What do you think about the Brazen Bull?

GET OUT

I think it should be standard procedure for pedophiles and the larping fags who post dick porn in celeb threads.

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Did you know the first victim of this contraption was it's own creator?

I have to agree

And it was never used again. I don't think...

Yes

But it’s a novel idea

Is fukking hot.

idk what that dumbass wh*teboi shit is but that's what I call my wife's boyfriend - The Brazen Bull.

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My favourite is :

>tied the fucker
>put him in a long slim boat (canoe)
>put another boat on top of him
>feed the fucker with only milk and honey
>feed him more
>let him shit himself
>feed him more
>let flies lay eggs on his shit and devour his flesh as he rots alive
>keep feeding him until he dies

It's like a different variant of Moloch

still pretty quick considering its over in few hours... in western societies they have a thing about keeping people alive against their will, and so people with stomach cancer keep dying over a period of few years... normally they would starve to death which is a nice alternative to a scenario where they pump the nutrients into your veins to keep you alive through the whole process.... best part is that they do it to innocent people as its not consider a torture, but trying to help them survive as long a possible, altho their is no cure and its a terminal disease.

is that some viking shit? it seems like viking shit.

putting a cage with rats on your chest then heating it until the rats start digging trough your chest ?

Pfff...

1. What metal was the bull? If Bronze ...took a huge effort to make the bull hot .
2. Ventilation ? All the air would escape the bull
3. You would use the horn to inhale not exhale
4. The more I think of this ... the less plausible this shit looks

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Netflix just got a movie called Paddleton, has Ray Ramano in it. His body gets cancer and his doc prescribes him suicide pills. Good movie. But I guess that doesn't happen in real life.

[spoiler]the fuck is with Yea Forums and having all these nice conversations today?[/spoiler]

Roman

why the canoes tho

sick shit my friend

Now this was some eldritch abomination level shit. I would not be surprised if the doctors summoned and elder demon throughout the process.

>the less plausible this shit looks
so you mean it wont kill a person inside?

not bad. what about this:
>Waterboarding using a Pigs blood (if he is Muslim)

Or
> Rape his Wife / Daugther above him
> Cut her throat
> Use her Blodd for Waterboarding
> He sees his loved ones get raped and die while getting waterboarded with their Blodd

So they can put it in a river and burn the remains after he dies

1.He would die in 2 days from Diarrhea .
2.Milk is not a substitute for water in any way.

I see we're bullish on jokes today

I really like this.

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its a bit expensiv buying that much Honey and Milk. How long does it takes ?

1. that's the point, for slower cooking
2 and 3. Yes, you don't want him to pass out due to lack of oxygen.

fuck dude, chill, you're fucked up

Scapism?

The guy would die from asphyxiation in 2 minutes.

I think it should be used on everybody who claims there are more than 2 genders.

Shit i thought about during Mathclass.
BTW i failed lol

I once was on a Christian Convention with the Topic of Christians beeing persecuted in the middle east. There saw a Tuture device.

it is a small Metal cage about 2x2m with Lamps (1000 Watt each) in each Top Corner.
The coal is too slowly dry out the prisoner only allowing 1 Class of Water per day in order to keep him alife and extend his suffering.
It is Cheap quiet and not traceable

I know a lot when it comes to torture devices, and the brazen bull is more human because it knocks the person out way before they cook. the only noise youd hear from the horn is the rush of hot air amplified.

my favorite torture method is the wedge/wooden horse
>bound hands and arms behind victims back
>make them sit on a sharp wooden wedge a leg on each side, like a horse
>apply weights to each leg gradually
>weight would eventually split a person in half slowly
>

you dont need the extra weight when the Victims feed are off the ground.
You can also you a large Cone

>my favorite torture method is the wedge/wooden horse
Yeah that one is pretty fucked up.
The Judas Cradle is fucked too.

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Let's say that the bull is 2 cubic meters of bronze.
Don't really know how thick the walls are .
Need to heat that all up to ~ 50 Celsius to make it at least horrible

I don't know how to do the calculation of energy recurred to do that , but I doubt it's going to be practical or possible

another one I like is the wheel of pain

oof yeah that one is a good pick

Stick a gopro inside and I'll be interested

Jesus fucking Christ you autistic faggots like to get autistic about shit. Look, you put a big god damn fire under it. Big god damn fire is God damn hot. I assure you bronze will also get hot.

