Budweiser, blue ribbon and all that stuff has no flavour at all

Budweiser, blue ribbon and all that stuff has no flavour at all

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Think whatever you want. Drink whatever you want.

What you really should be asking yourself is "Why do I crave attention (positive or negative) from others? What is wrong with my life?"

Beers just tastes bad in general
As an Australian this is sinful to say

I'd rather it taste like water than bread and fruit peels

Coffee too

Brazilian fag here. Their coffee is a disgrace, can't even be called coffee

Grow up and buy American craft beer

Didn't had any beer from down under yet. What brands do you have over there?

Clearly you've never had real diner coffee.

Am I the only one who thinks that beer in general tastes like piss? I can think of a few exceptions, but on the whole I'd rather drink liquor or cocktails.

It has flavor it's just an unappealing pilsner blandness that sucks. Anyone who claims to like stuff like that really doesn't like beer, they just want to get drunk, drink something that is "considered beer" to try and be cool /fit in.

That's because you've only had beers like OP is describing.

find a craft brewery and quit being a shut-in

this is the real shit

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Any suggestions then? Outside of what OP is describing, I've found I like hard cider, guinness, and Dunkel.

Stouts and porters. Not lagers or pilsners

Well most notable brands are VB (tastes like literal piss dont bother) and carlton Draught and Dry (haven't actually tried them)
Some other ones i kinda like are Great Northern and Iron Jack, not too bad, but im more of a whiskey and cola man myself

No its true, keep your mind

I did, almost everyday. I'm talking mostly about the Starbucks crap

Thanks for the suggestions. I'll give that a shot.

Hirter Beer

Best beer in the world imo

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Sure is a lot of fedora tipping goin on in this thread.

and you know what piss tastes like how?

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try turkish coffee. this is my recommendation

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piss tastes like water

>hurr adjunct beer doesn't taste like much durr
no fucking shit genius. what other astounding elucidations have you to share?

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I've tried drinking some of the beer OP is referring to. Though, retrospectively speaking that may be an insult to the taste of piss.

Yeah that is all cheep crap what do you expect?
Their are tons of craft breweries in the US with all sorts of interesting beers. I gave up on them though because i am a poor drunk and destroying my liver is easier done with cheep shit. But their are enough different beers made in the US you could try a diff beer every night if you wanted your just fucking lazy.

You’ve obviously never been to America. America has the LITERALLY the most micro/craft/small batch choices in the whole world. Macro brews like bud/miller/coors are for college kids and red necks. Explore the world man.

are you out of your mind? ever been to germany you faggot?

Get a job. If you have a job, get another job. Like Mr. French said in the Departed, “This is America. If you don’t have money you’re a fucking douchebag!” “Make more money!”

>guise american commercial beer is shit (lagers and pilsners)
>hur dur have you had german beer. germany beer is good and best (lagers and pilsners)
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Nothing tastes worse than coors light. It's just fizzy fucking water.

But that would take time away from me slowly killing myself with cheep booze!

I started making my own beer a decade ago and haven't looked back.

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>Thinks Germany is bigger than America in land mass
Who’s the faggot?! (You)

This what us aussies be
(Even though i previously said vb is literal piss)
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Touché user

that's...that's not at all what he meant retard.

Barbaric! Doesn't he know "kein Bier vor vier"?

Don’t defend euro trash. By America’s land mass, in comparison, to Germany’s, their are more major metropolitan areas by default. HENCE... more places for vibrant craft beer communities to grow. Keep up kiddo.

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Tell that to our waste disposal workers... they kick off their working day with a beer at 5 am

you should try keystone light. i had it once at a normie party. tasted like dirty dishwater. was literally like drinking dirty water.

No fuk off carnt VB long neck at twenny ta 8 in th farkin mornin

but we're not talking about landmass you dumb redneck. we're talking about number of microbreweries.

Then why did I stop drinking the Budweiser because it tasted funny. Only to find out that it had been switched to Coors.
If they all taste like water, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

It is hard if not impossible for US breweries to keep up with that kind of tradition and experience.

But some US beers are really good too.

it has flavor, it's called piss you fucking foreigner

What did the piss water kill your tongue finally?

Brazilians are a disgrace.

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Our craft beers consistenly beat all other beers from around the world, but ok, weird flex.

> Amerifag who thinks they are the best at everything

Nope its not. Its Belgium beer that's the best ofc.

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Well beer tastes like water because it's made of water silly. Case closed everyone, time to go home

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muh nigga. if I don't have my testicles soaking in westmalle by 9 pm, it's a bad night.

It’s like having sex in a canoe. It’s fucking close to water!

Muh user.

If I don't have my bud light used as my toilet water. It's a bad thing.

Fucking europeans don't make any sense. You douchelords all like drinking sparkling water and then complain about american beer.... how is it not the same fucking thing? You can like American beer and still be cool.

but you can't like mass-produced American beer and claim to have good taste.