When did we stop being men Yea Forums?

When the world turned their back on us. The white man is slated for extinction. I suggest you all get on welfare and become alcoholics. This world doesn't want you.

in 400 years "metal music" will be nothing more than a small, very small, footnote in the history of popular music

Fuck are you basing this off of?

my brain

you just wish you could be playing up on stage with people paying to see. get a hobby and improve your life. you must be a really sad man.

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Men are slowly being phased out, haven't you heard?

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When you realize being fat and hairy was not worth being looked on as manly.

>getting triggered by literally just normal shaving gel
>claims to be a man
Quit being a colossal pussy OP

Your brain sucks lol

good one

styles wax and wane, even the most popular musical forms fall to history and become relics

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Why does that matter right now? Sane cloud be said about most things.

funny meme bro

post another picture, maybe with a caption on it this time though

>some of the greatest guitar work ever committed to record
>will be forgotten at some arbitrary point in time that was pulled out of user's ass
I wonder if they told Beethoven that his little diddies wouldn't stand the test of time. Or if people told Michaelangelo that his fun little stone carvings and his paintings would be relegated to the "footnotes of history".

Those are media used to store the music. Storage devices becoming obsolete somehow connects to a music genre fading into the abyss? That's shit logic.

well there is a big difference between someone like js bach and yngwie malmsteen

one is a copy, a false caricature of a style, and the other is the true style itself

one is a god and the other is a worthless wretch

You see, as you have man tits, the hair on your chest looks okay. But there are people who give a shit about how they look, like me, we go to the gym and get toned bodies and nice pecks and the hair on them looks fucking awful. So we shave it.

Lose some weight you fat cunt.

Man-scaping does not forsake masculinity nigger

>Acting like music created by instruments played by humans is "outdated" in the current year

As a guitarist, you're a fucking brainlet, do not reproduce.

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Any man that shaves their chest is an embarrassment and should have their status as a man revoked.

Around the same time people like geraldo started having their own tv shows and just HAD to start being SJWs. I think the vietnam war had a lot to do with it, the cowards and the weaklings took over lol

The only manscaping allowed for heterosexual males are back, neck, ear, nose and some trimming of the pubes. Men who shave their legs and chest haveva desire for cocks in their mouth and ass.

This

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Being a man is doing whatever the fuck you want because it works for you as long as you aren't seriously fucking with innocent people. If Nivea works for you when you shave then use it, better than fucking Gillette. Their mens shower lotion is the best in the winter when your skin gets dry but you don't wanna feel all gloopy with lotion, its also good for "other things"

They should have added XP.

I say that the only time a man should shave his chest is if it bothers his wife, but even then try to put up a fight. Other than that, pubes, pits, face, neck, all that's good. If a man shaves his legs or arms and isn't a pro swimmer, he is faggot trash.

cringey

I agree

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Chaps, do what you want. Don't like what others are doing? Fuck it, if it makes them less attractive to girls there's less work for you to do because you've got less competition. If it makes them more attractive then who's the real man - you're only here to reproduce so being attractive to women is pretty important

It started in the late 80’s and went crazy with the 90’s and the spice boy revolution.

speak for yourself. i don't use that shit. girls even tell me to shape my eyebrows, i rolled them over.

protip: dont care what bitches think. solves so much inner turmoil.

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I'm very hairy and have to manscape every so often. My stomach and chest get super hairy and it looks nasty. I like to keep it trimmed and neat looking.

But does a nigger know why

I shave my chest because it gets really hairy and looks nasty and ugly. Fuck off. Lose some weight and stop being a degenerate fuck.

yes it does, cuck.

they do have their status as a man revoked, they mark themselves as a bitch

if chest hair bothers your female companion, then leave her for one who isn't bothered by male secondary sex characteristics a.k.a. one who isn't a lesbian

Do whatever the fuck you want, no one cares. I don't shave my body and I wouldn't judge you for shaving your body.

>What is fragile masculinity.

>Do whatever the fuck you want, no one cares. I won't get a vasectomy and I wouldn't judge you for getting a vasectomy.

Being a man doesn't mean being panicky about faggy men. Just do your own thing, Christ

Shaving your balls and cock-fro is not only more appealing to most women, but it's hygienic. And shaving your armpits causes them to stink less and you can use less deodorant.

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Real men don't shave

Their your balls. What do I care if you lop them off.

I didn't start this thread asking where have all the men gone. OP did. I genuinely do not care at all if you want to shave yourself from stem to stern.

idk about you, but I became a man 9 years ago when I transitioned from female to male

>but it's hygienic.
It's not tho
You sweat the same amount but instead of the hair giving room to the sweat to evaporate you get wet underwear
Also genital hair reduces the chance to afflict a disease

I was agreeing with you mate, but I worded it poorly

>When did men stop being so masculine
>Proceeds to whine and complain about being masculine and how it should be shown
>Making excuses as to why something isn't masculine
>bitching about some concept no one cares about

hmmmm

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All this insecurity. Future supreme gentlemen right here.

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My bad, but sure.

>real men don't shave

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In 400 years everyone living now will be dead, idiot.

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>Big corporation taking advantage of some peoples preferences.
>"oh no, I'm not masculine anymore"

Thanks. I just looked it up and I'm buying one now

>we
You mean (You)?

testing

Every time you breath, you produce carbon dioxide, something that can kill you

>wearing underwear

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And you will be forgotten in the next 100 lol

But if you hurry you could make it 50 :)

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talkin mad shit for a motherfucker in a 100 year range

>>Where did you learn your England?

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