It depends on the fire maybe the skin will stick to the Walls but Bronze only heats up slowly

>amplifies the victims screens
I would stuff that thing full of niggers, coal burners, and mulatto babies. I would masturbate to their screams

Um you don’t put the faggot in the bull until it’s already hot, them you shut the lid and get to listen to his screams

yeah but at that point the victim would pass out due to hot temperatures, hot air, and dehydration/heat stroke

this is what i meant, wheel of pain is a conan thing

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this, but they wouldnt feel too much pain for very long, theyd pass out quickly from shock

Has anyone heard of the blood eagle?

No you bunch of worthless faggots. They whole damn point is that the bull heats up very slowly. The victim goes in cold, and due to the shape of the bull's throat all of his screams sound like animal noises. You get to hear the dude scream and scream and listen to the pitch change as the screams get more desperate. It slow cooks the dude over an entire day, this is a carnival style attraction.

>fire ---hot
>big fire ---extra hot

lern you som physics negga !!!

probably die from boredom by then

I don't think about it unless people bring it up, like the OP

Fucked up. I hope the "creative" minds behind it suffers forever.

>4. The more I think of this ... the less plausible this shit looks

There's no documentation that this method or device was ever employed, just a concept that was described.

Or you could use them as flying targets for shotgun practise.
i Would but him in first so it takes longer. Would also record that sound and sell that shit on Itunes

have a hole in the bull's anus to pull the victims head out and keep it from being pulled back in. That would be a lot more fun too. You could see the agony on the person's face and smear shit in the persons face while they screamed from being

No, they would die from asphyxiation too soon because of all the hot air, the whole point is to put them inside when it’s already hot then he screams for a few minutes and gets baked like a piggy

>>Waterboarding using a Pigs blood (if he is Muslim)

There you go again...

MUH NIGGA TIGANA

GGK IS MY FAVORITE AUTHOR

>the victim was conscious until the device reached the neck area
citation needed, the bleeding would be fatal by abdomen area

go where?

inventor was killed by it

wait that wasnt tigana, that was the last light of the sun

my bad

Just as fictional as Iron Madden , only this fictional story is way older

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>brazen bull
>is more human

Learn to spell.

im going on 30 hours without sleep

sue me

>The victim goes in cold
pour frigid water on their penis so it will shrivel up and go inside and all the women can stand around an laugh at it before he gets cooked

way too fast

Are you trying to tell me that a larger fire does not put out more heat than a small fire?

explain

Smearing honey all over a person and then tying them to a raft and sending them out on the river in the exposed sun

The flies will slowly eat their flesh and they will die an agonizing death over 4 days.

>go where?

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Don't have any user. This is some shit I got from the History channel.

Kek

hehehehhe
Honey BBQ flavored Human what a feast
You dont like my Waterboarding ideas

>The flies
or a bear trying to catch a fish

the tip of the poles were usually rounded and they used lots of lube during the insertion into the anus. the pole just moved the organs out of the way and got finally stuck somewhere in the shoulder/collarbone region. usually no major internal damage.

then the pole was put up vertically and the victim slowly died. there are reports that some still lived for days...

Are you trying to tell me that square footage of the fire is more important than the ''fuel'' used , desired temperature to heat up a huge bronze bull

You need jesus
And a bullet

I'm this guyOP needs to brush up on history, there was a murder method in the middle ages that consisted of pulling the tubes out of testicles. It was so rough that the audience would regularly throw up.

These things were often made public, and this one was so bad no one cheered it on.

What about the good old Crucifiction

It is literally a single keystroke you pedantic fuckwit. Learn to use context clues and act less autistic.

Pfft, you die from bleeding out. Hardly the most painful

Funny i am Christian

Listen up shitmongers. The brazen bull wasn't made of true bronze. It had a significant amount of plutonium in the mix. The bull did not require any fire to heat up, instead using the much more efficient process of nuclear fission.

