Congratulations, Faggots

Congratulations, Faggots.

You have been drafted into the Yea Forums Army. Here you are all equally worthless. Get to rolling before I send you into /trash/

>Singles
A Private, huh? Might as well just be a nigger

>Dubs
Moving up in the world, huh Sergeant? Now go sage a log thread

>Trips
Finally, someone worth a shit around here, Lieutenant

>Quads
Commander, at you service

>Quints
General, we ALL await your command

GET ROLLING, FAGGOTS

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Well lets find out. Also rolling for quints.

Rolling, anddy sixx turd slut reporting

>go sage a log thread
What kind of bvb army soldier are you, faggot. You're demoted to throat virgin!

Rolling sir

E4 mafia for life

I'll skip draft if I'm a private

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rolllr

fdsa

Rollin boys

sir yes sir

Lt Cdr Gn!

gay

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rdy for duty
rolling for forgotten Ukrainians

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lets go boys

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Rolls

I am ready to serve!

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Hmpf

nigger

Ready for battle

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Reporting for duty

checked

Welcome Sergeant

Roll

Fag

Boiis, you're general is here!

roll

Now

Roll

roll

Fuck

Where?

Lmao guess not fam.

Maybe now?

Or now?

Rolll

Roll maggots!

Rolling Private

Rollo

Sarg reporting in, check em

Rollerino

Now?

Hello sir

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Now?

Please let me be general

So close

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sir yes sir

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reporting for doody sher

Roll

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conscript reporting, rolling sir.

Obey

Me army good

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I’m the captain now.

They see me rolling they commanding my service to this country

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>commanding my service to this country
You mean "commending"?

Roll em up

rulll

let's roll

Attention on deck

Have I made rank yet?

Tym 2 dye

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roll

no, and you never will

Start pushing!

rollin Yea Forumsrothers

Officer in the room

Wtf private. Shut. Up.

rolling, better not be a nigger

Article 15 for you bud. Start cleaning!

rollin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Oh you nigger alright, start cooking private.

>implying Yea Forumstards could hack it in ANY sort of military
go play with the worm, faggots

Aye

About time we had some leadership in here.

4 the motherland

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rerolling, I refuse to be a nigger

Showing up to basic is easy. Yea Forums is full of chapter 13s

Roll?

Oh jesus christ, just make the troops some eggs nigger.

Do I look like Google, private? Quit asking me questions and start pushing!

Let's go

rollerino

Is this what truly living is like?

Bump,


Mitchell

>Now go sage a log thread
sage does jackshit newfag nigger

Mitchell? More like Tiffany, haj would sure love you in a tube top. Start pushing.

I wanna be a general

Reporting for duty!

Yes sir

Reroll

You General has arrived

Kiss ass later, start pushing!

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You're a petrol specialist now. Congrats bigger, you pump fuel for a living.

Screw you Private

me am army man

Holy christ on a stick, you are all sorts of jacked up private. Front leaning rest position, move!

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ROLL

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i have bone spurs

Yee

This thread big gay

Rolling gents

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The fact that you have some many variants of that pic is baffling. Hows life on welfare?

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At least im special :DDD

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Rolling for singles

OP, you forgot that anything above quints summons the giganigga, and should be avoided at all cost.

This guys like I arm all the squads.
Kek.

rollll

Rolls

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Rolls

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One day I'll be commander in chief

Howdy lieutenant

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reporting in Sir!

ROLOLOLOL

rolllllll

i'll show you niggers how it's done watch this

You dare question my Command, cadet?!

At least I'm not a nigger.

rollllllling

Rollll/

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The men need some relief. As my first order here, the next private to arrive will be fucked by us all.

Bend over, Private

I’m going to die in the trenches boys

ROLLING

am i hero yet?

rolling

Faggots

Guess I might as well enlist before I sleep. Long live the worthlessness of /b's army!

Leggo

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Thread is cancer but I’m here

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Minimal rules shitposting server (tons of traps and e-girls inside).

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Gon kill me some gooks

Rolling, sir!

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Reporting in general

Dril time.

Dubs?

rollan

Would rather die

Just give me a gun fuck ranks

I'm the one in the back. I'm not allowed to be in the front of photos

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REEEEE-oll

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Roll.

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Looks like a bunch of air soft fags.

EnROLL

nigger time

rolling

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Rollercoasters

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Report in fer duty

rollerino

obey the general

Role roll

Broll

i hope im not a nigger

roll

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Joan Crawford.

I win

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Everyone do pushups until I get tired

roll

Your general has arrived, all stand up

it is time to attack North Korea

I mean its half this, there are some crazy smart people in my field

that must be so fucking heavy

i am the captain now

Mornings, Ivan

Ready to get six pack abs and strapped like a seatbelt, drill sergeant! Just point me towards the fucking oil!

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Holy shit, plank got his jump wings? What the fuck is wrong with my life?

You realize saging a thread does nothing except not bump it right?

Bong

Pls

It gets you the thread post closer to the bump limit and hence pruning...

reporting in.

Roll

rolling, sir

SIGN ME UP HOT DIGGITY

True, but what proportion of threads that 404 are at bump limit? Entering a thread to plant sage in all fields is more often than not an exercise in futility.

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We're all niggers I guess.

Roll for kernal

Rollin

inb4 nigger

Technically you're not even supposed to say you're saging, so yeah.
But this one's at about 2/3rds the way there...

Ok let's go

Arriving on scene!

Rollin

Inb4 newfag callout

Roll

Fucking rolling for private parts 1st class

Do my bidding, you fucktards!

Heil

Trips checked

Radar

M 16

New fag reporting for duty

watcha looking at tard move along!

Ready Sir

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Roll - ing into combat sir

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