Hey Yea Forums

You need something bigger than a toaster

tits or gtfo

Only if you show tits and masturbate before doing it.

It doesn't. The toaster in the tub thing is a myth. As soon as the toaster hits the water all it will do is trip the breaker and leave you sitting in the dark feeling like a dumbass.

Sure is

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dont do it

will do it on hitbox.tv
yes
huh?
no
lies

Hey OP, I honestly don't know if this is fake, but I'm having a pretty rough night too. Drank the last little bit of booze I have left in my house, only got three cigarettes to last me til midweek, and doing something rash and dangerous is startin to sound real good.
Just want you to know I love you, I believe you can get through this, and I hope you stay safe any way you can. Shits tough as fuck. Sendin you goodvibes from Aus x

It depends on the country where she live

post link then

nigger

Watch mythbusters mate, it works

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do not do it. get help. there is always a better way

>maybe later
no, actually fuck you
you don't decide when you prove to us you aren't some larping faggot
you're a larping faggot UNTIL proven otherwise
so timestamp is the very first order of business at a minimum
your gross lopsided mishapen tits are just an added bonus
sage this larping faggot

Just Don't Do It, pls, like really, don't risk it, take care of your self

Such a waste of what look to be spectacular tits.

Post stream link or timestamp, people will assume its fake

Varför håller du på?

post what this is first please.

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Wow, you sure got me

Stop giving a fucking whore who doesnt even post tits with timestamp

link?

wrong picture. post what THIS is

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THIS

your pussy is hanging out, faggot

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline suicidepreventionlifeline org
800-273-TALK (8255)

youtube.com/watch?v=Kb24RrHIbFk

don't do it

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SAGE UNTIL TIMESTAMP PROVIDED

post titties and timestamp first

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I'm guessing you're in the UK? Chances are your house electrics have been updated so you'll have protection against this killing you. You'll get 1 hell of a fucking shock and your nipples would be able to break glass but you won't die.

Vill ba ha lite uppmärksamhet innan jag dör

What do you feel reading all this retarded shit from strangers? They are just a bunch of retardeds, dont pay much attention

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show the whole tattoo, i like it

At least show tits ass and pussy timestamp and some name we could remember you by before an hero

post link, we waiting

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Don’t do it OP, you deserve so much more than what you think you do. I’ve already tried this to kill myself this way and it is not a good way to go out. Please please talk to us about this.

double dubs = you have to post tits now OP. lets see those puppies

Its mom!you crazy bitz

Clean your grouting.

Just do it if you want to , stop begging for attention

Marylou?

I am not in the UK. And i have thought about that possibility, but might as well give it a go. Got nothing sharp nor any hooks to hang from

>everyone is retarded but me

didn't seem to work. You are too dump to kys, nice

/thread

Show us your tits and your pussy before yiu go, please. Then, it's up to you, but if you do decide to toast yourself, stream it on the net.

Momo?

SAGE UNTIL TIMESTAMP PROVIDED
stop fucking replying to this larping faggot

I'm in love with you already please be my girlfriend.

Who said im not retarded too? Thats why I am here you fking nigger

At least stay long enough to clean your grout

This is now a funny meme thread to help femanon through her shitty day

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Roastie toasty chan

Tits or gtfo (of this existence)

Post the link you attention whore and kill yourself

Post picks of you fingering yourself first

Where are you then? Either way, if you're in a first world country then your sockets/ plugs/ main rings will be protected. You've got like a 10% chance of this doing the job. You'd be better off going to a multi story carparkand jumping if you REALLY want to go. Otherwise you're just going to get hurt and probably rethink the whole suicide thing.

Also, 3 pin plug is why I presumed UK.

Pussy please
Yes ill watch you do it

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It'll be painful and you might survive through it. Don't do it.

If you're gonna do it, at least show us that sexy naked body before you ruin it

I don't want you to do this. Can't you think of anything fun to do before you decide to do this?

There are like a million things to do. You haven't completed a bucket list first?

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Why not just clean your bathroom instead.

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Tits or get the fuck out

dope thank you the peacock feather kind of looked like a birthmark

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stop fucking replying to this LARPing faggot until a timestamp is provided you absolute morons
you guys replying to faggots like this are why Yea Forums is so terrible now
SAGE UNTIL TIMESTAMP PROVIDED

Don't do it. Wanna be friends on Steam?