GET

FUCKiNG

EDUCATED

>desired temperature to heat up a huge bronze bull

Just leaving the bull out in the sun would accomplish the generation of enough heat to kill a human (in the correct area of the world). Kids die in closed up automobiles pretty often.
But again, there's no proof this was ever used as a torture device, or even constructed.
Just like there's no proof of any of the Yea Forums contributors getting laid.
Prove me wrong Yea Forums.

getting stoned.
600 B.C and Plutonium fucking keked

this is where we got the Minotaur, children, it was just an overgrown mutant retard running around with the top of a brass bulls head glued to his

Most people who were scaphised actually died of toxic shock from their own shit leaking into their wounds. Supposedly it took up to a few weeks.

You don't have the least amount of knowledge of basic physics.

I wish they still had stocks for women. I'd have it build in front of my house and I would be out there every morning fucking them

Drowned in a swimming pool filled with cockroaches. No water, just cockroaches.

For those of you that can read for more than 20 seconds without getting distracted:

web.archive.org/web/20180115001950/http://www.ancientworldreview.com/2017/01/death-machines-the-brazen-bull.html

No, that's nothing I said or implied at any point. Very peculiar strawman attempt. Now tell me again but louder: does a bigger fire put out more heat?

quiet impossible to arragne.
how about:
>drowning in their own Blodd
> Or Blood of their loved ones

I used to play in an abandoned fridge

Putting something up your ass that far would eventually rupture your intestines...don't be stupid

I think I could stomp enough until a had a firm foundation of cockroach corpses to casually walk out of the pool.

BTW i would but that Bronze Bull in my Front yard and use it as a BBQ when not used for Tuture

>I used to play in an abandoned fridge

That explains quite a bit. Thanks.
Keep an eye on the drooling, it's unbecoming.

The worst one I saw was some guy on here who made a room with a sandpaper floor on a conveyor belt which would move at walking pace so they would have to walk all the time and if they got tired and lie down they would get pushed to the back wall and get scraped and have to get back up and keep walking

It's going to rupture something, but the internal bleeding isn't enough for a quick kill.

i LOVE THREADS LIKE THIS, IT ISNT TYPICAL AND ACTUALLY RANDOM

Cutting arms and legs a bit (like 5 inches or so, no hands nor feets), remove teeth and tongue, and put a chastity belt to piss and shit all on self, and leave on itself in the forest. It'll eventually die and suffer all the way.
Also feed milk (directly from the cow, no process at all) and laxatives before.

Fictional my ass.

something like this would be perfect. They're already on their knees with with that pussy swollen with anticipation of getting used by me and knowing they are helpless to my urges

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>You don't have the least amount of knowledge of basic physics.

You could be right. And?

>Injecting different Blood in their Bloodstream
>testing out how much Animal blood can the Human Body hanlde

why dont you skip the milk and only use laxavites

This

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Basicly just some Bondage Porn wow

>Fictional my ass.

Here's mine.

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>Greek
>white
>being this much of a faggot.

>little magnesium fire-hot!hot!hot!
>regular or even large wood fire-not so much.

Lrn2 dumbasss

clever, but if the person is fat enough, theyd just be rolling in the corner

I heard pure milk is as worth as laxatives, so
>whynotboth.jpg

worst shit was some torture idk from where , they made you eat milk and honey for a couple of days, then they put you in a box tied and left you near the river zone, the thing with it is that you would start pooping and it would accumulate in a way that it attracts flies, well the tought part is that the fly bots would strat to reproduce in your ass making you a huge infection

i dont remember if the someone was supposed to feed you during the process so you dont die or what

I think I feel sorry for the poor guy who has to clean that shit up afterwards.

name was scaphism

its on wikipedia

No, don't clean, it'd be better that way

just start a few wood fires in the bull, clean out ashes

I think the flesh would fill in the gaps of the grit after about an arms worth, he'd just be slipping after a little while on a fleshy streak in the sand paper and he'd get a good nights rest.

and the Fat ones will get slim soon. But still funny to watch
i drank raw Cowmilk for a long period and had nothing. Laxatives are more reliable in this case

My dad fixed it so I couldn't get locked inside

>lol mad fucking nigger, do you even know your dad?

now reading sometimes they would put the victim inside a horse stomach rotting so you rot with the animal

fucked up man

what about taco bell? that would work

when people die do they get buried or cremated with shit still in there intestines?

They can compress themselves, you'd be smothered faster than you think

its

You void your bowels when you die, so no.

