She made her bed and needs to lie in it so to speak.

I cheated once in a long relationship, but having it come to light for the relationship to end was kind of my (fucked up but maybe justified?) way of ending it.

If you are just looking to get your rocks off, you are doing it the wrong way. You are shitting where you eat. Putting aside the obvious moral and social implications, you're making a dunce move here, unless if your motive is to cause an event to occur that ends up with a split between all parties involved.

As long as you don't have kids together, then what's stopping you from throwing her to the wolves? Comfort? That never lasts forever.

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Probably for the best. Way I see it, you made the mistake,, if she decides to leave you that's up to her. The healthiest thing for you will be to live with that as opposed to holding up a lie. Who knows, with time she may come back

Smoking weed and doing things is nothing compared to trust level in big companies. Trust is way more important than simple shit. Some of you people might know that, others might not so learn from one that's been there, done that, many times.