Her tattoos look like shit. Should off herself

It's uk from what u can see. Loreal products in English. 'The plug shape. And also the make severin... of the toaster isnuk available also.

Hahaha so that everyone can see how gross i am

Dont be a nigger I'm just trying to see some titty

You... Are a retard.

nah just came to see her tattoo sorry fuck your dubs faggot

dubs confirmed

I am wanking off over your beautiful face and fantasising about your tits.

Please reconsider, it'll get better eventually.
I attempted suicide 5-6 years ago, not only i did not succeed, i disappointed my whole family and close friends. I regret that moment every single day of my life.
It does get better, please dont.

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My thoughts as well.

Time stamp newbie

Banging tits!

Well i think if i add enough salt in the tub, my chances increase. If it doesnt work, atleast I will live another day to try something else

>Marylou, är det du?

Hey op.
Don't know if you are for real.
But please just don't kill yourself.
There is so much more and you are literally will destroy everything.
Don't go head down and call it a night.
It is also very shitty way to die and very painful.
At least you have to try to get help.
800-273-TALK (8255)
we are human beings and the only special thing about us is that we are alive.
youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

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you two FAGGOTS make me sick
you and all the other idiots itt not incessantly demanding a timestamp ARE the reason Yea Forums is garbage

I dont have any friends or family to disappoint, nice try

Imagine what your life would be like with even just a shred of empathy? Imagine how much less lonely and cruel your existence would be?

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Nej

Så vad heter du då?

why would you want to see the tits of this whore? She's ugly as fuck

Adding salt won't change the protection provided by the houses electrics. The initial surge will still be milliseconds and inadequate. Sorry but you're not going to achieve anything with this except a ragging nipple on.

Dont do it op it likely won't work, I recommend my personal favourite of "death by coals" which involves burning charcoal to produce CO causing eventual death by asphyxiation, or rather de-oxygenation of the blood.

It's somewhat painless especially if u toss some sleeping pills

I'm your friend (:

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kill yourself you pathetic faggot.

Make a bucket list and complete it first or its all just a waste.

It there nothing you want to do in your life first?

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Depends if you have an RCD and ELCB fitted or not. Either way, OP is bullshit until a timestamp is shown.

I did not think i did back then either. Even if you have not talked to them in ages, reach out to them in a nice way. They'll be there to support you. Trust me

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Why not, tits are tits if you have the chance to see a pair you might as well

The hotline doesn't help at all, trust me suicide prevention is just restraining a person and in the end only makes them want to kill themselve's more.

why is your arm rotting?

DON'T DO IT.

I can be your bf and take care of you.

We will play video game and watch movies and I'll cuddle you and love you.

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She is not ugly, she is hot and her tits look spectacular.

I'd have plenty the literal instant i saw a timestamp proving this isn't just some faggot neckbeard posting pics from some series he found somewhere
it's a simple task for op to do if it wants to be taken seriously
the fact that it wasn't provided in the op, means it's either fake or op isn't serious about its claims
thus perpetuating the ever worsening downfall of this once glorious board
so again, sage this fucking larping fag until a correct legible timestamp is provided

Hey OP I would like to impregnate you :)

I've been kinda close a couple of times, but could never stomach the thought of "non-existence" and how much suicide had wrecked my family already. Life's still super hard and I feel like I'm making no progress, but I'm not giving up quite yet.

where are the subtitles?

Years of cutting, bad scarification

place the toaster on your head to prove this is no repost

cringe

just do it what are you waiting for faggot

Hey OP,

Nice ink. Let's talk a bit before you do this. How'd you get to this point? What's going on with you right now?

I once found myself standing on a bridge overlooking freeway traffic, deciding what to do about it. It doesn't usually get there in one day.

no actually you're an ugly incel with zero standards
you'd fuck a warm pile of mud you thought it looked at you in an affectionate manner

just call anyone who is sane and he/she will help you

you just got cursed

Var kan vi prata bara du och jag?

its not, reverse image search op and other pics

Are you trying to make her kill her self?!

This guy knows whats up. I lost everyone around me after being in a toxic-ass relationship for three years where my partner precluded me from seeing friends and family much. I'm working my way back though. Got two friends who I see once every week or two, and I spend heaps more time with my brother now. People will love you and support you, all you have to do is take that (admittedly terrifying) first step.

When are you posting the link / timestamp OP?

fuck you

WHAT IS A GOOD SITE TO LIVESTREAM FROM??