It depends on the victims stomage if he is used to food like that he maybe wont get diarreha. So just buy some Laxavites

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism 17 days of fun

>My dad fixed it

Now that's a world class dad. I'm betting they call you Junior, am I correct?

but.....that is exactly what I was saying !
You know I was laughing about his assumptions...

If you are interested in this fucked up stuff you would know that worst is scaphism, Persians were huge mother fuckers.

>when people die do they get buried or cremated with shit still in there intestines?

Yes? And your point?

they get embalmed first, so im guessing they dispose of your insides first?

twas a joke fam

Pretty sure its the mortician's job to remove matter from the intestines. But that would only be for an open casket deal. I bet if a body is going to be burned they just throw it in the oven.

No they call me by name. Lol @ you trying this hard

just read the wikipedia Article some one died after 17 Days. Wooow

The Persians outvie all other barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments, employing tortures that are peculiarly terrible and long-drawn, namely the 'boats' and sewing men up in raw hides. But what is meant by the 'boats,' I must now explain for the benefit of less well informed readers. Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim's head, hands, and feet only are left outside. Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man's mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun. This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death.

>Pretty sure its the mortician's job to remove matter from the intestines.

"Next a trocar is used. A trocar is a piercing metal instrument used to pierce through the body cavity and vaccum out left over blood from the heart and intestinal matter, etc. After getting rid of that material...they will use another trocar with a hose attached to inject cavity fluid into the cavity."

Morticians don't remove organs when embalming, just fluids and waste matter.
With cremation embalming is unnecessary unless desired for an open casket viewing etc.

did you rip that from an article?

Behold peasants the blood eagle

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I'm I recall that one, far worse than the bull for sure. Though I remember them burying you to your neck and simply smothering you with that.

Yea

Hard to do this one from the back without completely fucking up the ''integrity'' of the spine and hard not to brake every vertebrae

SO I am doubtful .

Vikings probably tried to do this , but the guy died faster than ''they liked ''

I have a child that came out of my girlfriend's pussy she said it was because I did my squirt in her.

Not true.

It's true.

The donkey was fucking brutal.

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This joke is actually the type of shit you'd see on reddit and you all love it to death.

I know because I do too. Get back on reddit, Yea Forums is dead.

Why does this turn me on?

Imaging forcing someone to work their whole life for someone they loved only to be betrayed by that person and have their wealth taken and used to corrupt their children and turn them against him.

I saw that on 1000 ways to die if i remember correctly the creator was the first to die to it

Also known as the spread eagle. This drawing is not what it would look like. The pleura (covering) of the lungs would be exposed. The lungs would have no mechanism for breathing so the victim would die pretty quickly. Could do one side and leave them a while though, don't know if this is what they did.

Fuck off troll. How many deaths have you been at?

They just want to erase some part of their darkest history in shady ways. If it's true the Iron Maiden or the Brazen Bull didn't really exist it's only because they had cheaper ways of executing people. They're going to try and pretend they were nice people back then… don't be fooled.

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How many pants have you checked for shit? Faggot. Read a book sometime.

Little do you know he's a executioner

not him, but i saw someone who ODed on heroin at the bus station while i was a security guard, he had shit himself

go be a cringy faggot elsewhere. No one cares about your pet cause

To add to that some people/animals are just really resilient and go on living way longer than most would expect.

Correct. Basically, the King who'd commissioned it was so infatuated with his own legacy of cruelty that he felt that using the bull (which was conceived of by the inventor) would detract from his legacy; e.g. he couldn't be as cruel as the man who created the tool he'd use to kill people. So instead he killed the inventor of the bull, which to him (the King) meant the bull was not the ends but merely the means to his cruelty.

Bowels loosen and gasses build up in the body, forcing our excrement. Did you drop out of a public school friend?

>you all love it to death.
>I know because I do too.
puns are extremely annoying and only low int's like them

and the worst part is how they trick people into thinking they have a chance of surviving lmao

>Ray Ramano
sounds hilarious

All I know is that the wooden version (no sharpness to the device) would take about 1 months time before the weights would touch the ground because of muscle fatigue. Of course after you remove the person from the device he would die shortly after from the trauma shock but as long as the victim remains on it and is still fed properly he/she can survive until the end of the torture. The bones in your legs are no longer attached to anything by that time. Some breast harness is needed to hold the person onto the device with chains attached on the walls otherwise people kill themselves rocking back and forth trying to escape their obvious fate.

