Congratulations, Faggots.
You have been drafted into the Yea Forums Army. Here you are all equally worthless. Get to rolling before I send you into /trash/
>Singles A Private, huh? Might as well just be a nigger
>Dubs Moving up in the world, huh Sergeant? Now go sage a log thread
>Trips Finally, someone worth a shit around here, Lieutenant
>Quads Commander, at you service
>Quints General, we ALL await your command
GET ROLLING, FAGGOTS
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Well lets find out. Also rolling for quints.
March 3, 2019 - 07:24
Rolling, anddy sixx turd slut reporting
March 3, 2019 - 07:38
>go sage a log thread What kind of bvb army soldier are you, faggot. You're demoted to throat virgin!
March 3, 2019 - 07:39
I'll skip draft if I'm a private
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March 3, 2019 - 08:07
rdy for duty rolling for forgotten Ukrainians
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March 3, 2019 - 08:09
lets go boys
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I am ready to serve!
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Ready for battle
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March 3, 2019 - 08:16
Boiis, you're general is here!
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Sarg reporting in, check em
March 3, 2019 - 08:33
Hello sir
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March 3, 2019 - 08:34
conscript reporting, rolling sir.
March 3, 2019 - 08:41
They see me rolling they commanding my service to this country
March 3, 2019 - 08:47
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March 3, 2019 - 08:48
>commanding my service to this country You mean "commending"?
March 3, 2019 - 08:49
Tym 2 dye
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March 3, 2019 - 08:53
rolling, better not be a nigger
March 3, 2019 - 08:56
Article 15 for you bud. Start cleaning!
March 3, 2019 - 08:56
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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March 3, 2019 - 08:57
Oh you nigger alright, start cooking private.
March 3, 2019 - 08:57
>implying Yea Forumstards could hack it in ANY sort of military go play with the worm, faggots
March 3, 2019 - 08:57
About time we had some leadership in here.
March 3, 2019 - 08:58
4 the motherland
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March 3, 2019 - 08:59
rerolling, I refuse to be a nigger
March 3, 2019 - 08:59
Showing up to basic is easy. Yea Forums is full of chapter 13s
March 3, 2019 - 08:59
Oh jesus christ, just make the troops some eggs nigger.
March 3, 2019 - 09:00
Do I look like Google, private? Quit asking me questions and start pushing!
March 3, 2019 - 09:01
Is this what truly living is like?
March 3, 2019 - 09:02
>Now go sage a log thread sage does jackshit newfag nigger
March 3, 2019 - 09:03
Mitchell? More like Tiffany, haj would sure love you in a tube top. Start pushing.
March 3, 2019 - 09:03
Kiss ass later, start pushing!
March 3, 2019 - 09:05
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March 3, 2019 - 09:05
You're a petrol specialist now. Congrats bigger, you pump fuel for a living.
March 3, 2019 - 09:06
Holy christ on a stick, you are all sorts of jacked up private. Front leaning rest position, move!
March 3, 2019 - 09:06
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March 3, 2019 - 09:09
The fact that you have some many variants of that pic is baffling. Hows life on welfare?
March 3, 2019 - 09:10
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March 3, 2019 - 09:11
OP, you forgot that anything above quints summons the giganigga, and should be avoided at all cost.
March 3, 2019 - 09:21
This guys like I arm all the squads. Kek.
March 3, 2019 - 09:24
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March 3, 2019 - 09:44
One day I'll be commander in chief
March 3, 2019 - 09:52
i'll show you niggers how it's done watch this
March 3, 2019 - 10:03
You dare question my Command, cadet?!
March 3, 2019 - 10:03
At least I'm not a nigger.
March 3, 2019 - 10:03
The men need some relief. As my first order here, the next private to arrive will be fucked by us all.
March 3, 2019 - 10:08
I’m going to die in the trenches boys
March 3, 2019 - 10:15
Guess I might as well enlist before I sleep. Long live the worthlessness of /b's army!
March 3, 2019 - 10:20
Thread is cancer but I’m here
March 3, 2019 - 10:22
discord ========- .gg/ZSxxyzB Minimal rules shitposting server (tons of traps and e-girls inside).
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March 3, 2019 - 10:50
Just give me a gun fuck ranks
March 3, 2019 - 11:07
I'm the one in the back. I'm not allowed to be in the front of photos
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March 3, 2019 - 11:07
Looks like a bunch of air soft fags.
March 3, 2019 - 11:12
rolling
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roll
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March 3, 2019 - 11:28
Everyone do pushups until I get tired
March 3, 2019 - 11:38
Your general has arrived, all stand up
March 3, 2019 - 11:43
it is time to attack North Korea
March 3, 2019 - 11:44
I mean its half this, there are some crazy smart people in my field
March 3, 2019 - 11:56
that must be so fucking heavy
March 3, 2019 - 11:57
Ready to get six pack abs and strapped like a seatbelt, drill sergeant! Just point me towards the fucking oil!
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March 3, 2019 - 12:02
Holy shit, plank got his jump wings? What the fuck is wrong with my life?
March 3, 2019 - 12:05
You realize saging a thread does nothing except not bump it right?
March 3, 2019 - 12:09
It gets you the thread post closer to the bump limit and hence pruning...
March 3, 2019 - 12:19
True, but what proportion of threads that 404 are at bump limit? Entering a thread to plant sage in all fields is more often than not an exercise in futility.
March 3, 2019 - 12:49
We're all niggers I guess.
March 3, 2019 - 12:54
Technically you're not even supposed to say you're saging, so yeah. But this one's at about 2/3rds the way there...
March 3, 2019 - 12:57
Fucking rolling for private parts 1st class
March 3, 2019 - 13:04
Do my bidding, you fucktards!
March 3, 2019 - 13:08
New fag reporting for duty
March 3, 2019 - 13:24
watcha looking at tard move along!
March 3, 2019 - 13:27
Ready Sir
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Roll - ing into combat sir
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