Hmmm..So he was behind of that..

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Do it cunt xd

kek

"of this once glorious board" has told me everything I need to know about you tbh, have a good one mate xx

We're getting trolled... still no tits with stamp

It's not even that hard bitch.. just one pic to prove it..

this

suicidepreventionlifeline.org

try younow, rainerle

/b is fucked, this thread is proof if its downfall. cant even follow the most basic of rules.

WTF

I'd never do that, we all deserve love and I can give it to her and make her happy.

>cringe_v2.jpg

could have been easily avoided but retards

Also if calling a suicide prevention hotline sounds as horrific to you as it has to me when I've been Super Low, I've used some online instant messaging type services to the same effect before. Felt more anonymous and like I could take my time in expressing my self-hatred/problems/etc.

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>the larp continues
the excuse of delaying timestamp until someone else provides a "good place to livestream from" is over used, transparent and pathetic
this whole thread is a complete waste of time, op is a faggot larper and every autistic neckbeard frozen burrito eating basement dwelling incel faggot replying to him mentioning how hot the girl is should kill themselves for being such easily mislead faggots
sage this thread into oblivion where it belongs
fuck all of you

Please don't do this man it can't prove a point.. I've had mates that offer them self (not cos of my sorry ass) but that shit ducks with your head and it's not fair .. fuck these btards and their autistic memes.. if you I the UK holler at me and il send you a few joints no joke

Fake and Gay

lol ok nigger

Only if you put your clothes on. I don't want to go blind.

Exactly
Glad to hear you're building it back up

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If this a joke then no free joints btw

Rules on /b??? Clearly you don't know what the fuck you are talking about newfag. Maybe it should be you in the tub with the toaster.

this

can I see more of your tits?

I literally don't understand your line of reasoning? If it's fake then I've wasted a bit of time trying to help someone who's having a laugh behind their computer screen congratulating themselves on how they "totally owned Yea Forums", if it's real then I'd like to do everything I can to help this person? Who loses here? You? Because you don't get to mindless bark at the internet for a new picture of tits to add to your porn folder? Grow up dude

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we all lose
because this is just one more reason /b is effectively 9gag now

Aye thanks mans. Lifes a binch but we out here fightin

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are you aussie? might know you

>lifes a binch

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Younow/nejtack

Anyway, I'm done replying to the incels, if OP is still here I'm down to chat, I'll keep this tab open for another hour or so until I fall asleep

Oops, forgot pick *

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>gets baited
>claims moral superiority
go back

No more tits?

mfw

Womp womp... no titw for us.

Has anyone actually been legit in these threads? Or have every one of them been bait?

It wont work. Your RCD / ELCB / MCB will prevent your death.

You may trip put the house and kill the stream though which will make people freak and think you died

i guess OP passed out or just left us alone.. without prove of existence..

fuck off

Post tiggies

Your loss for being an idiot.

I'll take some toast and a cup of coffee
post your address? I might want to come over and desecrate your corpse if you live close enough to me

you are a binch

Nice dubs

No worries the breaker will pop before she does.

What kind of toaster has handles?

OP if you're real tell us your storie, just wait a few with us, what happened to you, no bullshit.

make the toast in her toaster that tripped the breaker lol

Feelfag. You're the type of person who begs people to take advantage of you, if only to stave off your crippling loneliness for a moment.

And that was true when you were a kid i'm sure. Now it's turned into a passive aggressive attack, now that the social climate rewards victimhood. So you use "empathy" as a tool to get your own selfish desires fulfilled, as much as OP is using pictures of the attention whore to get the attention he wants that his parents never gave him.

You and him are predators dressing up as prey.

She posted a picture of the plug socket and you’re guessing she’s from the UK

Autism.

give link now

not op
hello there, fbi chan
whats up?

or gay

Damn..beat me to that one..lol

Sorry you guys, too paranoid to stream, scared i will get tracked down somehow. Will let you know if it doesnt work

might be aussie. Labels would also be in english plus plugs look similar

Post pics of aftermath

have you ever shaved your pubes and glued them to your face?

post tits before you try it

If OP doesn’t show titty I’m out

post pics of your pussy and tits

just write today's date on your tits and post them. i'll forgive you with that

youre not op, and if yes youre dead anyways so why are you scared of being tracked down?

>the larp continues
the beginning of the reveal it was all a larp

this

She's German. Pure&Basic is a discounter brand here.