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Waterboarding with blood won't work. It's too thick and it likes to coagulate, which makes it thicker.

>They
Da WHITE man ?

>pretend they were nice people back

Oh, people where wayyyyyy more evil back then

since the guy that designed it is the person that was killed in it, he probably gave them the wrong numbers and then just fake screamed through the tube and then pretended to be dead

*sigh*
For you retards I will explain this slowly and simply. Your colon collects feces until there is a sufficient amount accumulated to trigger the urge to defecate. Sort of like how satiety works in your stomach. Your rectum keeps itself closed without you consciously having to do so, like your heart beat. So, when you die, your rectum relaxes, and if there was material in your colon it likely comes out.

However, there is no force that would cause your entire upper intestines and etc to void themselves.

>all of his screams sound like animal noises.
am i the only one that thinks this is bullshit? I don't see how that would be possible. It would rather just sound like an echoed scream

You'd die in a few days, maximum.

>Oh, people where wayyyyyy more evil back then
You really have no idea. I read some shit… wouldn't recommend it.

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>usually no major internal damage
aside from being torn in half?

That is so typical of engineers

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i couldnt even click the link without getting distracted fuck

I've seen some shit... Internet... wouldn't recommend it!

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The Romans would excecute women who had committed adultery by putting them in a fake cow made with real cow skin and smelling of a cow in season, putting her gash where the cow pussy would be and getting a Bull, a real cow Bull to fuck her to death.

Not fatal, but plenty of nations used rape by dog as punishment on males and females.

Normal for Yea Forums though.

the meme execution

same

Overestimated.

as a heroin addict he had probably done that long before he died

Gravity. If you hang, liquid will be drawn down. As the muscles are dead and unable to staunch the flow, eventually the overwhelming majority the contents of the digestive tract will exit your arse. Naturally, the stuff that isn't shat out, will be drawn down the legs and force its way out there. The hard part is affixing a rope or something to the body as rot will set in.

>sitting in the slightly warm bull
>pretty comfy, feels good man
>every now and then moan through the stupid trumpet tube
>hear the king and his band of faggots cheer whenever I do this
>retards
>sit in the bull thinking about life and fapping every now then
>whenever I orgasm I scream through the trumpet
>people still cheer
>finally get bored
>started yelling a lot
>"oh its so hot"
>"oh gee I don't think I'll make it"
>"oh golly gee I'm dying guys!"
>pretend to be dead and 10 minutes later the guards pull me out and take me to do body pile out back
>get up and wander to the next town
>grow a beard and change my name

lmao what the actual fuck

you know there was that one lady that kept lying about cheating just to get "punished" that way

"Nailed with bolts" wtf, kek.

Nailed with nails. Bolted with bolts.

Read your math --- it checks out

Donald Trump would not fit inside, so it's shit.

Not for torture btw. Brazen bull is strictly execution.

I’ll take a shit on your eyes while I bite off a piece of your dick and shove it up my ass.

I hope a Muslim kills you that way using your blood

The question was if you shit yourself when you die. Like, at that time. Not if a corpse can be rigged up to dribble shit weeks after death.

Yes it was made of bronze and there are several accounts of it being used for execution by tiberius and crassus

This does happen now in some countries and california. Assisted suicide has been brought forth by the efforts of a growing amount of aging baby boomers expressing their right to die.

Just thinking about that one

Little does this faggot know his prison will be assembled by crossbows

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Not the way I would have phrased it but this user is the only one here with any sense.

>Let's say that the bull is 2 cubic meters of bronze
but that's a dumb as fuck assumption.

persian
scaphism

"Carthago delenda est"
(English: "Carthage must be destroyed")

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Is there any porn of it?

...why ?

Oh ok. I've seen a few deaths and shitting is common. No muscle to contract and poopy happens. I'm a nurse.

1. By the time a crossbow has launched enough bolts, I will have died from old age.

2. I rather use quarrel than bolt.

Fave gore comic

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Underrated comment

Would be a good choice for today's criminigger.

Public lynching can't be a classic

macabre at best.

you'd die quickly if it penetrated your ass