Because i dont wanna be tracked down before i muster the courage

the longer you wait after posting your face on Yea Forums, the higher the chance is one of the whiteknights finding you and "saving" you thus ruining your life anyways

kek just admit it op b4 404

Thanks strangers for caring more than my family or boyfriend.

Severin auch

might know you, did you kiss a guy in a hospital a few years ago?

She is dead.

Don't do it OP, your a solid 5/10, single guys need you at 2:30 am after a bad night

Jokes on you, I tried suicide as well, swallowed a lot of pills and now I have superpowers

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confirmed, it say's "Duschcreme" on one bottle.

fuck off cunt.

She probably dead

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Whats wrong with her left arm?

especially in germany we have high electronic standards, so the fuse will 100% blow and she won't die.

she looks like a portuguese gypsy

Op is most likely doing this for attention.

She's in Sweden, I'm assuming.
What looks to be a Type F socket, toaster is a brand that has sales subsidiaries in France, Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands, Italy and Poland. YouNow account name was 'nejtack' which means 'nothanks' in the Nordics, the spelling is specific to Sweden, however.

She looks like she's in student accommodation. That's all I can offer.

Now tits

I'm depressed after following all that. I might go now and end it all..Bye everyone..... :(

>yet he still browses Yea Forums

Hmm after many years on here, I wanna say, Don't do it! Not worth killing yourself, but being in pain and disapearing earlier. Like that you never know if life would have turned better.

Why you want to do it?

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how did you get the younow name? If posted, I didn't saw it

how the fuck

typical looking swede. fucking arabs are worse than termites

The possibility of you fucking this up is high, and the potential for being physically and mentally impaired by your attempt is non-zero.
Eat something small. Go to bed.
Think about how your life might be better, and aim at it. Take small steps towards that brighter future.

>how the fuck
Autism

>still bathes and brushes teeth
get on my level of giving up

Anyone wondering why, its because i was severly abused until i was 17. I tried studying after but i am too fucked in the head to even do anything normal. I have no friends, no family. And my boyfriend stayed out all night at a girls who he met lastnight and still has not come home. So thats that. Some lives are not worth saving, just need to stop being a pussy.

Now pay up with them melons

> provides explanation
> people are still confused
Mate, it's a cheap party trick. I can't do anything useful with that information.

Best to read since you're not going to fulfill the premise of this thread, and you clearly haven't made an earnest attempt at living, so why waste the energy killing yourself? Get out and give life one serious effort.

why the reluctance to show time stamp then?

here

get rid of him.. no joke, nobody needs that kind of negativity.. go see someone who makes you happy, that helped me a lot..

can you show me where the bad person touched you?

Post tits first plx

Cus im in the tub and im not about to get up for some neckbeard

stream it already
jesus

do this and open up the stream

using carbon monoxide or helium would be painless ... just sayin

Even though you look like that kind of a person who doesnt dislike pain

do some gang sign around your nipple then lol

just give link or gay

Give your balls a tug, tit fucker

THE QUADS COMPELL YOU

shit in the tub and use it to write the date on the wall

Did you ever run a Neopets blog?

oh shit i didnt notice

Jesus either post tits or kill yourself. Nobody is interested in any other outcome

Exactly what I was thinking

abandon thread, op just wants attention

>gonna die
>doesnt post tits
>no time stamp or time stamp-ish pic
Attention whoring at its finest.

Someone just post their tits please

I dont care who it is i just needs tits

Hm
Ich hab nicht mal nen Toaster

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Finally

I just came in for nudes. Fuck off orbiters.

How do i even?

Autism is a superpower

is he having a stroke?

Breathe it in until you pass out, make sure you're breathing it after you pass out, die.

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just show tits then you do you

If someone goes to a späti and brings me something to drink, ill let you use my body

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Nike is telling someone to kill themselves, let the world know anons.

Nice tit

One dude killed his father after one of these threads. Bashed his head in, it was about a month ago in Norway.

>späti
Nen Ossi

I am just waiting to see the time stamps and tits

now really, if its real don't do it

no matter how hard life gets don't give up there are millions of people going through the same shit you are.

Berlin?

Feet

Can't you just be cool set a time and place for a blowbang and then after you've blown everyone and your stomach is full of cum you can kill yourself.

Ja

Finally,
You are allowed to kill yourself now.
Have fun

show both tits or gtfo

oh glory be, dont kill those bewbs!

This

Don't do it. you are beautiful and strong. You can do it. Not for the other, but for yourself.

If I had to live with that sort of bath I'd 100% become an hero

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Sounds hawt

If OP was male noone would give a shit, instead you have all these thirsty virgins flocking around this attention whore.

In de Stadt würde ich mich auch weghängen...

kek

>MiLlIoNs ArE gOiNg ThRoUgH iT yOuRe NoT sPeCiAl
>you can handle it just because others are also going through it
How much more retarded can you get?

Glad you're still hangin in there OP!
I survived an abusive relationship, failing the same subject three times (on my fourth attempt now, fingers crossed), and the slow and agonising death of a dear friend.
This shit is HARD. But I love you, I believe in you, and I know we can get through this.
Keep fighting dude

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Rather than taking the easy way out and killing yourself do something to change your life.

death is not an option.

Bezirk?

I love you OP. Dont die.

you are right
but a male would whore himself like this bitch
he would just a hero and be done

Yea Forums was never glorious

>I’ve already tried this to kill myself this way

How bad does it suck knowing that you failed so hard at life that you tried to kill yourself, but you failed at that too.

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Its because its easier for men to kill themselves because they arent as emotional as us women

Definitely murderers have bragged on Yea Forums. I don't know of any actual suicides on the chins though people have livestreamed suicide in the past. Actually lots of crimes have been bragged about.

Komm nach NRW, Leute sind korrekter hier. Rheinlänger sind generell entspannter und netter.

Does bob jiggle during electrocution ?

Schöneberg

Hamburg oder Umgebung ist besser. Hamburg ist ja nicht umsonst die schönste Stadt der Welt!

Lmao it's sad because the only reason people care is because shes a sexy woman with big tits. If this was a guy every comment would be telling him to do it. OP loves the attention even though everyone commenting is a loser 40 year old. If OP was actually going to do it she wouldn't post on Yea Forums and would just do it. I've only been on Yea Forums for 5 months but damn you guys are lame.

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>retarded

If being retarded means i won't be a coward and kill myself each time i go through rough times then yes i am very retarded

kek

twitch.tv/queenangieb
Streaming here?

I mean, yeah, or, you could just aspire to be different? Or is your story the worst story ever to befall a human being. Depression is hyper focus on the self... Get out of your house and stop surrounding yourself with people who treat you terribly.

Do the live stream. Doesnt matter if you kill yourself or not :)

Und was machst du? Studierst du noch? Wenn ja was?

Hamburg ist das ekelhafteste Drecksloch im ganzen Lande. Linksverseucht und voller Sandneger.

Stuttgart, ihr elendigen lauchgestalten

and even so men kill(a crime of passion) more than women, emotions are just an excuse to become a victim

checked

Der Feind operiert jetzt am nördlichen Stadtrand zwischen Fronau und Pankow.
Und im Osten ist der Feind bis zur Linie Mahlsdorf Karlsdorf gelangt.

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL !

DER ANGRIFF STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL !
sie nenennen sich Generale, doch wissen sie nicht wie man einen Messer und eine Gabel hält !

Bullshit excuse. No one has ever hunted down a livestream and stopped anything.

Komm mal nach Mannheim, das eskaliert hier unten komplett mit dieser Muselpopulation

isn't the water cold by now?

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I agree

shut up fag

Why would any one who wants to be an hero care you can try worse case you just try again at a later date. this is in no way or shame a master bait just a shitty bait with thirsty stinky neet pee pee's

Jo, wichsen und so hilft bei mir auch... manchmal.
Chill und steig mal aus der Wanne.
Verschrumpelst ja.

Bin raus

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i am your biggest fan

*lacht auf Bielefelderisch"

Are you in dusseldorf

Only if i Can get In aswell

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so.. are you still going to do it?

Kreuzberg hier. Du bekommst sogar was vom Späti wenn du nur die Toaster Nummer lässt.

Fucking KEK

Wohne selbst in einer von Mudslimes verseuchten Stadt. Überall hörst du nur noch ooga booga oder aaaalllahahahahlalalah. Nur die AfD kann uns noch retten.

Drop me your adress over twitter pn @x_sadboi and I'll order the food you want

Hast du schon jemals jemanden in Düsseldorf getroffen der Späti sagt?
Das ist typisch Berlin und Ossiland

>blow

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>0000

severely underrated

ich würde das gerne machen, bin aber gerade in Brasilien. wo wohnst du?